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Rock 'N Roll Grandpas Hit The Road

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The Dinosaurs of Rock tour is coming to a quarry near you!

Rock legends Aerosmith will be joined by the bearded fellas in ZZ Top for a summer tour across the states!

Irvine, CA, Kansas City, MO, and St. Paul, MN will be graced with the aging rockers presence with a slew of other dates to be revealed soon!

Will the two groups even make it through the whole tour???

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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86 comments to “Rock 'N Roll Grandpas Hit The Road”

  1. 1

    i so luv aerosmith, but back in the day aerosmith…u know before steven tyler was trying to look like a michael jackson impersonator…with all that plastic surgery im not too sure that he can hold up under the stage lights…they get really hot…

  2. 2

    first haha

  3. 3

    i sware if this office doesnt start to get busy we're gonna start to have trouble gettin entertained…lol

  4. 4


  5. 5

    shizz nizzle…

  6. 6

    alright im done…bored…

  7. 7

    perez should start playin their song crazy with posts about lohan….hehehe

  8. 8

    aerosmith rocks

  9. 9

    i LOVE Aerosmith! If they were touring by themselves, or with someone current, i'd go. But ZZ Top…no thanks.

  10. 10

    I'd still pay money to see them!!!

  11. 11

    Aerosmith and ZZ Top? They should come to NY dammit I would LOVE to see them

  12. 12

    He's 61 and looks fantastic for a drug addict.

  13. 13

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – haha he definitely should

  14. 14

    Oh hell Yes! Love the Aerosmith! They can rock your shit loose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. 15

    I hope I have HALF their energy and sexiness when I'm that old. What ’bout you, Perez?

  16. 16

    I LOVE Steven Tyler! Hey Perez, don't call him a fossil! :(

  17. 17

    Love love love Aerosmith. Of course they will get the tour done great.

  18. 18

    They may be old, but they still rock hard! I would rather pay money to go see them in concert than I would to see any of the lame ass bands that have the audacity to call themselves a "Rock" band nowadays.

  19. 19

    Not nice! These guys have been rocking long before you were a gleam in Daddy's eye Perez. Play nice.

  20. 20

    Why so venomous against Aerosmith, Mario ? Thats pretty shiteous. ZZ top i could gave a rat's ass about and almost tend to agree with you.

  21. 21

    Don't hate they are true rock pioneers. Just because you like shitty music - like GAGA and KP and other fuckery artists.

  22. 22

    I love Aerosmith!!!

  23. 23

    Oh and your gonna be a fossil one day too asswipe!

  24. 24

    Your an idiot Mario these guys were Rock sinsations when you were just a squirt in your fathers groin so get the fuck over yourself and theyre aging

  25. 25

    "I'm back in the saddle again!"

  26. 26

    make all the old jokes you want but all these guys are the only ones who can ever sound almost exactly like their cd…you know…who actually can play their own shit live. saw them a few years ago and they were amazing.

  27. 27

    Aerosmith is still hot. They take good care of themselves!!!!

  28. 28


  29. 29

    FUCKYEAH irvine!!!

  30. 30

    Hey, walk this way! They will be in my town. Going to get tickets. Can't wait. Don't care if they are grandpas. They still rock!

  31. Low says – reply to this


    Fossil?? You are a dick today Perez.

  32. midi says – reply to this


    no offense, Perez, but steve tyler is in better shape now then you have ever been.

    who cares about all the plastic surgery, he's got charisma on stage.

  33. 33

    Go Listen to Toys in the Attic or Get you Wings

    Stuff blows junk these losers bands come out with now, but I guess since it isn't lady BS it doesn't matter, by the way Pat Benatar is going to tour, she blows those lady BS bands mario promotes

  34. 34

    LUV them all.
    .This is how it is done BILLY BOB KNOB!

  35. 35

    Aerosmith Has Sucked ASS since forever.

    What an overrated garbage band. People who don't really know music like Aerosmith.

    It's Pathetic.

  36. 36

    Thats mean Perez… you suck! Aerosmith and ZZ Top are awesome!!! Don't hate.

  37. 37

    Those 'dinosaurs' can still kick arse Perez!

  38. 38


    pink its not even a question, pink on the lips of your lover…!!

  39. 39

    they are real pros and both groups give a great show

  40. 40

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – 1 - 7 Hey girl, that was a pretty good run you had going there!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

  41. 41

    Re: Bigdawg – #35 Bwwwwaaahhhaaaahhhhhaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
    Good one!

  42. chlyn says – reply to this



  43. 43

    I am most excited. Not about the ZZ Top bit, the Aerosmith part.

  44. 44

    Oh Perez ~ tsk tsk. All these guys will give you a run for your money and knock your socks off. They are so much better than the techno shit you are partial to.

    I have seen Aerosmith 3 times now, and during the first concert, Steven Tyler passed out a couple times… Once he was like running or dancing or something and just kinda ended up off stage in a heap on a table for a while. The band rocked on though - they never stopped. The sound was so distorted you had no clue what song they were playing exactly either. Everyone was smoking something, dancing, throwing frisbees, balls and drinking and it was pretty fun time.

    I wish we could replay that evening TONIGHT with all of you invited. You'd have a total blast… really.

    Thank you for allowing me to reminisce. Now Perez, quit being mean spirited. They are all the shit.


    Happy Easter Weekend Peeps ~

  45. 45

    That "dinosaur" can sang his mutha fuckin nutz off.

