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Performing Sunday night at the 20th Annual White Party, Lady Gaga revealed that Poker Face is a deep philosophical discussion of her personal experience with bisexuality.

GaGa's poker face is the one she puts on while she's with a man but really fantasizing about a woman.

That's some deep shiz!

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    1. 1

      wow



    2. 2

      wow…



    3. 3

      hot



    4. 4

      Omg!! I FUCKING KNEW IT! i LOVE HER SO MUCH MORE NOW!



    5. 5

      actually the real definition of poker face, is the FACE A MAN PUTS ON WHILE HAVING SEX WITH LADY GAGA BUT THINKING ABOUT ANYONE ELSE
      someone more attractive like bruce villanche or something,you know?



    6. 6

      POKER FACE: noun: face someone puts on while watching lady GAGa gyrate on a stage and pretending theyre not about to throw up.
      thats actually from websters.



    7. 7

      I like the GIF.



    8. 8

      deep as a puddle.



    9. 9

      poker face the face a man puts on while fucking lady gaga in the ass and picturing someone more attractive like saddam hussein in that prison picture . . .



    10. 10

      Poke-HER face….



    11. 11

      Red Wine–what's her philosophy behind Just Dance?? Getting drunk and forgetting if you like men or women better?? But I do love GaGa–saw her do a great show–thanks Lady!!



    12. 12

      I think she just said that to gain more attention….



    13. 13

      Not really surprised.



    14. 14

      AND WE GIVE A SHIT WHY??????
      CAN'T WE GO A DAY WITHOUT THIS NASTY ASS TRANNY WHORE???
      BUTTER FACE IS MORE LIKE IT!



    15. 15

      lala like most females that think they are lesbians but really are straights caught up in the media's acceptance of experimenting with a little bit of girl on girl action. Perez you should be ashame as this is the reason why people didn't pass your prop for gay marriage. There are too many girls and guys out there taking advantage of the "Experimental" aspect of it and ruins it for people like yourself that don't have a choice and have to live with the fact that you were born Gay! It's ashame you glamorize it!



    16. 16

      Sweet.



    17. 17

      Damn!!! I wouldnt have guessed that!! Kool tho!!!



    18. 18

      He/she's an idiot like you Mario



    19. 19

      LOVES IT!!!



    20. 20

      ohh gawddd



    21. 21

      hahah wow i'd never guess thaat
      :D



    22. 22

      BUTTER FACE. cant read my, cant like my
      BUTTERFACE
      he hates me like nobody
      CANT SEE MY
      CANT SEE MY POKERFACE
      without cringing



    23. 23

      Re: BadgerBall – that's pretty damn funny!



    24. 24

      I like GaGa but she is obviously subscribing to the Madonna school of whoring.



    25. 25

      WTF? So she's a lez?

    26. bpow says – reply to this


      26

      SHE KEEPS CHANGING IT.
      what she said in an interview before was that it was because she was a gogo dancer and had to put on her 'poker face' to get money.
      liarrrrrrr .



    27. 27

      poker face is the face anyone who has sex with her looks the night after pretending hes not ABOUT TO KILL HIMSELF once he wakes up from the alcohol daze.



    28. 28

      It didn't even realise it was POSSIBLE to be as pretentious as this woman.



    29. 29

      that's why it sounds so much like she's saying "fuck her face" instead of "poker face" in some parts of the song!



    30. 30

      she fantisizes about eating out some random chick with hairy 70's crotch that looks like it has shit smeared in it in a club for everyone to see AND take pictures of……oh wait….that wasnt a fantasy it really happened. Silly Hoe you nasty



    31. 31

      What a suprise. NEXT…



    32. 32

      lol. ummm



    33. 33

      Oh, I thought it was about poker…
      If it was supposed to be about women, perhaps she should have said HER instead of HIM in the lyrics.



