Kate Moss To Pen Cookbook. No, Seriously
Filed under: Anglophilia > Kate Moss
Kate Moss is planning on penning a cookbook.
Try to contain yourself.
Cokate was apparently inspired by the step-daughter of friend and billionaire businessman Sir Philip Green, Stasha Palos, who penned a book of traditional Jewish recipes.
But wait, we thought that super models don't eat?
Maybe it will be a bunch of ice cube recipes.
Or things you can make with Strawberry Quik!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 6, 2009 at 7:15 pm
thats not fat sweety, the shirt folded. i love kate and congrats to her on topshop
i dont know if this is such a good idea, where would she get the recipes for redbull and protien bars, wouldnt that be copy right infringment?? and unless she's been snorting pixie stix up her nose, i dont think that that recipe would be really legal either….i dont, maybe this is going to be a fictional cookbook, like things she'd eat if she did eat…
shes not even fat!
I love to show here how to fix a Bearded Clam so that it is Extra Tasty?
it makes me so upset that people think she's fat or any other celebrity who puts on some weight. i'm probably ten pounds heavier than her. does that make me obese? jesus christ.
"The sprinkles in this cinnamon toast is makin' my tongue numb Kate!"
who is the scumbag who registered my name as a domain? wtf, dikin is my brand name and i have the papers to prove it!
people calm down, i dont think perez was calling her fat, he was just asking if it looked like a probability. she's not fat, thats completely obvious.
Re: Big Black Dick – awh little fella, come on fist me, you can do it, loose half of your body!!
Re: UrMajestyMsG – who the fuck is calling who fat? aint no fat people on this site, what the fuck people????
Re: DaniraVonK – what a gut, cant she have a washboard abb like me. damn fat people
as if! I can't see her cooking for herself…from scratch, yet! I thought she had a personal chef…that's who probably wrote the book
Whatever…
she is not fat, Mario….
thats FABRIC not fat…..
Ice cube recipes! LOL!
What?
cigarettes, tic tacs and booze don't need recipes, they come ready to use
damn i can hear the crickets on this site, wtf happened? mario did you scare everyone away? fucking asswipe, suck my asshole
hey fagio! what the fuck happened to this site, i go away and well aint shit, what the fuck you cock sucking homo? what all you have left is cum eating dick smokers? where the hell is harry?
Re: DikinCider –
What….101 ways to cook crack?
Re: DikinCider – You are a lonely little man aren't you?
Re: DikinCider – You wanna be on my next CD? I got you a rapper name, what do ya think about "Phat Phuck"?
Re: DikinCider – We missed you while you were gone!
shes not fat shes hot your fat you sleezy fuck ball
Re: Bob Loblaw – #21 Ain't nothing little about our Dickin Cider!!! AND we love EVERY ounce of him!!!!!
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – mel my waxed sexy redhead, i love you
She's like a freaking elephant! She needs to lose about 150 pounds, like yesterday! Gross fatty!
Re: Bob Loblaw – lmao, im a lonely man and you post a pic of your wife, i mean dog, fuck off
this woman is NOT fat!
Re: Big Black Dick – hell yeah, count me in
Re: Hmmmm…. – hey, missed everyone here, i did some bad things and cannot stay longer, i will be back from time to time, best
Re: twocentsworth – like i am not fat, fuck you
Re: Bob Loblaw – oh im sorry, did i say fuck you lately?
Re: Bob Loblaw – and just in case i didnt, FUCK YOU…. and if you want you can fuck hole, the little bastard too
Re: Bob Loblaw – Hey why don't you Bob on this bitch!
ya she's huge perez. umust make u obese you waste of flesh
Re: BBBoricua – i'm not gonna read that shit….not now…not neva
Hell, if Gwyneth Paltrow can give cooking advice, why can't she?
Re: Big Black Dick –
You misspelled "cokebook".
Lames!
recipes for cookin' coke???
in this picture she could pass for martha stewarts younger sister
Re: Bob Loblaw – and who the fuck are you you dickless bastard?
Re: slgee – #40 GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
perez where the fuck is this fat u speak of?
DUMASS!
whip up a killer dinner……then, do a rail……….oh no…..not hungry !
mmmm ICE CUBES
Cooking what…meth??
You must be joking. Cokate writing a cookbook?
All the ways to flavor cocaine when licking it off your lover's anus?
Some of you are stupid the whole "FAT" thing is a joke….Is called being sarcastic…Dropped as a baby much?
I think it's really irresponsible and childish to keep calling this woman fat and making millions of girls (and boys) think that as they read your blog. WRONG!
It's good to see her out and doing stuff. She looks happier now-adays.
no ice cubes, LOW FAT ice cubes
Perez you are the one who's fat, not Kate. And at least she's working… not bitching.
I love Kate moss. Lay off her
perez love, she is certainly not fat.
I'm sure she will include coke in every recipe.
she's NOT FAT, ur cocksucker
getting more views?
Ah dear old Kate, fucks for success. Phillip Green slips her a length and shazam she's knocking out crap clothes for fools who want a coke problem and a scabby front bottom just like their hero. Have you seen her close lately she's looking old. If she had tits they'd be like pita breads hanging below her scabby carpet burned knees. Aah Kate
something doesn't seem right… i don't think mario even wrote this. no pizazz. just sayin'…
does this mean i'm banned too?
I'd tap that!!!!!!!!!
I don't understand why people find her hot. She's not sexy in the least. No charisma.
ice cube recipes HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA now thats is funny perez u kill me i can see why sharon osborne laughs im like all nervous now knowing sharon reads our comments hi sharon xx
She can't raise her kid, but she can COOK? Somethin' wrong here!
What's so great about her. I honestly think she's ugly as hell.
She is soooo NOT fat! WTF Mario?! I don't know WHO youhave working for you……I mean hell you one sandwich away from being obese your damn self so maybe you do know.
chapter one recipe: all you need is baking soda, water, and coke !
That makes as much sense as Perez writing a book on football…not the players, the actual game!
Look at that face, its absolute purrrrrrrrrrrfection! Damn the food can I just lick her?
It will be called:
"How to bake with coke while on speed"
"how to cook meth"
"how to cook all day and still not a eat a thing."
"101 pot brownies"
"eating for 1/2"
"dining on drugs"
"foods to easily purge"
"25 ways to cook cotton"
Breakfast: 3 cigarrete's, one cup laxative tea. 2 ecstasy.
Lunch: Oh pleaze darling! I'm a model.
Dinner: 1 dirty martini. One crouton, from the salad dressing you won't eat. 3-5 cigarettes. One cube of steak. 1/2 bottle of whiskey.