Worst Spokesmodel Ever!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
LOLhan's a big ol' faker!
Fake tanner, that is.
Lohan is about to launch her spray-on fake tanning line Sevin Nyne through Sephora later this month, and Lindsay's business partner Kristi Kaylor has assured consumers that the fading starlet is loyal to her brand.
"Lindsay only uses Sevin Nyne… [She] also has her own machine and gallons of Sevin Nyne solution that she uses regularly," said Kaylor.
Sevin Nyne is hardly up to LOL's standards because spies have spotted the van of tanning-on-wheels service Fake Bake parked outside of saMAN's house multiple times over the past months!!!
Judging by Ronson's ghostly complexion, we know saMAN is not the one abusing the orange shiz!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: April 2, 2009 at 11:15 am
Looking do-able!!!!!!!!!!
I bet there's rum in the coke can.
I used to love her so much….how did she get this low?
I would give 5 bucks to suck on her titiiaaas.
So she's supposed to be loyal to this brand and is already breaking that agreement? Just how stupid is she?!
but she sure would look hilarious - an orange ghoul…
ORANGE
Instead of spray-tan, she should create a new douche.
yeah, I'm really not caring to much….
well whatever she is using im sure isnt making anyone want to use the shit too, her skin looks really bad..she looks like she's about 45 years old and really pathetic..she looks like a sunset strip hooker/heroin addict….
Re: Poindexter-X – She could have Mel and that guy impersonating me "Jigsaw" to sample it. God knows they create an awful smell together. Especially with all those shitballs Melissa has wrapped up in her hairy taint
Re: Poindexter-X – she did his name is Mario.
Lindsay's skin will soon match that Coke can! YIKES!!!
the thing is, she never looks tanned, or even fake spray tanned, just really dirty. not a good walking advertisment for her own product.
I would never buy this or any other product that she is associated with. She needs to hone her burger flipping skills.
Re: Hole_harry_Jigsaw – damn asshole you really do love me now dont you? as i have said so many times, take your little dick, find as ass to fuck and go to hell you father fucking loser. and please be original, stop wanting to be me
Re: LizardKinG – who the fuck is this guy? i know its hole, but is hole perez?
Re: JigSaw – Poor boy…your replies are as pathetic as your shitty little girlfriend's underwear stains. I would suggest going to a different site before I expose who you really are. That might cost you your job.
SHE USES THAT TO HIDE ALL those freckles!!!!!!!!
Another total BS made-up story. She JUST made the tanning stuff - how would she be using it already over the "past months"???????????????
Will she ever take those tights off?
ewww! she looks old and haggard
Re: Hole_harry_Jigsaw – expose me, come on, i dare you
Re: Hole_harry_Jigsaw – THEY ARE ALL GONE REMEMBER, YOU LICKED THEM CLEAN FOR ME BACK IN BRITNEY …….
fake tan on a Ginger lez, hot. NOT!
Re: Hole_harry_Jigsaw – HEY ASSHOLE, AT LEAST MY SKIDMARKS ARE IN THE BACK OF MY UNDIES, UNLIKE YOU WITH THE BACON STRIPS IN THE FRONT!!!!
Re: Long Dong Connery – Bend her over and you won't get that orange shit on your dick…but if she sucks your cock..you will have a orange cock
Re: JigSaw – DAMN I LOVE IT WHEN YOU'RE ON TOP…..
Wow, branding by Lindsay Lohan? Her business partners must be high too.
Lilo, welcome to Loompa land
If she's going to keep smoking cigarettes and doing blow, she might as well lay in a tanning bed and get a decent tan instead of being covered in shitty, orange paint. She's going to die from cancer, anyway. She might as well die with a nice tan. Or an overdose might get her. Either way, she should just fake bake. She'd look better.
What celebrity is ever truly loyal to a brand they are selling? I bet actresses that are on commercials for cheap make up like Cover Girl never EVER wear the makeup, they probably don't even wear it on the commercial they are on!! Because what foundation from wal mart actually looks that good? none!
For the right amount of money, this woman would smear herself in shit.
OMG Perez what amazing blogging journalism……wow you can sure write a good interesting story
Re: sea air uh – they don't. like hair dye-they need to have like 7 hairs dyed with the hair dye to say they use it-it is disgusting. so the makeup commercials-one day of wearing and a life of lying-doubt verymuch the covergirl is used on ellen for her makeup -it is all bull. at this point with Lindsey, she might as well get a real tan, with all the crap she does to her body, she is not going to live long, so no need to worry about melonoma when there is lung cancer, heart disease, heart attacks, everybody organ breaking down due to not eating, drug use, alcohol use and all that paint / tan on her body. hell, she won't even have to be embalmed, she has enough chemicals as it is, no blood.
She was cool in Mean Girls and Parent trap.
Why can't this meth face just die already? She's a desperate waste of space.
ewww i didnt even recongize her she looks wayy diffrent.
Who would use a product based on HER appearance??? She looks dirty and NASTY, like her toenails are grimy. Orange and dirty, reeking of smoke, like an old whore.
Naughty, Naughty Lindsey!!! Fake Bake is happy but Sevin Nyne is sad!! Want to get my hands on Sevin Nyne regardless and test it… Lindsey…. maybe you can send me some to review?!! ; )
www.selftanningqueen.com
I'm sorry, but she looks like a hooker on the stroll here.
Lindsay is not exactly a great endorsement
Who would want to look like an orange and cracked-out hag like she does? I wouldn't let her endorse any product I had if I owned any company!
All the drama aside, she is a very talented actress and it's hard for me to watch her life spiral down. Not only to see her career and health diminish, but to watch the ridicule surrounding it! She really needs help for her eating disorder and other dependencies. Why can't her family see this? She needs to be court ordered into a treatment facility if they really care. Enough with this circus…..
CHECK OUT THE SHITEOUS, PRETENTIOUS "ALTERNATIVE" SPELLING OF SEVEN NINE!! L.O.L.-ABLE!!!
wow she needs help she needs to trade in that cigarette for a Big Mac!
Isnt Lindsey Lohans astrology sign Cancer?? HELLO THEYRE ALL FUCKING NUTS.
OCTOMOM is also a cancer..geee…now theres a thought.
woooowww!! thats just fucking sad..lol