Best. Tan. Ever.

Filed under: Kim Kardashian > Twitter

Kim Kardashian is currently vacationing with her family in Mexico and the reality TV star just posted the following picture and message on her Twitter:

"PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!"

Oh, bb. We're trying hard to sympathize. But that is LOLtastic!

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 3:04 pm / Email this »

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Andy844 says – reply to this

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hilariousssss
k-lee says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA She looks funny!!!
mynameis_elle says – reply to this

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She obviously has a pretty good sense of humour, and good on her. She's famous for nothing but I quite like her show and she seems nice.
Kathagr says – reply to this

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She looks like a racoon!
danitykane says – reply to this

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Awr bless her haha,at least she has the balls to post a pic of herself like that.
Aileen (Canada) says – reply to this

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Just rub some self tanner around the eye area, it will all look blended in a couple of days! Funny though!
Snacktime says – reply to this

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O' you know that hurts!.. I feel for ya!
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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I cant wait till she starts peeling….
Letty Spaghetti says – reply to this

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Hilarious!! She still looks pretty! sunblock girly!
*Vivi* says – reply to this

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hahahaha
EmiPol says – reply to this

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…. Gratuluje:)
AlexReager says – reply to this

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Posting that self deprecating photo might be the coolest thing this "celeb" has ever done.
Janetxo3 says – reply to this

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Oh my goodness that looks sore, but so funny!
zeeGAGA says – reply to this

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lol no one cares about this ”porn star”

reality tv star???lol, make another sex tape for us to be able to order it in hotels.

lol!!!!!!!
perlita says – reply to this

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it takes balls to post a pic like that!
Jenstar says – reply to this

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OMFG!!!! That must hurt sooooooooo much, but that pic totally made me laugh!
At least she has her sense of humor, just respect that.
White_Wayne says – reply to this

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LMAO!!!
kelnsteve says – reply to this

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She needs to go to a doc. That does not look okay! BUT it is LOLtastic!
The Voice of Reason says – reply to this

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Just tell her to keep smacking her face until the red goes away. Works every time, but she has to be consistent. The more it stings, the more it's working.
Ms. Dartez says – reply to this

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OUCH BUT…OMG THAT IS SOOO HILARIOUS!!!
-claire says – reply to this

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she's stupid right? really fucking fantastic, she even posted on twitter ._.
BlahGirls says – reply to this

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HAHAHA POOR KIM!!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Too funny!
Pinkz says – reply to this

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Atleast she can laugh about and not hide..shows she's human like the rest of us but that's pretty funny XD
Where's Sheena? says – reply to this

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No talent, no brains, no claim to fame. Just another reality show slut who thinks she better than you.
-claire says – reply to this

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she's stupid right? it's so fucking fantastic, that she even posted on twitter .-.
andrearawr says – reply to this

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yuck
Fluffy Kitty says – reply to this

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Wow - not the sharpest knife in the drawer is she?
ByrDieZ says – reply to this

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LOL!!!…WOWWW sucks really bad 4 her…

I love KIM and she looks GORgeouZ even sunburnt!!
LoveIndies says – reply to this

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I THINK KIM'S GOT BALLS FOR EVEN POSTING THIS FOR ALL TO SEE!
KUDOS TO HER FOR DOING THIS.
PROVES EVEN SHE ISN'T PERFECT.
SHE HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND CAN MAKE FUN OF HERSELF.
I SAY: "LAY OFF!"
MissPris says – reply to this

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OH NO…..poor thing must be in pain..love her for posting the picture though…and extra kudos for not wearing makeup
jumbie says – reply to this

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serves that ugly whore right.
DaMnEd says – reply to this

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Kim say Welcome to CANCER, dumb bitch.
L.I's Princess says – reply to this

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Aw Kimmy K!!!!!!!!! I freakin love this bitch and her WHOLE FAMILY!!!!!
I know exactly how she feels with this atrocious sunburn!!!!!!!! LOTS OF ALOE!!!!!!!!
DaMnEd says – reply to this

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Cancer ftw!
JigSaw says – reply to this

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bwahahahahahaah
Keonli says – reply to this

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I didn't think she'd burn that badly! Wow…at least she is able to laugh it off. But you know what? She's still able to look better than half the population with that bad burn!
cheezluvr says – reply to this