    34. 34

      FUCK! I love her!!! She's da shit! ★



    35. 35

      oh god there she goes using the gay community to her own advantage…bitch is fcking crazy!!!



    36. 36

      OMG!

      LOVE GAGA!!



    37. 37

      Re: Angus8 – So True!



    38. 38

      She's not bisexual, she's just an attention whore. Like Madonna.
      ~
      Besides Perez, I seem to recall about two years ago you made a video where you stated that you didn't think bisexuality was real, that you are either gay or straight with no in between.



    39. 39

      my my my bouillabaise….my my bouilllabaise….that's what it sounds like to me!



    40. 40

      i thought it was about shit



    41. 41

      Talentless fuck.



    42. 42

      GAGA is awesome.



    43. 43

      I DO THE SAME THING NO WONDER I LOVE THAT SONG SO MUCH!



    44. 44

      i don't believe it… attention much? it really doesn't add up to me.



    45. 45

      YESSSS!!!



    46. 46

      Re: sausage – Well said.



    47. 47

      My friend told me that about a month ago.



    48. 48

      damn a stripper/dancer talks about doing women and men, go figure, wow this is sooo deep, i am amazed, perez you are a moron



    49. 49

      Re: carolineyy – k dude i guess u tried to be clever but u re-posted the same thing like 10 times in different words. shes not that bad looking her nose is just a lil big but ive definitely seen worse.



    50. 50

      Gaga, Katy Perry = BORING AND SHALLOW! That's not music. Give me a musician who's more reserved and knows how to write real music please.

    51. 29 says – reply to this


      51

      Re: carolineyy – i fucking knew it!



    52. 52

      Re: Obnoxious_Joe – she says, HE can't read my pokerface, cuz he can't see that she wishes she was fuckin a girl.

    53. Anima says – reply to this


      53

      so to the hater at the bottom of the page dissing madonna lady gaga and everyone most likely hotter than you….fuck off :)



    54. 54

      Deep philosophical discussion? For a retard like Perez, sure. For anyone else, pure pop trash.



    55. 55

      Am I the only person who thinks this chick is a big fat nothing???



    56. 56

      Re: LizardKinG – one of two sane people on the site, i just happen to be the other!



    57. 57

      She's so complicated, and I effing LOVE it!:)



    58. 58

      man now ppl arn't just hatin on g/l/bi's they're hatin on bi's that they think are straight that say their bi……um lets just let it go and be who we are. Fuck lables…we're all ppl



    59. 59

      Re: amanda1988 – awh fuck, spill you would so do her, and so would i, now take a valium and chill



    60. 60

      DAMN SHE'S PRETTY!!!



    61. 61

      And Mario's poker face is the one he puts on while thinking about Zac while Teddy is pokin' him in the face.



    62. 62

      Oh purleeeze! Stop blowing smoke up this trannies arse. Are you getting paid by her record company to feature her daily on your blog?



    63. 63

      Her lyrics are so deep and meaningful (sarcasm), she's like the new joni mitchell.



    64. 64

      poker face=the face she makes as I'm slapping deez nuts against her chin!!!



    65. 65

      sick of reading the stupid shit written about idolizing her, she's not that fucking great



    66. 66

      OMG THATS SO D33P



    67. 67

      She changes her stories all the time, she just says what she thinks people would like to hear, it's irritating. She tries too hard to appeal to people.

    68. lolli says – reply to this


      68

      *ROLLS EYES* Everybody's bisexual, when they wanna be famous, give me a break. I like GaGa, but don't walk down this road, cause you are not a bisexual woman, most of these hollywood ppl (women) say they are just to get their gay audience. Its hard out here for bi's w/o it being a joke. smh.



    69. 69

      Re: vengance – go get hit by a bus bitch.



    70. 70

      Well in her LoveGame video she did makeout with a chick.
      and she is against prop 8.

      but this is quite shocking and is a lot just to get 5 seconds of attention.

