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60 comments to “Kimmel Spoofs Miss USA Pageant!”



  1. 1

    OK, honestly….it's time to move on! The only thing happening on your site this week is Miss California. We get it! It's getting boring!



  2. 2

    lol!!



  3. 3

    FIRST!



  4. 4

    lol



  5. 5

    Haha, Jimmy to the rescue. You owe him big time for this Perez, very funny!



  6. 6

    OK, lemme see. I was just on TZM and they have 10 stories posted today noe related to anyone's personal issues there. Perez has 7 posted; 6 relating to the Miss USA thing and one about actual gossip. Which site should you be going to - hmmmmmmm



  7. 7

    OPPOSITE??? Don't they ATTRACT?

  8. buck says – reply to this


    8

    We love Miss California!!! I hope she has a long, long career…possibly hosting her own talk show.



  9. 9

    hehehehehehe

    funny

    perez shes not that pretty i have pretty cousins who have actual personalitys which makes them more attractive , i think shes just dense and thought the audience wanted that ridiculous answer keep up the public thrashing perez but remember i want to see new news tomorow milk it more than day 3 it gets old



  10. 10

    lolololfake tits thats hilarious hahahaha



  11. 11

    is miss Utah serious ?? working in Somalia ? thats the most dangerous "country" in the whole world ?



  12. 12

    Yes - dido !! Perez we get you are obsessing over this incident but come on!! We want to hear something new! We get it and you should too!!

    Do you realize how much press you are giving Miss Cali??? It almost seems as if you two made this up before the show just so she can be the center of attention!!!! OMG.

    I almost want to say you are looking kind of foolish trying to create so much drama over almost nothing… this is in the press everyday.



  13. 13

    Good 4 miss california! she stood up for her beliefs .who cares if she didnt get "the crown" she will receive a far better one after this life . I would like 2 know y a gay guy is judging these women anyways (hello?) thats the question we need to be asking in my opinion.As far as calling her names it was done distastefully and made him look ugly from deep with in his soul.Funny how a good looking guy can actually look ugly.Her beauty pure in and out will always remain. she simply said her feelings tastefully. Also it doesnt matter what u all think cuz one day whether u like it or not or believe it or not WE will all have to stand b4 one greater and give an account for our words and actions . theres To much hate, not enough respect and responsibilty for ones actions…… to many proud people thinking there ALL that when in the end you are no different



  14. 14

    I wish perez was never on that stupid panel for that stupid beauty pagent - that way we wouldn't hear about this day in and day out for 6 months…….



  15. 15

    Um, why is Perez ripping off Chelsea Handler's fake interview style? How very original.



  16. 16

    LOL the last part with "Califorina" was the best. XD



  17. 17

    Re: buck – Wow……. Seriously??? Zzzzzzzz



  18. 18

    So if you asked a gay guy the same question-in front of the whole world and he said I think marriage should be between and man and a man-that would be ok though hey? What about all the other people who aren't gay-didn't he just diss them? You would no doubt let that slide and he would have been crowned. I am totally for everyone to each his own, and I have three gay friends, but if you expect to be treat the same you better wake up and think about how to handle things properly. see more..

    You forget Perez Hilton, you were representing all of America too-the straight people too and you didn't handle it properly. You lashed out like a hissy gay and that is what is wrong with the gays. Hey us women don't always get fair treatment, but I don't go around putting gays down to make myself feel justified in my anger.



  19. 19

    Part 2 You want to be heard and understood, so does she-you will have to sooner or later understand that not everyone is going to agree with your livestyle, so suck it up. And change/acceptance takes time. Where is your open mind you expect others to have? It is your choice or genes whatever. If you are really truly proud of Gays, a comment like that should have rolled off your back. Soon as you drop that unfair hissy attitude, maybe more people would respond in a better way. You are building negative problems, you are not helping gays here at all. I would love to have a public forum about this issue, because it is what is so wrong with the world today, nothing is fair at all. And stupid people go around making things worse and need to get out if you have nothing nice to say ever. By the looks of it you are the bitch and don't you know that as a man/women those words should not be said-wake up, get some professional help to learn to have some class. I feel really sorry for the gays who have tried so hard to make a positive difference and we have idiots at the wheel who can't control themselves, with no class and make your group suffer.



