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"Woman's tofu license plate curdles in Colo."

What's wrong with a little a tofu???? CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Woman's tofu license plate curdles in Colo.

One Colorado woman's love for tofu has been judged X-rated by state officials.

Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV's license plate. Her suggestion for the plate: "ILVTOFU." But the Division of Motor Vehicles blocked her plan because they thought the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane.

Says Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch: "We don't allow 'FU' because some people could read that as street language for sex."

Officials meet periodically to ensure state plates stay free of letters that abbreviate gang slang, drug terms or obscene phrases.

The 38-year-old Coffman-Lee says tofu is a staple of her family's diet because they are vegan and that the DMV misinterpreted her message.

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98 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



  1. 1

    I need that plate on my BMW

  2. Tiro says – reply to this


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    My…



  3. 3

    I love to fuck u. Haha!



  4. 4

    She should be able to have whatever she wants on it.



  5. 5

    hahaha



  6. 6

    Michael K had this DAYS AGO…I can't believe I still come here after visiting D Listed!



  7. 7

    I live in Colorado.. this sounds typical



  8. 8

    what? somehow i don't think sex and tofu are that closely linked.



  9. 9

    And we're not allowed to have profanity in this land of the free.



  10. 10

    That's what i thought it said when i first read it… ha



  11. 11

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    perez, stop swiping posts off of d listed dot com - he had this on from last week!
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  12. 12

    Re: Snuggies keep me snug and happy – You come here b/c your a LATE FAG………….



  13. 13

    HAHAHA!



  14. 14

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    so far ive figured out that your post will be screened out if you use the word c-u- n- t or another gossip website like d listed dot com- interesting!
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  15. 15

    haaaaaaaaaaa wow thats funny. ILVTOFU. i need that license plate



  16. 16

    thats for all the idiots spelling it out for us .

    and second, seen it 3 days agooooo.



  17. 17

    Someone in my city got away with 5hit (five not s). Hilarious!



  18. 18

    our local news had this on their website a week or so ago… still funny shit though lol



  19. 19

    4 days late Perez.



  20. 20

    I LUV TOFU TOO!!! LMAO



  21. 21

    It's Old News!
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    Everybody Likes A Good Fvck!



  22. 22

    fuck tofu i would rather have it say ILvTOFU..ck you!! ha thats hot



  23. 23

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – YUCK…….THIS little girl is the epitome of why people hate Americans…..



  24. 24

    Niiiiiice

  25. DC says – reply to this


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    SO LAME! omg



  26. 26

    " I LOVE TO FUCK" is what it says lol



  27. 27

    sooo funny! hhaha love it.
    i need one for my volks



  28. 28

    who cares,if people think it says fu,,k…since when are we pureitains



  29. 29

    it's the new " if you seek amy " controversy ….
    *sigh, sigh* you love making a big deal of stuff like this, don't you, mario ?



  30. 30

    What kind of Vegan drives an SUV? Seems odd…



  31. 31

    loves it.



  32. 32

    Re: SuperNovaTop – WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? IM LOST…



  33. 33

    Re: SuperNovaTop – PEOPLE HATE AMERICANS BECAUSE THEY EAT TOFU, OR BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SAY IT ON THEIR LICENSE PLATES? PEOPLE PROBABLY HATE AMERICANS MORE FOR HAVING AN IDIOT LIKE BUSH RUN THIS COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND FOR 8 YEARS..HELL I HATE THAT FACT.



  34. 34

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – Yes your are a lost little girl. I SAID YOU ARE WHY PEOPLE HATE AMERICANS…… Little priss girl who likes fraggle rock, with no clue on world views expect the distractions of hollywood. A girl who prides her imagine on being like celebrities she idolizes without relinquishing her own inner compass…..



