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Ali Lohan Is Older Than She Looks

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Well folks, that's it. If there was ever any question that Ali Lohan might be suffering from some sort of rapid-aging defect, look no further.

Obviously Lindsay Lohan's "little" sister's teeth have all decayed, forcing her to sport dentures instead.

Here's Ali shopping for sunglasses on Tuesday and sporting her new grinners.

Say cheese!

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115 comments to “Ali Lohan Is Older Than She Looks”

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  1. 1

    and?????????????

  2. RUu says – reply to this


    2

    sad.



  3. 3

    and???????????????????



  4. 4

    What about her freakinly ENOURMOUS feet????



  5. 5

    lol she does look older then lilo here haha



  6. 6

    So which brand of tuna does Ali eat?



  7. 7

    WTF!!!!



  8. 8

    Wow!! You're spot on with this PPZ. I feel like I haven't agreed with you in awhile. She looks so old!!



  9. 9

    Ewhhh, is that Lindsay? Look at her arm compared to her Ali's! Ali's like 15 and Lindsay is 22! A 22 year old should not be skinnier then the average 15 year old.



  10. 10

    MAYBE SHE GOT CRACK TOOTH FROM HITTING THE STEM WITH BLOWHAN



  11. 11

    she looks older than me and i'm 20! Sheesh. I wonder what's in the water. She even looks older than her sister. I smell a conspiracy!



  12. 12

    Lindsay's arms are so scary skinny!



  13. 13

    WHITE TRASH! enough said! Can't GETTER DUN unless it involves clubbing, be a ho or druggin it up!



  14. 14

    lindsay loves petduel.com



  15. 15

    She looks like Dolores from Cranberries… in other words.. Like fuck all.



  16. 16

    Polident spokeswhore at 15 is SO attractive!
    Nice fucking teeth! What about Miley and her Summer teeth?!?
    Summer missing. Summer stained. Summer cracked. Summer fake. Etc, etc, etc.
    LOL!



  17. 17

    WHY WOULD A DENTIST GIVE A 15 YEAR OLD DENTURES? SHES HAS VENNERS ON YOU TWIT.



  18. 18

    Wow — you're not kidding about this tw@t! Yikes! She looks like my Granny, but she's 82 so she has an excuse.



  19. 19

    She looks like one of those 50y/o old biker chicks



  20. 20

    ew haha.

  21. Fuego says – reply to this


    21

    Teeth ala Miss California



  22. 22

    weird.
    can we see a before pic?



  23. 23

    o my



  24. 24

    She has Audrina teefs.

  25. Evet says – reply to this


    25

    …younger…than she looks.



  26. 26

    Her tits look nice.



  27. 27

    who wants to be my friend



  28. 28

    Ewwww. Chicklet choppers like those ruined Hilary Duff and Miley Cyrus.



  29. 29

    pupcake is right. those are veneers.



  30. 30

    wow. and she doesnt care so why should we?



  31. 31

    hahahahahahhahaha ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



  32. 32

    I'll bet she begins dating a dyke with crooked teeth and then teasing her bush in an up doo while bleaching her Mom's starfish.



  33. 33

    She reallllly does not look 15…EVER.



  34. 34

    Re: PUAinNYC – but her nipples are dark red and the size of small dinner plates.



  35. 35

    Lindsay is getting soooo skinny. And I think her sister is following suit.



  36. 36

    Veneers for sure. And Lindsays arm is SICK!!!! Like a toothpick.



  37. 37

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – your very pretty



  38. 38

    lindsay needs to take a break. i think her sister is fine.



  39. 39

    The Curious Case Of Ali Lohan.



  40. 40

    so is avalovesabs, that is not her pic, she is 68 years old and loves young studs like me



  41. 41

    BAD GENES??? LEAVE HER ALONE AND PICK ON LINDSAY! SHE HAS NO CANDLE IS THIS BURRYING!!!!



  42. 42

    OMG
    she looks older than her mom



  43. 43

    shes so grogeous but growing up way to fast. what is she like 14 or 15? she needs to get her ass back to long island to live with her family and go to school like a normal child and not parading around with her crazy 20 something year old sister…….

    amen



  44. 44

    What is truly disturbing is that, in comparison to Ali, Lindsey looks positively emaciated. Compare her arm to Ali's and you'll see Lindsay's arm is half the size of Ali. At least Ali is still trying to have some kind of normal weight, but Lindsey looks anorexic.



