saMAN Already Replaced Lindsanity???
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Samantha Ronson
Was Lindsanity LOLhan in fact truth-telling when she posted on her Twitter last Friday that "being cheated on does wonders to you"?????
Spies spotted saMAN at the now-infamous Charlotte Ronson party at the Chateau Marmont last week "clearly with another woman — somewhat of a Lindsay look-alike, but with very dark hair."
We smell trouble!
The source added, "They sure looked very cozy, if you know what I mean."
A friend of Ronson's also reported someone named "Cindy" matching the description of the Lohan look-alike leaving saMAN's pad on Sunday.
Could the source who snitched be LOLhan, perhaps????
We wouldn't put it past her!!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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You just can't leave it alone can you?
WOW, that was fast!!! LOL
BURNNNN to lindsay
awwww whata bitch…….GO GET SOME COCK LINDSAY PLEASE……I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND…..BUT I LIKE COCK OK
Great. She wants the "Drama" to be over, yet is publicly with another woman SO soon after the split? Let the DRAMA commence….
FUCK YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG, YOU PICK ON PEOPLE, YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT THEM AND THEN YOU WONDER WHY THEY END UP FEELING SO CRAP ABOUT THEMSELVES.
DIE ALREADY YOU FAT CUBAN PIECE OF SHIT!
Lindsay needs to go back to NYC and live low-key for awhile…then maybe she and Sam can regroup if they want to…after they've both had time apart. LA is no good for Lindsay right now.
can you relly blame saMANtha? i cant believe she put up the nut this long…she must have really low self esteem is all that i can imagine…i dunno, but if youre going to move on, try and upgrade a lil, get someone better lookin than blowhan…lol
WHY BUY THE COW WHEN YOU CAN GET THE MILK FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY LL THERE'S ALOT OF LESBIAN OUTHERE JUST GO COLLECT AND SELECT
LOHAN IS REPLACEABLE SO EASILY REPLACEABLE IN EVERY ASPECT OF HER LIFE….HOPEFULLY SHE'SS OD THIS LONG WEEKEND
Re: Uker – no this should say "DIE YOU PIECE OF LOHAN SKINNY DRUGGIE HAS BEEN LOHAN!"
where's the concerned old bitch granny, where's daddy, where's dina???
they are all white trash losers that should move to Alaska and "stay" with the Palin's….
Re: BBBoricua – #3 Later babe I'm outter here……….
We smell trouble or leaky fishy lesbian vagina?
Seriously?!?!
Loco Lohan was never even a real gay.
She is just..well loco.
I blame the parents.
Maybe if her mother would have been parenting her instead of staring at pictures of Loco online and making her dumbass TV show her daughter wouldn't be freaking out and acting like an ass.
It is pretty true that Loco has no one and is loosing it because she has no friends.
And her dad needs to stop butting in and deal with his own problems.
He is in no right able to save his daughter since he can't even save himself.
SaMAN needs a prize with taking this crap.
No surprise that she cheated.
She most likely woke up and thought: what the hell am I doing with Loco?!?! I am so out.
The End.
Dear Lindsay,
You see, you survived another day without that cheating piece of trash. You also survived another day of this shit online. Take my advise, the best thing for what ails you is a hair of the dog that bit you. In other words a nice fresh piece of fish to sooth your frazzled nerves. Now everyone knows you weren't just crazy. You were driven crazy by a cheating woman. It could happen to anyone. The important part is to save yourself now. Lay low. Gain weight. Look clean and like you slept when you step outside. The rest will take care of itself.
XXOOXX
Why can't Lindsay just be alone ?
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For God's sake Lindsay - Find urself !
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Ur 22 (almost 23) -
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Don't you think it's about time you began the search (2 find urself) ?
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Nosce Te Ipsum is more than just a quaint saying -
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There are many people who care about what happens 2 you -
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Peace be with you (Shalom Aleichem)
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Peace
Dr. M
MM
SaMan sucks. She's a ghoul.
So what you're trying to say is instead of Starkist that now she is eating Chicken of the Sea.
Yeah - all the lezbo's descended on Sam…she probably had someone lined up anyhow. She may enjoy her 15min…but Ellen D. is Queen by far and light years
ahead with looks and intelligence.lol
So you write a popular online gossip column; it's fun to read about these pathetic people and I expect you to be a ruthless bastard…but even still, wow dude, even when it looks like she's so way way down and out that people are worried she's going to hurt herself, you can't resist kicking her when she's down. How do you sleep at night doing what you do? Bad dog Perez, bad dog!
Re: MeinAZ – Agreed! Ellen and Portia are so happy and healthy together, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
It is probably Lindsay's sister!
Re: MeinAZ –
Agreed.
The only awesome lezbo is Ellen.
Since she like, oh Idon'tknow, showers!!
