Save Suri! The Indoctrination Begins

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Our sweet little alien princess is going down the rabbit hole, and there's no going back now!

According to reports, Suri Cruise is set to begin her Scientology training.

Xenu's precious pet is said to be enrolling in the New Village Academy, the Scoentology school started by Will Smith and his wife, Jada Plinko Smith.

The school is staffed by trained Scientologists and lists ‘study technology’ as a key curricular focus.

Can Suri's Catholic maternal grandparents intervene??????

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    Posted: Apr 11, 2009 at 11:40 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      Those people are absolutely nuts. Poor little kid. Does she ever get to wear jeans or shorts??



    2. 102

      Re: hyde30 – #102 hell im surprised that they're letting her have a chocolate cupcake…lol



    3. 103

      Suri will be sec checked for her cupcake. Hubbard was popping all kinds of pills and at one point very overweight, but he ran a tight ship when it came to his dupes.

      The reason Scientology is successful, is that it it has obscene amounts of money to use as bribes. It gets it by using a form of command hypnosis in the training, gradually making dupes believe there are great things just around the corner.

      It also employs an intelligence office, that sics PIs on critics and pays out hush money and makes sure the right people in government are bribed.

      David Miscavige, cult leader, is crazy about guns and weaponry. As the cult fades, I wouldn't want to be anywhere near him, because is a bit violent and nutty.

      I don't know about reviving Elron's corpse, but it would be a good super project for their new super powers building.

      They need some younger blood in the celebrity set, as the older loons are starting to be pathetic. With her high-level thetan powers, Kirstie Alley couldn't shed an ounce and had to pay Jenny Craig to keep her away from cupcakes, temporarily.

      And of course, everyone is waiting for Katie and the kid to escape crazy Tom, and Scientology, just as Nicole did. Tom was probably sexy and fun for about two weeks and after that it was all down hill.

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      104

      And everyone thinks Katie and Tom are good parents. They are nut cases. It's like watching Kindsay and Brittany. Just add Jatie to that lineup.



    5. 105

      The social service needs to save this kid and take her away from the Cruise family. They'll probably find some good foster parents.



    6. 106

      Ahhh, won't it be lovely when Suri hits 16, and her parents discover she's NOT the Chosen One?
      Y'know, when she has trouble breaking that bad bottle habit and starts dating Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.
      Oh to be a fly on the wall when Tom realizes he's not God, and his dopey wife didn't give birth to Jesus. :P



    7. 107

      Intervene? How and Why? They're not the child's parents and unless they can show some harm being done to Suri, it's none of their business. I'm not a fan of Tom Wacky Cruise, but legally the grandparents don't have a say.



    8. 108

      Re: Debaucherina – i'm a catholic :( lol … i hate when people tag one religion as bad when its just a few of the stupid preists that Rape, I've never been raped & I dont know any Catholic/Non-Catholic that has raped anyone or been raped !



    9. 109

      Re: vcomm – Thank You , finally someone who doesnt judge !



    10. 110

      Re: petiteCobaye – NOOOOO certain catholics are FUCKED UP and certain Scientologists are Fucked up… but not all !



    11. 111

      Re: Whoreticulture – #104.
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      MUAH!
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    12. 112

      TOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!! WITH A FACE LIKE THAT WHO CARE'S WHAT RELIGION SHE'S IN.
      LIFE IS FUNNY LIKE THAT MAYBE WHEN SHE GET'S OLDER SHE MIGHT WANT TO BE CATHOLIC/ CHRISTIAN………………. WHO KNOWS.



    13. 113

      Perez: I am sorry my niece goes to that school, It's not scientologist. It's a lovely school with a wonderfull program
      My brother Is very catholic and he chose this school for his baby because it had a program that covered everything a child needs in todays world. Including spanish, 1st generation latinos now have an advantage compared to non spanish speaking all americans.
      Just think about what you are saying.

      There are so bad catholics, and I am sure there are bad people in all religion.
      There are, were…and will always be sex predators,
      some teachers have also been acused charged and incarcerated for MOLESTING students, should school also be banned? LIKE some people say about the church?
      or doctors ? no hospitals?
      I think the school is great and I see why Tom and Katie would like that school for Suri.
      I don't get where people say it's scientologist….I really don't.



    14. 114

      So it would be ok for her to be brainwashed by another made BS group. Who cares what organization it is. How are her Catholic grandparents going to save her. Wouldn't they be worse?



    15. 115

      What a great thread.
      I hope people will take the time to read these comments.
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      Watch out who you are voting for as well.
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      Peace!



    16. 116

      Watch out for Applied Scholastics. This is the study technology they use. If you ask a school or preschool if they are connected with the Church of Scientology, they will tell you no. However, if you ask if Applied Scholastics is used, they will say yes.
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      Helps to ask.



    17. 117

      Re: SWEETPIECE! – #117.
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      THANKS FOR THE TIP, SWEET!!!
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      LG WAS UNABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN–LOL–BUT WILL FER SURE TELL ALL THE DIVINE OPPOSITE SEX COUPLES SHE CALLS FRIENDS!!!
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      LG'S GONNA TELL 'EM:
      "DARLINGS, STICK TO GYMNASTICS
      F*CK APPLIED SCHOLASTICS!!!
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    18. 118

      Scientology is a religion right? I do nto see why it is so bad. I mean, so many other things are worse.



    19. 119

      Yeahhh, like those pedophilic Catholic, child rapists are any better! Puhleeze! You wanna talk about a group of religious weirdoes? I see absolutely no difference between these two cult religions except no kids have come forth with rape charges on the Scientology front.

    20. Reecy says – reply to this


      120

      I can't say I'm surprised, this is right on schedule. Scientologists begin educating their children in the "ways of the world" right aroung their third birthdays. What does however surprise me, is the fact that they've even waited this long; Suri is obviously several months older than the whole Cruise clan has ever led on (remember her Vanity Fair photoshoot? That was NO three month old).



    21. 121

      Sorry, but all I can think about is how delicious that cupcake tastes…



    22. 122

      poor brainwashed little girl. That thing is a CULT and don't you dare call it a religion!



    23. 123

      LOL! Like Catholicism would be better! LOL!!! hilarious! Fantasy and delusion are fantasy and delusion. The Pope is a monster and a clown. Science and pragmatism rule!!! Freedom FROM religion, please! (well, other than celebrity worship, eh?) how about a Suri cult!!!?



    24. 124

      It's so sad that Suri has to be subjected to Scoentology at such a young age.
      They are so wacky.
      Children don't know better yet. They're just molding her into something she's not meant for.
      God Tom. Just because you can't come out of the closet doesn't mean your kid has to hide and suffer like you for all of these years.



    25. 125

      …At least they dress her cuter than those girls from the polygamy compound.



    26. 126

      Catholicism is every bit as crazy. Wake up P to the Rez.

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