  45. 45


  46. 46

    Re: Big Black Dick – avaloveabs?



  47. 47

    wow. not much else to say.
    she looks like a mom.
    i remember reading tiger beat magazines when i was like, 12.
    and she was NINE.



  48. 48

    Someone keep that child out of the sun. Seriously, she looks terrible. When I first looked at it I wasn't convinced it was her, but the eyebrows and the boobs say it. I actually think hers might be real though.



  49. 49

    ew she has no upper lip.



  50. 50

    WOW. that's obviously Lindsay next to her… she looks emaciated… poor girl needs to realize what's good for her and high tail it out of Hollywood…fast.



  51. 51

    perhaps she's bulimic and has been for a long time- bulimics throwing up will cause tooth decay and other mouth and throat issues. I feel for those girls. She looks like she suffers from ED. I wouldn't make fun of that.



  52. 52

    whatever they may be, they look terrible. couldnt they have formed them so they fit her face a bit better? i dont like ali lohan much anyway. i feel like she tries too hard, especially when her bad tv show was out.



  53. 53

    People are cruel



  54. 54

    Dumbass, she has veneers just like everybody else in the entertainment business.



  55. 55

    lol ok Im a good sport but this is stupid and just plain being mean. But who cares its just another opinion but its still kinda funny



  56. 56

    I don't care how old she looks - you are talking about a kid here- QUIT drawing stuff coming out of her mouth! She's a minor. Draw on her mom and sister if you want to - they are adults! Please….this is sick.



  57. 57

    What is your obsession with teenagers? Is it because you got picked on when you were a teen? Is that why you like to pick on any teenager that has an ounce of popularity or fame?



  58. 58

    she ought to quit smoking parliaments



  59. 59

    Ummmm….Her teeth look fine to me. What are you talking about.



  60. 60

    That poor kid does look OLD for her age! Of course the redheaded freckle BODY gal did too! They're a MESS!



  61. 61

    Because she has super straight white teeth you say she has dentures? Her teeth could have had the rough edges filed or had them capped. You are such a jerk picking on the underage.



  62. 62

    why are you making fun of a teenage girl??



  63. 63

    I said she looked like she had dentures LAST YEAR. Check her pictures, this is NOTHING new.



  64. 64

    Dentures??? Probably more like veneers but yes she looks way older than she is!!!!!!!



  65. 65

    w0w…sO sad.
    (=l)



  66. 66

    Geez Perez, What do you really have against these girls. I know Lindsay is out of control a lot, and insecure, but her innocent sister? I dont think you would like it if people started pointing out your bald spots on your head. They could say that you look like a Rooster, HEY MAYBE THAT SHOULD BE YOUR NEW LOOK!!!



  67. 67

    In that picture she looks like she's 43 years old. Damn that girl is ugly… and old looking.



  68. 68

    Eww they're both freckly and disgusting! GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!



  69. 69

    Good god! She looks like a 54 year old sun damaged old woman!



  70. 70

    she doesnt look old..:S leave this girl alone perez… she just has a lot of freckles and black hair.. maybe thats da reasonn… she has a soft skin and nice teeth



  71. 71

    dude. i don't know why she freakin fixed her teeth, she's not going to be freakin famous! maybe infamous. but not famous.

    and i totally thought it was 30 year old woman!



  72. 72

    at LEAST ali lohan looks like shes eating. jesus….id trade fake teeth for looking healthy any day. we know shes using those suckas to chow down cheeseburgers and thats more than her sister can say!



  73. 73

    at least the girl is eating? she may have horse teeth but at least shes using them to chow down cheeseburgers, which is more than her sister can say.

    im new to this perez commenting thing, and i already posted a comment and it didnt go thru? sorry if this comment repetes itself. i hate to be "that person"

    fuck, at least this girl is eating, despite her mother and sister and fucking terrible life. id be chowing down cheeseburgers too, especially if i didnt have to worry about brushing at night, just soak those babies…yeah….