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ouch! aloe vera gel… oh man…
hot_homo says – reply to this

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What a dumb ass
buffypolk says – reply to this

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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa friggin awesome
Lol Girl Loves Chuck says – reply to this

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Trying, hard not to laugh….
OH who the fuck am i kidding?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Spindoc says – reply to this

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Oh man, that poor girl, that is going to HURT! Break out the Aloe and get ready to stay inside for about 3 days Kim.
NO~ESTOY~Meurto~Pendeho says – reply to this

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I wonder if she burned her big booty?
MP says – reply to this

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Best laugh of the week! She needs to get out the self tanner and bronzer and blend blend blend.
kaylamarie says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHHA omg! Ilove her for posting it though! poor thing! =O( aloe maybe???
Spindoc says – reply to this

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Actually, one more thing, She's quite a cute girl without all that make-up and fake lashes she usually wears.
RockinChick23 says – reply to this

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This girl irritates me soooooooo much!
AbFabAmy says – reply to this

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OOHHH OUCH! I've been there.
nesho says – reply to this

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she looks good without make-up.
Philly Gal says – reply to this

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Sunscreen works wonders!!!
bongo says – reply to this

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she looks way hotter without all that make up on. Rub some Reggie juice on your face. You'll feel better. Better yet, some Bongo juice would be nice.
The Dangler says – reply to this

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Damn! And I thought a topless spring skiing resort had opened somewhere! They could call it Glass Cutters or Happy Headlights! Eye protection would be mandatory-wouldn't want one (or two) to get poked out!
OneLooseAnus says – reply to this

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poor thing. such a dumbass. it's too bad that wacked out fame whore mother doesn't watch over them better.
XTinkerbellX says – reply to this

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Lol, i love her for posting a pic of herself with no make up on. She's gorgeous but she doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks of her.
k-raddd says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH atleast she is funny about it. hmmm I wonder if it will be on Keeping Up With the Kardashians??
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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PLEASE HELP YOU? HONEY THERE AINT ENOUGH OF THAT IN THE WORLD IN REGARDS TO UR ASS…SUCH THE FUCK UP, ENJOY UR VACATION, AND IF U SYMPATHIZE FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD, TAKE UR MOTHER OUT ON A BOAT TRIP AND LEAVE THE BITCH OUT THERE…PLEASE, WE BEG…ON BENDED KNEE IF WE HAVE TO…LMAO
JuneGordon says – reply to this

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That sun damage is just Jesus saying, "Me! I hate this c u n t!"
magentapyramid says – reply to this

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Wait ’til those lips blister…… and she tries to eat, drink, ETC.
Alelade says – reply to this

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omg. so funny. She should wear the same sunglass for a few months and not get in the sun.
I would go crazy if that happened to me.
I Get No Respect! says – reply to this

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That's gonna last a good two years.
Lokitty says – reply to this

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Kim you look beautiful even with this awful sunburn. Thanx for the LOLZ, I can't say that I would have been brave enough to post a picture like this, and I am not even a celebrity.
yesiwentthere says – reply to this

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OMG leave the glasses on 24/7. On the bright side, even though no one can resist laughing their head off when looking at her, she is still beautiful….
roll & rock says – reply to this

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that blows… i would hate if that happened to me. why wear bigass sungalsses while tanning??
Cinner says – reply to this

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OWWWW!! That's really bad!!!
Serena says – reply to this

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Her poor lips!! look at them, you know that's gotta hurt like hell
anon89 says – reply to this

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Re: OneLooseAnus – i do believe shes a grown woman moron.
I<3Rpattz says – reply to this

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hahahahaha kim why would you fall asleep in the sun?? its so dangerous! lots of aloe….good luck!
SwissLady says – reply to this

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LOL but it's really cool that she has a real sense of humor!
scrapmomof3 says – reply to this

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She's lucky that all the problem she has! I fell asleep tanning once and woke up to 2nd degree burns on my lower legs! All I can say is she needs to put some major moisturizer on to help with the peeling.
desertbird says – reply to this

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What she really means to say, is Please somebody in america please pay attention to me, I am over here in Mexico where they dont know me and how important I think I am. I need you people to confirm to myself that I am sexy, and a princess. What else does she do besides spend money!!! Go help the homeless kids or something!!!
moxiecrimefighter says – reply to this

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"Oh look, I just increased my chances of getting skin cancer!! Isn't it funny??" Ugh all of you who think this is so cute have no god damn brains. And Perez? If you think this is so cute and hilarious, then lay off the people who smoke! There is NOTHING cute about sunburn, or skin cancer!!