  35. 35

    Re: SuperNovaTop – ACTUALLY I DONT LIKE FRAGGLE ROCK..ITS A JOKE…TWO IM 24…THREE, I LOVE MY INNER SELF A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN MY OUTTER…AND 4TH I CAN HARDLY BE LOST WHEN I HAVE HAD THE SAME JOB FOR 6 YEARS, TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, AND AM ONE OF THE MOST STABLE PEOPLE THAT I KNOW…SO IF U CALL THAT LOST THEN UR THE ONE WITH PROBLEMS…AND I DONT LOOK UP TO ANY OF THESE IDIOTS..THERE ARE MOSTLY ALL TRAIN WRECKS SO WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE LIKE THEM…MY LIFE IS MORE STABLE NOW THAN MOST OF THIERS WILL EVER BE…YEAH THAT SOUNDS PRETTY CONCEDED, BUT I THINK THAT MOST AVERAGE PEOPLE ARE MORE STABLE THAN CELEBRITIES…IM HARDLY A PRISSY LIL GIRL.. IM VERY ATHLETIC AND NOT HADLY AFFRAID IF I BREAK A NAIL OR MY HAIR IS OUT OF PLACE…



  36. 36

    I don't know what the hell they're talking about. Now if you seek Amy…….



  37. 37

    lol i thought the same thing

    I love to F.U.

    haha!



  38. 38

    What is wrong with these people
    they need to rat on everyone for the
    dumbest and littlest things lol



  39. 39

    Re: SuperNovaTop
    You sure just made a lot of assumptions. Assumptions are based on ignorance. If I had to guess why people hate Americans, I'd say it's because we're bullies ;)

  40. Laury says – reply to this


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    You're late Perez. This is old news.



  41. 41

    lmfffao i didn't even notice the tofu partt .. i dont think that she should have her license plate changed though! not fair and also there are two different ways of seeing this license plate and clearly it wasn't intentional.



  42. 42

    Hysterical!



  43. 43

    ahhh i love tofu! i didn even read it dirty til i read the article lol… but thats how i am i guess, i usually see the positive lol she should be able to have it!



  44. 44

    if we took everything that had double meaning out of context like that we would have a LOT of issues with a LOT of signs, labels, and everything else visible to the public.

    I think the fact that politicians have got their panties in a bunch over something so trivial as a license plate with a double meaning says a lot about our society. Shouldn't they focus on something more useful to the community besides prevention of idiots interpreting a simple license plate with their mind in the gutter.



  45. 45

    What is that bill of rights thing they taught us back in school?

    the legal system is butting heads with something as simple as some subjective letters on a piece of metal.

    Wow. Really, wow.

    P.S. Perez I fucking adore you. You are my only escape from the pathetic reality of this world. If I were to stick to reading the news I think I would cry.

    peace love



  46. 46

    Yeah FU is a staple in my diet as well….haha I love that plate. Yay for Colorado the home of my college I love you all natural freaks your so dirrty.



  47. 47

    I live in Colorado and this is SO over done…I don't know how it made the news in the first place, must have been a slow news day.



  48. 48

    OMG! My entire family lives in CO. They would have been fighting over that
    license plate! Take a number! LOL!



  49. 49

    OMFG, what hard assez.



  50. 50

    Tofu is suppose to be really nasty. But you season it right and damn that stuff is off the chain. But getting it right ain't easy!



  51. 51

    Ha~ I love to F you!!



  52. 52

    BULLSHIZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! My teacher has a car and it's letters (not by choice) say "STD"!!!! Can't THAT be interpreted wrong too? Seriously, this is gay. Lol, but that license plate would be hilarious, it could be interpreted as "I love to f*** you"! HAHAHA!!!!! That's a good one! XD



  53. 53

    Re: freddy2fan – GOOD POINT!!!!!!



  54. 54

    Wow!



  55. 55

    Oh that is so funny! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



  56. 56

    honestly i prob would have thought it read something explicit! but i wouldnt have a problem w/ it i thought it was hilarious!



  57. 57

    LOL - It looks like its says "I love to eff you"



  58. 58

    AHAHAH!!!!
    iluvtofu LMAOO.



  59. 59

    LOL AWESOME!



  60. 60

    BAHAHAHHA!!!!!! That's FUCKIN hilarious!!! I would've never thought of that. Ahhh. Funny shit funnny shit. ;)



  61. 61

    Re: Penny Royal – I love your avatar!!! WOOT WOOT NIRVANA!!!!!!!



  62. 62

    thats pathetic.
    don't diss tofu. (:



  63. 63

    You would think in America…..? You could choose to put anything on your license plate, as a vanity plate should be construed as a form of self expression as well a form of free speech…. I believe we still have that amendment in the constitution, of course that will be next to be changed right after they're done taking away all the rights from gays.



