This Is For The Club Kids!

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We did this for the children!

The Queen of All Media is thrilled and honored to be a part of legendary DJ/producer Larry Tee's new EP, a double-sided release featuring Perez on My Penis and Miz Amanda Lepore on My Pussy.

We want to see your bitches do some dance-offs, throw shade, vogue battle, and enjoy the fierceness of My Penis and My Pussy.

Send us your videos!!!!!!!!

The EP is out on iTunes now and it features some amazing remixes by the likes of Ultraviolet Sound, aout6, Tom Budiansky and more.

Check out the original version of My Penis below.

And….

CLICK HERE to download your copy today!
CLICK HERE to download your copy today!
CLICK HERE to download your copy today!

    Posted: Apr 14, 2009 at 8:45 pm / Email this  »

    322 comments to “This Is For The Club Kids!”

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    1. 1

      LOL!!! Oh my Gawd!!!
      Download??? Not now, not eva!!!



    2. 2

      HAHAHA. NICE. I LOVE ALEXANDRA.



    3. 3

      That is by far the dumbest shit I have ever heard!



    4. 4

      ha! looks fun



    5. 5

      ewo



    6. 6

      This is a great surprise! :D D



    7. 7

      this is bitchin



    8. 8

      separated at birth?



    9. 9

      Oh God - could you sink ANY lower?



    10. 10

      Re: Diandra – Ugh omg please shut the fuck up. If you don't like Perez, don't come to PEREZHILTON.COM. Fucking moron.



    11. 11

      Re: mamajud – I was JUST thinking that - it was my next post. Great minds . . .



    12. 12

      lololol



    13. 13

      Re: Diandra – Well done - I hope Perez reads your post and all the other losers who want to know why we hate on him. Very well said.



    14. 14

      Fierce, bitch.



    15. 15

      Very HOT!!!!!!!!!!!! I luv Larry Tee!!!!!



    16. 16

      You are both FREAKS



    17. 17

      cue: the haters!



    18. 18

      u look so nice in this picture perez!!
      :)



    19. 19

      You are fucking retarded Mario. Nice photoshop job on your fat face….and to think you critisize real celebs for being photoshopped.

      You have stooped to a new lever…I hope you die a painfull aids filled death you raging fucking sorry excuse for a human being. Would someone please find Perez and punch him in that fat face of his? Please?



    20. 20

      what??? Mario u better update my dam avatar and stop frontn, theres nothing wrong with my pic, lil bitch



    21. 21

      Loves it



    22. 22

      who cares about lame gay "music"/(culture) mario…….??



    23. 23

      nice eyes perez.



    24. 24

      IF YOU DONT LIKE PEREZ HILTON THEN DONT FUCKING COME ON HIS WEBSITE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
      STOP TALK SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT HIM
      SERIUSLY
      GET THE FUCK OFF IT YOU HATE HIM
      HE DOSENT MAKE YOU VISIT HIS WEBSITE
      IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM THEN FUCK OFF YOU RETARDS .

      GO TO FUCKING TMZ OR FIND GOSSIP SOME WERE ELSE

    25. Uker says – reply to this


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    26. 26

      Gunther is much better



    27. 27

      i like it…but i'm a wierdo :)



    28. 28

      Re: Diandra – you fucking rock, i am your humble servant.
      ..
      love always
      the fucking saw man
      ..
      ps fuck off hole



    29. 29

      Perez Hilton, you're an idio.



    30. 30

      Re: Diandra – then get the fuck off his website.



    31. 31

      Re: Brian Carlos – lol…exactly.



    32. 32

      Kids, why you hatin' on Perez?
      GTFO of his site then.

      Thank you, come again (:



    33. 33

      Re: kcp1967 – fuckin chill.



    34. 34

      u know what i dont get… is how come there are soooo many haters of perez?
      like in every post u guys find someway to bash him. hes just the queen of media! leave perez alone!!!! no im jk about the chris crocker shitt. but seriously, perez rules!



    35. 35

      this was well put I have to agree with her
      Dear Perez:
      I have a huge fucking problem with you. And I am going to post this on all your shit until you fucking read it, which I doubt as you are too busy trying to become a celeb yourself. You are the ultimate media whore, no one else. A year ago you would have all the latest gossip right away, post about all celebs and we wouldn't see the same shit over and over again just re-written about the same 10 people. You are more into yourself than your job. I don't want to hear about yourself, y our fans anything. I am here to read the dirt on celebs that I could have just read on sky news showbiz anyway, you are retarded. You criticize people for being "fat" yet you yourself are no fucking saint yourself, you look like a pig. Youa re what? 35? You aren't aging well if you are younger. Yet you constantly hit on 20-25 year olds. Vanessa Hudgens isn't ugly, you are just pissed off she is dating someone who wouldn't ever look at you. You criticize T.R Knight for being a pedo, yet youwould shag Zach, or Robert in ten seconds given the chance



    36. 36

      Re: Mistress – suck a dick bitch.



