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At Least He Is Smiling

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Why can't Jessica Alba be more like her hubby, Cashole Warren?

At least he knows how to pretend he's happy being with her!

The lovely couple was spotted on Saturday with their daughter, Honor Maria Marie, having breakfast in Beverly Hills.

We're still so excited Alba is moving to NYC.

We can't wait til she's far, far away!

[Image via GHOST/Fame Pictures.]

    Posted: Apr 5, 2009 at 2:31 am / Email this  »
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    55 comments to “At Least He Is Smiling”



    1. 1

      I am glad that child will learn how to smile from someone.



    2. 2

      FIRST



    3. 3

      so how bad could Jessica Alba be???



    4. 4

      dont call me latina!!!



    5. 5

      ok , i amy not be first. but i am FIST.



    6. 6

      Re: k_lala – she isn't just has latina heritage.

    7. Ivory says – reply to this


      7

      Jessica Alba is a fucken Moron…I cant stand her!!!



    8. 8

      She seems alot happier since she's had her bebe…Or maybe she doesn't have Perez all up in her grill anymore since he's learned to hide in the bushes



    9. 9

      Re: Ivory – she's my future ex-wife once she's done with this guy.



    10. 10

      QUE ?QUE? QUE? I nooo speako da spaneeeshh



    11. 11

      omg so what she doesn't smile like everybody else, at least she's not faking it. she may be a lot more of a serious of a person numbnuts, and why does her being a latino have to be a HUGE deal to you? shes a human you fatfuck. which is a lot more then I can say for you



    12. 12

      iRe: lightdragon – and the difference is???



    13. 13

      Re: k_lala – the difference is you are pure latina/o and/or are dedicated to the Latino community. Latino heritage just shows where your roots are. Essentially she considers herself an American. Whatever else she may or may not do. that is the way many people at the turn of the 20th century thought. ok , they were born from a different country, but they were an American and whatever second. but at the same time preserved some of their heritage if any. as time went by the descendants lost track of it. But to say Jessica alba is just a latina is wrong. if it would say she was mexican/Scandavian then yes. As president Obama calls himself a mutt and his heritage is not only from Kenya but from Ireland. Trying not to take up too much space. hopefully you will understand



    14. 14

      She is worthless. Total Z-list



    15. 15

      you can be latina and americana! peace :)



    16. 16

      Re: k_lala – believe it or not i agree with that statement.



    17. 17

      Re: winifredg – oh Jessica has some worth. as far as being a Z-list. not now but eventually at the rate she is pissing off people.



    18. 18

      Now as a parent myself, I do not like the nasty commentary here Perez. I realize that you have a job to do, but if the only damn thing you can ever say about Alba and Warren is their "lack of photo ready smiles" on their faces when accosted in public, especially with thier daughter. I would not only NOT smile, but there were be a line of beat up photogs in my trail. Leave the Family alone. Jessica and Cash are not trying to have you all up in their special family time business. Stick to commenting on her crappy movie choices as of late, but leave her family alone. Show the class that I know you have in there somewhere Perez. Peace!

    19. epic says – reply to this


      19

      "whine whine whine" "women are so evil" *whine whine* "WE HATE THEM BITCHES" *whine whine* "THE WHOLE WORLD MUST HATE THEM TOOO!!"
      oh perez, just grow up. and don't talk about equality while trying to steal it from women.



    20. 20

      Anyone else want to get Heidi and Spencer off the Hills? If so, PLEASE go to ipetition and do a search there for "Boycott Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag" and SIGN THE PETITION!



    21. 21

      Still cant belive a one of us (black guy) nabbed jessica alba



    22. 22

      People don't walk round with huge smiles plastered on their face all the time, perez…



    23. 23

      Re: vix1057 – normally they don't but if you had sex with Jessica Alba in her prime



    24. 24

      why did you write maria then cross it out and write marie??



    25. 25

      Why is she expected to walk around with a f*cking perma-smile? Obviously you have no idea what she's like in private. So, stfu.



