Unbe-weave-able!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Beauty Buzz
Bitch got a new weave, y'all!
She's back to the Firecrotch red!
Lindsanity LOLhan ditched those wack tracks sitting atop her head in a sad attempt to distract from all the dramz!
LezLo La Loca spent several hours at the beauty salon yesterday, trailed by a huge herd of paparazzi, and loving every minute of it.
Never fear, the LOLhan will be trainwrecking it around town by nightfall!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 9, 2009 at 11:00 am
OMG………..My fucking EYES…………..no more Mario………WTF
she's still a pathetic ugly ho bag… and its too early in the day to have to hear or see her…make it go away!!!
well hello there mr connery
First
why the strikethrough?
this is a switch, ur on top…lmao
Grow up Mario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks so pretty with red hair
Thank GOD. I was worried she'd pull a BritBrit when i heard she was getting her hair done last night…
i wish i had very long hair like that. she just need to focus on her life.
God you turn me on when you strikethrough
Re: UrMajestyMsG – come on, tell us how you really feel and dont hold anything back!
Re: UrMajestyMsG – # 6…….. LOL…….. if you look back i cought you on top already……Yer looking fine today as usual…..
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DIVE ON A SPIKE ALREADY!!!!!
WHO CARES? WHO CARES? WHO CARES?
Finally ever since brit got straight we have not had any juice. TMZ is gonna be all over this bitch.
MARIO TOU HOMOCRRIPTARD WHERE IS THE VIDEO OF TRUMP FIRING YOUR SORRY ASS!!!
HYAYAYAY i love her red hair! at least shes done somethign right by going back to her natural weave
FIRECROTCH IS HOT!!!
since Sunday, Mario has posted at least 15 stories on Hohan - that is fucken ridiculous, esp. when no one in America wants to hear anything about this poor excuse for a human being……
Lindsay looks good….
stop the hate, Mario!!!
w/ extensions you'd think she'd have some volume……
For someone ya'll hate so much …she sure gets alot of attention
Re: Sensitivity – Hey there salty balls………what up???
lol Lindsay is a nutbag but I like her hair red. She looks like a weirdo as a tan blonde. She's so much prettier naturally.
Re: BBBoricua – Hi bbbaby!!
Re: Long Dong Connery – ARGHHHH !!ABOUT 10" !!
Yay! I like her with her natural red hair!
Re: Long Dong Connery – thank you thank you…lol
Re: Hole – Get a life.
Re: Hole – Big threats from a big pile of shit. Dude, you seriously need a life or something outside of Perez Hilton. You are unbelievably fucking ignorant.
OMG…. "it" lives. I thought I smelled something!
she still is a talentless hag that needs to die asap
Re: Hole – You say you e-mail MIAR yet when I asked her about this she said she has no idea who you are. Intiresting. Oh what a tangled web we weave.
Good for Lindsay, I love her with her red hair, I just wish she would stop using that orange spray tan all over.
Re: Hole – Liar. Fucking get a life ass munch!
Re: Hole – Your posts are always lame. And you have no life. You desperately need something besides this lame site. You're so sad.
DO PORN LINDSEY DO PORN….
Where's my friend TheWildflower????
Re: Sensitivity – O my, yer almost in my league ….
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Re: Hole – THE ONLY JOKE IS YOUR FAT HEAD!!!HeeeHA!!!!
Re: Sensitivity – Hello, my favorite pirate!
Re: JigSaw – Quite the stalker you have.
Re: Hole – ok smart ass, what year was that?
Re: Leon – Hey Leon…I get it. You try to be funny here. But you know nothing about what is going on. So why don't you mind your own fucking business and stick to your stupid witty comments.
And MIAR: What you may perceive as ignorance is only fair to you and your own selfish feelings for a bad person. I wish you knew more about how deep this issue is but it will soon unravel. FYI…you sit on this site all day so that is the pot calling the kettle black. You are definetely no Hunter S. Thompson with your comments.
Re: Leon s mom – She's watching with her BF…..Satan.
Re: Hole – I know Jig can protect himself, but FUCK OFF MUTHAFUCKA! Go to the Health Department and refill your Lithium, Decpacote, and Seroquel please. You are deranged.
Re: Leon s mom – Re: Leon – u 2 r too funny!!! luv luv luv it!
Re: BBBoricua – Hi BBB
Re: JigSaw – Game Over asshole. What you did is unforgivable and you will pay for what you did. I know who you are…
Re: NO~ESTOY~Meurto~Pendeho –
little fuckers ass is all mine!
Re: Hole – I know more than you think, dick breath. Guess who bitch? You have always been a creepy stalker weirdo. You try to be "popular" here with your dumbass comments. You have always been a loser. That's why MIAR would never email you. You could try emailing Orchidslut for some love though. She's desperate enough to fuck your pathetic ass. I bet your fat. Later on Fatty McFat Fat.
