Isn't This A Funny Picture?
Filed under: Kate Moss > Jennifer Lopez > Marc Anthony
Kate Moss, Marc Anthony, and Jennifer Lopez attended the Topshop/Topman dinner at Balthazar to celebrate the flagship store opening in New York City on Wednesday night.
It looks like Skeletor was trying to initiate a threesome with Cokate and J. Lo, but you know the Latina Diva was having none of that shiz!
The sex tape would be a train wreck, with Cokate making love to a mirror, Skeletor too anemic to get it up, and J. Lo desperately flashing her wedding band.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 2, 2009 at 11:04 am
fucking first
and second………
third
next…….
Looks like he has the HI Five
…
I DON'T THINK I COULD STOMACH A SEX TAPE FROM THOSE THREE…
Is Mark flipping fur burgers?
mOst awkard sex tape EVER!!hahahahaaaaaa
WTF does Jenny see in Skeletor?
Congratulations. All your hard work was worth it. You're finally where you want to be.
Oh please dont.
Another fascinating story….
You just can't take your eyes off of Marc, Mario…..
NEXT FATFUCK!!!!!!!!!
Jay-lo's got some man arms going on there….
You wish Mario
They just can't have good sex…impossible
Just wanna say, wtf, F*ck all these so-called Hollywood Super Stars!!
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I don't get you Perez. You used to like JLO but now you're hatin, and you hate on Trump, but then you do his show….WEIRD!
Re: Long Dong Connery – Re: LizardKinG – Re: BBBoricua – I got a stalker/impersonator, calls itself hole_jigsaw_harry, was using harrys avi. fucked up asshole too, makes no sense and accuses me of stealing the things identity. could it be lg trying to act like it has a brain?
Re: Hole_harry_Jigsaw – you just dont know when to stop
If she doesn't wear her ring, she's gearing up for a divorce. If she wears it, she's "desperately flashing her wedding band."
yo! i'm mad that skeletor is teenier than kate.
da-yum, jen! that ass must crush his pelvis.
or when he's on top, he must look like a kid playin' airplane!
look ma! no hands!!!
lol
what is marc anthony doing at a Topman dinner? isnt it obvious that he's a bottom?
Whoa. She looks like a giant next to them. Its kinda creepy.
The brithish and the boricua male were having JUST fun with the real deal that COKE MOSS its famous for..and its not modeling..and JLO just appears like a picabu…. LOOK MARK EYES AND JLO HAND….jajajajj..Even I do LOVE Mark voice and talent he need to recover such a few thing..ask Dayanara (the ex)….
LOL at the sex tape!
Re: Hole_harry_Jigsaw – HOW'S MY BITCH DOING TODAY????
mark anthony is so Fcking ugly …Jlo was just desperate to marry any fcking body. I cant stand Either one of them. Atleast Marc has actual talent an is able to Sing. Jlo on the other hand was NOTHING until she hooked up with Pdiddy which I beieve was calculated, soon as the sh8t hit the ceiling she ran so fast , you woulda thought she was an alien escaping. I also love how she tries desperately to portray herself as the girl next door an still the same Jenny from the bronx..GTF outta here Jho, she is so fcking fake and annoying.. an that VOICE is like nails on a chalkboard. shes lie a puerto rican fran dreshner desperately TRYING so HARD to act classy. Years ago before she was even a blip on a screen .. JLO insulted many A-list actresses taking cracks at them like Gwneyth Paltrow saying " ive never heard of her, or her work, has she done anything significant"
YOU SHOULD DRAW IN A FAKE BABY EVERYTIME YOU POST THESE 2.
He looks like he just slid off the knee of his ventriloquist. 30 seconds later J.Lo tightened her vise grip on his arm, tongue lashed him, and jerked him back to his waiting leash.
Re: Crowley – Beautiful Weimer!
hmmff… better order an extra 8-ball
ROFL u crazy P-Rez!!!!
haha your funny perez
News flash ..Jlo is HUGE. Marc anthony looks like a WET creepy RAT. HOW the HELL does he get women??? He was married to MISS UNIVERSE? God he is so Fcking ugly its disturbing. Who picks out his clothes?!?!? Uhmm Jlo is supposedly this "fashion icon" SURE OKAY yet her husband looks like he ripped the upholstry off a lazy boy made a jacket out of it. He doesnt even TRY to counter act his ugliness. Ive seen better looking Gargoyles, youd think with all that money hed atleast get something done to his face. Jesus. Last time I saw somethin THAT ugly it was crawling out of sewer. Just goes to show JLOS SO DESPERATE she'll marry anything that looks in her direction..except of course Pdiddy who she USED to get a recording career started…soon as the heat got to be too much she bailed..on VALENTINES DAY..could you be anymore Obvious Jlo??? I BET she married Marc to show up Ben, like "ohh you dont want me?? ima marry someone else" due to the fact he publically DUMPED HER ASS…basically told the entire world he couldnt STAND HER. GO HEAD BEN!!! Thats the CLASSIEST guy JLOS ever been with.
Marc Anthony is so UGLY he should be court ordered to NEVER leave his house in broad daylight. God those poor kids, they look JUST LIKE HIM too..which is such a SIN.. How could you do that to a child? Now she wants to have MORE?? Her best bet would be a sperm donor at the sperm bank. Atleast her child would have a chance at a normal life and not crucified for being so ugly