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CLICK HERE to check out the video of the German woman who jumped into the polar bear exhibit at the Berlin Zoo this past weekend - during feeding time! - and was attacked by the hungry creatures.

We didn't understand what they were saying in that video, so we asked a German speaker and they translated it for us!

"Bitch be crazy," says our German pal. "They just be talking about how stoopid she is. And crazy. Realy crazy-like! They say they don't understand her bitchasness."

And neither do we!

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82 comments to “There's Video!!!!!”



  1. 1

    yeahh n u speak deutsche



  2. 2

    :) i was first, in this crappy new but i dont care :)

  3. aj says – reply to this


    3

    haha



  4. 4

    WTF??? WHERE WAS THE CRANE????



  5. 5

    i dont understand why people still dont pay attention to the damn signs
    but i at least she learn her lesson lol



  6. 6

    wow
    those polar bears are big and gorgeous (:
    i wish they bit her , weridope.



  7. 7

    what do I get if I translate it?



  8. 8

    NOT the definition of bitchassness, Perez. Not even close.



  9. 9

    This was barely interesting on Friday when it was news.



  10. 10

    Those nice polar bears were just trying to make the world a better place by getting rid of that fucking idiot.



  11. 11

    Stupid bitch! I do not feel sorry for her at all that she was bit and I hope that the zoo doesn't punish those poor animals.



  12. 12

    In the news it was reported that she was mentally handicapped and on an outing with other mentally handicap individuals. As shocking & "funny" as this is to some, she suffers from a disability and you people suck for making fun of her.



  13. 13

    lmao, dumb fat ass! what the hell was she thinking?!



  14. 14

    OMFG what an idiot!!! Does someone else know what it translates… or are they bsing us?



  15. 15

    what a fucking idiot! geez!



  16. 16

    THE BEAR BIT HER FAT ASS BUT IT WAS TOO BIG TO GET A GRIP ON!!
    THIS IS TOTALLY "EM- BEAR- ASS-ING"



  17. 17

    There's always been video dickhead. This has been available number of days ago. Wake up.



  18. 18

    That old ladies last name was "Seeman" XDDDDD



  19. 19

    at least they didn't harm the bears because of her stupidity



  20. 20

    My German isn't very good but all they say is that a women jumped into the polar bear exhibit and before one of them could eat her the worker were able to get her out. They also add that the reason she jumped in is still unclear but she is lucky that she escaped with her life…. i love the German word for polar bear… Eisbär.. literally Ice Bear.. too cute! :)



  21. 21

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH



  22. 22

    Wow!

    I saw this video, along with most of the known universe, last week.

    Mario, you really are slipping — badly.

    What next? Truman defeats Dewey?



  23. 23

    idiot



  24. 24

    She went there to see Knut, the male polar bear that she was enamored with..
    Hey Mario, there you go, you hate men, how about male polar bears???



  25. 25

    I don't know what German friend translated it for you, but he's an idiot. I am Dutch and I speak German fluently and the reporter is just giving a report about what happend and the boy and elderly woman are just talkin about the fact that the women fell/jumped in the water and that people tried to rescue her. Again, tell your German friend that he's and idiot!



  26. 26

    shes crazy!



  27. 27

    MABEY SHE'S BI-POLAR-BEAR!!!!



  28. 28

    The german translation is totally wrong, they said that she was mentally confused and they didn't insult her in that way!



  29. 29

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – #4 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!



  30. 30

    If your had not been so busy stuffing your fat ass with easter candy and bunny rabbit cake you would have been on top of this story this weekend. Where were you…. somewhere wearing a pink bunny suit and knocking down little kids to get to all the easter eggs?



  31. 31

    I'm betting that ALICE had something to do with this!Damn Alice that was mean to dare your buddy to try and wrestle a polar bear!



  32. 32

    who the fuck would be that stupid and jump in therE?
    easpecially when your fat and cant swim back out?
    hahah
    y o u t u b e . c o m /watch?v=jnBfQ5rRXU0



  33. 33

    hahahah

  34. bleh! says – reply to this


    34

    Ha ha, this is LAST WEEK'S NEWS.

    Typical of this shithole site, now.