    26. 26

      What is your beef with Alba?



    27. 27

      people who walk around with a small are the time are either fake or have no idea what is going on

    28. DaLa says – reply to this


      28

      Name your own kid Maria if it's that important to you. Alba's only half Mexican, her husband isn't latino at all. So by your math, just that 1/4 of Latin heritage should have resulted in a child named Consuela Maria Guadalupe or something. Get over yourself, PEREZ. Isn't Cash half black? How come you're not bitching that the kid's name isn't more Afro-centric? What about J-Lo? Max and Emme? Those names are Hispanic enough for you? Mind your business, you idiot!



    29. 29

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    30. 30

      They are not puppets. She will smile when she wants to. Maybe she doesn't like paps and is annoyed they are stalking them.



    31. 31

      When they Get Busy do YOU think she keeps asking him "Are you through yet, Are you through yet"? Or is it warm, wet and hungry for sausage?

    32. EMJ3 says – reply to this


      32

      Who smiles 100% of the time? Think about it, its not like they always know when there's a camera on them. Lord….fucking idiots.



    33. 33

      She's always pissed because her hips are getting big and she is constantly on the rag.



    34. 34

      they have annoying paparazzi following them, why would they smile



    35. 35

      She is a beotch.



    36. 36

      Cash Warren is f*kkin HOT!

    37. pomme says – reply to this


      37

      who do you hate this girl? because she acts badly? no because she said i'm not latina ,i'm american girl! better than JLo new york girl who plays latino girl!



    38. 38

      Not everyone is an attention whore. Maybe she smiles like a fucking loon when she is not assaulted by paps. Get over the fact that she claims she is not Latina. The only person who cares is you.



    39. 39

      Lame - stop fighting with women you butt-munch!



    40. 40

      Re: stars101_sezKatyShittySingsDittys – You are totally right! A few days ago I saw a poster asking who was "Mario" other poster was talking about. So I responded that Perez's real name is M a r i o L a v a n d e i r a, and he blocked my comment each time I posted it! I can't understand why he is blocking/banning HIS OWN NAME? because it's hispanic?? Is he ashamed of his own name?



    41. 41

      Why you ask? Cuz Jessica Alba sucked HIS dick and not the other way around.



    42. 42

      Oh come on! lay off Jessica Alba and her family. She is doing nothing wrong here. Who smiles all the time? Maybe Perez and his bobble potato head but the rest of us are not walking around with shit eating grins on our face all the time.



    43. 43

      with all that money at least some one is showing some sign of being happy but as for alba i dont know .i mean she has a family lots of money what else do she need



    44. 44

      who cares about this bitch

    45. Laxer says – reply to this


      45

      She's still trying to determine the neutral country…Switzerland or Sweden. You can't smile when you have a weighty matter like this hanging over you.



    46. 46

      Maybe? She is mad? Because he can't Satisfy her womanly needs? Maybe she needs to blow off a little sexual steam is all? He looks kind of like a sissy?



    47. 47

      I wonder IF she is a screamer??



    48. 48

      Oh god she is coming to New York . . . . :(



    49. 49

      hmmm last comment. anyhow her CUMMIng to NYC. i don't know if that is good or bad.



    50. 50

      Jessica "latina" alba is only half white. the other half is mexican…. doesnt matter if she or her dad or grandad werent born in mexico ,she still has latino "blood" or whateva in her. Plus, i dont think shes ever denied her latinidad, perezito is trippin…



    51. 51

      shes a stuc up snotty btch who got a break showing her ass in into the blue and now expects to be able to act mean and everyone to like her GROW UP

    52. @v@ says – reply to this


      52

      Yeah, Perez, he's smiling because he slept all night. She's not, because they're up early to go for breakfast and she was up all night with the baby. Pffft.



    53. 53

      Honor is not cute…yet



    54. 54

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    55. rip says – reply to this


      55

      Re: stars101_sezKatyShittySingsDittys – Whatsamatterwithyou?
      Why you gotta SHOUT all the dam time? Freak.