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What does Seventeen magazine have against Taylor Swift???

They hired the worst Photoshop artist to work on her cover!

Was Mimi's team unavailable???

Poor Taylor, they butchered her face!

    Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 4:15 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      Sadly it wasn't urs being butchered.



    2. 2

      Well holy fucking shit, I got first, he haw he haw



    3. 3

      oh and 2nd



    4. 4

      and 3rd



    5. 5

      4



    6. 6

      WHAT A DRAMA QUEEN YOU ARE MARIO.



    7. 7

      Guessing no one gives a fucking crap about taylor swifts mag cover….

      you're right, it's lonely at the top.

      At least I get laid, unlike perez.

      well, if you dont count his 'hired' help.



    8. 8

      the whole mag looks way to colourful & tacky



    9. 9

      I know everyone thinks she's so sweet and adorable, but really.. she's not attractive at all. She looks like an alien. And she's so whiney and annoying. I actually thought this was the best she's ever looked.

    10. MOoch says – reply to this


      10

      seventeen always makes their cover people look fuglyyy



    11. 11

      I totally agree!!! she looks horrible



    12. 12

      Wow. They made her look even mousier than usual.



    13. 13

      Seventeen looks like an Andy Warhol painting gone bad these days. They have been going down hill since they lost Atoosa. Shoket just doesn't take this magazine to where it should be and kind of made it look like tween magazines like tiger beat and J-14 blah.
      I think they need a redesign and a new photoshop person, I know 5 year olds who could do better.



    14. 14

      they didnt botch her face, if anything they fixed it…she looks like a butch tooth chipmunk any other time..DONT LIKE HER, or wasnt that obvious…hehe



    15. 15

      Hate to agree, but they really did! She doesn'y look like her gorgeous self!



    16. 16

      Yeah they botched her face up..LOL..she looks like an alien..amazing.LOL..



    17. 17

      blah blah blah



    18. 18

      Her face looks like hell…….



    19. 19

      Hate to break it to you Perez but Madonna gets way more airbrushing and crap done than Mariah. Why else would she look not horribly ugly on magazine covers and like a freaking transvestite in tabloid pics?



    20. 20

      HOW DARE THEY NOT MAKE YOUR LASTEST KISS ASS SINGER LOOK PERFECT MARIO! LET'S BAND TOGETHER AND GO AFTER THEM!!!! 1st Mario, she does not look that bad, 2nd, this whole photoshop business crap where celebrities don't even look like themselves is a bunch of bs. You are making it sound like she should hide her hideous face, bozo



    21. 21

      wow they made her look horrible! She looks great natural (natural-make-up)!



    22. 22

      Fuuugly…



    23. 23

      This is bad.
      Mimi's team sucks ass too.
      What is with the type all the fuck all over the place?
      Yuck!



    24. 24

      Ew. That's gross.



    25. 25

      Re: oliviag519 – totally agree.



    26. 26

      She doesn't look too bad…



    27. 27

      looks like they squished the top of her head and chin …her face is longer than this…she is a pretty girl on her own..no photoshop needed I would say.
      www.bellamuranoglassjewelry.com



    28. 28

      Re: UrMajestyMsG – Ur Maj,,,, you crack me up… OMG.. HAHAHAHA



    29. 29

      She cant sing for shit either…. She sucks



    30. 30

      Her face was already butchered ♥ =] I'm sorry, she just irritates the hell outta me.



    31. 31

      Her lips look like she drank Orange KoolAid right before the shoot….
      It is NOT the most flattering photo of her, she is just a beautiful girl, and with natural beauty.



    32. 32

      oh my goddddddddddd



    33. 33

      She wears too much makeup anyway. Especially her always-hideous eye makeup. She needs to lighten it up for magazine covers, on stage, on TV……



    34. 34

      she looks horribleee. they made her tooo whitee



    35. 35

      UR RIGHT… THEY TOTALLY BUTCHERED HER FACE!!!!!



