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Madge Parties Down With Malawi

Filed under: Madonna

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To celebrate the expected adoption of Mercy James Friday morning, Madonna is throwing a party that the people of Malawi will never forget!

The staff of Raising Malawi, family of Mercy James, government officials, and teachers will be throwing it down at the Kumbali Lodge tonight, Thursday, with Madge & Co.!

Entertainers for the soiree have been popping in and out of the Kumbali Lodge all day including a traditional drummer who told reporters, "We are very excited."

Will Madge make a surprise performance at the big bash???

How bonkers would that be?!

[Image via WENN.]

123 comments to “Madge Parties Down With Malawi”

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  1. 1

    See money can buy you anything!!!!!!!!!!



  2. 2

    SUCKING EVERY COCK IN THE VILLAGE NO DOUBT.



  3. 3

    She is disturbing!!



  4. 4

    So she is adopting a child that has a family?? What the fuck is that about? Lets just hope she is not planning on keeping the villagers hostage by sucking them up into her massive vagina….



  5. 5

    Im so sick of people adopting babies for no reason its supposed to be for a "family" who couldn't have a child of thier own not some rich celeb who barely takes care of thier own children



  6. 6

    Bleeeeeh



  7. 7

    stop it already!! take care of the kids you have!!! i hate these famous people and their obsesive baby adopting….
    it's like they're adding 'objects (kids)' to their collection…
    makes me sick.



  8. 8

    Will Sally Struthers be hangin' in the mud full of flies eatin' some real skinny kid's sandwich? Will David get to level 5 on his new Guitar Hero Malawi game? Will Freddy the Portuguese ass rat crawl from Vadge's well fucked cornhole to rant? SOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY ???????????????



  9. 9

    Are you kidding, Mario? If Madonna performs at that party, they will hide Mercy until she leaves the country! Madge will be behaving like Mother Teresa of Calcutta! :)



  10. 10

    She's amazing! I'm so proud of her for making such a transition from her Truth or Dare days into such a kind and giving and caring person. It's a shame most people just don't care.



  11. 11

    All right now–I can hear the haters screaming about this adoption–start now!!!



  12. 12

    Re: guilty of being white – She'll suck 'em all up after she sucks 'em all off!



  13. 13

    her madge perform? hope not….. no need for her to do that.



  14. 14

    Re: BBBoricua – awwww Beba, you just made me throw up in my mouth…..



  15. 15

    Earlier today MIAR reported that "hole" is harry and the evil whore Nancy Pelosi's bastard spawn. This 100% true,BBD was there, putting the DP to that bitches ass while harry bored and stroked the front side. This is why that C U N T has a perma grin to this day! She named the little abomination "Hole" which is the pet harry and I gave her. So if you see that retard type "harry said", it's bullshit! Yeah, we fucked that ho harder than she is the country now, good times!



  16. 16

    And you fat, ugly whores call her a pig. Nothing but a bunch of fat blowholes you are!



  17. 17

    Re: Dandy Lion – OH SHIT!!!! A LION IN A FUCKIN' TUX!!! I GOTTA HAVE YOU!!



  18. 18

    Re: Big Black Dick – #15 pet name, long story short, hole sucks the water outta harry's shit!



  19. 19

    MAYBE VADGE WILL PERFORM 'LIKE A VIRGIN' FOR THE ORPHANS IN THE VILLAGE. GREAT ROLE MODEL!



  20. 20

    Whatever happened to adopting children who have no families? Im sure there are plenty of those out there, but no madonna wants what she wants. Even if it means ripping a child away from her family.



  21. 21

    Re: Big Black Dick – Did you hear the other thing I reported today? He was spotted trying to find that fucked up tranny out behind the dumpsters for some hot ass play….Harry better go upside that dumb ass kid's head next time he shows up begging for money to support his meth habit.



