John Mayer Is The Ultimate Whore

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Is he hard up for cash???

The ex-boyfriend of Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Love Hewiit and countless others is pimping out his song Say in a new Hallmark commercial.

Check it out (above)!

    Posted: Apr 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm / Email this  »

    92 comments to “John Mayer Is The Ultimate Whore”



    1. 1

      I guess he would be a "Sell Out" but that would mean he had some talent.



    2. 2

      I'd party with him!



    3. 3

      So, you call John a whore for doing an ad, but it's okay for David Beckham to sell himself out to a whole variety of brands and retailers? If anyone is a advertising whore it's David Beckham, not John. SO fuck off fagboy.

    4. dd says – reply to this


      4

      Aww what a cute commercial.



    5. 5

      Perez…. sometimes you really show your two-faced-ness. You are all about the PIMPING, constantly promoting yourself and your site to increase revenue.

    6. ang90 says – reply to this


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      when did he date heidi klum??



    7. 7

      Why Perez, because he making a living …Isn't that what you do and really besides trashing people which anyone can do What is it exactly that you do that you should even be on TV again..?? Thats right you have no talent…



    8. 8

      It is a song in a commercial…most commercials do have songs. Wtf is the big deal? I fail to see how that is pimping out his song, as he most likely was asked to allow it to be used. Atleast he doesn't use a blog to try and get people to buy his shit and to brag about everytime someone uses his name.



    9. 9

      How does this make him the "ultimate" whore? I mean, it fits…it didn't uncompromise his musical intergrity…and, he must have gotten some decent cash for it in return. Leave him alone, already. Your "feud" with him…and you obsession with Lady Gaga…have gotten old. Love you, though. :)



    10. 10

      PLs perez its just a fucking commercial , jeeze , everynody has to do something to earn a living , you are so in love with him , get over it

      xoxo



    11. 11

      People need cards to say things like 'you're a good person' or 'thank you'? Sheesh.



    12. 12

      i noticed that in one of those commercials yesterday! i dont even like john mayor but i *almost* kinda like that one song and now it's being abused in crappy comemrcials. sad sad.



    13. 13

      The commercial is pretty lame, but I still like John Mayer. Who knew he dated Heidi….I guess some days you are IN and some days you are OUT.



    14. 14

      Outta here Peeps…………..Later



    15. 15

      …wonder if there is a Hallmark sympathy card for the death of Jessica Simpson's career?

      ….or a 'nice to see you're still bat-shit crazy' for Paula Abdull'

      …or a 'so you took a toke off a bong, you're human, Michael Phelps–FUCK 'EM if they can't take a joke!'

      ….or 'THANKS PEREZ, I'm canceling my PEOPLE magazine subscription and saving a tree!'



    16. 16

      Oh my the irony. This coming from the biggest fame whore about!



    17. 17

      Re: RedWingsFan – Hi!!!!



    18. 18

      That commercial made me cry. Whatev perez mayer's music is better on a commercial than on the radio. He is so blah…



    19. 19

      I like this commercial. It's sweet. What's wrong with some sentimentality once in a while?



    20. 20

      You just dis John Mayer now because you're jealous that he doesn't want you.



    21. 21

      that was cute- umm furthest thing from "pimping out".



    22. 22

      It is the perfect song for a greeting card company and great that he chose to partner with the very classy and always producing great commercials - Hallmark. IT is a touching advertisement and his song only makes it better. I quite like it and think that you are WAY OFF this time, Perez. Why not take advantage of the income and exposure this commercial is sure to provide his music. Unlike some of your other fans who have commented I do think that John Mayer is a talented musician. He may have questionable scruples when it comes to women, but he is a talented musician.



    23. 23

      they just used his song its not like hes balling over b-day cards



    24. 24

      That commercial made me cry. Whatev perez mayer's music is better on a commercial then on the radio. He is so blah.



    25. 25

      Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – What's up?Been really busy at work lately and I am caught up in the NHL playoffs!