    36. 36

      This cover is way too busy. Oh look: Zac Efron's on the bottom left corner (: He was #1– I saw on my friend's magazine. He deserves it (:



    37. 37

      Her brows have a weird shape they just made it worse.



    38. 38

      Love Taylor Swift but what the hell did they do to her face?



    39. 39

      i know!!!! i was just in cvs and i i saw that magazine and i was like WOOOOAHHHHHH wtf happened to her face? they made her look like a chubby 12 year old with rosy cheeks. ew!!!



    40. 40

      It looks like they hired a stand in for the real Taylor Swift



    41. 41

      aww she dont look so bad,Id still ask her if she wanted some candy!



    42. 42

      Re: Nickysue – thank u thank u…ur a sweet heart, lol



    43. 43

      Re: oliviag519 – hahaha agreeeed. i don't know why everyone thinks she's so cute. that cover is exactly how she looks. she has weird little eyes and high cheek bones.



    44. 44

      You all must be blind because I think she is gorgeous! This may not be the best picture of her, but everyone bashing her is probably really fat and ugly.



    45. 45

      uhh.. kind of, but she kind of just looks like that. her face is kinda squished up. but that picture wasnt very good. that whole magazine was weird.

      the horoscopes (which i dont take seriously) were like "you'll hardcore makeout with your crush, and he'll call you!"

      no wonder so many teenagers are sluts.



    46. 46

      the overload of make-up doesn't help either
      but we all know how truly beautiful Taylor is so it's okay :)



    47. 47

      What is going on? Taylor is older than Miley - and Miley is on GLAMOUR and Taylor is on SEVENTEEN. I really don't like Miley being on GLAMOUR.



    48. 48

      She looks like Joan Rivers!!..Ew.

    49. enida says – reply to this


      49

      No, Perez. Taylor Swift is just ugly. I am sure they didn't photoshop it at all. That's just how she looks.

    50. Wassy says – reply to this


      50

      I was thinking when was Perez going to mention this. I was so fuckin pissed. its ok to do a little photoshop on taylor but they fucked up her face. She looks like some alien.

    51. Wassy says – reply to this


      51

      WTF Whoever photoshoped Taylor needs to GET FIRED. You don't photoshop her whole fuckin face. Nice job because you made Taylor look like some alien freak.

    52. <3. says – reply to this


      52

      her face isn't THAT chunky. o.O
      Oh well!!



    53. 53

      this is exactly how she always looks



    54. 54

      shes naturally ugly



    55. 55

      they always have AWFUL pictures on the cover! what about blake lively's shoot? it was the ugliest thing i've ever seen. GAH! cruel and unusual punishment is right!



    56. 56

      It's also a really crappy cover from an art direction standpoint. Looks liked it was designed by someone who doesn't know what they are doing.



    57. 57

      that doesnt even look like her..



    58. 58

      Taylor is a beautiful girl, but orange lipstick is totally wrong! Blue-eyed blonds with very fair skin should avoid orange color completely. She would look much better wearing less dramatic makeup.



    59. 59

      She's a cute girl. This looks nothing like her.



    60. 60

      Seventeen's people suck, I could do better.

    61. Bytch says – reply to this


      61

      She's not a pretty girl.



    62. 62

      Ewwww this is really a bad cover…the only thing that looks good is her eyes.



    63. 63

      Hmm, they did this on her LAST seventeen cover as well :S
      They didn't have a good picture of her then either.

      And whoever said that she's not pretty, is blind ;P



    64. 64

      She looks like Marcia Cross!

    65. Wassy says – reply to this


      65

      Re: jacquelynlj – Get over what happened in october. And Jonas Brothers SUCK



    66. 66

      You can barely see her with all the print on the cover. Maybe they realized it was a shiz of a job and decided to include a caption for every story in the addition in order to cover it up.



    67. 67

      Uhm no one butchered her face.She is ugly.



    68. 68

      they certainly did butcher her face.
      i love her & her songs, she's a very beautiful girl!