  74. 74

    face looks 40

  75. epic says – reply to this


    75

    yeah perez, way to go. common bash the minors again! using the fame you got by bashing miss cali, aren't you? and i really thought (for a minute, ok right, second) that you really were up to fight for "gay rights". though as far as i now understood you already have all rights, you just want a cinderella wedding. ridiculous.



  76. 76

    My Gran has better teeth than that skank…



  77. 77

    WTF'S WRONG WITH THAT FREAK?
    she looks fucking 30.



  78. 78

    Drugs….the both of them.



  79. 79

    dentures? seriously??
    .
    .
    .
    btw is that lindsay next to her in the pic? HOLY COW SHE'S SKINNY! i mean, if her arm looks rail thin in pictures, i can't even imagine what a scare she is in person!



  80. 80

    I cant stop looking @ all the freckles in the pic!



  81. 81

    The scary part of this picture (at least to me) is Lindsay's arm…



  82. 82

    It's kinda sad when a teen tries to look (and behave) as an adult. I wonder how will she look at 50!
    I think the biggest problem these girls have is their mother. Honestly, a mother is supposed to care and protect her children, especally when they're growin up and are quite fragile. Yes, Ali's looking healthier than Lindsey, but how long will this last? Normal girls have a lot of pressure on… I can't even imagine how it is hard in the showbiz.
    BTW, criticism should always be careful. Yes she's a minor at the moment, but I don't think that when she'll turns 18 she'll be suddenly able to deal with critics and bad comments. (**I'm not sure my sentences are comprehensible…sorry!! hope you understand anyway** :P ).



  83. 83

    Those are venners. She looks so old and wasted for her age, but what can you expect…she's a Lohan…they all look that way:)



  84. 84

    it amaze's me how much we all complain we h8 mario but we still give his site hits and still get him money ha



  85. 85

    15 or 50?



  86. 86

    Everyone in hollywood has fake teeth. nothing new!



  87. 87

    Yep, Ali is also sporting some new plastic boobies too that just "grew" overnight and sprouted up out of nowhere, just like Lindsey's did around this age, maybe Dina made Lindsay wait a little longer, but not much longer. "Mom of the Year" that Dina Lohan.



  88. 88

    HUH…THAT'S A LOT OF TEETH !!



  89. 89

    Ali always looks 40 to me. Do your readers a favor and stop running photos of her! But young women can and do have capped choppers for a variety of reasons. Who could have worse caps than Lawrence Taylor. I was thankful his butt was booted off Dancing With The Stars; cold personality, never smiling (I could see why when I saw that buck toothed cap job) and awkward!



  90. 90

    OMG LOOK AT LINDSAYS ARM!!!!!!

    THIS GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS DRUG./EATING ISSUES…LIKE DOES ANYONE NOT SEE THAT?????



  91. 91

    maybe if ali stopped dressing like her mom, and hung out and dressed like a 15 yo she would look normal. one of the problems is her freckles look like an overdose of age spots. and her boobs are sagging at 15, just like lindseys are at 23 (?) must be a genetic thing, they both really need to wear bras. which lends the question-how much plastic is dina getting?



  92. 92

    They are GROSS and both look 10 years older than their respected ages!
    how nasty!!!!



  93. 93

    This fug slut looks just like Margot Kidder…and Margot is like 65 years old. Google her.



  94. 94

    Maybe Linsay knocked her teeth out while in a drugged out jealousy stupor fit!

  95. sauer says – reply to this


    95

    HA! looks like LEZLO has shared the crack pipe again…

    lol!



  96. 96

    I'm sure they are veneers, not dentures, Perez. And she kinda looks a lot like Samantha in that pic! WEIRD.



  97. 97

    she is such a stupid s*(t



  98. 98

    good god, she looks OLD!!!! i swear she's my age…and i'm fuckin old! LOL!!!



  99. 99

    She prolly smokes the Reds like her sister and had brown smoker's teeth. STOP SMOKING, YOU ASSHOLES! You look like old scarecrows!



  100. 100

    well if they both stopped throwing up their food maybe they wouldnt have to get dentures lol

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