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All the wannabe hipster celebutards are at Coachella, and we're sooooo happy we're not there!

35-year-old Paul Walker, on the other hand, did make an appearance at the music fest on Friday. And, appropriately so, it looks like he hadn't showered for days.

Oh, and yes, that's his teenaged girlfriend with him!

[Image via FinalPixx.]

    Posted: Apr 18, 2009 at 2:01 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      She doesn't look like a teenage, Pervez… exaggerate MUCH?



    2. 2

      I'm definitely not going to put one of those retarded 'FIRST!' comments.



    3. 3

      So what? You perv over teenage boys on a daily basis, Mario. At least he's getting some which can't be said for you! So neerneer!



    4. 4

      Re: Novel1 – LOL!!Pervez..



    5. 5

      Re: The Warden – Turd burglar! LMAO



    6. 6

      PEREZ IS A BIG MOMO AND HOLE IS A BIG HOLEMO!! DID YOU RUN OUT OF NAMES ALREADY TO CALL YOURSELF AFTER AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!hehehheheheee



    7. 7

      what do you mean you are so happy your not there?no invite?it doesnt sound like you !



    8. 8

      who cares,,,,,,,,,,,,next



    9. 9

      Re: castoffcrown – #2 FIRST!!



    10. 10

      I don't think that looks like him at all.



    11. 11

      Ha! I'm sure celebs are happy you are not there! Finally they can breathe and be themselves without that FATASS of Mario trying to snap a pic with them or else he will trash them at his lame ass site…
      Why did you pass on an opportunity to hang out with A-listers??? Oh right, you had tickets for Criss Angel's show….
      And Paul Walker should date ME!



    12. 12

      You're going to call out the hipsters at Coachella after you raved about going to SXSW? Come on, Austin is hipster central. Go pimp out your Twitter some more, you pseudo-hipster douche.



    13. 13

      At least she is legal….
      What about 16 year old Miley and her age 20 boytoy Justin Gaston??
      Hottie Paul isnt doing anything wrong. If he can get that, then all the power to him!



    14. 14

      PERETZEL, YEAH I CAN SEE HOW ITS A LIL PERVY TO DATE HER, CONSIDERING HE STARTED SEEING HER THREE YEARS AGO WHEN SHE WAS 16…OR SO IVE HEARD…BUT SHE IS OF LEGAL AGE NOW, SO THERE ISNT THING TO BE DONE ON THAT NOTE…BUT HE IS SOOO HOT, IF I WAS 16 AGAIN, OMG ID TOTALLY BANG HIM OUT TOO…LOL, AND YES PERETZEL, IM SURE THAT IF U WERE 16 AND HE WAS GAY, YOU'D BE MUCH OBLIGED TO DO THE SAME…BUT THANX FOR A POST FEATURING SUCH HOTNESS OF MR. WALKER….LUVZ LUVZ LUVZ HIM!!!



    15. 15

      She is 19 - but they started dating when she was 16. Which is creepy.

    16. aj says – reply to this


      16

      fuck you do too wish you were there idiot! im amazed you don't get punched in your huge head when you do venture out in public!



    17. 17

      And on a second note Mario…That guy pictured here doesn't even look like Paul Walker!



    18. 18

      PEREZ IS CENSORING AND NOT POSTING COMMENTS WE ARE WRITTING ! BUNCH OF BULLCRAP! HE OF ALLLLLLL PEOPLE HAS SOME HYPOCRITACAL NERVE TO TO BLOCK OTHER PEOPLES OPINIONS. KEEP IT UP AND SEE HOW FAST & FURIOUS PEOPLE GET SICK OF YOUR SITE AND YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME ARE ABOUT UP



    19. 19

      It is best not to throw stones at glass houses Mario!



    20. 20

      "and we're sooooo happy we're not there"

      hahahaha! yeah right perez you sound angry. Maybe a little left out?



    21. 21

      This whole post form you is just laughable. Ha! You get a boner everytime you talk about Zach Efron who is a teenager and you're 31. Or the Jonas Brothers. I guarantee if any of them wanted you which they never would because you are hideous…you would be all over it…under age and all. What a fucking hypocrite you are. Then you talk about wannabe hipster celebutards, but you hang out wiht and twitter with the real celebutards.

      Paul Walker is hotter then you could ever dream to be…and you could never get a man that looks that good.



    22. 22

      And on a third note, after putting that photo into photoshop and comparing it to a photo of Paul, THIS ISN'T HIM!! This guy's nose is way bigger then Paul's and Paul's rather blondish, this guy is dark! FAIL!! Research Mario, research!!



    23. 23

      I still think he's hottttttt!!!

    24. Jekka says – reply to this


      24

      They're both pretty gross looking.



    25. 25

      He's got a young and fun personality and she's an adult (barely, but none the less) so oh well. Still better than his costar. Vin Diesel is 41 and "dating" 25 year old model Paloma Jiminez. Though lets get real she's nothing more than an incubator for his kid. The two have been seen ONE TIME together in the past 2 years of being a "couple" and that was for a very public A-list event where Diesel looked uncomfortable even having his hand on her. The rest of the time Vin is only ever spotted with one person 24/7…his long time "friend" F. Valentino Morales. Just sayin.



