Michael Lohan Rushes To Lindsay's Aid (Whether She Likes It Or Not)
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Michael Lohan's wish has been granted!
After publicly smearing his daughter's relationship with saMAN, the contender for Father of the Year will be jetting to Los Angeles ASAP to mend Lindsanity's broken heart.
"Breakups are never pretty and they're never easy. I'm here for Lindsay any time. I've cleared my schedule to go meet her in L.A," Lohan informed the media, most likely even before telling his own daughter.
You just know Papa Lohan was gabbing on party line with Extra and Southwest Airlines!
And what would a Michael Lohan interview be without a dig directed towards his ex-wife?
"I hope Dina takes good care of her in the meantime. At a time like this she needs someone standing by her side. It's about time she had both parents with her, without Dina driving a wedge between us," Michael lamented.
Ouch!
[Image via WENN.]
Those parents are such media whores.
He should have a pay per view caged death match with Sam.Of course she'd kill him but still the entertainment would be better than watching Octo moms show!
Wow.. father of the year to the rescue. Lindsay must be so relieved!!!!!!
FIRST!
and i hate their whole family
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!
I was with him until he slammed Dina at the end. Does he not realize how damaging it is to kids to hear their parents put eachother down all the time.
Dina may have been accepting of him until he made that stupid remark - do these people have no sense or tact? It seems like no one in the Lohan family is able to see that what they say or do has consequences - they can't see any further ahead than their own nose.
Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
Doushe bag number 1
I am always surprised at how Lindsay destroyed herself and her career for drugs but then I remember how her mom left her alone at 16 to live at the Chateau Marmont. Then at 17 she was allowed to live with then-27 yr old Wilmer Valderama to pump up her career. The poor girl has never had proper guidance from her fame-whoring and greedy parents. Instead of staying at home to gather herself mentally, White Oprah takes her out on the town on a Monday nite. Nice !
I feel like this is a never ending circus soap opera w/nothing but stupid melodrama….
what an asshole.
Great! Just what she needs….. There must be somebody who can help Lindsay. Ok so she's not exactly everybody's favourite person, but I REALLY don't want to read that she's killed herself- no one deserves that. Hey, Perez/ Mario, why don't you do the most interesting thing in your life and switch sides- from Lindsay hater to Lindsay supporter? stick up for her in the media and see if any of those hollywood buddies of yours will help her? Just think of the publicity you could get for it… and, to be honest, no one deserves Michael Lohan inflicted upon them, do they?
on the one hand, he bugs me, but on the other, ya gotta recognize he 's kind of right most of the time.
he's just so irritating.
Both not only suck at parenting but suck at life as well.
oh, and, drop the "saMAN", would you? It's getting really old. What do you have against butch lesbians, anyway. Aren't you gay, anyway? What happened to solidarity?
Michael Lohan is a decent man and good father. He know SaMAN and her clan of users were no good for Lindsay from the beginning.
Let's hope Lindsay can forget about SaMAN
ASAP and resume her promising career!
Forget about Chris and RiRi ,I'd like to see Michael and Dina get back together!
ALL RIGHT FOLKS………….THIS WOULD USUALLY BE A TIME WHEN I WOULD DO A "TECHNICOLORY YAWN"……YEAH….THAT'S WHEN YOU THROW UP!.
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BUT ALAS……..I'M BORED…….LINDSLUT IS NOT WORTH THE ENERGY TO THROW UP…….THEREFORE….NO TECHNICOLOR YAWN…..
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SO HOW BOUT IF I JUST YAWN? NEXT.
It's about time her father step in, don't ever let this crazy bitch raise her daughter, Lord knows she'll fail again!
Re: marcooo – #5 HEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE PIE! IT'S MY BITHDAY TOO!
Hey Mario - get on top of your game!!! A sign smacked the shit outta Rob's on the set of new moon and ceased filming for the day (or so they say)- where's your bullshit post?!?!?!??
If they were my parents I would shave my ass and walk on my hands so no one would recognize me.
lohan the new britney
at this point, as much as i cant stand him, id rather hear about zacquisha than this asswipe…damn it, cant there be a limit to how many times the lohan clan can be reported on within a 24 hours period…well there should be..
whats almost as bad as having dina lohan for a mother??….having kris jenner as one….haha…they should write a book about how to whore out your kids and fight a loosing battle againts age and gravity…lmao
ugh, seriously? hes SUCH a douche.