  20. 20

    we ALL know how Perez Hilton feels!

    Some gay people does not DESERVE to get married!

    Please no gay marriage for a long time!



  21. 21

    FUCK her. Good thing she lost!



  22. 22

    Besides the fact that Miss Cali is stupid and ignorant, I saw a LOT of plastic in that pageant. Whoa…



  23. 23

    Re: the real carmen – till it happens to you-what an uninformed comment-the pageant is always about looks, and usually no brains, where have you been? Maybe if the pageant was for intelligent people it would be a different story, they wouldn't be necessarily parading around in bikinis etc. I would like to see you stand in front of the whole world and show yourself see how tough you are then. She's not that pretty-why aren't you up there? Ugly?? Jealous? All this proves is that the Us people are shallow and stupid because they still think that a beauty pageant is going to decide who the best person to represent the US is-duh?? Hello! And then to boot they put on a hissy self-proclaimed (nothing) gossiping bitter fag for a judge, wake up people.



  24. 24

    Re: sticky_and_sweet – jealousy is an ugly thing-what goes around comes around-and I believe it will be your turn next!



  25. 25

    Hey Perez, where are the rest of my comments, or the letter I sent yesterday, too much to handle? Don't want people to know the truth, have a fair say-the truth hurts I know.



  26. 26

    Perez, you are piss ignorant. You talk about how intolerant "people" are toward gays and then you pull a rant out of your butt about someone's personal opinion and beliefs? You need to read the Constitution instead of the funny papers, dude.

    And by the way, I think Obama is the wrong choice for this country and he's tearing us apart. Take that and make something "racist" about it. Fidiot.



  27. 27

    Re: scareykatt – Already legalized in 4 states dumbass…and 9 more states are in the process of legalizing it. Whether you like it or not.



  28. 28

    I LOVE IT!



  29. 29

    If you don't believe in gay marriage….DON'T MARRY A GAY PERSON! IT'S THAT SIMPLE. Why should it be up to YOU if I want to marry another man? Give me a fucking break.



  30. 30

    lol too funny! Her answer was sounded so uneducated!! I love Jimmy Kimmel hes too much.



  31. 31

    mar⋅riage
       /ˈmærɪdʒ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [mar-ij] Show IPA
    –noun
    1. the social institution under which a man and woman establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.

    Certain ceremonies were created for specific purposes and groups i.e. bar mitzvahs for the Jewish religion, catechism for the Catholics, and various others for other religions, groups, genders, etc. MARRIAGE BY DEFINITION IS A UNION BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN. Create your own word for gay union. Marriage is not suitable. I agree you are entitled to all the rights a married couple share.

    As an advocate for your community, your vile response is a disgrace and exhibits a lack of social grace and intelligence. Us heterosexuals are to embrace your lifestyle with no opinion yet you feel free to unfurl any thought that crosses your feeble mind.

    I will pray that you receive wisdom, grace, and tolerance about which you so preach.

    Sam and Janet



  32. 32

    I think she's prettier than North Carolina! Hey Perez, are those daily web hits going down lately?

  33. Azura says – reply to this


    33

    what are those 'misses' doing on a gossip site? they're no celebrities, they're nobodies



  34. 34

    Re: Vipress – You are very wise.



  35. 35

    Re: intolerance4ignorance

    mar·riage (mār'ĭj)
    n.

    The legal union of a man and woman as husband and wife, and in some jurisdictions, between two persons of the same sex, usually entailing legal obligations of each person to the other.



  36. 36

    Re: buck – omg if she had her own talk show…thatd be like george bush having a talk show or even sarah palin…DUMBEST IDEA EVER!



  37. 37

    She's an idiot who could not answer a simple, succinct, and well articulated question.

    I think she began her answer thinking that Vermont was an exotic foreign land, then went on about how we can "choose" in her country. What Country?? The Country of California??

    She's a fucking moron who will be groomed to lead the Tea Baggin Brigade for Fox Noise. They are already playing her up

    I don't care for her stupid opinion, but the point is, she couldn't answer the question in an intelligent way.

    Keep on her Perez!! It's God's will that she get bigger breast implants and a longer slit in her dress so old men, who are gross, can sit around jacking off in their living rooms to her image. That's what their marriages are all about.

