saMAN Is Sooooo Over The Dramz

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saMAN is done done done with Lindsanity Lindz Firecrotch La Loca LOLhan!

Ronson's only request?

"She just wants the drama to end," a Ronson family friend reveals.

"Lindsay is extremely protective and jealous and needs an enormous amount of attention, and it's stressful for the world to be watching them," says the source.

Ronson refuses to hop onto "the anti-Lindsay bandwagon" - most likely in fear of a Lindsanity epic meltdown, but saMAN also refuses to hop back into bed with La Loca!

"She is over Lindsay and over all the drama," the Ronsons' friend explained to reporters.

Looks like Lindsanity's claim that the two are only "taking a break" was wishful thinking!

And what about the restraining order???

Only a precaution against La Loca Lohan!

"They wanted to know what their options were if she does something crazy… Lindsay can be a loose cannon."

Loose cannon?

Understatement of the century!!!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 10, 2009 at 3:55 pm / Email this  »

    41 comments to “saMAN Is Sooooo Over The Dramz”



    1. 1

      Lindsay is hot but looney. Plus who cares!



    2. 2

      WOW…and why do we care about this???? DIVE ON A SPIKE ALREADY!



    3. 3

      Well she was dating somebody around 11 years younger who had very public issues. She shouldn't be surprised, but glad she finally got smart and got out of there.



    4. 4

      a loose cannon…a loose fire crotch…saMANtha might not be the best looking thing out there, but im sure that she can do way better than lindsho..



    5. 5

      blzh



    6. 6

      and that is a horrible picture of sam-tha-man…i dont know how good of a pic u can get of shim, but im sure there are better ones than that perez…hay-zues h christ!



    7. 7

      boring…



    8. 8

      Will people please stop giving importance to this nobody! STOP IT ALREADY! Lindsey made her

    9. Uker says – reply to this


      9

      PEREZ YOU AND SAM ARE BOTH TALENTESS SCUMFUCKS.



    10. 10

      This is getting boring! ZZZZZZZZZZZZ



    11. 11

      Do you ever think, not only am I reading Perez Hilton but I have an acct. to post comments too….
      comments about samAN nevertheless….

      ((((gunshot))))



    12. 12

      poor thing. i hope she hooks up with benji… i thinks shes a cool chick! i hope linds gets the help she needs…



    13. 13

      cue the suspenseful music….oh wait. i dont give a fuck



    14. 14

      Well, I'm for Team Sam!!! Congratulations, Sweetie - the first step is always the hardest. You can do SOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER than that self-absorbed, sense of entitlement, spoiled brat!!!



    15. 15

      Ok now that they are not together can we stop hearing about this nobody man-thing



    16. 16

      Enough about these 2, especially this nobody!



    17. 17

      Let's put the FUN back into dysFUNKtional!!!!!!!!!!!



    18. 18

      And we are SOOOOO over saMAN!!!!!!



    19. 19

      Re: FearItself – So true, a long time ago….
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



    20. 20

      WGAS?
      Honestly, are we still in high school with all this crap?



    21. 21

      Good for her..Lindsay is making herself so Loca and Immature



    22. 22

      Re: BBBoricua – Must be nothing else to talk about, He won't leave it alone, He's got his picture BOYS on overtime! :)



    23. 23

      ENOUGH



    24. 24

      I broke up with a "girl" who was a friend once and she was a "loose cannon". Can't imagine what she would have acted like if I was in a bed relationship with her because she tried to ruin my life, my husband's and my child's every chance she could. She was literally mentally ill. Cops had to be called to my child's school because she bribed a boy to claim I hit him and knocked him down when in reality, the boy was tormenting my daughter through bullying behaviors. Thank GOD a cop got her on tape stating she would "Do whatever had to be done" to get at me. It quieted down after that because the DA had a chat with her about her threats on tape. But I had to move to get away from her.



    25. 25

      LESBIAN FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    26. 26

      why won't lindsay just DIE already????
      FUKKK!!!!!!!!!!!



    27. 27

      Re: Hmmm…. – no.we are so over LOHAN and her crapola that she continues to do over and over for YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    28. 28

      Re: Uker – shut up DINA you skank.



    29. 29

      Re: magentapyramid – true true true at that!!!!!!!!!!!



    30. 30

      It's funny how he/she wanted her while her career was still at mega stardom status. It was probably all just a game to her/him, to see if she could get her to settle down, LOL. When this bitch is the reason why LL went DOWN so far in the first place. Her djing and her clubs and the whole coke/party atmosphere. This dyke is just a selfish bitch who doesn't wanna play anymore because she's already conquered the challenge, which is Lindsay and Lindsay is just too far gone drowing in her own insecurities due to the loss of her career and her self destruct tendencies due to the nature of this ridiculed, controversial and horrible relationship in the public eye and behind closed doors. This situation totally reminds me of Britney Spears and she really needs an intervention. I'm sorry Lindsay I can't be there for you! I honestly think you are amazing and you can get back on your feet if you just believe in yourself…Oh and lose that selfish dyke you're with!!! God he's ugly, LOL.But what are the odds she read this? And it's not like I could talk some sense into her anyway! But god I wish we had the old Lindsay back!!!



    31. 31

      I feel so bad, all I can say is Lindsay, it's not her you want, it;s something far better. I know girl these things take time and you will be so happy and revenge will be sweet I promise.



    32. 32

      I hate to defend Linds, but look at who raised her, and how much of her childhood she lost. It's hard not to be fucked up with that stuff! Plus becoming public in a gay relationship being a young, fucked-up, "starlet" (washed up now albeit). If I had that wacked out mom & lifestyle, I may turn batshit too!



    33. 33

      WTF….is SaMan some kind of hot shit now??? Lindsay could do better.



    34. 34

      oh, hypokrite. i thought you just said you hoped LIndsay would get help. One minute you are bashing her, and then pretending to care? You don't care about anyone but yourself Perez



    35. 35

      So, she's going to stop being a lesbian? Because there is no such thing as a lesbian that isn't dramatic.



    36. 36

      I'm Happy For Samantha!

    37. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Re: Novel1 – You didn't deserve any of that. I had a similar experience. You handled it the only way you could.



    38. 38

      okay seriously wtf perezzz!?
      i usually love you but not right now!
      the whole firecrotch shit is so stupid and insulting not only to lindsay but to other red heads.
      its so immature
      i hate paris hilton and that fugly douche bad that she was with at the time for saying it
      cause now its used by stupid assholes that have nothing else to do but to find something to say shit about to insult people!
      and this is why i want to dye my hair brown but since i'm still under 18 and under my mom's authority, she wont allow me
      yes it sucks
      but yea that just dropped my love for you TREMENDOUSLY ( and i probably spelt that way wrong!)

      so please perez,
      stop saying it!
      and ill love you again!



    39. 39

      Then quit going out, you dumb cheating bitch.



    40. 40

      Samantha, you can do so much better, Lindsay is a fucking piece of shit!



    41. 41

      I don't blame saMAN one bit.
      I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could.
      I would NEVER date or hook up with Lindsay.
      Just by looking at her she looks so obsessive and I would never put her in the "hot" category, ever.