  22. 22

    Re: Big Black Dick – #15 Nancy Pelosi isn't even worthy of having her name said in the same sentence as HARRY BALSAC!!!!!!!!!!
    I hope you bound and gagged her and left her for dead on the side of a deserted country road in the middle of Cass County ND (Fargo… so she'll be sucked up by the Red River)
    She is an excellent specimen of a waste of perfectly good sperm………



  23. 23

    Re: stars101_sezMadonnaTheApe – I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU WROTE. IT'S ALL FOR PUBLICITY AND KUDOS.



  24. 24

    Re: Hmmmm…. – Don't ya just hate that frozen faced bitch? But you know who I hate more…..its that damn ass Banking Queen Barney Frank. What the fuck is that thing? He sounds like Daffy Duck when he gets all pissed off!!!!!



  25. 25

    Gotta bounce bitches, later!



  26. 26

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – It's Mario's fault!! ;)



  27. 27

    Re: stars101_sezMadonnaTheApe – Thank you for reporting the truth around here. Instead of just the constant sucking of IT's ass that we get…..



  28. 28

    Re: Big Black Dick – #27 *MUAH* My love………
    Til we meet again!



  29. 29

    Madonna is a disgrace. What about all the poor kids in America?



  30. 30

    Hagdonna does like the dark meat - free blow jobs for all! Her surprise performance is probably picking up loose change with her rejuvenated snatch.



  31. 31

    Go Madonna. Keep up the good work helping all us bloggers in cyberspace wake up and realize that there is more to life than sitting in front of a computer blogging about dumb celebrities who don't even matter. You are doing much more than we ever could (and in most cases would), most stars don't do this.. All you people who posted before me and probably after me wont agree, but she is doing this world alot better. You don't see anyone else beside Angelina and Meg Ryan doing this…and you call her a selfish whore?? I'm positive that she didn't just wake up one day and go "I think I want a black baby from africa"..if you've ever watched how she is with her children then you will find that she loves her children more than she loves herself. She's a good person and all you people should be commending her. What is the U.S. doing?? What is China doing?? Madonna is making it her mission to let this whole world realize that the suffering and starvation is real and we need to take notice and have compassion for our fellow man…that's what life is about. All you people are very wrong and don't have your heart in the right place…If i was rich as hell, I would adopt children myself. Any situation is better than that.



  32. 32

    I love Madonna but I just cant understand why does she have to adopt again! I mean, she's got her own kids, she's got additional little David… why more? She's going on tour again and she wont stop working, she doesnt have time to raise more kids!
    She doesnt need the publicity, could it be that little David needs some company of his own? C'mon Why??



  33. 33

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – #26 In a word, YES….
    Can't stand either one of them, I think that Barney Frank's problem is that he has taken the term "tighty, whitey" WWAAAAAYYYYY to literal. He's wearing the same "underoos" he did in the 4th grade and the lack of oxygen had affected his ability to reason, think intelligently, act appropriately and it's even started squeezing off his vocal cords!!!!
    Do you know how many wedgies and swirlies that poor kid has endured in his lifetime? I think he needs just one more swirly……………….
    I'll flush.



  34. 34

    Re: goodtasteishardtofind – YOU GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AWESOME! AND I AGREE!!!!

  35. Toby says – reply to this


    35

    Money does buy everything, even a 3 year old child!! Disgusting, selfish, self-centered, arrogant, rude, OLD….just a few things that come to mind when I think of this bitch!



  36. 36

    I love Perez Hilton Commenters they make me feel so intelligent even though it's bad to make fun of retarded people :/
    Bless you all , must be hard being you :/



  37. 37

    Hugh Jackman adopted children as a cover up because he is gay.



  38. 38

    Re: Hmmmm…. – As long as I can kick him in the ass with my 4" heels!!!! Hellll yeah!!!!



  39. 39

    Re: stars101_sezMadonnaTheApe – #46 - Break that shit down!



  40. 40

    Re: Hmmmm…. – What about Dingy Harry??? There are so many of them……detestable..



  41. 41

    good shes spending that charity money in the RIGHT WAY!!!



