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Ted Kennedy Back On His Game!

Filed under: Politik

The iconic Senator from Massachusetts, currently battling brain cancer, felt well enough to throw out the first pitch at the Boston Red Sox opener yesterday.

You go, Teddie!

42 comments to “Ted Kennedy Back On His Game!”



  1. 1

    Was he drunk when he threw the ball?



  2. 2

    Awesome! It's so good to see the senator feeling well enough to be at the ball game.



  3. 3

    BOSTON RED SOX SUCK…..

    THE ENTIRE TEAM ARE A BUNCH OF DICK LICKERS THAT FUCK EACH OTHER IN THEIR ASSES…..

    NEW YORK YANKEES RULE



  4. 4

    Re: Brendolynne

    FUCK THE SENATOR…..RED SOX SUCK DONKEY ASS….THEY ARE AS GAY AS THE NY METS….



  5. 5

    I was at the game, and it was great to see Sen. Kennedy there. And great to see the Sox win their season opener! :)



  6. 6

    Was Mary Jo Kopechne there to watch?



  7. 7

    YAY for Teddy!



  8. 8

    If only he had shown as much spunk when Mary Jo Kopekne was drowning in the canal after hs drunken ass sank the car he was driving.

    He had enough energy to run to his lawyers office.

    Kennedy is scum, but he's a Democrat so Perez loves him.

    I hope "teddie's" head explodes with new tumors!



  9. 9

    For those who think it's cute to make snarky and inappropriate remarks, I hope that your loved ones are never diagnosed with brain cancer.



  10. 10

    Re: Nickysue – BRAIN CANCER. Did you even read the caption??



  11. 11

    Sorry if I feel no sympathy for a man who killed a woman and got away with it. I hope nobody in your family is killed by a degenrate drunk who buys his way out because of his rich and connected gangster relations.



  12. 12

    Re: CattyCat

    RED SOX SUCK
    RED SOX SUCK
    RED SOX SUCK
    RED SOX SUCK
    RED SOX SUCK
    RED SOX SUCK
    RED SOX SUCK
    RED SOX SUCK



  13. 13

    Sorry if I feel no sympathy for a man who killed a woman and got away with it.

    The coroner said that Mary Joe was alive for at least 10 minutes in the submerged car before she drowned.

    Teddie didn't call the cops or an ambulance - he ran straight to his lawyers office.

    WHAT A GUY!



  14. 14

    wow!…go Ted!



  15. 15

    Ted Kennedy is .. and will always be… a murderer. There is no reason to celebrate/mention him throwing out a game ball.



  16. 16

    'For those who think it's cute to make snarky and inappropriate remarks, I hope that your loved ones are never diagnosed with brain cancer'
    * * *
    it's okay Cheesecake, I hope your loved ones are never killed by a drunk Kennedy.



  17. 17

    Re: Isabella – Very classy, douche bag.



  18. 18

    Re: hollyholly8 – So I guess killing a woman is the height of fashion in your eyes?

    I hope the Catholic belief of enduring agony and eternal suffering in hell is true - because that is exactly what "Teddie" deserves.

    Am I wrong?

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    19

    Nickysue- was your mom drunk when she had you? because you are damn ugly.
    He wasn't drunk he has BRAIN CANCER



  20. 20

    Ted is a lunatic. Not shocked that you support that murderer.



  21. 21

    "lost a little weight"

    duhy thats what cancer will do what an idiot



  22. 22

    Who's the genius announcer? "He looks good he lost some weight" Dah! He's got BRAIN CANCER Einstein of course he lost some weight.



  23. 23

    When is this piece of dog du gonna lay down and die already, he killed one young girl is what a lot of people say, he is a fat slobbering drunken cheat and fool. lay down and close the lid already you piece of trash is the comment some might make? not me of course?



  24. 24

    Don't they say that brain cancer kind of makes you feel like you were abandoned Under Water by a slimey little weasel of a man?



  25. 25

    I LOVE the fact that the majority recognize Ted for the drunk, sleazebag killer he is!

    I hope he dies an agonizing death and roasts in HELL!

    I wouldn't give the sweat off my balls to save him for another nano-second!

    DIE TEDDY DIE!



  26. 26

    Fat Boy Slim the head of the Kennedy crime family, is back on his game??? Whats that? Drunkenly driving off a bridge and killing another young woman? How long before he reports this one?