  35. bleh! says – reply to this


    35

    Re: SmellyJelly

    Truman defeats Dewey", LOL, the way this site's gone to total shit, would anyone be surprised?

    Oh hey, Perez, is Castro dead again yet?



  36. 36

    Perez needs to stop partying, cuz this was news 4 DAYS AGO!!!!! Perez is slacking majorly.



  37. 37

    is that federers wife?



  38. 38

    The news broadcast in my town this a.m. was all about how this story has/had been labeled "polar bears attack woman," and how that was such a misnomer. They weren't attacking, they were feeding when she attacked their habitat. Bears will be bears.



  39. 39

    Bitch Be Crazy? what kind of an ignorant ebonized statement is that? Is this some third world retard giving the report? Wake up with these drop outs already they have already proven how ignorant they are, haven't they?



  40. 40

    "Bitch be crazy" "They just be talking about how stoopid…." Last I heard German people don't butcher English this bad with hood talk the way our own natives do. Try again, Mario.



  41. 41

    Crazy bitches! The whole fam is nuts!!



  42. 42

    would it be mean if i said i don't feel bad for her?
    what kind of idiotic person jumps into a body of water with polar bears?
    what do you expect, the polar bears are gonna hug you?
    no dumbass, you're gonna get attacked!
    god… what is this world coming to?



  43. 43

    Re: the last star – that was hilarious!!!



  44. 44

    Re: heatherrrRe: nikki625Re: lindsaynicolex3Re: heatherrrRe: the last starRe: briannax21 – My god i fucking loved you´re comments almost died from laughing sooooo hard you guys are soooooo funny .



  45. 45

    cant get enough !!!!



  46. 46

    Is it wrong that I've been hysterically laughing at this? She was a hefty gal she would have feed all those polar bears



  47. 47

    in this pitic picture it almost seems as if the one polar bear is helping her but in the fotos below it totally atact her lol



  48. 48

    *dead* @ "Bitch be crazy"



  49. 49

    Re: aj – You is this bear's chew toy baby!



  50. 50

    Re: Rodiggity – not wrong at all……most of us were giggling watching this on the news at 6:30 this morning…..perez is the only tool surprised to see a video twelve hours later



  51. 51

    Re: Big Black Dick – xo big daddy ;)



  52. 52

    Craaaazy!
    *
    Re: the last star – #27 LMAO!!!



  53. 53

    well, this translation is nowhere near anything that was said in the news clip. if you want a correct translation, holler^^ btw: the woman is still in intensive care…



  54. 54

    No shit there's video, dumbfuck. We all saw it over the weekend. You need to step it up Pervez, the shit you're peddling is as stale as hell.



  55. 55

    wow, perez gets fooled by a "german speaker"….lmao

    it is all so wrong what you are writing, and FINALLY (probably the last page in the universe) the video came here.

    you are so far from news… maybe you noticed: they built a statue on liberty island, and they call her "lady liberty"!



  56. 56

    ok….you are really getting desperate now…..ads right on the thread links???………wtf



  57. 57

    I heard she is special needs and impulsive - sad - where's the care provider?



  58. 58

    I wish that stupid bitch would have gotten eaten.



  59. 59

    who was the translator Becky Buckwild from I Love Money 2? she says bitchassness all the time!



  60. 60

    bitch deserved to get bitten



  61. 61

    CRAZY



  62. 62

    Re: traroxursox

    HAHAHA



  63. 63

    demented germans arien lunatic oh i want to swim with the bears who in their right mind is so mentle !!!!!



  64. 64

    Bitch deserved it. Polar Bears are wonderful creatures, and that stupid woman looked fat and delicious to them.



  65. 65

    What a fuckin' moron!!



  66. 66

    what a stipd bitch if you jump in their enviroment at feeding time you deserve to die for being a fucking idiot, I did lmao however cuz they couldn't pull that fat bitch's ass up cuz she weighed about 300 lbs.



  67. 67

    wow. look at that dirty ass water, nasty environment they have there. but what can you expect as the zoo? these are POLAR BEARS, not fuckin fish!!

