Michael Lohan Better Step Up His Game

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Marcelino de Jesus Martinez - the California man accused of selling his 14-year-old daughter into marriage for $16,000, some beer, and some meat - has pleaded no contest to felony child endangerment.

Selling your daughter for some beer????

Real classy!

Back in February Martinez pleaded not guilty to "procuring a child for lewd acts, aiding and abetting statutory rape and child endangerment" potentially facing up to 10 years in prison.

He'll be sentenced in May for the endangerment charges and faces up to a year in prison, followed by deportation. Authorities originally became aware of the case when Martinez called police to report an incomplete transaction.

Martinez is sure giving Michael Lohan a run for his money for Father of the Year.

And Dinah best watch out, or they'll deport her ass back to Planet Trash.

[Image via AP Images.]

    Posted: Apr 7, 2009 at 4:30 pm / Email this  »

    39 comments to “Michael Lohan Better Step Up His Game”



    1. 1

      dad?



    2. 2

      omg



    3. 3

      it should be a life in prison



    4. 4

      drain this man of his sperm… he doesnt deserve to be a dad… sicko



    5. 5

      fucking creepy dad



    6. 6

      oh that is too funny perez ,way fucking sad,but way fucking true with mom and pop lohan!



    7. 7

      Hell, there are days when I'd sell myself for a good steak and a few cold beers!



    8. 8

      No worse than you whoreing yourself out to hang with Britney, Paris and GaGa, Mario you ass monkey.



    9. 9

      that's so sad i hope he gets what he deserves



    10. 10

      no comment much…?



    11. 11

      no comment much..? can't make this stuff up ;/



    12. 12

      only ten years -.-



    13. 13

      It's sad how stupid people can resort to this kind of thing…



    14. 14

      u know, i never thought u could get worse off than having a lohan for a parent…well i too and wrong sometimes..it aint often, but it occurs…lol



    15. 15

      Re: UrMajestyMsG – am* wrong (yes, i word check myself)



    16. 16

      WHAT THE?!? oh put his ass UNDER the jail!!!



    17. 17

      damn, people are just crazy….



    18. 18

      Dirty spic



    19. 19

      Pathetic..crazy..



    20. 20

      This guy may be a weirdo, but Perez failed to mention that the guy and his daughter are indigenous people from Oaxaca in Mexico…girls are normally married off to older men by the time they're teenagers, and it's normal to be paid for 'giving' your daughter to a man. The problem is, they're doing this in the U.S., not Oaxaca.



    21. 21

      Re: dammit xx janet – What is with people writing "much" after everything? It means even less than the dumbest comments from the dumbest dumba$$e$ on here. This is not England. If you want to be a pretentious a$$, go comment on some UK site.



    22. 22

      Planet trash? That's making sense.

      - mom Lohand doesn't look like trash..but she sure acts like trash.



    23. 23

      Lindsay would be worth one, maybe two coronas.



    24. 24

      It's a cultural thing just like in certain parts of the world they marry their daughters off at that age for a few goats. At least he didn't lock her in the cellar and impregnate her with 7 children like that feeb in Austria. The problem is he's in America now. He should be deported for being too stupid to live here.



    25. 25

      Re: AmbrosiaRose – If you got the Coronas I got the lime



    26. 26

      true fucktard…



    27. 27

      feel kinda sorry for that martinez dude…apparently in his region in mexico, it is quite normal to promise a young woman in his kind of arrangement. guy just didnt have the intelligence to think 'hey mabye in THIS country, this wont fly'…



    28. 28

      SO YOU ONLY GET ONE YEAR IN JAIL FOR SELLING A 14 YR OLD INTO SEX SLAVERY?!?!
      .
      THAT NEEDS TO BE CHANGED!!!!



    29. 29

      Re: HiHater
      .
      MICHAEL VICK USED THAT 'CULTURAL' EXCUSE SAYING HIS CULTURE CONDONED MUTILATING AND MURDERING DOGS.
      .
      ITS A LAME ARGUMENT AND HOPEFULLY AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THOSE WHO SHARE HIS 'CULTURE'.



    30. 30

      i just hate mexicans!



    31. 31

      who gives a shit about mexican culture?



    32. 32

      WOW I HOPE HE GETS BUTT RAPED IN PRISON.

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      33

      Karma's a beotch. Now, HE'LLl be passed around the 8 X 10 for free, never mind money or beer. The daughter will be better off wherever she goes, hopefully. Ya gotta love it when dumb criminals are, well, dumb criminals.



    34. 34

      Me being a father of three girls I will shoot anyone with my bow and arrow until these girls of mine reach after college life. Yes, I said it bow and arrow because I do believe in guns but my kids are tech savvy into getting into things. Happy father of the year you shit nuts!!



    35. 35

      There goes his "Father of the Year" award.



    36. 36

      I hope the other inmates take his ass the way he deserves it!!!



    37. 37

      He obviously had sex with her before this otherwise he would have cared. This is sad, please make up for this with happy news



    38. 38

      Crazy!! I live about 15 minutes away from the town this man lives in. It's crazy you would have this on your website cuz these are very small towns.
      He's gross!! He should be deported!!



    39. 39

      Wait till he claims this is his "culture" and that he is being discrimanated against because he's a beaner. Hell, sounds like a good deal to me. Know how many tacos you can get for $16,000.00?? He already got the beer…….