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From the new issue of Life & Style.
Everybody's GaGa obsessed!
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Lame!!!!!
Finally, somebody noticed how she looked so much like GaGa on your birthday!
EVERYONE WANT'S TO BE LIKE LADY GA GA !!!BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE CLASS LIKE PERLEZBO!!!
2 people do not equal everybody Perez
Xtina always has dressed weird like this… people are just noticing?? LAME
Yes! I agree Lady Gaga has such a cool sense of style!
that hair bow looks like shit on you but nice try.
Gaga copies off Christina and Audrey K, why can't you see this Mario?
pshhhh not me i dont like lady gaga
shes not all that. everyone thinks she is but no!
christina was first lady gaga copied her
thats not the first time Christina wore leopard print.
ugh..all this gaga crap drives me nuts. no one wants to look like tranny gaga.
OMG - I've been dying for this post bcuz Frankly I am tired of Xtina tryna Gank GaGa's Steez. She is a wannabe first she wanted to be Brit Brit then she wanted to Be Lil Kim and then she wanted to be "married with kids" and now she wants to be Gagalicious>>> Puhlease Bitch find youself and stop tryna be some1 else.!
Except me. i'm not at all interested in her.
Re: BBBoricua – #1 LEON'S MOM WANTS HIM TO PUT A SHIRT ON, BUT HE REFUSES!!!!!YOU SHOULD ALWAY LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!
1- Perez you look stupid.
2- Christina looks 100000 times better than BlahBlah.
"everybody' does not equal you and christina aguilera. christina was a hooch long before anyone even knew who this other chick is.
shes often imitated but never duplicated…i love her style and individuality..that is until all of hollywood tried to shadow her…damn people, get a new stylist, hobby or something, stop trying to revamp ur careers off of GaGa
Re: BBBoricua – Hey Hottie….
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i guess everyone wants to be a freak
and about Xtina…loved her back in the day…but she had a kid, blew up and out…and as much as i wish that she would make a come back i just dont see it happening right now.. yeah she may be the original chick of trashy ware but gaga isnt exactly trying to be trashy or dirrty…whatever, she's unique.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Yer on top…AGAIN….hee heee..:o)
Re: Long Dong Connery – where u been all day?
Re: Long Dong Connery – im always on top!
Re: the last star – LOL! I (almost) always do!
I'm going home. Talk to you later, baby. Love ya!!!
Re: Long Dong Connery – its just how i rizz-ole
Re: Long Dong Connery – Hello Sir! It's always good to see you!
Everybody's coprophagia obsessed!
Quit trying to make her the next best thing. She SUCKS!
There can only be one lady gaga. all these posers can fuck off. even you perez (sorry love).
lmao….why is christina aguilera even famous anymore??
CA Ca……..
Stupid. So now nobody can wear leopard print and have blonde hair without being accused of imitating this woman? Give me a break. Christina was a style icon LONG before this chick.
Nope only losers like you are obsessed.
you're a fuckin sellout Perez
Geez Laweez.
LADY GAGA IS A CHEAP IMITATION OF DALE BOZZIO AND DEBBIE HARRY…NOTHING ORIGINAL…NOTHING EXCITING…AND HES A MAN….
Fuckery, Douchery, Shittery what else. Please you look like a total fuck face with that shitty bow on your hair Mario.
Tired costumery. Unnecessary if one is actually talented. Take Britney, for instance….please.
I'd take Christina over GagGag any day and 2 on sunday.
Your hair looks greasy in this pic. I bet you smell.
Lady GaGa is surely talented but…kinda f-u-g. Who would even *want* to look like her?
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Whats Rizz-ole???? I'm a bit of a F-tard today…..Actually I'm a Re: UrMajestyMsG – Sandwich…..
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One on top and one on the bottom….yippy…
I had to do some work outside today…WTF….Re: BBBoricua – Its always good to see you …
Seriously, is this chick's 10 mins. of fame up yet? Make it go away, please.
AND YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT MARIO….
NEWSFLASH NEWSFLASH!
Perez in double chin shocker!
I hope any celeb you have called fat in the last few months slaps you on your chubby face!
lady gaga has good and unique style so thats good that everybody's trying it out if they keep it up everybody could be wearing lady gaga clothing.
Why doesnt Perez get "work done" on this quadruple chins??Gross!!
Thats M-O-N-E-Y- so sexy!
Faggez, only stupid people like yourself notice that fugly skank. Only people who think the equator run through their assholes are so lame to dress up like this. What the fuck you have ever contributed to this world? Except made up stories? Sooner or later, you will have to pay the price for being the disguisting asshole you are. And this day will come sooner than you think
she didnt invent leopard print
and FYI christina has worn that body before, looooong before.
once in a concert last YEAR! bitch
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Not feeling the Gag Gag.
No it's just you that's way too obsessed … she's looks like a fucking alien which is a shame because underneath all that tranny make up is a pretty young girl (hard to believe shes 23)
not everyone! i hate her!! she can't sing!
Re: Long Dong Connery – thats my way of saying role…thats how i rizz-ole…lol u know, me being gangsta and all i have to spice it up some…lol…a msg sandwich huh? dont tell everyone, they'll want in on the action..lol
psh christina looks 100 times better than that gaga……….
just saying.
Correction: Only Perez is GaG-GaG obsessed!
GaGa sucks!! and her so called "fashion". be you Not everyone else.
One day Christina will do something original.
I wish I had my white pen so i could draw arrows pointing to your double chin and ask if you're on the Jessica Simpson diet.
she still looks like a rat- bite her style if you want
Wrong Perez, You are GaGa obsessed. The Little Lip Syncer with the Nose Job is all you! She's a little Italian girl from Yonkers that got her nose americanized and runs around in underware for attention. No talent there!