Kim you dumbshit - go get spray tans like everyone else and ask someone smart (NOT YOUR FAMILY) what sunblock is.
citizen11 says – reply to this

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oh gosh. i totally sympathize. i fell asleep on the beach last summer and i now have a permanent bikini. SO TERRIBLEEEE.
lovelyS says – reply to this

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ouch that must hurt!
GoyaBean says – reply to this

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That is a funny photo
maxie pad says – reply to this

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i hear that long-term exposure to ammonia, er, chlorine does that to the skin of your face
JuneGordon says – reply to this

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Re: Pinkz – "At least she can laugh about and not hide"

Not hide? You're joking, right? This diseased tramp would sell pay-per-view of her pooping sloppy stool if she wasn't getting press! Hiding is an anathema to her. She will do things far more degrading that posting a picture of a sunburn to score a fix of attention.
eatmejerkwad says – reply to this

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HA HA HA HA

FUCK I FUCKING HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starlit says – reply to this

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What a dink! Don't she realize how important sunscreen is???
Twoboys2 says – reply to this

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OMG how funny.
Dejasade says – reply to this

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Hmm…odd.
Miss Mandalay says – reply to this

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HAHA!! Serves that biaatch right! She ain't so cute now, is she??? Look I love Kim's bigg ol boo-tay, but sister needs to get some talent instead of her looks. Most of us could only wish we were sitting on a beach in Mexico right now… Ahhh poor baby, she got a sun burn on her 10th vacation this year.
GirlsAloud says – reply to this

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FUUUUUUUUUCK! Damn gurl! I feel bad for you. I hate your fat ass but I really feel bad for you. You look like a tomato. Guuuuurl, I got a really bad full body sun burn two years ago in Mexico too. It was the most uncomfortable and painful week of my life. I soaked myself in Aloe Vera lotion everyday. Gurl it worked. Tell one of your tranny sisters to get down to la marketa to get you some Aloe Vera. Peace bitch.
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Ha! she needs to stick to the fake tan… she is soooo stupid that she cant even do that on her own! Wonder who wipes her big fat ass!? This confirms she won't even be able to do that on her own!
JuiCYb23 says – reply to this

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That's what she gets. What is it with people falling asleep "tanning". Shit is not cool, take better care of your skin people
Biffyy says – reply to this

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Hahahahaaaaaaaa….but she's still gorgeous. Hahahahaaaaaa, those were some HUGE glasses. DORK!
Huckie says – reply to this

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She looks like a Kandy Korn!
The Mancunian Candidate says – reply to this

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lol she should put blusher all over her eyes so she matches! at least she can take a joke though!
Joolie40 says – reply to this

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Wasn't anyone there to wake her up?
harpchild says – reply to this

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That's awesome she has the sense of humor to post that pic! Good for her! (the sense of humor, not the burn!!)
paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha idiot
Office Drone says – reply to this

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Hahah! At least she's got a sense of humor!
Funzo says – reply to this

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HA-ha!
BabyLuv says – reply to this

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What an Idiot! She should be wearing sunscreen.
Kate27 says – reply to this

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What an idiot! She needs to go back to fake tanning apparently she can't do anything right! Wonder who wipes her big fat ass on daily basis… this confirms she is good for nothing!
Tori_Gee says – reply to this

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LOLOLOLOL
Pocket24 says – reply to this

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LOL she still looks pretty good!
jenn96 says – reply to this

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Its nice to see a celebrity post a bad picture of themselves on purpose just so we can laugh at her and with her.
WelshChick88 says – reply to this

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That looks so painful but so funny.
kileyrilo says – reply to this

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shouldnt she be on tour right now? like yesterday at the staples?
gotphatxthingz says – reply to this

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LOL hilarious

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