Caruso Responds
We mentioned yesterday how CSI: Miami star David Caruso is being sued by his ex-girlfriend and baby mamma, Lisa Marquez.
According to Marquez, she's suing for breach of contract/settlement agreement, fraud, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Oh and aside from claiming he was abusive, she also says she found a '70s porn collection under his bed.
Big freaking deal!
So why wait until now to sue?
According to Caruso's rep, Marquez's suit is just payback for David being concerned over his two kids. And Caruso's not taking this lightly.
The actor is speaking out and claiming that bitch is crazy!
His rep says, "Last month David became concerned about the welfare of his children and sought court assistance to redefine David's and Liza's custodial schedules. It now appears that Liza has decided to retaliate by raising false claims against David, which David finds unfortunate since these claims will divert the parties' and the court's attention away from the best interests of the children."
Somebody be lie-telling!
It'll be up to a court to decide who is the truthier of the two!
[Image via WENN.]
Again, Lils???
Billy Bob Backlash!
Mario's Dad?????
IS THAT HOWDY DOODY Y'ALL???
I know Liza. She's a great girl. I have seen CSI Miami once, and that is enough to know that David is a talentless douche.
I know Liza. Great girl. I have seen CSI Miami once, and the is enough to know that Caruso is a talentless douche
!!!!! DADDY !!!!
EEEEWWWWWW,,,,,70S' PORN…..gross hairy….. iwould sue for that alone……….lol
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I wished that I cared…
Bitch is looking for a huge payday
NEXT HOMTARD!
Re: Sensitivity – Hey matey….you out there hijacking our ships???? ARRRRRR
I don't recognize him without his hands on his hips.
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Arrrrrrrrr, i saw that as well……….Maybe SeaRat's out there looking for gold……
is this d-listers heaven today…GD it perez, what r u thinking???
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Hi MIAR !! they need me to clean up this mess!! I will be pirateering soon!
Re: Long Dong Connery – ur back on top sir!! lol
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70's porn??? it's all about the big hair!!! nothing like looking at porn stashes and big hair pussies!! i think she is crazy!! LOL
Re: UrMajestyMsG – But i know how much you like to be on top…..Switch……….. LOL
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Re: Long Dong Connery – u know me huh…lol
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WHAT A TOOL THIS GUY IS THE SCUMMIEST ASSHOLE EVER.
hate this guy. he is so dumb with his crazy intense over- done growly acting voice on CSI. haaaaate him uggh. he deserves to be sued just because that fake show makes me scramble for the fucking remote every time i land on a and e when its playing. he sounds over dramatic on the show with his crappy eye rolling one liners and his pseudo suave character ewwww hate hate hate him.
Sorry, but, Team Caruso on this one. He's probably a bit of a d*ck, and he's beyond hilarious on CSI Miami, but palimony is total BS. They weren't even together that long, and she wants millions in payout?!?! She's a LOSER for suing someone for getting dumped. He didn't marry her. They weren't married! If the relationship was so abusive, why wait so long to say so?! And, pfft - he dumped her; doesn't sound like she was complaining before that … and bringing up 70s porn?! Who the ef cares?! That's not illegal, and it's a lot tamer than today's porn, so, clearly, such allegations are only to embarass him, which lends credibility to his position that she's whacky and desparate …
How anyone could sleep with this ugly piece of shit is beyond me.
Re: meatyard – Re: meatyard –
I am glad you know Liza. But, I know David and another ex girlfriend who name happens to be Paris, who did in fact sue David as well. They are still friends and David paid for Paris's nephew's education from pre school through college, just because he could. So you may think a talentless douch, but a man who does and has shown that he cares about his and the people he cares about children. The court will decide, and I hope Liza has a reputation and the history of being such a person…..
Did Howdy say? I am not the father, LOOK at my wingie it's less than 1 inch long and it is the diameter of a #2 pencil, come on now this tiny toy didn't impregnate anyone, even my sister won't do me?
He has an X baby mama???? Ew who would fuck that guy????
This guy's right up there with Kanye West on the horse's ass chart…
I loved CSI until this douchebag ruined it for me N.Y and L.V are great but miami stinks of orange pubes - good riddance