  68. epic says – reply to this


    68

    Re: squatspot – actually the "most shocking" part in this is that she was with her husband and kid(s) as far as i have heard.

    dramatic seconds in the berliner zoo. a woman hangs on the rescue rope in the middle of the polarbear compound. incomprehensible. and that while their feeding time. the rescue ring breaks, the obviously mentally ill women plummets into the water again. one of the bears snaps her immediately.
    at the last second she's reached by a second rescue ring and the women survives.
    boy: "suddenly the women hung there. but at first all of the zoo keepers ran there"
    woman: "several zoo keepers tried to deter the bears with rods. so the woman won't be harmed."
    while feeding time polar bears are usually very aggressive, that this visitor escaped death; a lucky break on good friday.
    the reason for why the woman jumped alone into the water is unknown yet.

    (fuck your german translator)



  69. 69

    What's pathetic is all the douches on here leaving comments saying how much perez sucks or that he's late on news, seriously?

    if you don't like it, don't get on here

    it's so pathetic to see people waste their time, and then think they're cool doing it

    and i highly doubt the german translation was supposed to be serious

    if she is mentally handicapped someone should've been there to stop her from getting so close

    the bears are just doing what they know how to do, EAT FOR SURVIVAL



  70. 70

    Thats a bad translation the worst I've ever come across, LOL. Perez I can be ur German translator anyday. I can actually translate real words that are being spoken. kekeke..



  71. 71

    All you people commenting on how stupid this woman is, and that she deserved it… this woman has serious mental problems, she's been suffering from depression and been on medication for a long time.
    Before you go judging, perhaps you you should stop and consider the fact that there might be a story behind it…



  72. 72

    Them germans sound wacky like Nazis.

  73. epic says – reply to this


    73

    Re: Suvine.com – and you sound like a KKK-member.

  74. epic says – reply to this


    74

    Re: Aralyn – yes the story is that this mentally ill women jumped into 4 polar bears in front of children. so ask them in about 15 years what this incident did to them, will you? it's nice to excuse inexcusable incidents with "metally illness" but someone has to stop it before innocent people are getting involved, otherwise it's infective.



  75. 75

    I m German. The German papers say that she s a 32-year old divorcee, that has a record of mental illness (severe depression). She was ALONE at the zoo, her husband and her child were not with her when she jumped. She s still in the intensive care unit. will, however, survive according to doctors' statements.

    Nevertheless she will have to face a court indictment for "breach of domestic pease/unlawful entry".
    She was LUCKY that several zoo employees were near when she jumped cause it was immediately BEFORE the animals were to be fed. And she was lucky, they say, thast the female polar bear attacked her from BEHIND and not from the front side…
    The zoo does have no intention of erecting still HIGHER gates cause they say someone really DETERMINED to get to the animals such as mentally disturbed people they will find a way to anyway. Which I think is right…



  76. 76

    Re: epic – LOLL!!!! I speak German, and was about to say the same thing! LOVE IT!!!!!!!

    I don't know who the fuck translated it for Perez, maybe himself just to get more comments on how idiotic he is!!!!



  77. 77

    Re: epicRe: epic – You're right! But how can you figure it out? Some of them look normal, you can't see that they need help, or predict what they're about to do. It's traumatizing to see something like that, but what can one do when something like this happens, except maybe look away?? Especially when you can't help, like in this case.



  78. 78

    ALSO, SOMETHING FOR THE DUMB FUCKS WHO SAY THAT SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN EATEN BY THE POLAR BEARS: I BET YOU WOULDN'T BE TALKING LIKE THAT IF YOU'RE MOTHER WAS IN THAT POSITION!!!!!!! FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!



  79. 79

    Perez, you need to get a new German translator….the guy you asked seems like an idiot….I mean, he didn't even translate what the people said. And they weren't just constantly speaking about how crazy the woman is….they were describing what happened. They did mention she was mentally unstable, but that wasn't the main focus. They at no point made fun of her or called her stupid.
    Not your fault Perez, just get rid of that horrible German pal. He probaly couldn't translate from German to English properly if his/her life depended on it. ;)



  80. 80

    haha thanks!



  81. 81

    they should have just left her there



  82. 82

    aww, cute little deutsch boy :D