Older Boyfriend Brings Miley Cyrus Closer To God!
Praise Justin Gaston!
Slutty Cyrus credits her ever-growing faith to her 20-year-old boytoy!
"I've never been closer to the Lord since I met him," Miley gushed of her boyfriend, who Cyrus thinks "is like, the coolest guy."
Is the "Lord" the tween pop star's codeword for Justin's you-know-what??
We kid, we kid!
As Jesus would have it, the uber-religious Gaston has been adamant in making bible study a part of his relationship with the underage Miley!
"He's really made me read my Bible," says Cyrus. "He's made me actually read the stories in the Bible - not the quick little verses - that not only help me, but show you how to help other people."
Do U think Justin has asked for forgiveness for his "sins" with 16-year-old Slutty???
[Image via WENN.]
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I don't think Miley being on her knees all the time and saying "OH, OH…OH GOD!! RIGHT THERE, OH JESUS!" counts as being closer to God.
Miley haters!!! Whether she does her man or not why the hell do ya'll care? Honestly, cmon now people dont like her, why? Its jealousy!!! whether u admit to it or not thats what it is. Shes beautiful, 16, and successful. And she did do that all by herself. She herself got the role in her show and the rest well, u know. Seriously people stop the hating. Im not gonna say leave her alone because honestly all attention she gets whether good or bad is good for her, helps her sales and ratings, and she deserves it just because of the whole putting up with all these haters.
why won't miley "slut" cyrus just crawl back under the rock she lives under?
You need to ask God for forgiveness Perezophile…The names you call this kid are unforgivable. It is truly gross the way you Criticize her every move. Then you pat others who do the very same things on the back. You are a hypocrite. A creep. A twit. A liar. A jealous litle Bleep and a bunch of other really bad words…. You make me wanna puke. I cant wait til you get yours…Im gonna laugh so hard I will probably die….But I will be happy LOL
you know there totally doing it!
the girl couldn't wait at least until she turned legal
sheez miley keep your legs closed and tell your panties model to keep it in his pants!
You interpret all.Being more religious is not a bad thing and she can have that "paradise" with her boyfriend anytime.I don't understand what's the prob.Being "close to god" doesn't mean that she have sex with Justin.god..what a stupid thing for you to say
if she were two years older I'd fuck the Jesus out of her. I mean, literally stick it to her so good she would drop that stupidity and believe in something real. like MY woodworking, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
She is 16, He is 20. God has nothing to do with it!
Its so wrong to even allow them to be together.
OMG Perez Im seriously SICK of you turning everything Miley says into something offensive and DISGUSTING..You should be ashamed of yourself and start actually supporting Miley and not just bringing her down all the time….The fact remains that you have NO proof that Miley is doing anything wrong and Im sure you behaved much worse than she does when you were 16.
Leave Miles alone,Perez,find someone else to give you your 15 minutes of fame!
Re: Spindoc – hahahahaha EXACTLY!!!
poor jesus!!
OMG the people here is so patetic!! She is a slut!! and we all hate her!!
Don't stop fucking perez!! Is your blog and you are "the voice of the world" HAHAHA jk! but, I'm agree with u, no matter if she is 16, s a whore and a bad example for kids…ok?
Re: Shakermaker – lol
OK..I HATE miley ……but gosh mario…she was always close to god..its just cuz of justin, the love of god has become even stronger than what it was…shes always been religious..*sigh*….other than that…FUCK YOU MILEY!
Re: JuneGordon – aren't you getting tired of speaking bs???? i guess no… poor blasphemous!!
maybe she is closer to the Lord bcause of jg. Maybe she's lying… either way, perez, stop trying to make her look like a slut, cause she's not. If they're having sex, then that's HIS fault, not HERS. She's a minor, remember PERVezita???
ohh, and for those of you, shitheads, who are saying: "shouting oh god oh god in bed doesn't count as being closer to God", YOU GUYS ARE JUST AS SICK AS PEREZ.
perez=life—–miley equals=barf oh and no one say that she will be the next britney cause britney is amazing:)
dude um this friend of mine… was totally boning at her age. Jesus. He's totally doing her. Yeah hormones!
lol.. she looks like angelina jolie..
lol! haha she looks like angelina jolie in that picture! lol