    26. 26

      isn't coachella that festivall where all the washed up crackheads go out and fuck each other?



    27. 27

      Creepish



    28. 28

      You're so jealous of her you cant even think straight! If he were to call you up to a premiere you'd be there faster than the hits on your website are dropping, telling him that "you know its all just fun right, I don't mean anything I write on there" any more than the people who read it believe! FOOL!



    29. 29

      From this picture she looks about 27!



    30. 30

      Re: DaniaX2012 – Vin Diesel is simply a very private person. Not every celebrity has the need to pimp out their entire family to the media unlike some famewhores. And for your information, Vin has appeared in public with Paloma on numerous occasions. Look it up, there is plenty photographic evidence.



    31. 31

      I'm sixteen, the age that she was when she started dating Paul Walker and my parents would kill me if I dated a 32 year old!



    32. 32

      Not bad, good job Paul! It could always be worse, at least he isn't 31 and makes a living out of drawing dicks on pre-teens….



    33. 33

      PAUL WALKER IS STILL SO FINE THO!



    34. 34

      I have a nice garden.



    35. 35

      19 is okay. Now if she was 16 there might be room to complain.



    36. 36

      35 is the new 20!!!!! Pinche perrita!



    37. 37

      Why does she look so bored? Hmmm..



    38. 38

      I simply love my LG. She truly is the Queen B around here.



    39. 39

      of course you would hate to be at the coachella music festival.. they have real musicians there!



    40. 40

      ASSUME A HOLE POSITION MUST BE HERE BUT AS USUAL I CAN"T REPLY DIRECTLY TO THIS PERSON!!!

    41. aj says – reply to this


      41

      Re: mattvoyager – I love the way you think!



    42. 42

      THE MUSIC AT COACHELLA IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE RAP SHIT U HAD LAST MONTH!!



    43. 43

      Ya know it honey! LG is like dreamy and so super cool!



    44. 44

      I think she's cute, she's much better looking than most celebrities, she doesn't need fancy dresses or a whole bunch of make up, she just looks natural. I don't see anything wrong with them dating, either.



    45. 45

      The boy is still mighty fine!!!



    46. 46

      *********************************************************
      Ha! I'm sure celebs are happy you are not there! Finally they can breathe and be themselves without that FATASS of Mario trying to snap a pic with them or else he will trash them at his lame ass site…
      Why did you pass on an opportunity to hang out with A-listers??? Oh right, you had tickets for Criss Angel's show….
      And Paul Walker should date ME!
      **************************************************************



    47. 47

      Re: the last star – Hey sexy!



    48. 48

      He's sooooooo hooooooot



    49. 49

      I'm 19 and date him. He's HOT for an old dude



    50. 50

      oh my gosh… forget her age! she isn't even remotely attractive… WHAT A WASTE!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh grrrrrrrrrrrr! she is like the before shot on those geek make over shows!!! i can't believe it…….. oh oh dear



    51. 51

      Paul walker is a loser and so is his gf. BTW so is Perez



    52. 52

      Re: aj – HEY GIRL, WHATS UP…



    53. 53

      Re: Kate27 – LOL…CUZ WE ALL KNOW CRISS ANGEL IS SOOOO CLASSY….ID ALMOST RATHER GO WATCH PERETZEL'S PRECIOUS ZAC-QUEEFA IN 17 AGAIN THAN WATCH A CRISS ANGEL SHOW….GAG ME!!! IF PAUL WALKER WENT OUT OF HIS RABBIT ASS MIND ENOUGH TO LET PERETZEL TAKE A PIC WITH HIM, PERETZEL WOULD BUST ONE OFF IN HIS SHORTS B4 THE FLASH WOULD EVEN GO OFF ON THE CAMERA…



    54. 54

      So… Vadgedonna and Jesus ok and Paul Walker and GF wrong? Please explain this to me…



    55. 55

      ALL I GOTTA SAY ISSS WHAT A LUCKY ASS BITCH. I HATE HERRRR



    56. 56

      Re: aj – You want to touch my poodle?



    57. 57

      You're not here because there are no shitty pop acts like Lady Gaga performing, thank god.



    58. 58

      Ok everyone yes it is legal now but they started dating when she was 16 and Paul is currently 36 which means he was 33 and she was 16 when they started going out. I think Paul's hot but that's messed up.



    59. 59

      ewww WTF is he Wearing?? He looks like a hobo



    60. 60

      leonard cohen
      paul mccartney and the killers

      what an awful way to spend a weekend



    61. 61

      Maybe he should date chicks his age…..Oh wait he probably doesn't like crazy chicks with two kids and 20k in credit card debt



    62. 62

      coachella is a huge rock concert why the fuck would you be there? should you be a gag gag concert of the jonas fags?



    63. 63

      your not at coachella cause its a rock concert not a gag gag and jonas fag concert so why would you be there?



    64. 64

      lucky bitch



    65. 65

      He has to date her until Miley turns 18!! ha



    66. 66

      IS IT JUST ME OR DOES SHE LOOK REALLY MISERABLE…EITHER THAT OR SHE SMELLS A NASTY ASS FART…EITHER WAY, BLAH!!!!



