Dumb Couple Admit To Stealing On Television
We love hearing about stupid criminals. And you can't get any dumber than this family!
Matthew Eaton and his wife, Laura, must have thought they were some smart thieves. In fact, they even went on the Dr. Phil show last November to brag about it!!!!!!!
WTF?!?
The Eatons, from San Marcos, California, went on national television to brag about making over $100,000 by shoplifting and then selling their shit on eBay.
Well, the imbecilic family is now under investigation by federal agents.
Oh, and on the show they even included a video showing them and their three young children on a three-day shoplifting excursion.
They told Dr. Phil how in just one week they made $3,500 just from selling stolen toys, adding that the thefts were "easy money."
And according to the show, they've been stealing for about six years now.
The couple finally got caught last week by the Secret Service and members of the San Diego Regional Fraud Task Force who searched their home and seized several of their belongings.
As of yet, the Eatons haven't been arrested or charged, but they have hired an attorney to represent them. Unfortunately their attorney from the United Defense Group in Los Angeles has decided not to comment on the case.
[Image via WENN.]
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Idiots!
What a bunch of MORONS, must be related to JENFRAUD, since Jenfraud is the biggest MORON of them all !!!!
I hope they rot.
these people are absolutely brilliant
you know they white
These days people are willing to do anything to get their 15 minutes of fame.
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ONE WOULD HAVE TO BE A COMPLETE MORON TO GO ON THIS FAT BASTARD, FAKE DOCTOR, CON ARTIST'S INSIPID PROGRAMME!!!
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ONLY SALLY JESSE WAS WORSE.
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Re: Obnoxious_Joe – #6.
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YOU CALLED THAT ONE, JOE DARLING!
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how dumb
I hope they sue Dr. Phil, the man is sly and only out to make money for himself. He tried to exploit Brittany when she was in the hospital, now he invited these people on his show knowing he was going to make them admit they were shoplifters. Dr. Phil is the Idiot.. Not to mention he's not even a DR!!
Re: Princess PooPoo – 5 - HAHA!
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I'M NOT RACIST…I JUST DON'T WEAR BLACK!
wow they are so dumb! who does this!
Just give 'em enough rope and they will do the rest of the work
This is so last week's news……
Fascinating, he just tastes like Jeffrey Tambor!
Dr. Phil-Have you lost weight?—–{Stupid fat pig!}
That is a good fuckin laugh.
And they don't even have a good reason — I know people who have stolen things from stores in order to get store credit so they could buy medicine for their grandchildren. These people are just lazy F*CKS
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – you are 100% right. if they had been black, they would have traded the shit in the hood for a bowl of crack.
Re: ArkDem – Huh? I really hope you're joking…
So these people decide for themselves to go on the show and admit that they're too lazy to get a fucking job so they steal shit and you're saying they should sue Dr. Phil? For what exactly?
Sounds like you're just as stupid as them.
Dr. Phil is the biggest douche-bag on TV. Why anyone watches him or buys his books is beyond me.
Old news. You need to step it up, Laundromat.
I'm sure it had something to do with Nadya Suleman, as she is his biggest cash cow, in more ways than one.
DR. PHIL'S
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This, and all your stories today are from TMZ LAST WEEK!!!!! You dumb fat ass.
I specifically remember that episode clearly and I watch Dr. Phil daily. I was wondering how in the hell are they NOT going to get caught now that they've come on national television to esentially brag about that lifestyle.
I want to suck Dr. Phil's cock while Oprah watches and plays with her big fat twat and 5 inch clit.
Dr. McGraw needs a gastric bypass. he is dangerously zaftig
Re: Obnoxious_Joe – Yeah, hope the 15 minutes is worth it.
I live 20 mins. away from San Marcos. This story makes me mad. Why didn't they get arrested? Because they're white!!! If they would've been black or mexican they would be in jail right now. Such a double standard. It makes me sick.
Re: LG ADORES THE POSSE DARLINGS! – 7 Agreed. Can't stand him!
people who steal SUCK!
Re: SWEETPIECE! – #31.
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SWEET???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Re: SWEETPIECE! – #31.
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AND AIR KISSES TIL LG'S HEAD EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: ArkDem – He is a PhD in psychology, which makes him a doctor just as a PhD in archaeology is a doctor. Not all doctors are MDs.
That said, I have absolutely no respect for him and just wish he would fade away into oblivion. His show is nothing but a dressed up Springer.
Old Old story. When i saw this program aired, i KNEW sooner or later they were going to get busted. The lazy slobs.
no one ever said you had to be smart to be a crook!!
Sure these morons were stupid for stealing. But they are even stupider for going on the white trash 'Dr' Phil show! Only low lifes and those who have no self respect prostitute themselves to the fake therapy Phillie gives them
Re: AmbrosiaRose – I saw this show, and it occurred to me that they did it because they wanted to get caught. This couple had kids, I think. They certainly can't plead 'not guilty' now; it's all on tape. Dumb criminals.
lol XD I