Lindsay Lohan Loses Her Shiz, Doesn't Shave Head Yet
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > saMAN Ronson
We can't decide if we want Lindsay Lohan to shape up or stay crazy.
In some ways we miss when she was an actual working actress, but in other ways, we love hearing about her desperate antics.
Before we know it, the bish will be shaving her head and attacking cars with umbrellas!
Since her break up with saMAN, Lindsanity has taken a step off the deep end, freaking out so hard that the Ronson family is considering a restraining order against her.
Apparently, after her entry to Charlotte Ronson's fashion party at Bar Marmont was barred, LOLhan tried to crash another all-girl party at the hotel, where the Ronson's where at and she booked a room.
According to an eyewitness, "There was a knock-at-the door and Lindsay Lohan was there. She was as orange as a carrot and her pupils were as big as quarters. She looked awful!"
Drugs are bad!!!
After introducing herself and encouraging them all to party, the party patrons attempted to get rid of the train wreck, shoving her out the door. LOLhan banged on the door for a minute before getting the hint and crawling off somewhere.
In the end she turned to Twitter.
Twitter will always be there for you!
[Image via WENN.]




Drugs are baaad, mmmm-K.
That's right Mario, when your website goes down the SHITTER, TWITTER will be there for you!!!! That is where you're spending the majority of your time these days!!!!
She looks like she weighs about 98lbs. in that photo.
train wreck is the understatement of the century. even if she shaves her head I feel like no one would care. Britney had real problems…this is classic case of a spoiled brat that should be taken home spanked and given a time out.
what a wierdo shes like being all stalker
and she looks super thin maybe shes taking it pretty hard
YOUR JUST LUCKY TEDDY DOSEN'T KNOW HOW TO TWITTER!!!!!!!!
Can we get some quality twat pix before she spins outta orbit and collides with the sun? FIRE CROTCH!
haha she looks GoOd
She needs two or three big cocks to fill the voids in her life and anatomy, preferably on video.
I am starting to feel really scared for Lindsay… She is starving herself, she is definitely mentally unstable, she drinks A LOT, she parties like there is no tomorrow, she takes drugs, and yesterday Sam said Lindsay is a cutter also… She is gradually self-destructing….She needs help ASAP….
Perez, have you ever been thru a breakup? Probably not, you've never had a real relationship. You might lose weight, you might do or say some crazy things, people have different ways of coping with emotional distress. She's not a saint, but damn give her a break.
Some of the worst things that happen to you end up being the best things that have happened to you.
Laying it on a little thick with this today aren't ya?
HOT S H O E S
Re: WickedPinkLemon – yea, every time I go through a break up I turned to cocaine and my stalkerish tendencies. totally normal.
LOL @ "orange as a carrot and pupils as big as quarters"
Leave the poor girl alone..
She must be heartbroken, and I can't blame her for drinking again.
Yes, it might not be the smartest idea to drink while feeling bad because of her addiction background.
But still, I can totally understand.
Re: malkovich – She's an 'A-A-A-A-ctress.' Lol.
Why is Lindsay wearing 2,000 jeans by Balmain when she hasn't been in any movies in a long time. I'm sure she was paid millions for Fornarina. hmmm could this whole mess with her break-up have to do with her addictive ways.
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – I left you some back on the Shipwrecked post and a pink pair on the StarTrek post!!!! More to follow so you can take you pick for that hot MAKEUP SEX!!!!!
look its the disapearing lohan…her body is wasting away just like her career did a few years back….lmao
the jeans are dumb
Hey, if it's any consolation, Eminem sings that Lindsay Lohan is 'almost a 10' in his new song 'We Made You', along with a ditty about nailing Sarah Palin. She can date Eminem if he's single. That's an upgrade.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, i couldn't imagine it is exactly as messed up as i imagined! how can this story end well>>>>??
I don't even know where to start on the things wrong in this picture.
IT'S CALLED KARMA BABY!!!!!!!!! EITHER SHE GETS HER SHIT TOGETHER OR KARMA WILL COME COLLECTING!! HEAR THAT LINDSAY!!!
I started feel sorry for her =(
She needs another trip to church not rehab.
way to steal that joke from tyler durden
Re: @v@ – #26 ANYTHING is an upgrade!!!!
Re: Hmmm…. – I listened to that song on today's Huffington Post, but you can prob. google Eminem, WE Made You, Palin, and come up with it.
96 Tears! Cry Cry Cry —96 Tears ….
No more puchie puchie
she got real skinny
When she does shave her head, I'm sure one of her parasitic parents will be selling the hair strand by strand on Ebay.
Drug addled anorexic. Poor bitch. One day we're going to hear she was found dead.
She is crying for help! She is really thin too.
Please! I'm sure Ronson will want her back as soon as she realizes her name isn't in the papers on the blogs (or on Perez Hilton). I'd never heard of Samantha Ronson until she started dating Lohan, and though Lohan is nuts, She's the one that drew the spotlight, not Ronson. Who would want to write about Ronson (unless she started dating another high profile chick. I hear Courtney Love is single!)
