Completely Gratuitous

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The new Captain Kirk, Star Trek hottie Chris Pine, looks leading man-worthy on the cover of the new issue of Men's Health.

So brooding!

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 at 12:00 pm / Email this »

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sunshyne says – reply to this

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eh
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE…HE IS SOOOO FREAKIN HOT!!!! NOT A STAR TREK FAN, BUT I THINK THAT MIGHT BE CHANGING…LOL, THANK U PERETZEL FOR FINALLY POSTING SOME REAL EYE CANDY!!! LUV YA 2
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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who? sorry…don't know him..don't think he's that hot……next…..
Crazydude says – reply to this

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Ok I guess
fiercebitch says – reply to this

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what's up with the weird expression in his face lol
brainchild says – reply to this

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Beam me up, Scotty…
Blind Baby says – reply to this

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Ok butt boy…there are some straight people here. An occasional hot chic would be nice here and there. Your attraction to young boys is a little puzzling.
Im_a_a_Diva says – reply to this

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He's on the cover of Men's Health wearing a shirt???
Angus8 says – reply to this

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Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Dexter?
maxie pad says – reply to this

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cute, but likely photoshopped (it's a common practice to "enlarge" and "define" their models that way)
Joolie40 says – reply to this

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I know what I am doing at lunch..buying Men's Health…dayum!!
Haagen-Dazs says – reply to this

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Nice…..Trying to imagine him without that shirt….Very nice….
NeatoAwesome says – reply to this

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He's nothing special.
sadieface says – reply to this

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He looks a bit like a young Harry Connick
CariUSA says – reply to this

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awww very very nice cover
mari clare says – reply to this

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never heard of him
NikKita! says – reply to this

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looking good!!…and yep he looks a little bit like the guy of Dexter
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I'D TOTALLY HIT THAT!
Reecy says – reply to this

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Oh my gosh, I almost can't even handle this! I think what I like most about him is the fact that he's not quite perfect you know? Looks like he was the SECOND hottest guy in high school or something : )
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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IT COULD JUST BE ME, AND ITS PROBABLY JUST THIS PIC…BUT HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY THAT PLAYS THE CHARACTER LIAM ON THE NEW 90210…YES, I WATCH, PATHETIC I KNOW…IM ASHAMED AND SHOULD HAVE NEVER OF BOUGHT IT UP…BUT I DID AND ITS OUT THERE…JUST DONT POINT AND LAUGH TOO MUCH….HEHEHE
ileanita says – reply to this

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omg so hottt, almost too perfect ken doll face though, but whatever sooo hot
mjmjtb says – reply to this

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brad pitt's bro? that's some likeness or hotness, whatevs…
Toxic_T says – reply to this

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I have loved him forever. I'm very excited for the movie! And I doubt he's photo-shopped much, he looks like that on the red carpet.
gnome3 says – reply to this

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HE'S NO KIRK. God help us if he has to undermine the BORG. I CAN'T STAND DIGITAL SPECIAL EFFECTS! Our own reality faces the same threat. Dependent on technology. Only communicating thru facebook and Twitter. FRIGHTENING. The Collective. At least Nimoy will have a bit part. no Shatner is crushingly disappointing!
sheba088 says – reply to this

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Nice!
MonicaMonica says – reply to this

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Yesss!
sugarglitter says – reply to this

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My computer screen is sizzlin', P.
JackStardDC says – reply to this

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He has really small hands? Could he satisfy in the way Zacquisha does?
monkeyjena says – reply to this

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omg i wamt some of him yyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyy.
@v@ says – reply to this

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Perez, you have a 'type.' He looks like a filled out version of Effron. Add 30 pounds of muscle to Effron = Chris Pine.
sfpickles says – reply to this

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Ever since Men's Health got all clammy and started shooting covers with models WEARING SHIRTS, I stopped buying. Sorry. I want flesh for my magazine money, and Men's Health used to deliver. Nelly straight dudes musta whined. My turn. Butch fruitcake sez 'pop the top or I keep my money'
almchrl1 says – reply to this

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He looks as if he's suppressing a fart.
VikingBabe says – reply to this

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HOT!
h311o says – reply to this

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Oh finally!
I am going to see Star Trek just because he's in it. He's so freaking hot its unbelievable. And no he's not like Zac Efron, he's bloody Captain Kirk!!! And million times more sexy than Zefron.
rocksmysocks says – reply to this

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wow. he really is nothing great to look at. but not a total loss. i will stick with Rob. thank you very much!!!!!!!!