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Coldplay Fights Back!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Music Minute > Coldplay

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In a US federal court, Coldplay has denied any similarities between Joe Satriani's If I Could Fly and their hit Viva La Vida, fighting Satriani's December copyright infringement lawsuit.

Adding arrogance to douchebaggery, Coldplay also claimed that Satriani's piece "lacks originality" and should therefore receive no copyright protection at all.

But Satriani's lawyer said that Coldplay's response is typical and that he felt like the situation could have been handled without legal action.

What he meant to say was Coldplay's response is typical of someone married to a wet sock like Gwyneth Paltrow.

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63 comments to “Coldplay Fights Back!”



  1. 1

    Hey Mario - get on top of your game!!! A sign smacked the shit outta Rob's on the set of new moon and ceased filming for the day (or so they say)- where's your bullshit post?!?!?!??



  2. 2

    first bitches



  3. 3

    Oh Coldplay-Yawn!



  4. 4

    LATER PEEPS>>>>>> C YA………….



  5. 5

    more shit noone cares about…i like the song a lil bit, but i think they're over rated as a band in general.



  6. 6

    I'm too awesome to steal songs.



  7. 7

    who would marry gwyneth. please answer me this.



  8. 8

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – Oh hell yea!

  9. Cyna says – reply to this


    9

    Well… i like coldplay better anyway. I



  10. 10

    ugh lovess viva and coldplay AND Gwyn AND Moses/Apple obvs



  11. 11

    Re: Lisa W. – a member of an over rated euro crap band that doesnt know what he's getting himself into…



  12. 12

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – sorry that was meant for nadiamasri..#7

  13. Swami says – reply to this


    13

    Anything connected to Gwynneth Paltrow is absolute shit… sorry coldplay.



  14. 14

    Peres, the least you could do is post both songs and then ask our opinion. lazy ass.

    I have heard both songs and they sound JUST ALIKE. Coldplay is good but very overrated. And Gwyneth…well, that's a whole other story.



  15. 15

    Coldplay's song is better! I love Coldplay!!!
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    *
    Re: Lisa W. – LOL! Agree!!!



  16. 16

    You can't copy right chord structures. The fool suing them needs to understand that there isn't enough proof.



  17. 17

    LOL I'll love you forever for comparing Gwyneth to a wet sock:D



  18. 18

    So why isn't Sarah Sarah McLachlan going after Kelly Clarkson for totally ripping off "Sweet Surrender" with her new single?



  19. 19

    Okay, anyone who knows anything about music and has listened to the two songs can tell that Coldplay is 200% true in their statement. An easy riff like that can't be stolen, lol.
    Next, Perez-love you normally-step off. If I had just finished putting as much effort as I'm sure Coldplay put into their last album I'd be pissed as fuck at being accused of creative theft too. They aren't wrong to want to squash that accusation-and quickly.



  20. 20

    Lol, they're not saying Satriani's song lacks originality as an insult or out of arrogance. They're asserting a legal defense. Songs need to be "orginal" as legally defined for a copyright to be enforced.



  21. 21

    What he meant to say was, "We had hoped that they would just write a big check, rather than taking this to court. Dang!"



  22. 22

    I hope Cold Play gets figuratively cold Cocked in court.



  23. 23

    this is so stupid Satriani's song sucks shit and he just wants to get money while he can since his music career is going no where— songs share similar chords and riffs he has no case



  24. 24

    Wet sock? Lol that's funny.

    But seriously, I hope Coldplay win this one. I don't think Coldplay would do any copyright infringement on purpose.



  25. 25

    if it "could have been handled without legal action",
    why did he file a lawsuit against the band?
    just looking for a big settlement.



  26. 26

    This is MORE a copy then GHOSTBUSTERS was STEALING Huey Lewis' I WANT A NEW DRUG. Everybody IMMEDIATELY notices the SONGS are almost the SAME. The Joe Satriani version is just the B SIDE version: the Instrumental VERSION!



  27. 27

    I got two good laughs on that one. Thank you. I totally agree, they are douches AND Gwyneth is a wet sock with the personality of a turd.



  28. 28

    wet sock! haha. u inspired me to make a name and comment…



  29. 29

    Lacks originality like your album. I rushed out to buy Viva La Vida the day it was released and it's utter shite!!



  30. 30

    THIS COMING FROM THE MOST UNORIGINAL BAND IN HISTORY! THEY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AFTER THEIR FIRST LAME SONG BECAUSE EVERY SONG THERE-AFTER SOUNDS EXACTLY THE SAME! YOUR RIGHT ON THIS ONE PEREZ, THEY ARE ARROGANT DICKHEADS! WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? AND TO HAVE SUCH LITTLE RESPECT FOR OTHER MUSICIANS, THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME SICK!



  31. 31

    coldplay sucks- i'd listen to Satch any day over these bores



  32. 32

    I've heard both songs, and to say they stole it is a stretch. It's a simple theme, I'm sure other bands have used it too.