I feel so bad for her. I really want her to start feeling happy. No body deserves the life she has. She is obviously not well.
Eminem's hot.
when is someone going to slap some sense into her before she ends up as a tragedy!!! I'm scared for her.
Re: tribble – OH YES HE IS.!!
Ok for those who are attempting to blame her "breakup" for why she is crazy…please stop embarrasing yourself. She has and always will have a couple screws loose. Im sure her ex just got over trying to take care of her and now she needs to stand on her own two feet and stop attempting to make herself to be "perfectly normal". The more she tries to play it off, the more obvious it is that she needs help. Breakups suck, but there no excuse to go crazy, stalk people and do drugs. Lets hope those of you who blame her breakup for her bad behavior arent as self-destructive in your own lives. Oh and FYI she does it ALL for attention. If Perez and many others didnt write about her, she'd be a question mark to the industry. No press is bad press people.
Sober up and and brush up on your acting Lohan if you want to be taken seriously.
I'm team Lohan on this one. I have a feeling people are having way too much fun painting her as crazy. Which is sad and disappointing. Imagine your mistakes and pain are articled for the world to mock, slander and make fun of? If she needs help, then so be it but I will not act or feel superior to someone I don't know. You're a bully Perez.
Well i hope she shaves her head!
Lesbo!
stay craazy
more fun .
Please stay crazy…It's funny.
drinking "" again !!!"
hahaha
it's not april fools.
she never stopped at all .
Those who truly understand addiction wouldn't be surprised at anything she's doing. If her parents understood addiction and truly loved their daughter, they'd have her arrested or committed or thrown in rehab ASAP. What this is is sad. Unfortunately, everyone makes so much money reporting on the ever-popular story of when super successful people fail… even her parents do. So no one wants to stop it. Sort of like right before the housing bubble burst. Everyone assumes that she'll be forced to see the light and be back on the rebound to a healthy life someday… so we can all laugh at this now. However, she's more likely do die before that than anyone cares to acknowledge. We won't be laughing then, will we?
I was never a fan of hers, but let's not forget that she's a human being who needs help. Haven't we all been in that basic situation before? I know I have, and I can't imagine where I'd be if literally NO ONE, even my PARENTS, didn't care.
Re: @v@ – i like that
PRAY LINDSAY !
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U R scaring a lot of people who believe in u -
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Shalom Aleichem
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Peace
Dr. M
MM
Re: jaimeee – Glad. Which?
Re: jaimeee –
Yeah, hopefully her younger sister sees this tragedy for what it is and 1) helps Lindsay out and 2) stays FAR away from the influence of her parents.
even though shes a wackjob
i still like her
THIS CHICK IS STRAIT UP CRAZY SHE NEEDS TO TAKE HER SELF HER MOM HER UGLY ASS LIL SIS AND GO SOME WHEREYOUR WACK NOONE CARES ABOUT YOU I WOULDNT HIRE YOU TO HOLD A Q CARD LAT ALONE BE IN MY FLICK…NONE OF YOUR MOVIES WHERE GOOD ,YOUR A CRACKIE ASS CRACK HEAD,I DONT KNOW ABOUT EVERY ONE ELSE I THINK SAM WILL BE COOL WITH OUT ALL YOUR MEDIA WHORE ASS DRAMA…HAHA A DRAMA QUEEN WHO CANT ACT NOW THATS SOOOOOO FUNNY ……I WOULD OF KILLED TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL WHEN YOU SEEN THAT YOUR KEY DIDNT WORK ANY MORE..HAHAHAHHAAHAH FIRE CROTCH RHIS SHIT IS SO FREAKIN OUT THERE….I WISH THAT THEY WOULD TAKE LINDSEY,BEYONC'E,BRIT BRIT,PARIS,SPENCER,HIDIE,AND ALL THE OTHER MEDIA WHORES OUT BACK AND DUMP THEM IN A BIG ASS PIT AND PUSH A SCOOP OF DIRT ON THEM …REALITY T.V. DOES NOT MAKE YOU A CELEB…..IF TMZ AND ALL THE TABS WHOULD STOP FOLLOWING THEM THEN NOONE WHOULD CARE …WELL THATS MY 52CENTS AND IM STICKING TO IT….
Lindsay is smoking hot, and i wish her the best.
Thats so mean of Sam Ronson and her family to let it all be out in public. If she loved her she'd try to keep their break up quiet. cruel world. And she's like 10 years older than her! who is the adult?
she's such a dumb stupid whore…
she will NEVER get hired to be in a legit big budget movie ever, she's box office poison, so just die bitch, just go away and die…
Re: stars101_sezKatyShittySingsDittys – yeah everyone from Rosie O'Donnell to Jane Fonda has told her that she could come and stay with them for a while to chill out over the years, but she choose not to and took another path, so NO ONE feels sorry for her skanky ass or what happens to her in the least bit.