  64. 64

    Perez your are only a week to late on this item.. Get you lips off a cock asshole



  65. 65

    OH MY FUCKING GOD!! GIVE ME A MOTHER FUCKING BREAK!!!!!!!
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    I'VE GOT A PLATE THAT SAYS "ROCK IT WITH YOUR COCKS OUT!"
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    WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORD FUCK? IT'S JUST INITIALS FOR …..F.OR U.LAWFUL C.ARNAL K.KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!
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    DAMN! IN THE OLD STAYS THEY COULD PUT ME IN A PUBLIC SQUARE FOR HAVING CARNAL KNOWLEDGE. IN OTHER WORDS, I COULDA GOT IN TROUBLE FOR ADMIRING RYAN SEACREST'S TIGHT LITTLE ROUND BUTT!!



  66. 66

    d listed dot com had this on there last week….



  67. 67

    This country is really starting to get radiculous



  68. 68

    This was reported on msn.com LAST WEEK!!!



  69. 69

    that's what I saw when I first read it, but it shouldn't matter if that's what it means or not, it's still not explicitly saying any "bad" words so she should still be able to have it



  70. 70

    Re: SuperNovaTop

    Colorados' FUCKEd and I wish I owned a BMW :)



  71. 71

    hahahahaa i didnt even see the fu until i read the article it really just reads as TOFU. keep your minds out of the gutter mannn LOL



  72. 72

    I thought exactly what the state officials thought….I guess I have a dirty mind.



  73. 73

    yeah i defintely thought it said I love to F U! the first time i read it! way better than i love tofo, wtf? lol



  74. 74

    In Colorado's defence… I read it exactly as they were worried about. I didn't even think about TOFU.



  75. 75

    Re: jimmyjazz – wow, are you related to hole?



  76. 76

    ROTFLMAO



  77. 77

    I read the plate before the story and interpreted it the same way as the DMV! Besides, who the hell puts "I love tofu" on a license plate?



  78. 78

    I think that plate is awesome……



  79. 79

    It does look like it says something profane! A 38-year-old woman should have the brains to not put that on her license plate to begin with!!!



  80. 80

    Whichever way it's meant, its creative. I like it. LET HER HAVE THE DAMN PLATES!



  81. 81

    anyone tasted tofu, just the tofu? It's gross! I wouldn't initially interpret that plate as "I love tofu"…



  82. 82

    Re: SuperNovaTop – wow you are a sad person… are you just sitting there all day waiting for someone to pick on? or did you just want to flash a fancy word or two online because in real life no one ever listens ?
    n btw ilvtofu too



  83. 83

    Ha ha ha



  84. 84

    that's just silly!



  85. 85

    yep, that's America…HOME OF THE FREEEE!!!



  86. 86

    I too live in Colorado. This state has all kinds of asinine rules…

    And that is a fuckin awesome license plate, but not the tofu part… the F U part.

    MUAHAHA



  87. 87

    Go Vegan!!! GirlieGirl Army has so many tips on going glamorously green. Google us!

  88. Oma says – reply to this


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    I had a Ford Probe and could have "Probed" on my plates.



  89. 89

    INSTEAD OF ILVTOFU FOR I LOVE TOFU

    CHANGE TO

    ILVTOFOO



  90. 90

    Then why are there license plates out there that start out with VAG-***?

    Yeah, right, can't fool DMV.

    She should instead have her plate read BEANCURD, no? Or BEANCRD if you can have only 7 letters



  91. 91

    Hahahaha…. oopsies!



  92. 92

    honestly, it looks like it says "i love to fuck you". hahaha!



  93. 93

    Someone in Chicago has a license plate that just says TOFU on it. I just saw it recently! What timing….



  94. 94

    she should just get over it and change it.

  95. hqg says – reply to this


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    why can someone put fuck on the plate?



  96. 96

    Either way there are worse things out there other than loving tofu, loving to fuck or both. Is the catholic church in charge of DMV ? Come to think of it, waiting in line there is pretty close to hell.



  97. 97

    Ya, that's what I read it as too…
    I guess the CO DMV & me need to get our minds out of the gutter!
    XD



  98. 98

    Whoa colorado is crazy strict. My CA license plate is "WE(heart)TOFU" So I guess I'm good to go if I ever start that escort service I've been dreaming of!