  33. 33

    Re: Lisa W. – LO FUCKING L



  34. 34

    RADIOHEAD RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  35. 35

    fuck you perez, all you do is have a go at coldplay.

    why not leave their millions of fans to enjoy their music

    the only douche is you. you have your favourite celebrities who you fawn over like some celebrity sycophant.

    your just a bellend



  36. 36

    "Coldplay also claimed that Satriani's piece "lacks originality" and should therefore receive no copyright protection at all."

    Since their song is a copy of it, what does that say about their music? HAH!



  37. 37

    hey stoosharp….obviously you know nothing about good music…Satriani is a musical genius…where Coldplay are a group of talentless douchebags who can only have a hit by stealing riffs from other songs….(kind of like every talentless rap artist out the there who does the same thing)….Satriani isnt in it for the money…….hes in it for the art…..not like Coldplay who are only interested in making a buck…nice try though…….lol
    this is so stupid Satriani's song sucks shit and he just wants to get money while he can since his music career is going no where— songs share similar chords and riffs he has no case



  38. 38

    "Well… i like coldplay better anyway. "

    Just because you have no taste, that doesn't mean Joe wasn't stolen from.



  39. 39

    please disregard the brainless last 3 lines of my last comment…they werent written by me…..



  40. 40

    "You can't copy right chord structures. The fool suing them needs to understand that there isn't enough proof."

    There is plenty of proof. And that "fool" knows 100x more about chord structures than you every will. The fact you are calling an award winning composer a fool says a lot about yourself.



  41. 41

    "this is so stupid Satriani's song sucks shit and he just wants to get money while he can since his music career is going no where— songs share similar chords and riffs he has no case"

    Obviously a brain-dead coldplay fan wrote that.



  42. 42

    come on Coldplay just pay the man for the song,anyone who's listened to both songs can tell that Coldplay clearly ripped off the chorus.



  43. 43

    "I've heard both songs, and to say they stole it is a stretch. It's a simple theme, I'm sure other bands have used it too."

    No they haven't, and that chord structure isn't a stock 'generic" one that is used a lot in pop music. That is WHY Satriani has a case. And to all of you jerkoffs that whine about him just wanting money, you're going to be eating your foot when Joe wins and donates it all to charity.

    Joe has been making money and music for longer than Coldplay. He doesn't need the money believe me. I am sure it's the first some of you "top 40" listening sheeple have heard of him.



  44. 44

    Hey Perez, how about all the time you copy the news almost down to the last same words from Heatworld.com???



  45. 45

    "Douchebaggery" is exactly right. They are all a-holes who pretty much ripped off U2's look and vibe right from the beginning.



  46. 46

    it's illegal to marry a wet sock in all 50 states.



  47. 47

    I think that is more a Coldplay's lawyer's opinion and less than the actual band since Coldplay won't appear in court for this case… Don't call that "douchebagery". Also you know perez that Coldplay isn't married to Gwyneth Paltrow that would be four people… it is just the singer, Chris Martin… remember they are in a band, Coldplay isn't a person! A wet sock? …. you gotta do better than that. Dumbfuck.



  48. 48

    this could be solved easily if you just got 10 satch fans and 10 coldplay fans in a room and had the satriani fans beat the crap out of the wimpy lil coldplay fans for stealing joes song. i dont see what this would solve actually…i would just love to see it! only in my dreams i guess…



  49. 49

    Who knows if they stole it. I like Coldplay, they're great. However, Satch is one of the premier guitarists of all time. He really doesn't need the money. Even though he doesn't sell a lot of records, he could tour forever and make enough money, or hawking instructional material. Satch as a guitarist is way better at his craft than Chris Martin is at songwriting. Coldplay just should settle and shut their holes.



  50. 50

    Enanitos Verdes.. youtube it.. sorry but if anything that guitar guy should be getting sued for copying THAT.. its exactly, exactly the same.



  51. 51

    Perez, you have no idea what you're talking about. Coldplay>>>>>>>>>you



  52. 52

    I still like them



  53. 53

    Coldplay are so fucking derivative, they rip off the Wiggles!



  54. 54

    I cant stand that guy, poor Gwen



  55. 55

    JURY BY PEREZHILTONPOSSE.COM GUILTY AS SIN!!!!! even a tone deaf idiot would notice the similarities

  56. Aero says – reply to this


    56

    Coldplay said what they said because they are pissed some bloke comes out of the woodwork to sue over a shit song that anyone can tell they didnt copy.. and of course the guy wanted to handle it without legal action, for two reasons, he is gonna lose in court and all he wanted was money in the first place.

    COLDPLAY ROX

  57. nh22 says – reply to this


    57

    Whatever, everybody knows that Satriani ripped off his song from Los Elanintos.

  58. nh22 says – reply to this


    58

    Re: amanda1988
    Whoops..I meant Enanitos Verdes….



  59. 59

    Chris Martin is a douche they ripped off Satch plain and simple. Mr. satriani has been nominated for a grammy 14 times Coldplay sucks Satriani has influenced countless guitar players while coldplay will be forgotten in 5 years.



  60. 60

    What assholes. Coldplay is the most overrated band on the planet.



  61. 61

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  62. 62

    Chris Martin is a talentless wanker. Read more on our blog www.myspace.com/cynicalannihilation



  63. 63

    Satriani can go suck it… Stop trying to claim rights to British Rock Band Coldplay Brilliance!!!