Re: val71 – Bitch please, that's Christina's style!!. I'm tired of this lady gaga shit.
The Lady and Christina have amazing style and for those of you who agree, you should checkout the looks styled by eModa! Their new lifestyle magazine features great styling tips and offers 20% off of an entire look which changes every month! Check it out at emoda.com/magazine
Yea ok, no one has ever worn leopard print before…. alright.
CaCa is SO overrated.
Re: val71"OMG - I've been dying for this post bcuz Frankly I am tired of Xtina tryna Gank GaGa's Steez" –
You DO realize Christina has been around for like 10 years, right? How long as Lady CaCa been around? 3 months?? Did you google Lady CaCa's before and after pictures? She MADE herself look as much like Christina as possible. You are an idiot if you look at her before and after pics and then claim Christina is copying HER! LOL
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everybody wants a piece of lady gaga(:
but you cant pull her style off, you just cant.
Re: Disturbed – dumbass, christina has never ever EVER dressed like she does now. lady gaga comes out and all of a sudden shes wearing all of these types of clothes? christina has been here for a long time, but her style has always been vintage. now its all gaga. christina is copying HER.
Hey Mario- NICE DOUBLE CHIN FATASS! Wow, you are just not aging well…
Erm no, GaGa doesn't own the leopard print and blonde hair.
Christina looks so much better the Lady CaCa (and I'm not even Christina's fan). Lady Caca's thighs are too thick.
And Perez you look so stupid with that hair bow on your head.
Look Mario! You have turkey chin. That's why you shouldn't make fun of Mariah. Not to mention how totally idiotic you look with that hair bow. So yeah, pot, kettle, black.
Perez looks like he's gained all the weight he'd lost. His face looks swollen/puffy, and that double chin is disgusting. And the hair-bow is dumb.
Correction, Perez: YOU are Gaga obsessed. I love me some Gaga but please, stop shoving her down your readers throats!!! And yeah, Christina wishes she was Gaga. Bitch has a an amazing voice but no identity. She looks even more like Gaga in her Keeps getting better video.
because idiots like you are force feeding her down everybodies throats…we have no choice
I think Christina had that look first
I Don't Like Lady GaGa!
Besides!
Christina AguileraIs Way Better Than Her!
Re: xoxo_anonymous – #11
Obviously everyone does. And by everyone i mean a homo and a hasbeen
Re: UrMajestyMsG – UHM, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY RETARDED IF YOU THINK GAGA IS "ORIGINAL"
Copytina again.
Re: XtinaAddict – sarcasm…r u retarded…but she is herself, so what…u dont like, lump it!!!
ohhh god perezz you look adorable
Yes! I agree Lady Gaga has such a cool sense of copying others people style! OH-MY-GOSH! who's gaga now? a girl who launched an album that the songs are a copy of song names back in the day? Where is the originality and style? Everybody that just is judging Gaga is better that anybody right now even Christina… you shoud look things back in the day and you will know that GAGA is a big FAKE! and Christina Aguilea always was obsessed and still being obsessed with this leopard thing.. you all are just fakes like your lady whore gaga!
oh my I love how stupid people believe that Lady Blah Blah is a trendsetter and the leader of music! LMAO!!!! hahahahahahah
Oh damn look its a PIG with a bow Oh its Mario sorry didnt mean to hurt your feelings you should wear something to take awayf rom the chin and nose and I wouldnt get confused and Lady GAGA looks awful in that top pic ewwww
Are you Fucking kidding me! Hella Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no no no..you mean you and pathetic christina aguleria are obsessed we dont give a shit
oh for the love of crap!!!!
GAGA DID NOT COME UP WITH THE BOW ALISON KELLY DID FROM PROJECT RUNWAY SEASON 3
oh hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not everybody. You need lypo on that double chin and a tummy tuck.
Animal print is just in fashion. Only cuz "Lady ca-ca" wore it dose not mean that she is a trend setter…. Try opening a fashion magazine once in a while Mario…
"Lady Ca-ca" needs to get over it…
Christina has more talent in her pinkie than Gaga in her body, alright.
I have nothing against Gaga but it's blasphemous to say that Christina copies her. NO fehking way!
Perez you wore that hair bow better!
my money's on Perez.
OMG Perez! you are an hypocrite! Of course now that Xtina went to your B-Day party, you won't talk shit about her again, will you? But then, Britney inivited you to join her circus tour in that openning video, you loved it, but now you KEEP TALKING SHIT about her… what's wrong? ARE YOU AFFRAID OF CHRISTINA? Well, if your gonna talk shit about Brit, talk shit about Chris TOO!!
Love her, hate her, say what u want about her… LOVE BRITNEY!
SHITNEY IS ANOTHER FAKE OF THE MUSIC INDUSRTY! IS SHE A SONGWRITER? IS SHE A PRODUCER? IS SHE A SINGER? IS SHE A DANCER? I MEAN NOW? LMAO, DOES SHE SING LIVE? CAN SHE SUPPORT HER CAREER BY HER SELF? IS SHE AN ARTIST? I MEAN AN A-R-T-I-S-T? THE ANSWER FOR ALL THIS QUESTIONS IS…. WELL PEOPLE KNOW BETTER TO SAY THIS… EVEN BRITNEY'S FANS. IF THEY LIE OR NOT.. WELL.. WE WILL SEE.
It's not her hair bow. It's Cindy Wilson's from the B-52s.
who is that chunky man in the bottom photo with the double chin…oh, it's perez. I think everyone should acknowledge the double chin on Perez seeing has he likes to do so with real celebrities.
double chin