    37. 37

      I love it, you look great and I love to follow you on twitter



    38. 38

      Re: Brian Carlos – i agree, bb. :)



    39. 39

      You are a complete and utter loser who probably never had any friends, so now all you want to do is become friends with celebs. You criticize Miley Cyrus and what not for "dressing slutty" god, walk down any highschool halls and you will find she isn't actually that bad. You report on random english celebs, yet forget about the rest. No one actually cares about Jade Goody and we're all sick of hearing about it. As we are with the Rihanna case, we get it' it's sad. But stop writing about it every 4 minutes so that people have more to read just so that you get more clicks. Get a real job if you aren't going to put 100% into this. Because your career in the entertainment industry will just fail.
      PS LOL AT PHOTOSHOPPED PIC OF YOU, YOU WISH YOUW ERE THAT THIN
      and Im no hater I just hate that he picks and chooses who he say nasty things about like he makes great comments on men and insults woman and Linsay Lohan ALL THE TIME except for the gay ones



    40. 40

      photoshop much, fag?



    41. 41

      Re: Diandra – LOL at Perez being super successful and you being a bitter whore.



    42. 42

      Ok.. Perez.. I usually support you and think your best but this is shit.. What were you thinking.. ?? Sorry Perez.. It sucks so bad! I am actually shocked that you would put your name on such trash..



    43. 43

      Re: Diandra – hey you made your point……….but to diss jade thats wrong………



    44. 44

      Re: Diandra – I copy and pasted it its hilarious I love reading his blog I dont like reading his comments cause really theyre so wrong in everyway

    45. missB says – reply to this


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      I LOVE IT!!! where can i hear amanda's??



    46. 46

      Um no offense or anything Diandra, if you hate Perez so much then why even read his blog in the first place? This blog is for people who enjoy reading it. You must be pretty stupid if you are complaining about him right now when YOU are reading his stuff in the first place. Atleast Perez is making something of his life unlike you who are just complaining because he's become successful and enjoying himself while doing so. GET OVER YOURSELF kthx



    47. 47

      man…people need to chill. its so sad to think that people can be this hateful over a song. its really not that big of a deal. Its Perezhilton.com if you dont expect a little info on perez you can read your monthly subscription magazines and be 30 days behind everything instead. whew.



    48. 48

      …not a chance in hell Perez. In fact, they'd probably use this to torture you in Hell, forcing one to listen to it for eternity.



    49. 49

      that was the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard
      but that isn't a bad thing!
      hehehe.



    50. 50

      Anybody else think GAYrez HIVton loo,s just like John Merrick, AKA Elephant man ?
      Seriously, it's embarassing !



    51. 51

      get it 2gether Perez. u're not a "celebrity" u're a celebrity blogger who dishes dirt on them . now u're becoming one of them and u're losing ur identity and what got u here. 7 million hits a day is not because we want to hear garbage like this or see ur defunct "clothing line"?? U'RE NOTNOTNOT A CELEB. do what u do best and that's dishing the dirt or else 7 million hits will join ur clothing line!!!!



    52. 52

      OH GOD! SHE IS SO GROSS! I CAN'T STAND HER! EWWW.
      PEREZ, DUDE, GO BACK TO POSTING EXCLUSIVES INSTEAD OF WHORING YOURSELF OUT.



    53. 53

      Re: thenewdrama – Well I would but you're too busy with it up your ass.



    54. 54

      TO EVERYONE HERE WHO IS DISSING PEREZ.
      fuck you.
      Get a life please? Perez happens to have one and is making a pretty good job with it. Your all just fucking jealous cause he has gotten somewhere. IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEREZ THEN WHY READ HIS BLOG. Oh I know the answer… cause your wankers? and morons, and pretty much everything bad. Get over yourselfs. Please? Seriously your just making yourself look bad. Not Perez, the only people who will read your disses are the FANS of Perez and Perez himself, and since perez runs a gossip blog I'm pretty damn sure he won't care about what YOU think of him. Got it? Kthnxs



    55. 55

      Re: Brian Carlos – Why should Perez be free from criticism you fuckwit??? He makes good money from this site and from the "fans" he used to have before he sold out.
      It's a commercial fucking enterprise and he couldn't give a fuck about the people he walked over on his way.



    56. 56

      Dude, grats on getting in shape over the last year…seriously!



    57. 57

      Re: JigSaw – Hey Mr Saw - where's the missus?



    58. 58

      Re: Mistress – fucking perez, fucking with us, his lotal people who made him, fuck him, really just fuck him



    59. 59

      Perez is a star. I want this as my ringtone! Haha. He only says what you want to, but cant. You cant hate the man for that!



    60. 60

      Re: Diandra – I totally agree with your first post

    61. Joker says – reply to this


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      hahaha!
      nice!
      I like The Clap better though



    62. 62

      Re: Malia! – LOL - if you dont have a clue honey then dont embarras yourself by pretending you do.
      Entertaining though.



    63. 63

      Re: Brian Carlos – You, honestly, give Perez supporters a bad name.



