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Kerry Katona's Major Weekend Meltdown!

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Kerry Katona has snorted her way into insanity!

A psychiatric nurse was called to the former pop singer's aid after an absolute meltdown between Katona and good-for-nothing husband Mark Croft!

The two had a major blowout after Croft's aunt's funeral, when Katona completely lost her marbles. Says a source, "Mark wanted to pay his respects but had to leave early as Kerry was all over the place, ranting and rambling. They had a huge row when they got home and Kerry was so hysterical they had to call out a psychiatric nurse to calm her down."

Katona spent the rest of her night "calming down" (sniff sniff) at a nearby hotel.

The bipolar and booger sugar-addicted Katona has been on the fast track to destruction ever since Kerry accused her husband of stealing millions from her. Although Katona eventually looked the other way when it came to the $$$$$$, her neuroses have driven her to believe that Croft is cheating on her with his ex-girlfriend Louise Oortwyn, who is also the mother of his 7-year-old daughter!

Katona spent all of Saturday night lurking outside Oortwyn's home in hopes of catching her husband in the act!!

"[Kerry] is totally paranoid about Mark going back to Louise. She hates the fact that she is the other woman he has loved and that she will always be in his life," explained a friend of Katona.

"Kerry can't buy Mark's affection any more because the money has run out and she is beside herself at the thought of him leaving again."

Katona can no longer afford rehab due to the millions "missing" from her bank account, but friends of Croft say that the slimeball has assured them that "she is fine and just needed a bit of time on her own."

Addicts only need a "bit of time" on their own to get well???

We don't think so!

[Image via WENN.]

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23 comments to “Kerry Katona's Major Weekend Meltdown!”



  1. 1

    Who dis Ho?



  2. 2

    HAHA



  3. 3

    Wahhhhhh!!!



  4. 4

    ahahaha!! I like how you said she calmed down with the (sniff, sniff)



  5. 5

    EWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



  6. 6

    Remind me again why do I care about this nobody?



  7. 7

    damn it perez, reading your shit is like reading stereo instructions, boring as all hell



  8. 8

    Yawn…. Mario go to TMZ and steal something I'm Bored.



  9. 9

    The best thing she can do is get rid of Mark otherwise her life is gonna go nowhere



  10. 10

    Are we sure he stole the money? Coke can make people really paranoid, remember, former model "Karen Mulder" went around giving interviews that Prince Albert of Monoco and basically every other man she had ever met had raped her pretty much every time she walked outside her door etc… before finally checking herself in for rehab and a long long loooong rest. this happened after her doing coke for a few years.



  11. 11

    Maybe she'll get cancer, and then everyone will love her again.



  12. 12

    lmfao…I've never heard the term booger sugar. OMG that's my new favorite word!



  13. 13

    Oh yeah, I forgot to ask…who the hell is this woman?



  14. 14

    wow this is scraping the bottom of the barrell must be a real slow day



  15. 15

    This low life strung out piece of reality trash is the next skank who need to make the world a better place by DYING! and make it quick, u talentless, creatively void, fat ugly ho!



  16. 16

    Doesn't she kind of look like a white Tyra Banks? Only not such a muddy complexion?



  17. 17

    Who is this twat and why do I give a shit that she is a whack job? Go do more drugs loser, no one cares. Really.



  18. 18

    LOL…who the fuck are these people?? Homegirl looking like Ms. Piggy over here..



  19. 19

    who is this? And why isn't she at Jenny Craig already. Fat ass!



  20. 20

    What is this bitch famous for? Only thing is, I can bet you it's for more than what the Kardashians are famous for. A disgusting sex tape makes your family famous. That's just lovely.



  21. 21

    She has every right to be paranoid over the skum of a man mark, he's robbed practicaly all her money and he has cheated on her on numerous occasions.
    kerry just needs to dump that twat so she can get on with her own life



  22. 22

    Stupid think common as muck bag. The next Jade, watch this space

  23. Rovex says – reply to this


    23

    Re: owen_owen – Oh please, she was always a disgusting slaggy mess, well before he came on the scene. He should take millions to put up with the foulness of being near her day in day out. Id need trillions, and hypnotheraphy, if he has a failing its that hes too cheap!