    67. 67

      Ewwww…. She's not even cute!



    68. 68

      What a loser Paul Walker turned out to be. Grown men who chase after/date teenagers tend to be mental midgets. He must be going through a midlife crisis. Sad!



    69. 69

      UMM..HOW DO I SAY THIS DELICATELY?…HE LOOKS LIKE A WHITE TRASH REDNECK IN THIS PIC!EWW!..I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY HE'D LOOK UN-SEXY. JEEZ, EVEN I'D PICK K-FED IN HIS TRAILER TRASH OUTFIT THEN PAUL WALKER IN HIS (AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING)…



    70. 70

      Whatever, I'd bang him.



    71. 71

      He is "35" and his girlfriend is "19" , Paul Walker is definitely a pervert!!!!



    72. 72

      What a skank & whore this girl is. Doesn't she recognize a Pervert when she sees one?



    73. 73

      Perez, you are a hypocrite, or you have something against hetero males. Come on, dude. Walker's girlfriend is 19, and a nobody. Meanwhile, you keep lusting after Zac. How old are YOU, by the way, P?



    74. 74

      YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE. WHATS REALLY GROSS AND PERVERTED IS YOUR SICK OBSESSING WITH ZAC EFRON. HE IS 20 MEANWHILE YOU ARE IN YOUR 30'S! AT LEAST THIS 19 YEAR OLD GIRL WANTS TO BE PAUL WALKER (WHAT GIRL WOULDNT WANT TO BE WITH THIS HOTTIE) UNLIKE ZAC WHO PROBABLY WANTS A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOUR ASS FOR STALKING HIS EVERY MOVEMENT!!!!



    75. 75

      i think its different when the guy in question is hottie paul walker . . . i mean, thats like jessica alba dating a sixteen year old- im sure any sixteen year old straight guy would be totally fine with that (to say the least . . . )



    76. 76

      COMING FROM CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER AUGUSTUS GLOOP aka linda aka mario THIS MEANS A LOT.



    77. 77

      yeahhh sorry but coachella will NEVER be as cool as bonnarroo- CANNOT WAIT.
      but there is nothing wrong with music festivals you loser.
      not surprised you werent there- probably had no one to go with you.



    78. 78

      besides im sure they have rules about fatass losers wearing size 2 pink tee shirts and coming in with a loser entourage and a dog that is desperately trying to get away so he wont get raped again . . .
      they dont like FATASS LOSERS at music festivals . . .



    79. 79

      Only a loser would date a 19 year old after he turns 30. LOSER.



    80. 80

      wow he looks wayyyy older, well duh he is but it just doesnt look right



    81. 81

      Re: Jolly411 – Links? I've never seen it. I searched. Maybe in the wrong place I have an open mind just show me.

    82. Bytch says – reply to this


      82

      WHat the fuck happened to him?????????????????????? And why is he dating such a hag?



    83. 83

      so, i guess that makes you a perv too for having a crush on zac efron and the jonas brothers!!!



    84. 84

      Dude needs someone to match his depth as a person and maturity level…he'd probably go for a 12yr old - but that's not legal.lols



    85. 85

      32 year old started dating her at 16………….thas gross! Her dad must be some kinda perv too to allow that or they just dont give shit about thier child. I dont know ANY 32 year old man that is attracted to a 16 year old other than pedifiles



    86. 86

      zach effron is like 21 or 22 years old



    87. 87

      COACHELLA is such a COOL venue with very talented, diverse acts. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Coachella!



    88. 88

      I'm more offended by the black socks.



    89. 89

      she could be 10 20 but so what I just turned 20 and i'd date him hes very good looking. As long as he's a nice guy what's the problem? every1 seems to be dating younger girls and guys now.



    90. 90

      I meant 19 or 20 that was written wrong



    91. 91

      perez why the fuck cant they be there because they appreciate good music you fuck??
      not that you would KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOOD MUSIC. . .



    92. 92

      unlike 99% of the people in hollywood, paul doesnt seem like some fucking weirdo with no social skills who cant pick out russia on a map but could recite how much energy a halogen bulb saves. . . so basically hes good in my book!



    93. 93

      The fuck? If he likes little girls… I'm available.

      …

      Just kidding. Fuck him



    94. 94

      Malario, you are happy not to be there because you know you wouldn´t even get inside the festival, and if you did, everyone would be making fun of you. So I understand that you are happy not to be there…

      …and Paul Walker is still hot, even without showering for days. you probably always have a towel under you when you do something with someone and scream like a pig



    95. 95

      who is he anyway?



    96. 96

      damn, i thought that was Justin Bobby…



    97. 97

      that lucky SOB…

      i fucking love paul walker



    98. 98

      what the fuck perez…… let them be .
      its not like she is 14 she is 19 so let them screw till they want

    99. Laxer says – reply to this


      99

      Perez…you should only look so good!



    100. 100

      WHAT so he is a few years older so you insult them? Would you do the same if he was some hip hop black? I doubt it? She is going to get older she is never going to turn b—K?

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