Auditioning for New Moon?
Filed under: Kirsten Dunst
We've got to wear out sunglasses as we write this post.
The ever so lovely Kirsten Drunkst was spotted yesterday shopping around in Hollywood with a gal pal.
Perhaps the talented Kiki should try out Lindsay Lohan's new tanning line?
The glare from Kiki's legs is frightening!
We'd rather see Drunkst in an oompa-loompa Dina-orange than looking so pale and sickly.
Then again knowing Kiks, she probably thinks she looks hawtt like that.
What do U think?
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 15, 2009 at 1:00 pm
just because she won't die of skin cancer or look like she's 75 when she's 40…pale is HOT
fucking asshole… it took u long enough to sign me in… bastard.
scratch that, natural is hot, not overdoing it, being happy in your own skin, that's sexxy
Aahhhh don't destroy 'New Moon' with your crappy presence kirsten aka has-been. haha that goes together.
She is fucking disgusting…She looks like she is made out of Elmers Glue
So why do us pale chicks have to risk skin cancer or paint ourselves orange to look 'healthy'?
Why say such mean things about her?
She didn't even do anything bad!
Drew Barrymore, in the pic you were gushing over a few posts ago, is even paler than that, but you thought she looked great. Make up your mind.
I think she looks fine. She doesn't look "sickly" at all! I'm glad to see so many actresses these days embracing their paleness.
Umm FUCK YOU that makes you sound like a major twat. Being fair skin beats that stupid fucking orange greasy look any day. Fair skin is classic orange fake tan is trashy as all hell. And oh yeah none of that pesky skin cancer. Dumbass.
That is Not Hot, her veins are showing through those transparent legs. Sun is Free kiki!
I have the same skin type….there is nothing you can do about it. I tried tanning booths, lotions, sprays…it all looks super fake. Were not all blessed with that latino skin Perez. And i have to lather up with sunblock in the summer or else i will completely fry.
natural is hot. her skin looks fine. find something else.
she is naturally fair, wayyy better than fake tan
she looks fine leaver he alone
Why are you so mean to her? She is so pretty and has had way more success in her life already than most of us will ever see. Just because she doesn't want to smear some chemical all over her skin to look like Orange Oprah doesn't make her an unattractive woman.
so white
Also….i feel picking on a really pale person is the same as picking on an african american if they're skin is super dark. love the skin you're in!
OH I LOVE HER SHE IS SO GOOD AND JUST CAUSE SHE IS NOT ALWAYS OUT MAKING A FOOL OF HER SELF DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO HATE ON HER
What is wrong with you, Perez? You want everyone to look like your ugly fat ass?
It's not cool to hate on people for being super fair… you would never post a picture of an african american celebrity saying they were too dark…or not dark enough.
Chicken white legs… there are some color panties you know !
Why do you always hate on her? Everyone takes bad pictures here and there and these aren't even bad! So what? Shes white, big deal! Jesus….everyone has to be tanned orange in your world? Its a vampire flick anyway, her color is perfect.
Why the fuck should everyone have a tan in order to be considered attractive?
She has lovely alabaster skin, and she probably will age a lot better than someone who is frying themselves daily or spraying crap on their skin in orde to make people like you not rag on them
Short sighted and really dumb way of thinking
Nothing wrong with being pale and healthy. Skin that is real is beautiful… Perez is such a freakin' loser.
yuck
I would have chose a better purse..whats that about…?
how racist can u possibly be….i wonder what would happen if i ragged on someone for being too black, like omg, i can't even stare at him, cuz he looks like poop…
she is a beautiful white girl. nothing wrong with that!!!!
Don't encourage fake tanning. It ruins your skin. PALE IS IN.
*Nicola Roberts of you beloved is a prime example!
She looks fine!
would you tell a dark latino or black person to stay out of the sun or bleach their skin to look lighter???
there is NO need to work that hard at trying to look tan
i have very very fair skin and its really not cool to make fun of something we cannot help.
so please perez, dont promote skin cancer…you should be making people feel comfortable in their skin no matter what color it is.
pale is totally the new tan. maybe she needs to make her hair darker though, she kinda blends in with her skin.
Pale is Hot, much healthier. No skin cancer for her!