  27. 27

    I love the guy, but he threw the ball maybe 2 inches.



  28. 28

    What was Saint Mary Joe doing with a married man in a car at 3 o'clock in the morning ……… How do you know Senator Kennedy did not try to save her, were you there, did you see all this with your own eyes or are you just nasty republicans eager to tarnish a Democrat……… Who are you to judge, only our Creator can do that. I wonder what Mary Joe had to tell Him to explain what she was doing ……….



  29. 29

    Some of you really need to get a life. The man is battling incurable cancer and you think it's appropriate to slam him? As for the accident that happened so many years ago - you weren't there and you only know what the media has spun. Calling him a murderer is absolutely ridiculous - accidents happen all the time and while the fact that someone died as a result, he shouldn't be condemned by those who barely even know who he is. And, Nickysue - not funny. The man is dying.



  30. 30

    Re: brainchild – A few months ago he wouldn't have been able to throw it at all and a year ago, walking would have been a challenge.



  31. 31

    If his legacy is a healthcare bill, God help us all!



  32. 32

    he lost weight cause he has cancer what an idiot!!!



  33. 33

    I still wouldn't drive in a car with him



  34. 34

    He accidentally got drunk, accidentally wrecked the car, accidentally let a woman drown, accidentally didn’t call police or ambulance, accidentally ran to his lawyer’s office, and accidentally used his gangster family influence to get out of a murder charge.

    I hope he accidentally dies an agonizing death.

    If this was done to one of your family by a drunk Kennedy, I don’t think you would be so forgiving.



  35. 35

    Re: Cleopatra – I guess you are saying that she deserved to die for being a bad girl? What would the creator say about that? Keep making exuses for the fat drunk killer. He's a Democrat, so all is forgiven! When all the Kenndey's are dead the world will be a better place! The made their money the Mafia way and deserve a Mafia end. Just because they bought power with bootleg money doesn't make them respectable, just criminals who bought their way in!



  36. 36

    GOOD GOD. PUT THAT PRICK IN THE GROUND ALREADY!!! FUCK HIM. WHY IS HE STILL BREATHING?? WHAT AN ASSHOLE. FUNNY, WE ARE STILL PAYING THIS PRICK, BUT HE CANNOT MAKE IT TO THE SENATE, BUT, HE CAN DO THIS SHIT?? FUCK HIM. CUT OFF HIS PAY / BENIFITS. I DON'T WANT MY TAX $$$ SPENT KEEPING THIS PIECE OF SHIT ALIVE ONE MORE MINUTE. UNLESS HE SUFFERS. THEN I HOPE IT LASTS A LONG TIME. AT LEAST AS LONG AS IT TOOK THAT WOMAN TO DROWN!!!!!



  37. 37

    I blew out a turd that looked just like Teddy? The only difference was the turd never killed anyone or robbed the county blind. The turds grandfater wasn't a piece of S criminal? It makes me sad to think of the fate of the TWO kennedy's since there were Three available?



  38. 38

    Re: bite me – >> BITE ME - SPEAKS THE TRUTH



  39. 39

    NOTHING, NOTHING will ever make me change my favourable opinion of Senator Edward Kennedy, a most admirable gentleman. Jealousy and envy make many people say ugly things, this will get them nowhere.
    P.S. Let's talk about Laura Bush KILLING a man while driving her car. Was there an investigation ? I know Ms Bush doesn't EVER want to discuss this.



  40. 40

    You are a murderer and that is all you will ever be. Fuck you Ted



  41. 41

    Oh, yeah. Real iconic. This is the guy who let Mary Jo Kopechne suffocate in his car under water while he spent the night trying to figure out how to get away with murder. And he did so I guess it worked. Glad he was able to hop his private jet to fly to Duke to have his brain operation by the best brain cancer surgeon in the country. He wants the rest of us to have socialized medicine. We can all die while waiting for care from the dregs of the medical profession.



  42. 42

    Re: Cleopatra

    Hey Cleo, Old drunken Ted murdered Mary Jo Kopechne and got away with it. He let her SUFFOCATE in his car under water without seeking help and tried to get his cousin Joe Gargan to take the rap. Really great guy. Glad you like him. I'm glad you're not a hypocrite.