    71. lolli says – reply to this


      71

      1. NELSON MANDEL. DEEP.
      2. GHANDI. DEEP.
      3. MARTIN LUTHER KING. DEEP.
      4. OPRAH. DEEP.
      5. JOHN LENNON. DEEP.

      LADY GAGA?______________ UMM, NOT SO MUCH PEREZ, GET OVER IT.



    72. 72

      … you think that's deep? try listening to real music instead of manufactured bullshit.



    73. 73

      How can she be bisexual when she has to make a concerted effort to have sex with men? Doesn't this just mean she's a lesbiaan who's only having sex with guys for publicity?



    74. 74

      Deep? Not really.



    75. 75

      BUTTERFACE



    76. 76

      Re: The final word!! – You want gay people to be able to be open but it doesn't seem to occur to you that there is such a thing as being bisexual and also that no-one should be oppressed. If you want to be with a girl be with a girl if you want to be with a guy be with a guy its is a horrible thing to say everyone has to choose either one or the other. Gays and lesbians and transexuals are some of the most misunderstood people that have to fight for their rights everyday and you want to condemn someone based on pretty much the same reasons. You are a hypocrite if you really believe the oral diarrhea that spewed from your lips in your ridiculous post.



    77. 77

      THE ONLY SINGER WHO IS BETTER THAN LADY GA GA IS HEIDI MONTAG!!!!



    78. 78

      Re: stophating09 – cat fight cool…



    79. 79

      WTF, Perez? There's nothing deep nor philosophical about this. She doesn't say it's deep or philosopical. So why do you? I mean, come on, I like her and and I love her music, but let's not give profound meanings to things we know are banal and superflous if we like them that way.



    80. 80

      Re: The final word!! – oh and maybe bisexuals can't help being attracted to both sexes either. Ever heard of Kinsey? Read a book!



    81. 81

      Re: the last star – i am seeing a cat fight brewing,….



    82. 82

      Re: LitlLuvBug – dont take her shit, she called you an ignorant bitch on another posts days ago, fucking get her



    83. 83

      love her !!!



    84. 84

      GOD I HATE THAT SONG!!! AND PUT ON SOME PANTS!!

      But she can have sex with whoever she wants!



    85. 85

      Re: vengance – She IS a Butterface!



    86. 86

      Re: stophating09 – awh shit, cant we all just get along? that bitch was talking shit about you a couple nights ago, wtf?



    87. 87

      Re: honeybratty – yeah, but i am trying to start shit between these guys, so shhhhhh



    88. 88

      Re: LitlLuvBug – oh and maybe bisexuals can't help being attracted to both sexes either. oh great one, thank you soo much for your fucking words of wisdom…. asshole



    89. 89

      fucking



    90. 90

      i love gaga! and i know all about poker face! lol



    91. 91

      that is not deep perez, most people fantasize about other people while having sex. It could be considered inconsiderate, rude, normal, BUT DEEP??!! Have you EVER been with ANYONE PEREZ??????



    92. 92

      hawt



    93. 93

      and thats why shes the shit



    94. 94

      Re: sausage – exactly.



    95. 95

      Re: amanda1988 – yeah i bet you have when you look in the mirror bitch!!



    96. 96

      WHO CARESSS! SHE'S RIDICULOUS, AN EFFING SCHIZOID. ONE HIT WONDER, THAT "GAGA" CRAP WON'T LAST LONG.



    97. 97

      Re: JigSaw – #86 NO JIZ WE WANT THE CAT FIGHT .YOU CAN BE THE REFEREE…LOL I'LL SCORE THE BOUT!!!!!!!



    98. 98

      Re: JigSaw – Re: the last star – Hey Fellas! What's up tonight? Same shit different Night?



    99. 99

      oh the shocker!
      oh yeah that's the deepest shit i've ever heard you f*cking fat pig



    100. 100

      she sucks.

      everybody sucks.

      what the fuck happened to music?!

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