    64. 64

      OH, and btw, you have a worse photo retoucher than Eminem!!!!!

    65. aj says – reply to this


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      pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.



    66. 66

      Good to see all Perez's "fans" are supporting the cause. LOL
      Have a great day/night people.
      Mistress out.



    67. 67

      I love my cock.



    68. 68

      perez, love the love, but love the hate even more
      because when they are hating, it means they are jealous.



    69. 69

      Re: Wanna Milk Me?Re: mamajudRe: Mistress – What up bitches? I think the fag has it backwards, he's got the p u s s y and whatever the fuck that thing on right is probably has a dick!

    70. aj says – reply to this


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      Re: Brian Carlos – there's no gossip here idiot! just regurgitated shit from the real sites. newbie, you'll learn.



    71. 71

      Re: Malia! – it's all about the hate baby…what don't you git?



    72. 72

      Re: Mistress – well she bent me



    73. 73

      Re: tellall – well at least someone does



    74. 74

      Ultra Violet Sound =]



    75. 75

      wow how did that bitch get so sexy? I must find her secret!



    76. 76

      Re: Mistress – Wow. Just wow, well I thinks it's time you went to bed sweetie, get all that bad energy out your system… then come talk to me with a … nice voice okay hunny? Or maybe you could go run off and start a club against Perez. Sure you could get LOADS of fans but honestly… no-one would care.



    77. 77

      Re: kcp1967 – shut the fuck up, talking about aids like it's just an epidemic combined to a fucking group of people who's sexuality is different than yours. fuck your stupid ass



    78. 78

      Re: Urafag – bitch ass homophobe hiding behind the internet, hahahahahahahahahah



    79. 79

      Re: Mistress – i wish they had the little thumbs up over here :)



    80. 80

      Re: Wannabehack – fuck you stupid pansy, me and all the rest of the homos will see your ass in hell anyway



    81. 81

      I actually liked this! Ha, ha! :)



    82. 82

      It's a CELEBRITY GOSSIP WEBSITE. Perez is gonna be an ass and post shit on people. Okay, so if you hate him that much don't come on the site. It's that simple.



    83. 83

      anyone who even comes on this shit to talk shit about perez like he actually gives a shit about what your pathetic ass says, is honestly retarded. perez has made a name for himself doing what he loves, and you've posted probably over 10,000 entries on his website and whored him out even more. if you hate him just GTFO dumbass, you don't need to come here to talk shit about him when you're actually just supporting him, how retarded is that? do you see your own hypocrisy? just don't even come on this website. Perez just doesn't give a fuck, and though some of his posts are repetitive and annoying, you don't have to read them, you can move the fuck on. and Perez is looking better lately, and Amanda Lepore is one crazy bitch and i can't wait to hear this shit. everyone else go die in a hole



    84. 84

      Re: Wanna Milk Me? – teets!



    85. 85

      Re: Andrewcifer – awh shit, we are gonna fuck now arnt we, and guess who is going to lose, the answer is YOU, now die and go away



    86. 86

      Re: Andrewcifer – go die in a hole, are you hole, fuck you



    87. 87

      Re: mamajud – I don't because thats stupid, I would be stupid if I read Perez's blog just to diss him… so guess what that means!?… Your stupid.



    88. 88

      Fatty are you resorting to a photoshop diet to get rid of that double chin?



    89. 89

      Re: thenewdramaRe: Brian Carlos – Why don't you fags get a room? Oh & BTW, EAT A DICK MUTHERFUCKA'S!



    90. 90

      Re: whisperrachel – Um sweetie… if you hate the stuff he says …. that means you hate him…. And if you didn't hate you wouldn't be repeated what miss diarrhea said.



    91. 91

      Re: JigSaw – lol jigsAw u aren't even makeing ne sence rite nao



    92. 92

      Re: aj – The Love Slug misses you!



    93. 93

      That pic is photo shopped. That is a skinny persons face!



    94. 94

      Re: JigSaw – oooh you left me quaking in my boots… YOU fuck off.



    95. 95

      Re: Mistress

      Hey Sweetie!!
      Glad to see you're back - making new friends :D LOL and being your usual charming, witty, sarcastic self!!!
      I've missed you - this site has severely gone down hill since he last time we spoke:(



    96. 96

      LOL why do people HATE so bad. Even if you were ugly as fuck, fat as fuck, or crippled with no limbs..anyone that has something to say about it is just wrong.

      you got fame galore, great job! Mission accomplished.

      keep it up! you started this blog for fun and for yourself, whatever anyone has to say about what direction you are going with it, is bullshit



    97. 97

      Re: JigSaw – fuck your illiteracy, and your stupid icon and name. fag



    98. 98

      Hi Perez. I just wanted you to know that you're looking really good, better than before. Have you been losing alot of weight? You look really good.

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      Re: Big Black Dick – I take the memory of the slug with me errrrrynight dawg! immma so warm now!



    100. 100

      Re: Brian Carlos – thats exactly what i was just thinking like dont fucking come on here and be an asshole like noone asked your god dam opinion hahahaa.

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