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Filed under: Personally Perez
Pretzel just did an amazing photo shoot with fabulous photog Austin Young for a Bettie Paige tribute art gallery exhibition.
The results above?
Hilarious. Disturbing. Amazing.
What do U think???
Posted: April 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm




horrifying!
FIRST
LOVESIT
omg, my first thought was: is that kary perry?^^
it took me a second to realize that 1) those weren't real and 2) that's you! great job perez!
*katy
Disturbing Dude………..
Oh dearrr
Bettie Paige will be rollin' in her grave!
Unique though, I'll give you that!
Awesome Perez, You look hot!
LOL At first I was like what is wrong with this ugly girl's breasts??? Fantastic Perez!
zexy!
first
ewww is that you perez
H to the N_O!!!
And then you wonder why people hate you. You're so ugly. Jusr a pig face
You sure got one fact right. That is truly disturbing. That picture will haunt for the rest of my life. Shame on you Perez.
Fucking gross!
this is disgusting.
really I know like avant-garde different opinions of art, and what-not, but…
this is a 39 year old man people.
39.
can we please reflect on this?
he's 20 years older than I.
and only one year shy of 'over-the-hill'.
ugh.
hhaa haa i thought it was dita von teese's fugly ass lol
disgusting!
You look awesome!!!!
omg i was thinking, when did Betty Page get a 5 oclock shadow!!! LOL.. great pic =p
WTF ICK
FUGLY!
HA HA LOVE IT!
That's fucking disgusting and a disgrace to the memory of Bettie Page!
loverz it!
Hilariously disturbing!
Ha ha ha ha! Very cute! (and yes, slightly disturbing…)
AT LEAST THOSE TITTIES ARENT AS SAGGY AS TARA REIDS OR BLOHANS…HAHA
LOL
Hilarious
LOVES IT!
I was confused at first…
you make a nice woman
you look like Kenley Penley
you should send an autographed copy to mike pullano to hang in his pizza place
Carnaval is over, you disguisting ugly fag. Put a bag over your head, that would be much better
Who or What is a pretzel???? This picture is horrid and should not disgrace the name of BETTIE PAGE!!!
meh..
mmmmmmmmmmm??????? NOOOOOO
WOW, Mario!!!
Totally Lovin' it!
you are a crazy b*tch!
love it!
FOREVER SCARY, CREEPY AND DISTURBING!!!!
You scared me, loco!
WELL ITS ALL THREE, DISTURBING MOSTLY, AMAZINGLY UGLY, AND FREAKING HILARIOUS..IS THAT U PERETZEL? THAT MIGHT BE A NEW LOOK FOR U IF U KEEP IT UP…
hha xd
crazy bitch you are.
and isn`t it scary that you manage to look better in drag than the gag(a)-reflex who is supposed to be a girl?
Creepy
Hideous. Sorry!
I thought it was Dita!
whadda hottie
ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING AND FUCKING DISGUSTING PEREZ.
ON ANOTHER MATTER,
JUST BECAUSE UR GAY, U THINK EVERYONE SHOULD BE IN FAVOUR OF GAY MARRIAGE.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN OPPINIONS, THATS WHY YOU ASKED HER THE QUESTION! GET OVER IT!
disturbing
Lol. You look fabulous!
LMAO! I just spat Dr.Pepper all over the keyboard!
Hey,Perez Hilton well I think well it's okay i guess, but i really feel bad for you because MISS USA AS KNOW AS MEAN said that only a guy and a women can be together that is wrong i belive that anyone can be together like a boy and a boy what's wrong with that? nothing so and a girl and a girl together nothing wrong with that! like really people get SEOUIRS! nothing is wrong with that and Perez Hilton you looked sad because we all know you know i do'nt want you to feel bad you know but do'nt listen to what people say i may not like what you say about stars but ill stick up for you because what she agreed to is wrong i belive anyone can marrie be together anyone doesnt matter to me like i agree with all the people that say same kind of genater can be together well that pic is a little funny not trying to tease you so gtg bye ttyl!
this is by far the greatest photo shoot ever! the lighting & makeup are puuuurfect perez!!! you look so fer-osh!!!!
& bettie page would be impressed!
Re: U_SUCK_DONKEY_DICKS – i second that
!?!
i love it! bettie page is a classic beauty. any tribute to her is bound to be gorgeous!
I think I just threw up a litte
uh… no
UGLY. GROSS. DISGUSTING. NAUSEATING. PATHETIC. SAD.
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I BET YOUR MOTHER IS SOOO PROUD.
Disturbing and amazing in the same time !its so cool
HAHA HAHAH i luvs it
what is this ???? looks like an ad for BJ services??? sorry perez but… you are one ugly broad… even photoshop couldnt help… plactic titays are about the nicest looking thing in this shot.. please dont do this again
Why aren't you posting comments, asswipe?
it is really disturbing
who the fuck is the horse face? damn that be one fuckly asshole
yikes, I'm having trouble posting
Very disturbing
faboosh
I totally thought there was something off about the chick's chin. Nice work Perez!
LOVE IT!!!
That's you???? Wow. You sure look different. In a scary way, but still.
I don't know if I would call that a tribute, it's not nice to mock the dead.
I love it!!!
Honey, you look busted
I thought it's Dita the Goddess, then I was like HOT DAMN
aw no. nonononono…
it hurts to look at. as a true betty page fan i resent what you did there. couldn't the at least photoshop your hideous stubble?!
You are the reason people are afraid of gay marriage
I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit.
Disturbing, Disturbing, Disturbing!
Hotness to the max!
I think 1. You are so goddamned jealous of anyone that was born with a vagina that you would continue doing photo shoots like this for free if someone offered, and 2. You have NO right to ever call Rumer Willis potato head again.
TOO MANY TEETH!!
TOO MANY TEETH … b paige had lovely teeth.
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahaha!!!
That is funny…and disturbing. They did a good job with the make-up.
that's awesome!! you're really giving off her energy. good job!
VOMITOUS AND OFFENSIVE!
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Re: so what – lol
i just threw up in my mouth
this should have had a warning!
Frightening!
lmao I thought it was Dita Von Skeez until I noticed the genuine and happy looking smile. And then I noticed the nipples….Honey you feed feed the octbrood with those honkers!! ~pinch pinch~
Re: clayrex – Totally agree…I don't randomnly go up to gay couples and say you know…you should be more like us straight people…because that is my opinion and you should listen to my opinion because it is the right one and I think one-sided about everything because I want my way regardless if 70 percent of people don't agree with me.
Gay Couples looking for marriage:trust me marriage is not much more than a piece of paper. Have a little ceremony…throw a party…Big fucking deal…you get an extra 1300 dollars more back on your taxes. What is stopping you? A fucking piece of paper?
love is lawless
Not even TOTUS knows what to say about this image!
MARIO IS THE THE GUY YOU WANT TO MARRY THATS GO YOU ALL UPSET WITH MISS CAL…HE'S A LOOKER?
SO PC! So glad you're always watching what you're putting out into the public. I'm glad you considered everyone who may see this and made sure not to offend.
Argh! My eyes! Seriously though, that picture should have been hidden deep beneath an "If You're Easily Offended…" item. That shit is just fucking WRONG and we deserve to be warned.
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Poor Bettie, some tribute. Jesus.
love it babe!
LOL! You look great. Huge mouth.