  38. are13 says – reply to this


    38

    i have been annoyed with the way you say Important…enunciate man



  39. 39

    HER TITS LMAO?????



  40. 40

    Re: Neverevenknewhim
    On the contrary .. seems like more hits than ever



  41. 41

    Kimmel is always current, very funny, and has great musical acts.



  42. 42

    LMFAO



  43. 43

    Perez..I hope you're getting a cut of all the money miss Cal must be making thanks to you… As they say in Hollywood - You can't buy this kind of publicity..Not really what you had in mind when you threw that question at her..No one will even remember Miss N Carolina in a weeks time..



  44. 44

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  45. 45

    Damn I'm so glad she said what she did! Bout time more ppl start speaking they're mind and stop holding it back because of what ppl like you think and what the media will say! You are such a big baby Perez! GET OVER IT! Time to move on! This is part of the reason why ppl dislike the "gays" cause you try shoving your sexual preference down our throat and when we don't like it or accept it you act like babies and throw tantrums…just as your doing! Not everyone is going to or has to agree with you!!! I thought we were free to think and speak whatever we want?! I have more respect for her then you cause she isn't distasteful like you! Fuck we need more ppl like her! I hope gay marriage NEVER gets legalized! Should be between a man and a woman and the morals this country was founded on! If you don't like it…plz do us all the favor of taking all your gay friends and yourself and leave the country!



  46. 46

    Who cares about Jimmy Kimmel? Perez, Craig Ferguson talked about you last night–it was really funny. Where's your post on that?



  47. 47

    Re: Mr_Tres_FierceRe: em_lollipop – your an idiot!



  48. 48

    Jimmy Kimmel Hillarious!



  49. 49

    I'm soooooooooo sick of this Mrs. California thing. Get the hell over it!! She said what she felt. Was she suppost to lie and tell you what you wanted to hear?? Is that integrity?? Your acting super bitchy and a little whiney about this…………….



  50. 50

    LOVE IT!!!



  51. 51

    Being a lesbian I would love to be able to one day get married (and have it stay legal) but I don't think that it will happen in my life time. If you don't think that gay,lesbian, trans or bi people can love and have the same wants and needs as straight people do then you don't really know much about the human heart or soul.
    And by the way…on a different subject, Perez Hilton, you can call me a BITCH any time my sweet thing! Yes I WILL say it…ALL WOMEN ARE BITCHES. It is our birth right. Be fucking PROUD to be the bitch that you are born to be. I have "Bitch" tattooed across my back, and have gone by the name "Bitch-Goddess" from the age of 13!!!



  52. 52

    Re: RobPnMeShouldB
    If you don`t like it then why are you here? Just shut up and go away!



  53. 53

    Re: Vipress
    bla bla bla bla bla……
    And your point is what?
    Get a fucking clue and shut up. It is people like YOU that need to understand that all gay people want is the same rights as any one else, and nothing more.



  54. 54

    Re: scareykatt
    FUCK YOU!!



  55. 55

    Re: ChefRenee – I think the problem is more in the way that she worded her opinion that's offensive. Go to where Perez has posted how Miss USA would have answered the question, that would have been more appropriate :)



  56. 56

    MARIO DIDN'T GET HIS WAY AND NOW HE'S THROWING A VERY LOOOOOONG TANTRUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!



  57. 57

    THE BIBLE SAYS:
    1 Corinthians 6:9
    Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders
    1 Corinthians 6:8-10 (in Context) 1 Corinthians 6 (Whole Chapter



  58. 58

    lolololol



  59. 59

    As a non-American and yet I think that America and American has some qualities that we can use. There is however one quality that I hope never is able to be imported to Australia, your natural ability not to laugh at sill unimportanted things. The comments of 'BEAUTY QUEEN' are unimportant, so she is a pretty girl…and fully paid member of the Tits n Arse Society, just get over; sure treated it with contempt is you so desire.
    Take a leaf from one of Australia's National Icons…The Irish Bushranger 'NED Kelly', as he was about to be hung at old Melbourne Gaol…his last words were…'Such is life'…an honest opinon from a Bushranger.



  60. 60

    Too funny!!! Thank you Trump for having Perez as a judge!!!! Best choice ever!!