  42. 42

    FFS that woman will do anything to be in the papers!
    Guess what Madge - no one cares! Does anyone actually think she's some sort of jesus (or kabbalah equivilant) woman if she adopts more poor kids? No.
    I mean that kid has a family already, fair enough their poor but that doesnt make you adoptable!!
    To be fair tho, wish she would adopt me! need the cash!
    anyway i was google-ing around on this and found this game that made me LOL!
    Its called Baby Safari 2009 (very PC!) you have to help Madge break into an orphange and steal a baby!
    And lets face it thats what she'll probably do if it doesnt go her way!
    That or you know, move onto the next 3rd world country and nab a bambino from there!
    Anyway it made me giggle - check it out at www.babysafari2009.com
    Don't you think Perez should get some games on the go so we could enjoy mocking celebs that little bit more?!
    Answers on a postcard please!



  43. 43

    THIS IS JUST BRIBERY FOR MEMBERS OF THE VILLAGE TO FUCK HER- THATS WHY SHE HAS TO PAY EXTRA MONEY BC WHEN SHE PULLS DOWN HER CAMOUFLAGE LESBO PANTS THEY REALIZE SHE REALLY IS AN ITTTT!!!!!!!!



  44. 44

    Re: stars101_sezMadonnaTheApe – Hey, you obviously believe everything tabloids say so your opinion on this matter is as about important as what Lindsay Lohan is doing with her life these days (you of all people should know what i mean). So go ahead and continue your bashing, maybe one day you'll become what you obviously hate: a good mother, humanitarian, globally rich, famous and adored, happy, beautiful with an intelligence few of us (like you) could comprehend. Just keep on hating and maybe this will be you at fifty.



  45. 45

    thi is the bitch whos ex hates her and calls her IT!!!!!!

  46. Swami says – reply to this


    46

    Wow- Madge Ciconne will do absolutely anything to steal the spotlight away from Anjelina Jolie.



  47. 47

    Re: stars101_sezMadonnaTheApe – Hey are you the same one whose ALWAYS bashing Madonna?? Still? The very first itme I ever went on this website you were bashing her and it's been about 9 months since i first went on here. You are a relentless little bugger aren't you…you and Madonna have something in common.



  48. 48

    Does it say ”N.A.M.B.L.A" on her T-shirt ?



  49. 49

    Madonna used to be good back then. Her music is good now. But now she is all about her bogus religion. She is very butch. No wonder Guy Ritchie is not with her anymore. Now she is about to adopt a girl whose family is still alive. She looks like she does drugs.



  50. 50

    VADGE-inal warts throws fun parties!!!!



  51. 51

    Somebody should put a leash on this bitch!!



  52. 52

    Re: stars101_sezMadonnaTheApe – Where's fuckin' Freddy? I can't believe he missed one! Ain't dat a BITCH!



  53. 53

    Because the best way to celebrate a controversial bit of cultural appropriation is massive party… Yuh.
    Have you seen her without her glasses on? The portrait has come down from the attic, Dorian.
    I know it's bad cause I'm sad and not schadenfreude glad. Poor Madge.



  54. 54

    Ha Perez - are you keeping the news that she fell off her treadmill and sprained her ankle for tomorrow? Of course you are!!!



  55. 55


  56. 56

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHTRe: Melissa is always RIGHT – honey just wear them 4 inch heals and nothing else while we do our magic…



  57. 57

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – tell me more about those 4 inch heels, honey i am hot for you



  58. 58

    HULK ARMS STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!



  59. 59

    Re: Big Black Dick – yo dude, just be aware that miar is mine, from now on she is to be known as Mrs Saw, we did the nasty, got married, and proclaim our love forever, we will destroy hole and would like to enlist your help. my sweet redhead is a force to be dealt with in a proper manner, me in my ways, and hole watch the fuck out. you and your 2 foot dick are to stay away, I am only a while man and you have me by 2 inches (sucks being white, really, two whole inches, ask mel). anyway lets join together and fuck hole, you in?



  60. 60

    Re: stars101_sezMadonnaTheApe – if i understand, it is lg?



  61. 61

    Re: tanuki66 – please dont be hole, please please, i had enough of hole today, popping up everywhere as someone else, if you arnt hole then you must know hole is a memeber of nambla, as is perez



  62. 62

    if you are talking horror, saw does it better than freddy, wanta play a game?