Lindsay's mom is the resaon she is this way prolly. She's trying to be a 20 year old through Lindsay and doenst seem concerned that Lindsay could be the next Anna Nicole or Health Ledger
CAnt ya just let Kindsay go crazy on Sam and do away wioth her so we never have to see her ugly drugged out ass again
The whole family is crazy! Jai said it best, they're just media whores. Their little cash machine Lindsey isn't producing anymore so they may want to get their act together…much the same as Brittany's family did.
Michael Lohan is a psychopath.
He's "cleared his schedule". Now that's hysterical.
We have been here before. she'll go to rehab and get with her Dicks again and get out and maybe someone will give her a job blah blah blah
can't wait to hear the bitch fight with Dino and mike
Re: Danskgirl7 – It's boring.
WAY TO GO SUPER DAD…
I wish all Lohans would just disappear!!!
why do i hear circus music in the back of my mind when i think of this hysterically tragic useless family???
It seems like this poor girl has no direction from anyone. Her acting has gone down the tubes, he professional life is suffering, her personal life is suffering and yet she won't take the necessary steps to keep herself and her life on track. She needs to take note from Britney and let someone help her….other then her family. It's really sad what Hollywood will do to people if they let it.
I am so sick of hearing about this stupid family.
This is so sad..a girl with lil talent getting so much air space..If the 2 dikes want to break up.let them..they break up..they get together..they break up..who gives a f**ck…Lindsay never had any true talent..the only talent I noticed she has..is to party hard and clip scissors(for all u munchers)..you know what I mean..LOL..and how could you have any respect for her media whoremonger dad and mom..I wonder why she drinks..her only family pimp her out..damn..I would be a drinker 2 if my mom didn't really have my best interest..Oh well..thats HOLLYWOOD 4 Ya..
He told the "media"? What retards are actually interviewing this idiot family? Just report when she finally does herself in with an overdose, I could not care less about these trainwrecks.
Re: Rosabella – What income?
perez ure soo funny! i love you giggles
mom-low did all that work(shared this before),…taking little Lindsay to recitals, lessons read lines with her…unless Lindsay was a natural? Now she's gonna drink white wine, take the younger one to bars/clubs,
and watch her kids dry up n die?
Why?
1) Lindsay's $$$ will go to momlow?
2) Leona/momlow insists that My kids will die before they talk with their dad?
3) she's afraid that some good may come of them having time with their dad?
4) their's that Insurance policy on Lindsay in mom-lows' name.
5) PEOPLE WILL COME TO Lindsays FUNERAL AND RECOGNIZE HER.lol
6) she's tired of the younger one too and wants to get her started on
the booze n drugs early…so their will be another funeral and again-
PEOPLE WILL COME TO THE FUNERAL AND RECOGNIZE HER.lol
At least she's getting recognized - as a Lost cause and a miserable mother.
divorce is hard..but my kids can contact their dad at anytime, can go and see him anytime and I don't bash (that was So HArd!) I told him I wasn't going to
bash him, he did good too and so we established that. It all played out and they love us both. I want my kids to know their dad…some don't.
If he screwed around, had a kid with someone else…that ship sailed with their divorce.If he owned up and apologized?(Dunno)… if he did but that's all he can do…
you forgive him for the past or you don't.
For Goodness Sake….If parents need to play this out to the media, as the Lohan's do and have done, Lindsay needs someone who is truly there. Perhaps, any person who will take her far away for help.
I dont think he can pull off the whole "Jaime Spears" thing
"I've cleared my schedule to go meet her in L.A". He has a schedule?
LOL…"cleared my schedule" HAHAHAHA……
she needs him to stay far, far, far, far, FAR away from his kids. both parents do. bad parenting is what causes drug use and a serious case of the crazy. what she needs is to find people to be a better set of parents to her than her biological ones.
Everyone seems to forget that almost every celebrity has had a effed up childhood. Somehow being raised by bad parents makes for a future celeb.
Although these celeb parents are assholes no parent wants to see their kids head into a downward spiral….hopefully
This is so stupid. Lindsey is an "adult" I don't know any adults who have their parents rush to their side clear their schedule just because of a break up. They're both just trying to stay on her good side so if she ever makes money again they can take it. Stop posting this shit, it's so annoying!!!!!!!!
This dude looks like James Cann to me…James Cann is SO hot!