Re: Hole – yeah, sure, we believe you dont worry, name the highschool, name the year, bet you cant!!!! lying sack of shit, wait for the know on your door, bwahahahahaha
Re: Leon s mom – you know your good when you have stalkers
Re: Leon s mom – Oh and you can fuck off too fat bitch.
Re: UrMajestyMsG –
She looks better and younger with red hair
Re: JigSaw – See this is the exact shit I'm talking about. You always thought you had a sense of entitlement. What exactly are you good at?
Re: Hole – Ahahahahaha! Guess who I am fucker!
Finally a glimmer of hope. She always looked good and healthy with Red Hair.
Like Her Hair!!
But She Got To Go!
color is better; now cut it.
Re: Hole – You make all these idol threats to everyone yet we never get any real info! Jigsaw said name the high school and year. If you really know then bring it!
Re: JigSaw – I figured as much, but I got your back.
Re: Hole – Mother fucker I do NOT! And how would you know who does what here if you aren't scouring every fucking post! YOU started with me originally, remember? I never sought you out, but maybe that is the problem????? You are fucking delusional! Look at your posts! You did the same shit to Harry. Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters…you're heading up the pack and everyone thanks you for making them so successful! MUAH mother fucker. You ain't making anyone leave.
Re: NO~ESTOY~Meurto~Pendeho – Yawn…that was dumb. Why don't you head back to Havana and twist us up some nice cigars and shut your communist ass up.
Re: Hole – ohhhh…them's fightin' words…..
Re: UrMajestyMsG – My mom is cool as hell. She bought me my first bra.
some krazie shit goin on in here folks……
Re: Leon – can she buy you a new face too?? (I'm just kidding….I figured since you appear to be the one being picked on I'd join the bandwagon……I'm just being a sarcastic bitch though…….)
Re: Hole – you dont know shit and i own your ass fag boy
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – And what exactly are you successful at? Who is delusional now? Do you think because there are posts about you that you are famous? Give me a break…you are glib.
You don't know the truth
Re: Leon – its always nice when a mother can help out their child with their intimate under garments…lol. does she remind to make sure u have clean underware on when u leave the house…leons mom, ur the best!!!
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Exactly.
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – No its that hole fucker…..he's a fucking delusional escapee from the mental ward.
Re: Hole – Better yet….I have my HUGE CUBAN Missile aimed right at your fucked up head. But wait that might be pleasurable for you. I know - a razor and Tabasco sauce enema…oh you would probably enjoy that too. Well let me put it this way. Don't Fuck with me, because I am ruthless!
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Awww thanks hunny! Leon lives in my basement. Lately he's been seeing a really nice bunny! They make a wonderful couple! I take Leon shopping to the local Walmart and let him pick out sexy undies when they have date night! Hope that one day the bunny likes it enough to put a ring on it!
Re: Leon s mom – Re: Leon – You both are the same bitch *mama of 2* and you are a fucking whore
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Yeah, I'm starting to get that impression…..no one really seems to be on his team so I can only imagine what drama went down!!
Re: NO~ESTOY~Meurto~Pendeho – Hola Mi Querido Comandante! Se ve muy guapo today. How is Teddy?
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Re: Melissa is always RIGHT –
(just taking a "breaK"- LOL!!!)
Re: Hole – Like you fucking do asswipe! So easy to go back and forth isn't it, stupid? I fucking can do it all day long. I tried with you before, remember and you quit. Your vendetta is sad.
and we were hoping for a complete shave a la brit.
you know people always change their hair when things change.
maybe she finally realised
sam is gone, gone, gone……
Re: JigSaw – William Haycock
Re: Leon s mom – OMG mom! You're so embarrassing! TMI!!
Re: & – surely hope that's not true - anyone w/ that much time has problems…….
In the words of LiLo herself,
"Joy"
Re: & – Hey Orchid! I'm not mama of 2 though. Guess again freak! Hey, Assume told me your sons hate you because you're a selfish whore. Is that true?
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – You got it all wrong…MIAR is a starfucking wannabee.
Re: Hole – BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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YEAH, A STARFUCKER. YOU STOLE THAT FROM A POST I LEFT YOU. RECYCLE MY OWN SHIT ON ME. GOOD JOB!!!!
who's William Haycock? sounds made up to me……??
Re: & – LMAO!!! Guess again whore!
next
Nothing like getting a new weave to help with heart break.
Re: & – I missed you Orchid. Although, you were never really gone…..Veuve, Amazing Grace…..Damn, you are a loser. And a big fat WHORE!!!! LMAO!
Re: Hole – While I don't know much about MIAR I can say I don't believe I have it all wrong….the posts kinda speak for themselves, ya know?
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – It's not true so rest easy. & is Orchidgirl and is hateed my many more than just one!
Re: Leon s mom – MOM, that slut bag thinks we're the same person. I guess we can add stupid to the seemingly neverending list of names for the biggest whore here. Hahaha!
Re: Hole – willie who? is that you?
Re: BBBoricua – Thank you BBB. You aren't too bad yourself. Teddy is sipping good Rum and smoking the finest cigars. He is quite a little dictator!
squee, internet dramz!