  63. 63

    Madonna is a living angel



  64. 64

    Re: JigSaw – Of course, anything for you



  65. 65

    Re: stars101_sezMadonnaTheApe – #73 I'll get a lobotomy and try again.

  66. Mushy says – reply to this


    66

    wtf…..is she going into combat? wats with those hideous boots dude?



  67. 67

    Re: Big Black Dick – dude, wtf? from what i have read about you, you dont take shit, so why now? tell that asswipe to fuck off, it has to be hole, the man with as many email addresses as id's on this site



  68. 68

    Re: JigSaw – Baby Freddy is this big old Madonna freak. It is sad really, hope you don't have to see it firsthand. BBD is my man too, we go waaaay back, since before he had the boat….And I can't take any more fighting either; that shit gets tiring and I want to make sure I'm not totally exhausted………ya know.



  69. 69

    _________________________________________________________________________________

    MADGIE-POO OFFENDS ME TO THE CORE OF MY VERY BEING!

    HOW EVER-SO-THOUGHTFUL OF HER, TO HAVE WORN HER BESTEST DESIGNER DUDS TO THE HEART OF POOREST AFRICA …

    MY-OH-MY-A-POO!

    HOW SWEET OF HER TO FLAUNT HER WEALTH AND WANT TO THROW A HUUUUUUGE PARTY CELEBRATING HOW SHE CAN ESCAPE ANYONE'S ADOPTION LAWS, TOO.

    GOD, WHY DOESN'T THIS HAS-BEEN JUST DROP OFF OF THE FACE OF OUR EARTH?

    THIS WOMAN, HER FAKERY, HER DEMANDS, HER SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT JUST BUGS THE EVER-LIVIN' SHIT OUT OF ME!

    WHY SHE HAS SWOONING, FAWNING FANS IS MYSTERY TO ME.
    _________________________________________________________________________________



  70. 70

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – gotcha, bbd you are cool by me, now mel lets go to bed and do the magic we do so well.
    .
    .
    the stars incline but do not compel, but I am compelled to love you forever
    '
    '



  71. 71

    Do you know obama has a sugarbaby ?? yes . it is !! he really has one! if you do not believe me, ok , you can go to w w w . sugar baby meet . ccccom to see the truth !! actually, many famous person have sugarbabies !



  72. 72

    God i would give anything to be at that Party.

    I'M SO HAPPY, AND PROUD OF MADONNA FOR HER HUMANITARIAN WORK IN MALAWI.



  73. 73

    Re: stars101_sezMadonnaTheApe – #21 Stars101! Keep writing…you keep me way more informed about the truth than PH!!!



  74. 74

    Re: All_about_Madonna_Fan! – #92. You are truly naive, I mean truly naive about vulgar Vadge.



  75. 75

    angelina wanna be



  76. 76


  77. 77

    Re: stars101_sezMadonnaTheApe – #86 Ha-ha! You are no fool. I like that you informed me of usmagazine. I am into absolute truths!!!



  78. 78

    Re: Hmmmm…. – But that's for celebrity rich like Madonna. For the rest of us we will be happy with our samples and freebies.



  79. 79

    Re: cookieliao – is he on tall single moron without a dick dot com too?



  80. 80

    Re: JigSaw – It's all good Saw, I be check out your style from sidelines during the day, but can't jump in due to a technical problem. And as far as Mel, what make's her happy makes BBD happy, but I do still have # on my "booty call waitin'"and yeah BBD is packin' plenty to ahhhh…. get passed the used part! Just fuckin'wit ya! BBD has ho's for DAYs up in here!



  81. 81

    Re: cookieliao – DAYUM GIRL! Ya'll lookin' fo a Sugar Daddy? Come over here and get some o'dat on BBD!



  82. 82

    'It' looks so stupid with that clothes and boots! When 'it' was young she could get away with any look and was a trendsetter. However, not so today! 'It' looks stupid! Stupid whore!!! She is pretending to like the little boy here. A genuine narcissist doesn't like kids because the narcissist has to compete with kids for attention!!! This makes her a stupid bogus narcissistic whore!!!