Re: sarkozy – oh boo hoo..poor Lindsay the fuck up….she deserves everything she gets….she thrives on being in the public eye and getting her picture taken, and when the truth comes out, well Linds, gotta take the good with the bad…you fame seeking whore…noone likes you…even your "peers" in Hollywood hate you and talk trash behind your back……..get over it and move away!!!!!!!!!!…i hear Alaska is a good place for shit like you, it's dark there most of the time.
Re: stars101_sezKatyShittySingsDittys –
Unfortunately, she's probably too enmeshed in her addiction right now to even *know* what she needs. She's just thinking of what's happening the next few hours and the rest of the day… her immediate need for attention, drugs, whatever gets her feeling better right away. Not her health, well being, what's important down the road.
CUT YOUR HAIR LINDSAY!!!! Seriously it looks like shit. If you want to do crack FINE but realize your hair is completely awful.
This is one beautiful girl - not a bad actress or singer - she got sidetracked by that mess dj - I just hope they are done .. She is so young - has plenty of time to get it back together.
Re: jaimeee – Ooops. Nevermind. Click on it. D'oh.
Re: sarkozy – I think they put it out there because Linds and the Lohans would spin it out nasty fast, because she's done that before when things haven't gone her way. The best defense is a good offense type of thing.
You people are no good…seriously. Regardless of how much hate you have she's still a human with real problems. And you all are just pathetic. I'm no fan of Lindsay. I think she's not a good singer or actress but she's still a person. If you saw the video of her crying and felt no empathy then you're just trash.
But i'm guessing none of you have loved someone and invested yourself in a relationship. Much less ever felt any emotion at all.
It is really sad to see her now. She was absolutely BEAUTIFUL when she had her bright red hair and her fuller figure. She could have done so much good and been in so many great movies, and she has turned her life into trash. I just hope she pulls herself out of it. I know it's hard when you are depressed, but someone has to snap you out of it before it's too late.
Lindsay can't shave her head because that shiz is so 2007. To top Britney she needs to hold up a preschool….naked….covered is crisco at the very least.
look at her legs- no body at all - yuck
Speaking of "Like A Virgin"…Why the hell isn't Madonna helping out with the victims of the Italian earthquake? Why is she fucking around with Malawi when her own people need her more than they do? A lot of folks on the net besides me have been wondering the same thing. How bout you Perez?????
Madonna was born in Michigan, but her family was originally from the disaster zone in Italy.
I'm glad to see she's lost some weight. ROFL.
I won't post on the next thread, because it is TOO LAME, BOO HOO LL IS SUICIDAL!!!
Further abuse and manipulation of Sam, friends, and family.
Grow up you BIG BABY!
Earn some sympathy, go get some treatment. And MEAN IT THIS TIME, you pathetic dreg.
Where have all of her hair extensions gone? Aaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa…..!!!
ding dong saMAN is gone!!!!!!!!
Yeah!!!!!!!!! She'll fade back into obscurity- underneath her rock.
But then she'll want Linds back- after the glitter fades for her and her user family.
Poor Lindz.
Perez don't you mean 'Where the Ronsons were at'?
Don't you have someone to proof read for you boo???
Gee, Perez. I don't know what makes you or your "business" click, but you are coming through like a real…I don't know what, really. Do you go to church or something? Do you care about anybody? To indicate in any way that you are enjoying/profiting from this girl's difficult situation is indecent.
Why is she orange like a carrot? Angry? I feel so bad for her I have been there, all I can say is my life changed once I became a high raw vegan
i bet she will go back to men for more peace and compassion. then she will be on altpornnow.com
Lindsay did this to herself. She got some success and completely let it go to her head. She decided that parting and being in the tabloids was more important than actually showing up to work. She treated others around her like second class citizens. She (and her shitty family) thought they were untouchable "Do you know who I am??". Lindsay deserves to have her success ripped away.
Instead of laughing at her, you might want to feel a bit for her. She is completely off the rails and needs help. You take great delight when celebs lose it, don't you? You were the first to laugh your ass off at Britney and then you became her best buddy when she invited you to open her show. If Lindsay invited you to hang with her, you would be all over it. Stop being such a hypocrite.
she is so going to kill herself
Re: KittyKat65 – Negative, i dont think Perez is a hypocrite. He is a journalist who just tells the people whats going on. If Lindsay didnt want her business out there, she wouldne have asked US weekly to do an interview and she wouldnt constantly be "twittering" her problems. She is a person with responsibilities and she knows damn well what she does. She's going to be 23 people! Cant hold her hand forever. Oh and as for rehab lets remember she went once and came out with a boyfriend that she had been having intercourse with, while he had a g/f. Maybe rehab isnt for her either. And Perez can be nice to Britney all he wants. She proved that she could bounce back and she accepted the fact that she went bat-shit crazy for a while. Thats why Perez is nice to her now. She became an adult.
i love her. anyone who says people can't come back, get better, or heal from any low, is ignorant & hasn't been there.
STAY CRAZY!!!!!!!!
She's so much more entertaining.
She may get obnoxious and desperate but it's oh so much fun!
Its sad that someone with so much talant as a child grew into this mess. She looks terrible! I just want to feed her a good meal and drive her back to rehab. Seriously she needs it.