Re: Not dead after all – #1 AGREED ….MARIO YOU SUCK DIE OF SKIN CANCER ALREADY….
Bet you wouldnt be as quick to comment on a really dark black person, but because shes white you think you can say whatever you want?
you fat racist prick
c'mon, what's wrong with being pale? Sunless tanner can look gross on really pale people, and do you really want to harass her for not tanning? Some people are just pale. Get over it.
Miley, Kirsten, Lindsay, Tori etc, etc, etc…. Mario, is it possible that you have a problem with ALL women after all?
There's nothing wrong with her porcelain skin. But the bleach-out-of-her-mind head's got to go.
Pale is hot
She's adorable! Why rag on her? What's wrong with being pale? I would rather be a little pale than have skin cancer by going to a tanning bed every week.
So you think Dita Von T is darker?
Oh.wait. she's your friend so it's ok…?..
lame
she's pretty and talented… shut up, perez! so what if she is pale? it's her natural skin tone, stop promoting this fake plastic people!
I could see her being a vampire in it… not a main role, but I could see her in it.
RACIST FUCKING PIG!!!!
I'd rather see healthy, pale skin than wrinkled sun-fried skin or fluorescent orange tan-in-a-can skin. I lost my dad to melanoma because he used tanning beds and spent a lot of time at the beach, even though he used tanning lotions. This Irish girl now stays out of the sun and has reverted back to my naturally pale, Irish skin and I'm proud of it.
It's a douche bag move to pick on fair skinned girls.
Pale is beautiful. I'd rather be pale and pretty than tan with skin cancerrrr.
I hate fake tans, I think Kirsten looks hot
Alabaster skin is IN, Mario! As a fellow "sickly" looking female, I'm proud of the fact that I don't walk around all FAKE looking like a Sunkist orange and won't look like a leather handbag by the time I'm 50! So fuck you too!
i'd rather be white than orange any day.
So she is WHITE and proud of it, what she should look like a third world invader to America, that's what is cool?
I am pale like that too. Tanning isn't as popular anymore, at least not with everyone. Give me a break! Lots of people look great naturally pale.
I think that it's really stupid that people are expected to fry their skin to look "hot" these days. All these people doing this to their poor skin are going to end up looking old by their late 30's, and probably end up with skin cancer to boot.
Being tan is NOT healthy. I'm very pale naturally. I can get a tan if I want, but I choose not to make my skin look like leather.
you know perez, skin cancer isn't all the rage for everyone..
WHY WOULD YOU ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO TAN AND GET SKIN CANCER???
You should at least encourage a spray tan, but for you to make fun of someone for being pale, it implies that she should get a tan and guess what, melanomas are not funny.
Pale rocks!
I agree, not dead after all. She'll be laughing when all the other bitches are getting botoxed and face lifted from too much sun. She is as she was made. If somebody doesn't like her white legs….don't fucking look.
fuck you, just like the glare from your head bothers us
I think that no matter what she does you'll find fault with her. You're just that way: a whiny faggy bitch.
There is nothing wrong with her. I guess some people are just jealous. Lets see your fat ass try and do what she does..
As a person of Northern European heritage I have blue eyes, blond hair and extremely fair skin. And Perez, I LOVE my fair skin and don't want it any other way, you moron!
Re: palmerclh – Agree with you 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look unless you want to have skin cancer, look orange, or just like you care way toooooo much……Who cares if she is pale….Pale is the new in……I'd like to see people try to get this pale…..I bet they couldn't. Her skin is beautiful.
did you know perez that in the early centuries having fair skin was a sign of wealthy and aristocracy??? being tanned meant that they were working all day on the dirt, serving others. so dont be such a jerk
it's hilarious that you make fun of pale people yet worship dita von teese. pale skin is beautiful. period.
are you kidding me? It's certainly not a bad thing to take care of your skin.
Nothing wrong with being pale white…said the white bitch.
Re: parijatu – He has mama issues..maybe he was not breast fed or was breast fed until he was 10.
who cares if she is pale? not only are you criticizing her, but also every other person who is pale. such a jerk.
HAHA, WHEN DID ELMER'S GLUE STICKS GROW LEGS….LOL..