What is up with SaMAN looking like she rolled in some dirt with a hobo and Mathew M at a beach??!!
Ewh.
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Lord, samantha is UGLY, please don't tell me she has a great personality. another pretty lesbian/bi is attracted to her? why don't they just go after a guy? and now, you are going to pick on her constantly about it perez, cause you are soo mature.
my god, these fucktards are ruining my life too !! cause i keep reading all this bull shit here about these morons, and its irritating as hell !
go do some serious fuzz bumpin girl !
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OMG
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no way
ALready, didn't she see the US front cover article about how Lindsey is so alone, if Sam was a friend, she wouldn't be doing this, I guess she isnt L must have done something really bad, huh
I wonder what
I love her
Samantha was using Lindsay to further her own career. After she got what she wanted, she started to cheat on her.
Poor Lindsay.
Lelo needs to forget about SAMAN…… Way tooooo much drama. she needs to worry about her bank account and get some work. Clean yourself up Lelo, get off the coke, eat a good meal, and go get yourself some rebound dick.
What the H does this saMAN have that she gets all these hot chicks? saMAN is sure no looker, in fact she verges on homely, does she have a Super Tongue or what?
i still love you Lindsay
Sam is a big ass bitch
find a hot man to have good sex with
Girls move on fast. Ask Jodie……
I'm getting pretty bored with the homophobia/ misogyny that characterizes your representations of lesbians, women who don't contain plastic parts, and particularly this non-story, Perez.
However, since you seem to be clinging to this theme of late, perhaps you'd like some pointers on how to be even more of a douce? Please see: "Pssst: The Girl's Guide To Lesbian Cliches & Stereotypes," on Jezebel.
Who cares that Ronson dyke is a beast, and she'll fizzle soon. Lohan will pull right thru this, Go Gurl! Forget that nasty troll. Good Luck
Why do you really hate Samantha, Perez? (She's hot, to the right lesbian, at least.) Why can't you live and let live with her? Was it the lawsuit? Time to let it go sweetie. She's interesting, just like you. Why don't you try to be friends?
Oh the dramz…
both samantha and lindsay suck, end of story. PEACE
Wow, love how you deleted my comment FUCKFACE! Why, because I stated the truth??? I simply stated how is she suppose to get better with assholes like you saying the stupid shit you do??? 'Lindsanity'…honestly…
You get your kicks off of making fun of people, I get it, but aren't there situations where the public scrutiny of sick people is plain uncalled for and just sick in itself??? You, Mario, should really seek help for yourself; you got a lot of issues you need to work out. Perhaps from childhood? Maybe it's the fact that you can't get a date unless you paid him for the sex? I don't know…
The homophobia here is pretty insane. You homophobes like to put us gays under a microscope like we're entertainment to you. Lindsay is acting the way many humans act when they get dumped…she's rebounding. It's a little creepy how many 'straight' people here are interested in gay people, just sayin'. Now go get a life and stop obsessing about gay relationships already!
I have really mixed feelings about this whole thing. I am sure that she is already bangin someone else and for that she is a little witch. She could of at least had the dignity to lay low for a little while, but come on, its not like Sam has a lot of class or anything. I just watched an interview with her on myspace and she was goin on about her shoe collection and she was such a rambling idiot that I just had to turn it off. But at the same time I think that it is a good thing that she is being a little whore and hookin' up with someone else already becuz that way LL will be forced to face the end of their relationship. I think it is great that she has no other choice but to let go and move on. I would love nothing more than to see her move on. She needs to realize that they are OVER!! She will be able to pick up the peices maybe and start over and maybe focus on her career again. Its like that saying goes, CUT YOUR LOSSES AND MOVE ON…………..I know that she can do so much better in life if she would just move on and get over Sam. Sam has always had a weird hold on her though. I think that a big part of it is the age difference. Sam is a good deal older than LL and it shows. I really do think that that is one of the ways that Sam is always able to keep her cool in a way that LL isn't. Speculation I guesse but she, Lindsey, just needs to let go already.
If I was Lindsay I would not give a crap if that ugly broad wanted to bounce. She can find another one with more money and definitely prettier to look at. ITS SAMANS LOST LINDSEY!!
I'm glad their not together. She has enough drama in her life she doesn't need to be screaming at some other girl drunk at 3 in the morning she just needs a strong guy to get her back on track… and for the press to leave her alone!!!
Girl friend needs to go get boned ok?!?!?!
That's it - Lindsay's head has just exploded. She can't handle it! Muwahahahahaha!
Cheaters SUCK. If this is what happened, fuck you Ronson. I've defended you, but cheaters are the worst kind of scum. No wonder Linds is upset. Being cheated on is THE WORST.
as much as i don't like Lindsey Lezhan over here, she is too good looking for saMan and she could at least salvage her career as a B-list actor if she just ditched Man and focused on a career
I would still eat Lindsay until she squirts.