    26. 26

      Re: strappedbelts.com – Hahahahahahaha



    27. 27

      Re: Who wants ta party? – #2 NOT AFTER HE KISSED PEREZIO!! UGH!



    28. 28

      Re: RedWingsFan – I've been pretty busy too! I do know that the Blues are sucking the big one! Hahahahaa, they are losers! Oh well!!!!



    29. 29

      Wow, THAT'S calling the kettle black there Perez. You'll do ANYTHING for 5 bucks you stupid Pedo



    30. 30

      jason mraz's "i'm yours" is in a commercial for the verizon hub.. is he a whore now too?



    31. 31

      OMG Perez honey I love you but he's MAKING A LIVING…Give me another reason why you did that shitty rap show other then money …then call John Mayer a whore.



    32. 32

      Coming from a person who had there birthday sponsored by "dell".



    33. 33

      Would you like some whine with your cheeezzz?



    34. 34

      this commercial is cute!
      Perez, don't be mad because your poor excuse for music isn't in commercials or even have videos.
      JOHN MAYER FTW!



    35. 35

      halmark must be low on money because this is he worst commercal i've seen by them and it has nothing to do with who the singer is!



    36. 36

      Re: the last star – Oh ya, forgot about that. I must have been drunk or something!



    37. 37

      ugh. years back, i adored this guy - he seemed humble and made great music. i haven't heard nor want to hear his music at all. he's turned into this complete pig - i don't even want to hear or see his face it's so shameful and disgusting the way he acts.



    38. 38

      the biggest sell out in this world today is you perez…what a hypocrit



    39. 39

      oh perez… you're just bummed you can't tap that ass anymore



    40. 40

      I think that John Mayers great.

    41. tk77 says – reply to this


      41

      I don't understand the purpose of this post at all. How many commericials out there have songs in the background. Are you going to call them all fame whores too? I think you're just upset tha the won't make out with you anymore. It's a great song, a great commericial. Leave the guy alone, or at least write something nice about him, because you know you're jealous anyway!

    42. m.j says – reply to this


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      This commercial is OLD!
      Ive seen this a hundred times on t.v. by now.



    43. 43

      Uh no, correction. I am the ultimate whore. And I'm old. Boo-ya!



    44. 44

      Tons of artist have songs on commercials…



    45. 45

      Perez you are a famewhore too, you go on any show that will have you, YOU WROTE A STUPID FUCKING BOOK, and you go to any event you can just to have ur fug face on tv



    46. 46

      Re: Zack8899 – wow zach you are HOT!!!



    47. 47

      LAME, SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD LEO SAYER TUNE.



    48. 48

      Did anyone else cry while watching the commercial?



    49. 49

      I hate John Mayer. I think he's an insecure BITCH. He tries to go through all these women, making himself feel like he's "the man", and thinking people will actually believe it. What a fucking joke. With that being said, who cares if he's letting them use his song? They probably thought it was appropriate for the commercial, asked him to use it, he said yes. Big fucking deal, Mario.



    50. 50

      Say is a beautiful song, and it fits the commercial well. John is so talented, cute and successful.
      *
      P.S.How are your t-shirts selling, Mario?



    51. 51

      when the fuck did he date heidi?



    52. 52

      I never ever say this but this is OLD NEWS perezzz.
      ;)



    53. 53

      what is with this commercial? its so weird!



    54. 54

      he didn't date heidi klum he ust fucked her….am i spreading rumors again



    55. 55

      perez, i think in reality you're in love with john mayer!
      how can you hate someone who creates beautiful love songs
      AND knows how to get a good laugh going around.



    56. 56

      Who fucking cares? I love the song and you might as well make money from your music when you can. Who knows perhaps he doesn't even own the rights to the song. Get over it.



    57. 57

      I disagree with you on this one P-Nasty. This is a very sweet commercial regardless of the background music. People need to remember to do small things like send cards or hand-written letters. It's nice to see that there are still nice things being done in the world today. This commercial brought a tear to my eyes. I wish this would air more on television.



    58. 58

      I happen to agree w/ you 100%.!