  83. 83

    The Malawi government is backing Madonna’s controversial bid to adopt a second child because of the help she’s given the African country.

    “Madonna has been good to us,” Information Minister Patricia Kaliati said Thursday.

    “Very few rich and famous people can take time to fly all the way to Malawi to support our children. We support her adoption process.”

    Kaliati said Madonna has provided support for 25,000 Malawian orphans and has proven she can take care of her first adopted child, David Banda.



  84. 84

    Re: All_about_Madonna_Fan! – #103 As I said: you are naive. Money talks!!!



  85. 85

    Re: Big Black Dick – gonna have a party after we stop limping, sex is out of control, you are on the list my friend. we will let you know where we register ;)



  86. 86

    Fuck her and her "party". What a poser.



  87. 87

    Re: JigSaw – hole is a punkass bitch, ain't worth our time, like bals used to say" if the they follow you around like lost puppy, steal your pic and spew lame ass insults at ya…. well my friend… YOUR A WAY BETTER FUCKIN' BLOGGER THAN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE!!"



  88. 88

    Re: Big Black Dick – i bow to the master



  89. 89

    See Madonna is successful and every concert nets her multi millions and the adoration of her many fans . She doesn't care what a bunch of basement dwelling, carb faced, computer rats think about her adopting again from Malawi. But great to vent, right?



  90. 90

    How much does she pay you to suck her giant clitroid?



  91. 91

    that sounds fun

    congrats Madonna and family



  92. 92

    botox queen desperate for fame her live show re mimd



  93. 93

    Re: Big Black Dick – You should leave Mr. Hole alone. He has alot more insight than alot of people here. Don't be a hater. It's beneath you.



  94. 94

    no one in here really knows how Madonna is in private life.
    .
    all your blah blah is saying, that rich and famous people cannot be good parents. you all suck.
    .
    can please someone explain to me how adopting a child can help to sell tickets for a show?
    .
    update:
    Malawi’s child welfare minister has backed Madonna’s bid to adopt a second child from the impoverished southern African country.
    The high-level endorsement came the day before a judge is due to rule on the pop star’s request to adopt Chifundo “Mercy” James.
    Women and Child Welfare Development Minister Anna Kachikho said Malawi has nearly two million orphans, and if people like Madonna adopt even one “it’s one mouth less” for Malawi.
    Ms Kachikho’s ministry processes all adoptions in Malawi.
    The minister added that the singer’s helping more than 25,000 Malawian children.
    A coalition of non-governmental organisations in Malawi said Madonna’s plans have been fast-tracked because of her money and status.
    The minister said such critics are ungrateful.
    .
    there you go. I am thankful for what Madonna is doing for Malawi



  95. 95

    they dont have money for food, so the positive thing that madonna is going to do is, not give them the money or resourses for food, but she will pay like $10 million dollars on a childs party…



  96. 96

    I love you Madonna! It's great you are giving these orphans a life! God bless you and thank you for continuing to inspire me!



  97. 97

    Re: __Alice_ – Hole, why are you such a loser???? Fuck off. Get a life man, I mean really. What the fuck is wrong with you? I was even nice to you. Now I pity you. Get a life.

  98. Prips says – reply to this


    98

    Just read in the dutch news, that the adoption is not approved, zo madonna can't adopt Mercy James. It's not sure yet, if madonna is going to fight the decision.

  99. Azura says – reply to this


    99

    *** Madonna Malawi Madonna denied ***

    Bitch tried to get a baby from the third world beacuse she could not adopt in the US (she does not have a stable family life and she is too old) and now she is denied in Africa!



  100. 100

    I dont see why she needs to travel around the world adopting children from other countries. Just because they have the label '3rd world'. THERE ARE ORPHANS STRUGGLING IN YOUR COUNTRY
    Its so obvious shes doing it for a publicity angle so people relate what shes doing with 'helping the world' It's ridiculous.

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