    69. 69

      I think they kinda fixed her face to be honest. She isn't a pretty girl in my opinion.
      And I agree with a lot of people on here, Taylor is such an ass-kisser.
      Sorry to her fans, but as you can tell I do not care for her.
      I'm seventeen, I get Seventeen magazine in the mail, and as soon as I saw her on the cover I wanted to throw up. I'm not kidding! I know that sounds terrible, but it's true.
      I can't relate to her. She's too childish and naive. Her interview was stupid, too.



    70. 70

      Re: oliviag519 –
      Thank God! I'm not alone!



    71. 71

      Re: debbie00486 –
      I LOVE that Miley got a better cover!!! lol
      I hope Taylor goes the eff away!



    72. 72

      i don't see what's wrong with the picture at all.
      i think she looks gorgeous, like always!



    73. 73

      She's weird looking anyway.
      Her eyes are to squinty, so it's not 17's fault she's fucking ugly!



    74. 74

      The makeup makes her look like a tranny and tacky. But then again, I never thought she was very pretty to begin with. She kinda looks like a squirrel or some kind of rodent…



    75. 75

      It is like chalk and then red dots on her cheeks! Seventeen should fire this photoshopper!!!

    76. SaraJ says – reply to this


      76

      yeah i agree that they totally messed her up! they should just keep celebs. natural, make-up does the job, they don't need to disfigure her!



    77. 77

      Oh please it wasn't butchered !She's that ugly.
      Pinched face little bitch.



    78. 78

      they airbrushed her almost to oblivion.

      looks great. she annoys me anyways.



    79. 79

      ummm i have the magazine in front of me and it looks normal to me.
      i think your the one that bumped up the contrast and made it look bad…



    80. 80

      thats not photoshopped. that's just her ugly ass face.



    81. 81

      HAHA , THEY DIDNT HAVE TO DO MUCH TO BUTCHER HER NASTY UGLY CHINKY FACE



    82. 82

      Well, they didn't have much to work with…girl is FUGLY!!

    83. K1234 says – reply to this


      83

      yeah thats what i was thinking when i saw it in the mail yesterday.. lol



    84. 84

      Why does a child need Botox?
      Oh, because the fans expect it.



    85. 85

      What? she looks the same & doesnt need photoshop at all, she looks flawless all the time, & i dont even like her work at all



    86. 86

      wow!
      she looks chinese
      but other wise shes super gourgous

    87. @v@ says – reply to this


      87

      Gee, let me guess. Could this be the Spring/Easter edition? Bwaack bwaack.



    88. 88

      yeah she loooks like a friggen porcelain doll!



    89. 89

      WAY. too much photoshop. she's so pretty too, but no.



    90. 90

      The worst part of the cover is that it mentions the Jonass Brothers :p



    91. 91

      u know what funny i taught it waws JOJO anyone agree



    92. 92

      i like the cover, taylor looks beautifulll and theres so much colour to it :)



    93. 93

      that doesn't even look like her.
      how sad. :[



    94. 94

      I've actually seen her pretty close-up in person when I had no idea she was even famous, and you're right; they totally butchered her beauty. This girl is absolutely breathtaking in person and they just made her look like a phony from Girls Gone Wild. I don't like her music (she's 18, do you blame me?) or care about her personal life as well, but I'll stand by the fact that she is wayyy more beautiful than this washed out cover picture!



    95. 95

      The editor signed off on this????????? WTF? Fired she/he! A high school girl studying art and fashion could have done 101% better.

      The cover is PURE TRASH, except for the BEAUTIFUL TAYLOR SWIFT.

      Very sad.



    96. 96

      It looks exactly like an actress on the soap opera bold and beautiful… It doesn't even look like taylor swift!



    97. 97

      this was one of the worst issues seventeen has put out! i have been a loyal subscriaber for two years and i have to say that all of the outfits and make up suggested were totally tacky and not cute and at all, borderline trashy! i cant believe what they did to taylors face too!
      i was very dissapointed



    98. 98

      I don't know, I think she's already kind of weird looking.



    99. 99

      eeeeeeeewwwwwww.



    100. 100

      wthhhh,
      she looks >.

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