  46. 46

    One of the ZZ top guys was on Bones playing the father of the computer chick. He played an awesome guitar solo and has more talent in his pinkie then you could ever have. If you could store talent in ego Perez you'd be the most talented guy in the world.

  47. 47

    you should probably never insult steven tyler again… seriously.

  48. 48

    I saw them in concert in 2006 and they did fine. His voice is still fantastic.

  49. 49

    this is actually good music perez!! not like your shiteous lady gaga or katy perry they suck they don't have talent, you are an idiot perez

  50. 50

    I have to say that Aerosmith was one of the best concerts that I have ever been to. Those guys have more energy than most twenty year olds…..

  51. 51

    They put on one of the best concerts that I have ever been to. These guys have more energy than most twenty year olds…..

  52. 52

    I am so fucking there.

  53. 53

    So,, Tyler (who could run rings around you any day any time) is a fossil while Mick Jagger (who could also kick the shit out of you) is just fine? You're inconsistant; which will one day be your downfall. That or AIDS.

  54. 54

    Performing under the influence of Geritol.

  55. 55

    Re: Big Black Dick – Hey, BBD~ Happy Easter Weekend!

  56. 56


  57. 57

    Ummm I think I just threw up…

  58. @v@ says – reply to this


    These guys are true showmen. You'll get your money's worth, but spoiler alert - you'll see how a show should be done. Others will pale in comparison afterward.

  59. 59

    OMGGGGG Perez, you just made my YEAR!!! I love love LOVE them!!! :) I've seen them 9x in Detroit - now they BETTER come to Denver or I will die… or just make a Road Trip!!!!

  60. 60

    PS. No more dick doodles in Stevens mouth. Please. Haha. Lame, I know.

  61. 61

    "The Dinosaurs of Rock tour is coming to a quarry near you! "


  62. 62

    I would go see Aerosmith before I went to see that talentless freak Lady Gaga. Since when is running around half naked all the time considered talent????

  63. 63

    These bands are gods in the world of rock!

  64. 64

    I don't know about Aerosmith live, but I don't care what anyone says, ZZ Top live ROCKS! For a 3 man group, they can rock it like I've never seen. Was never a big fan, but I went with my mom to a show a couple years ago & am still in shock.

  65. 65

    Hey Mario really go fuck yourself you have no fucking knowledge about what good music is so go play your Gaga, Britney and Katy Perry cd's and when your done shove them up your ass because Aerosmith will be here long after there gone… asshole.

  66. 66

    Fuck you haters! Steven Tyler is a legend and all you do is rip the fact that he aged like ALL normal people do???? Pussies.

  67. 67

    Dinosoars or not…Aerosmith rocks!!!

  68. 68

    Re: Hmmm…. – u changed ur avie too…lol

  69. 69

    Best band ever, Mario. Don't you dare say anything bad about Steven and the guys–I've seen them too many times to count and they SHOW UP and ROCK for hours and they sound AWESOME every time!!

  70. 70

    Re: LizardKinG – Totally agree. perez is not allowing the word p***y in his posts, my last post had that word and didn't show up, but then I put another post without it and it showed up right away. CENSORSHIP!!!!

  71. 71

    Perez, don't be mad because Steven Tyler has waaaayyyyy more money and influence then you will ever have. Wait until you get OLD which you will and then talk shit

  72. 72

    They will not only make it but sound much better than Minny Mouse sounding Brit Brit.

  73. 73

    they are as old as fuck… and still hot. i'd tap it.

  74. Jeej says – reply to this


    Aerosmith is proof that old fucks can still rock out with their cocks out.

  75. 75

    Love You So Much, Steven! Named My First Born Son After You. He carries Your Legacy With Honor. Peace out. We Love You In Lexington KY

  76. @v@ says – reply to this


    These guys are out there because they love to play rock and roll. They already have enough money. They've had the chicks, and then some. All of these legendary rock bands have the lights, the smoke, the production, the stage show, and enough professionalism, classic tunes and mad skillz to blow your hair back for hours, and they often do. For hours. They're pros, right down to their toes, and they will cave your indie face in. Go, go, go, and learn.

  77. @v@ says – reply to this


    While I'm at it, ZZ Top is so driving tight with so much bottom end your feet will vibrate, and if you sit still you might rhetorically orgasm. I kid you not. If you like Nickelback or metal, you'll LOVE ZZ Top.

  78. 78

    I liked them…some of them like a couple songs they are old lol and steve ty has a huge ass mouth you could fit 10 dingerlings in that mouth lol.

  79. 79

    Don't be a fucking jerk, Perez. These two groups are legendary and have more talent in their little finger than you do in your whole body.

  80. 80

    He is So So So much better and has much more talent than the fools from our generation who try to pass their cr*p off for music we1 would spend our money on? No Way!

  81. 81

    wake up PEREZ if this guy is no good than neither is Debby Gibson (lol)

  82. 82

    Perez, more and more I get a little more bitter with you. At least they are still going and they are some of the best bands of our time considering the shit that is played on the radio now! Like Soulja Boy? Really?! Give me a break. At least Areosmith and ZZ Top have made it where as a lot of the "musicians" are out right now will be gone in a year.

  83. 83

    Such a shame. These dudes used to rock, back before they let those rappers fuck up their song.

  84. 84

    dude! i thought the rolling bones were the dinosaurs of rock.

  85. 85

    Aerosmith baby, woooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooo!
    They probably won't knowing them… Haha.

  86. 86

    Don't be hatin on Aerosmith, they are amazing!