Plastic Zex

Filed under: Zac Efron

Remove your lips from our man, bitches!

A wax version of our beloved Zacquisha was unveiled at Madame Tussauds in Times Square today and all we can say is…

We want one!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm / Email this »

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95 comments to “Plastic Zex”

LaDiva says – reply to this

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Aarrgghh even plastic he's looks fucking gay… Give me Rob Pattinson anyday everyday…
LaDiva says – reply to this

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ilk perez i'm sure by the time you get your hands on a plastic zac, his nutz will be all in your mouth…
LaDiva says – reply to this

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pervert
LaDiva says – reply to this

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perez is a perv…
LaDiva says – reply to this

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molester
LaDiva says – reply to this

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ball grabber
LaDiva says – reply to this

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ass licker
LaDiva says – reply to this

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cum eater
LaDiva says – reply to this

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ahhh how long will the madness go on…. harry i miss you…
tweetie bird says – reply to this

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real one is MUCH BETTA.
LaDiva says – reply to this

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damnit whats going on.
LaDiva says – reply to this

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…
tayamaria says – reply to this

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He looks aged like 10 or 20 years. Idk it looks fucked up. Robert Pattinson is SOOOOOOO much hotter!
Melissa is always RIGHT says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva –
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DAmmmmn girl! Own much? Oh yeah, I know you do, you owned that fucking delusional tranny I don't know HOW many times!!! lol
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JigSaw says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – nice run!
r_becca says – reply to this

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looks fake…

oh wait… looks perfect i guess then.
JigSaw says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – on top again
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Ugh, I hate these stupid wax figures! This one is just fugly!!!!
Poor Zac…..
CandyDanny says – reply to this

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just as hideous n gay as always
LaDiva says – reply to this

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harry it stopped being fun w/o you here… and letty too…

(Aaliyah's song in the background,… 'it's been too long and I'm lost without you….")
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Lol what can I say, I'm a beast when I get all riled….
Jezzebelle is Bold says – reply to this

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Perez wants one and he'd never leave his house again cuz hed have it equipped with a cock he could climb on and suck
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: JigSaw – This site sux ballz… perez needs to put teddy's ballz away n do some serious newsworthy posts…
Hmmmm.... says – reply to this

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That's probably the best your going to get Mario… a wax statue.
Jezzebelle is Bold says – reply to this

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Perez wants one and he'd never leave his house again cuz hed have it equipped with a cccockkk he could climb on and suckkkkk
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Ah ha!
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: Jezzebelle is Bold – haha he'd love to equip a vibrating cock on Zac… Lmao
LilyV says – reply to this

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I thought it was really him! Holy Crap!
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua – Perez es un puerco apestoso lleno de mierda…
Lol Girl Loves Chuck says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva –
LOL
Great roll!

Mario, let me correct you. 'Our beloved.' Naaah. He's just yours.
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – HAHA! Very nice, chica!!!
RobotEAThuman says – reply to this

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id plug it.
ERRRBOOO says – reply to this

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If I was him I would sue. SCARY!!
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Ahhh he's too fucking fem… gross…
Robbbbbb where are you????
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – HA! El quiere violar al pobre Zac de plastico todos los dias…….
__Alice_ says – reply to this

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He is still dreamy!
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – Trust me you would not want to touch Zac with a stolen car if it meant Perez touched him first….
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua – Lmao eso cochino esta lleno de ganas de mamarle los wewos a Zac….
Topman says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE 10 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM. AND YOU TRY AND TALK ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE MARIAH CAREY AND DEMI MOORE!
silly billie says – reply to this

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Does the figure have junk or is it flat like a Ken doll? Does it have orifices like a real doll?
Melissa is always RIGHT says – reply to this

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Re: JigSaw – Ouch!!! That's why I like it better when you are……
karencowabunga says – reply to this

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I'd pants him to see what's really up.
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: tayamaria – Hmmm who are u telling….
pabst says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua – AGREED
maxie pad says – reply to this

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i believe an inflatable version would be the perfect gift for perez
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: Topman – The difference being that demi and mariah look way better than that fat ass.
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: maxie pad – Lmao as if an inflatable Zac would last having perez on top of him….lmao
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: silly billie – Umm sounds like you would get one if the goods were stacked on it… lol
rach_cast says – reply to this

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i really hope the securities from Mdm Tussauds dont let him alone with that or it with be all sticky after that
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Robertttttttt
andreinac13 says – reply to this

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Perez! His Your Man! I Don't Like Him!
SheeBop says – reply to this

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Bitch please! Stop with the kids, post some men in here. Im to old for this shit.
RRaaZZ says – reply to this

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he looks like afucking chick, he wears so much make up..
watsup with girls liking guys who look like chicks??
i didnt know girls liked guys they could go makeup shopping with..
rach_cast says – reply to this

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Re: Jezzebelle is Bold –
Re: LaDiva – he would actually want zac himself at his home, but he his not that lucky!!!
the only thing he can have are only zac's ugry photos
pabst says – reply to this

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It is taking FOREVER for the comments to update. Are you peeps having the same issue?
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: rach_cast – I'm sure those pix are all cum stained….
MissBehavin' says – reply to this

