After divorcing his wife and then getting dumped by Madonna, Alex Rodriguez is now dating a Real Housewife.
Madonna's former sex toy and "Real" New York Housewife Bethenny Frankel, Bravo reality tv star, were seen sharing an intimate dinner on Friday in Miami.
Frankel, of course, denied everything, saying, "No, I've never been in the same room with him [Rodriguez]… Can it be George Clooney? Can't it just be the celebrity I want to be aligned with?"
Nope, it's just the village tricycle!
P.S. She's probably the one starting these rumors herself, just to deny them and hump the attention.
[Images via WENN.]