WHAT IS SO BAD WITH BEING PALE…NOT EVERYONE LIKES OOMPA LOOMPA ORANGE..AND IF SHE WERE ORANGE IM SURE THAT PERETZEL WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT…
Well she looks nice, why can't you just accept that and move on without the comments?
leave her alone. sorry we dont all like to walk around looking orange. my skins like hers…it just doesnt tan. not much you can do about it.
she looks fine not everyone has to be fucking orange
good for her i say!!
better being pale than looking completly orange! its disgusting!
i love pale skin and her skin tone. youre a hate.
just cuz she she likes herself how she is, you want to hate?
Not everyone loves skin cancer as much as you do, Perez.
and you didnt even write anything about her audition.
I have Scandinavian ancestry and of course I have very light skin and blond hair, and I've spent some time on the beach to get some tan because that's what was "in", and now at a very young age I've already had skin cancer removed on my neck and my forearm. The ugly scars are there. You can't imagine how sorry I am about all that time on the beach.
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AWWWW, MARIO … LAY THE HECK OFF THIS POOR GIRL! YOU HAVE MADE ENOUGH FUN OF HER, OVER THE MONTHS …
FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO PICK ON, AND RELENTLESSLY ATTACK, UH?
she is adorable :] the pale-ness is gorgeous.
So NOT having skin cancer means you're sickly?!? Did you not see the recent data about how skin cancer rates are climbing?? Kirsten Dunst looks fine to me. You don't have to bake your skin to look sexy, you ginormous douche.
And WORD to whoever mentioned Dita Von Teese- apparently pale is only attractive if Perez is all up on your nuts.
There is nothing wrong with having fair skin, and she doesn't look sickly at all. She looks quite healthy actually.
Kudos to the girls that stay clear of the tanning beds. Your skin will thank you and you'll age far slower than the "fake and bakers". More actresses are going natural these days so she's just one of many. Good for her!
Just wait until the first tanorexic celeb is diagnosed with melanoma. You'll be singing a different tune when it becomes your "cause".
Funny…you never say things like that about Dita.
Man, ya sure can tell you're gay Perez. She looks hot as all hell.
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Why must you make such a racist comment? there's nothing wrong with fair skin, its like saying one is too black, and like others have said there are other people you call beautiful like Dita Von Teese, she has just as fair skin maybe more, and on the point someone brought up about Latinos being "brown" and you making that comment because Latinos are all "brown" is NOT true I am Latina and very fair skin with green eyes, and blonde hair. People come in all different colors and no one should be attacked for being "too dark" or "too light" thats stupid, just because that does not satisfy you supposed idea of what beauty is.
Shes very pretty…. I dont get why you hate on her she looks close to perfect. skin comes in all different colors…
fair skin is beautiful… im glad shes not some fakebaked leatherskinned "hollywood" mess!! its unique. i have extremely fair skin which will NOT tan. and so fair that if you spray tanned it would be ORANGE. if she had a tan youd just call her orange oprah.
She looks good. She looks natural and her skin looks healthy and supple.
I prefer her natural complexion to any other spray painted actress like Hayden (*vomit*) or Lindsay (URGH).
Re: chocoholic – REPENT!!! REPENT BEFORE GOD!
Makes sense that you have made such ridiculous comments since you were so delighted by Christiano Ronaldo's orangey leathery skin. She may be a bittova knob, but he skin looks fine. We can't all be latino…jeez.
JEALOUS MUCH!!!
She looks amazing naturally pale.
She always looks effortlessly cool and is just embracing who she is. I wish I had her porcelain skin it's beautiful.
…she looks fucking hot like this.
pale looks better to me then melanoma you fucken turdfart
PEREZ HILTON IS THE ANTI-CHRIST! REPENT MARIO REPENT!!!
perez you are so two-sided!!! be consistent or you'll lose what little and fake respect you have! you bash smoking but you uphold exposing your skin to cancer unneccesarily? idiot.
Oh fuck off. Dita (
I can't understand why Perez hates her so much? she hasn't done anything?1
I would rather look pale and chic than orange and fake?
like anyone would look like an 60 year old, wrinkly bitch?! Oh yeah there is!
YOU PEREZ !! MUHAHAHA!!!!!!!