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he looks hideous! pointy ass nose!
Lol Girl Loves Chuck says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva –
Lol
I wasn't going to anyway.
These pretty boys are just gay and we all know it. The sooner he opens up about it the better i will be able to sleep at night….
Topman says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – Haha you know it LaDiva
momma of 5 says – reply to this

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Ewwww! He looks like he is 12 years old….oh, he always looks like he is 12 years old! He's all yours Perez, we don't want Zac! Where is R-Pattz?
Reecy says – reply to this

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Since WHEN did Perez become such a fan (stalker) of Zac'c???Wasn't it just like, LAST summer that he was all over the blog calling him closeted gay and a woman? What gives?!
starmix18 says – reply to this

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The funny thing is that this almost looks less plastic than the 'real zefron'.
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – Well Zac is definitely questionable… Ahh everytime I sign off this site, i feel the need to sanitize my hands…
Re: Topman – we all know how perez gets down. haha get it he gets down… on all fours… gross …
momma of 5 says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – You are funny! Kept going!!!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: pabst – Hello, pabst! Yes, sometimes it tkes a little while for comments to show.
Cecilia93 says – reply to this

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1 word. Gay. nothing else needs to be said. that single word describes him to perfection!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua – *** takes ***
enjoythesilence says – reply to this

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Why does he look as though he has botox??!
Austin Healey says – reply to this

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Mario, I doubt it has asshole and mouth openings for you to stick your dick into :/
Lol Girl Loves Chuck says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva –
LOL
Re: pabst – Re: BBBoricua –
I have the same problem and by god dam it, it is taking forever lol
They seriously need to sort out the server! ARGHH!
leonyx says – reply to this

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that outfit is not hot,,, (basketball sucks)

perez will try to molest the wax figure
rach_cast says – reply to this

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Re: starmix18 – still it's a bit complicated to distinguish which one is the wax one or the gayest
LaDiva says – reply to this

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I'm surprised perez hasn't performed the crouching tiger, hidden dragon move on poor teddy with the way he lusts over zac….
Lol Girl Loves Chuck says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva –
Whats to suggest that he hasnt?
:P lol
Lula Mae Lou says – reply to this

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No wonder Perez is ecstatic - now he won't have to bother with messy lubricants or condoms (that waxy hole should be self-lubricating), or with giving the [i]real[/i] Poof-Pony a blueberry enema after they finish!!
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – Arrrrruuuuuunnnnnn!!!!!
LaDiva delivers KO fatalities says – reply to this

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Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – good point. Poor teddy's anus probably resembles a freeway…
brainchild says – reply to this

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It has a hole in the arse just for you, fagboy.
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: Sensitivity – arrrrggghhh…. u see i'm perfecting mine as well.. hehe
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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just pray that noone makes a robert pattinson wax figure..it'll probably get stolen by a pack of 15 year olds and be molested…lmao
poonster says – reply to this

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looks more realistic than the human Zac. i bet the wax figure is a better actor too.
edwardcullengirl says – reply to this

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awwww even in plastic he looks cute he is soo adorable
enigmatic09 says – reply to this

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umm. you're fantasizing about a freakin wax figure! how gross is that. ugh. he's so gay-looking.
Low says – reply to this

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And did that wax come from his ears???????
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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DAMN…YOU REALLY LOVE THIS BOY DON'T YOU? I'M MORE FOR TYPES MY OWN AGE THAT ARE KINDA WILD…..THAT'S WHY A CURRENTLY HAVE A THING FOR STEVE-O! HE'S A HOT PEICE OF ASS! I'M NOT A BOY CHASER.
carolineyy says – reply to this

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IS THERE ANYWAY SOMEONE COULD REPLICATE THIS INTO A SEX TOY?? THEN PEREZ COULD STOP GETTING IN TROUBLE FOR ALL THOSE MOLESTATIONS AND HAVE SOMEONE BESIDES TEDDY TO FUCK
paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 says – reply to this

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it looks horrible!!! the one in london is exactly like our real zac
joebuckyourself says – reply to this

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perez wants to ass rape a wax figure! lol after your done stick a wick in your dick and light it!
andibandi says – reply to this

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you perez in madame tussauds? muhahaha
i really think u consider urself as an A-list celebrity.. how funny

anyways zac has a gayface like he always do
miss2hearts says – reply to this

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Ha he doesnt look to good in wax they should have done rob patz now he would b something to look at.
Kateedid says – reply to this

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Even if REAL LIFE dude looks like he has had muscle implants into his arms. It look weird. And he is GROSS, with all that make up and crap. Looks about the same in plastic!
Lyssee says – reply to this

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maybe if you'd pay more attention to this you'd realize that this is the exact replica produced at the wax museum in london and so that this is actually nothing special. also, he's lame.
dililmyss says – reply to this

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LOVE ZACCC!!!
kate !! says – reply to this

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ahahaha, "Remove your lips from our man, bitches!"

I LOOVE YOU PERECIOUS
Anti-All says – reply to this

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Looks waxy, just like him in real life!