Coming Soon, Tori & Dean: The Movie!

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Tori and Dean's wish has finally come true!

Sorta.

The reality fame whores are branching out to the made-for-TV business, an industry in which Spelling is a veteran!

Co-Ed Call Girl, anyone???

Anyway, the gruesome twosome have a deal with Oxygen to produce and star in a made-for-television romantic comedy based on their married life!

Wait, wait.

Tori and Dean have only been married for three years!

How much is there to even tell???

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 3:15 pm / Email this  »

    38 comments to “Coming Soon, Tori & Dean: The Movie!”



    1. 1

      Looks like St.Patties!!!!!!!!! Where's the green beer???????



    2. 2

      what the fuck is it with her lately, every other post! let me guess you are getting paid to post her shit and she is trying to make a comeback!



    3. 3

      ooooooooooooooo



    4. 4

      first???



    5. 5

      Looks like I can't comment…



    6. 6

      ppppppppppppp



    7. 7

      Later Peeps……….Another fucked up day on Perzzzzzzzzzzzzzle



    8. 8

      Re: Long Dong Connery – looks like some fugly legs on Tori as well.



    9. 9

      Re: JigSaw – PR Jig…they are getting paid for PR posts big time.



    10. 10

      Re: LizardKinG – they should be hanging out of a nest….



    11. 11

      Like I said earlier….she is equestrian. She has horse in her blood…plhhhblhhhh…..heee yah



    12. 12

      OMG SAY IT ISNT SO…PLEASE LET THIS BE LIKE A TWO WEEK LATE APRIL FOOLS JOKE…I KNOW THEY'RE A JOKE, BUT THE SHEER THOUGHT OF 2 CONSECUTIVE HOURS OF THESE TWO…OMG…LETS LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE THO…AT LEAST ITS NOT A MINI-SERIES MOVIE..THEN WE WOULD BE LOOKING AT A COUPLE 2 HOUR DAYS….LOL, LETS CROSS OUT FINGERS AND HOPE THAT THE PPL AT OXYGEN PUT DOWN THE PIPE AND RECONSIDER THIS…HEHEHE



    13. 13

      who really cares about Tori's life???



    14. 14

      Mother, May I Sleep with a Married Man?



    15. 15

      They are just trying to make a few bucks and they have the right! I, for one, love watching them together. I think watching people on TV in "reality" shows is interesting. Not shows like Brett Micheal's or that tequila chick, they are just nasty. Tori and Dean are a wholesome couple trying to make a life for their kids. I admire her for having come so far on her own with barely any of her daddy's money. Just think of the hate that would be tossed her way if she had inherited a great deal of money!!! I hate to think.



    16. 16

      Re: JuneGordon – I'm sure you shouldn't be throwing stones…you're not perfect!



    17. 17

      Re: JusBria – #13, TO ANSWER UR QUESTION…PERETZEL AND TORI HERSELF…I THINK IT ENDS THERE…I THINK…LOL

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      Her boobs are so gross, they have to be fake, right? That cleavage! Oy!



    19. 19

      just call it "Ugly and Uglier"



    20. 20

      Title Suggestion: Mother May I Sleep With My Married Co-Star and Act Holier Then Thou About It? or how about Mother May I Ignore You Because I Am Unhappy With The Proceeds I Recieved After My Fathers Death?

      I would watch either!



    21. 21

      I loved their reality show they had together.



    22. 22

      Tori needs to bury the hatchet with her momma and let those babies enjoy their nana…..



    23. 23

      I actually love watching the Tori & Dean show on Oxygen. It shows them in their day to day up and downs like a down to earth family. I wasn't such a big fan of hers when she was on 90210, but this show made me like her. The kids are adorable! Can't wait for the new season to start.



    24. 24

      I think she's well-known because of her famous father?



    25. 25

      I'd watch it. I loved "Tori and Dean Inn Love" and this will be great too.



    26. 26

      the kid in the tie was cute the first time…………….tacky



    27. 27

      Dean looks like a money-hungry creep



    28. 28

      Thank GODDESSS……….these children do not look like this old hag!



    29. 29

      What the fuck are wrong with her boobs??



    30. 30

      Who will play Tori, Desperate Dan?



    31. 31

      Has she got three boobs?



    32. 32

      I'd watch! :)



    33. 33

      Some people live more in 3 years than others live in 10; what's your point Perez?



    34. 34

      Question? Does McArsehole ever see his kid that he and his former wife adopted just before he walked out with fugly?



    35. 35

      WHO THE FUCK DRESSES THESE PEOPLE?



    36. 36

      Well, I don't know about "romance" but I'm sure there'll be plenty to laugh at!!



    37. 37

      Co ed call girl is classic.

      Anyways, good for them YEAH TORI I love her.



    38. 38

      He can't get any work on his own…USER!