    59. 59

      …..say I'm a dick today….say I'm a dick today….say I'm a dick today….say I'm a dick todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.



    60. 60

      um lamest commercial of my life.



    61. 61

      Funny - I hear Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" in commercials/tv/EVERYWHERE yet I don't see you calling him a whore. Those that live in glass famewhore habitats shouldn't throw pink glitter-encrusted stones, Mario!



    62. 62

      You are the biggest, saddest, most pathetic HYPOCRITE ever.



    63. 63

      I disagree on this one, in fact your writers are displaying their simple mindedness. Tsk Tsk! He is promoting love, you remember in the commandments it kinda asks people to love? And if you can show your emotions for a buck and make someone feel loved…hell ya I'm up for that! The song is Purrrrrfect

      And John Mayor is a whore! lol



    64. 64

      A song in a commercial ??
      Wow such a sell-out
      Perez what the fuck is wrong with u ?
      The song suit the commercial thats y they use it ..
      U pointless piece of shit..



    65. 65

      i'll stand behind any card that is only 99 cents. it's the best way to show you care! besides we both know cards are for people that can't write poetry, so that's why john's song "say" is so appropriate. say what john can say through his music that you can't say in a card.



    66. 66

      Um, I doubt John Mayer is "pimping out" any song. Hallmark probably knew of the song and thought it would fit the commercials. You're an idiot.



    67. 67

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    68. 68

      Re: Orchidgirl!!!COLON!!!Ya know ya want it – You seem very confident in yourself and your whorish ways! Good for you for being self aware and loving yourself and obviously others :)



    69. 69

      I liked the commercial, and think the song went well with it.



    70. 70

      This nauseating fucktard needs to GO AWAY…NOW.



    71. 71

      Actually, Perez, the title of The Ultimate Whore is already taken…by you. You coattail off anyone who has talent since you have none.



    72. 72

      He really is, no shit about that!! So much so, that I would feel like an idiot if I'd have slept with him.



    73. 73

      Yeah it doesn't mean he needs the cash I don't know why he has money though cuz he sucks and that was a long ass commercial and it was kinda stupid.



    74. 74

      He is a talented musican whether you like him or not Peres you are jeolous because you cant sing, he may have problems with women but he is good at music it's a good commerical I like it.

      Get a life Peres! LOL



    75. 75

      tell me this commercial didnt make you feel a lil warmer inside…..BUY CARDS BUY CARDS haha



    76. 76

      Great comercial!!!!



    77. 77

      The song was never anything more than a hallmark card anyway. so whats the diff?



    78. 78

      Wow this is a lame jab even for you perez. Whats the difference from his song and some celebs face all over an ad



    79. 79

      it mad me cry! too cute



    80. 80

      That is a lovely commercial and I would love to have my song on it if I were a musician. The older couple at the end made me tear up.

    81. Laxer says – reply to this


      81

      Good for him! I think the headline of this article reads more factual with your name in the lead, Perez.



    82. 82

      Who cares?

    83. CHA says – reply to this


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      Cool ads……Perez is in love with Johnny



    84. 84

      so what that is what music industry and commercials are all about? im sure this will run on oxygen and lifetime and no one is going to THINK twice that it is a john mayer song…its really just a part of a commercial most people attention span doesnt pay too much attention to the little details john mayer could be a total hypocrite but its really just a hallmark commercial in the end…

      money! hallmark, john mayer, say what you need to say! YAH! well, yep



    85. 85

      depends how much they paid



    86. 86

      Keep Heidi Klum out of this….she never dated him. They were just acquaintances, not even friends. Do you believe EVERYTHING people puke out online??



    87. 87

      Hate the 'sleeves'. On ANYONE.



    88. 88

      Looks like a reel shit pic.



    89. 89

      Re: Swear to ME! – Certainly not ANYTHING Perez pukes out on line beside dwarf cum.



    90. 90

      I like this commercial (:
      And a very good slogan too.



    91. 91

      barforama.



    92. 92

      Ugh, and it's his shiteous song too…how many fucking times does he have to sing that same fucking line?! STFU ALREADY!