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LezLo LOLhan Back To The Peen!

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Lindsay Lohan is tired of the vajayjay and going back to her love for menz!

The former rehaber seems to be slowly getting over her dysfunctional relationship with saMAN Ronson, and that's a good thing.

Last week, La Loca Lohan was spotted with a cute boytoy and some friends leaving MyHouse nightclub on one of her many nights out pAArtying.

According to an insider, turns out Lindz's new "friend" is really much more than that.

The insider tells Life & Style, “His name is Chris Jepson, and he’s British. Lindsay’s mom, Dina, has even met him. He seems like a good guy. Lindsay’s family is very happy she’s moved on from Samantha Ronson.”

Lindsanity and her new man were at a party last week and "At one point, she took Chris’ hand and disappeared into the bathroom with him for 45 minutes. People were knocking on the door, but she wouldn’t come out.”

Oh, maybe they were just brushing each other's hair?

Turns out Lindz met Jepson at a bar mitzvah in London recently. While she was there with saMAN!

he Brit works as a manager for Bungalow 8 and the two have reportedly "been texting for weeks. He’s telling friends he’s with Lindsay.”

Another insider adds that Firecrotch is “back on men. Lindsay loves attention from men. She’s definitely back to her old self.”

Her old self was also in rehab three times!

Counting down for the fourth stint!

[Image via WENN.]

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71 comments to “LezLo LOLhan Back To The Peen!”



  1. 1

    now she needs to go back to dunkin' donuts



  2. 2

    What? A post that isn't about gay marriage?



  3. 3

    Hmmm! How Anne Heche of Her! Twat! Twit! Idiot! *Shaking My Head*



  4. 4

    Good for you, Lindsay!
    Back to boys, yeah!!! :)
    Now you need to go back to eating…



  5. 5

    well at least it aint miss ca



  6. 6

    Fucking stupid whore. I bet that Brit does nothing but blow and fuck. Stupid.



  7. 7

    She is less interesting than before …STUPID WHORE



  8. 8

    I'm Having an Anne Heche Flashback Moment!



  9. 9

    no perez.
    chris is homosexual. check his homepage. He is in a relationship with a man.



  10. 10

    Your a couple days late with this news. About 4 other sites and Howard Stern have been talking about this for a few days.



  11. 11

    no perez.
    chris is homosexual. check his homepage. He is in a relationship with a man



  12. 12

    She probably thinks it was her lesbaterianism that was preventing her from getting jobs and not her complete unreliability, drug addiction, and volitile behavior.



  13. 13

    I just assumed she was doing blow with her new friend for forty-five minutes: five minutes of hooting, fourty minutes of admiring her talented nose in the mirror for residue.



  14. 14

    SHE HATES THE GAYS NOW!!!!!



  15. 15

    Good for her. She deserves to be happy after all, regardless of who her partner is, she's still very young, beautiful and if she focuses more on (regaining)her talent rather than drawing attention to her personal (troubled) life, she could still wow the crowds as a great artist. If you keep drawing negativism to people's lives, what is hope for in this world?Who's never made mistakes? Everybody deserves credit towards improving their lives not criticism.



  16. 16

    does she do anything but go to parties?…maybe she should take an art class or something. just sayin'



  17. 17

    I just joined the "Dead Pool" and I gave Lohan until the end of the year….she is so thin that now her teeth and gums are bulging out of her skull…..



  18. 18

    good for her a man has more to offer LOL

  19. maud says – reply to this


    19

    WATER AND VODKA IS NOT FOOD!!!
    perez, ask her what she thinks of gay marriage…?? lol



  20. 20

    at what point do you no longer be considered a celebrity? what exactly does this grotesquely skinny bitch do again?



  21. 21

    Come on Lindsay,you look like a skeleton.

  22. tasha says – reply to this


    22

    Just like with the beyonce post your behind with the new again perez. This guy is GAY. You would think you'd know that. Maybe because he's in his 40's and way too old for you that you didn't know.



  23. 23

    She needs to gain some weight, do something with that stringy hair and needs to start working again. Just other day I was watching parent trap . . . what a waste of such a cute lil girl!!!!!!!!!



  24. 24

    Is that her new boy toy behind her in this photo?



  25. 25

    she's so skinny she's going to slip through her asshole and hang herself



  26. 26

    How bout some sunless tanning lotion, or will she just freckle?



  27. 27

    Well..she was with Samantha..so I guess she was never really off of it..?



  28. 28

    please someone give that girl a cheeseburger!



  29. 29

    Uh oh…. Lindsay is back on the market? I guess it's good news for the guys. And bad news for us girls who wanna have fun…..



  30. 30

    guess all that neurobliss she is drinking is kinda is helping her get her life back together!! if it works on her it can work on anyone!! way to go lindsay



  31. 31

    yaaaay good for you Lindsay!!!! girl serioulsy get your head outta your effin assss and KEEP it out of your ass this time, gawd girl, you have supporters and fans out here but damn girl quit screwing upi your life and see the signs earlier of who is gonna bring out the best in you and be an equal partner



  32. 32

    and what the hell are you doing to your smikin hot body? shriveling away like an ethiaopian….gain a little babe



  33. 33

    that boy chris needs to go have a check up at the clinic if you get my drift .



  34. 34

    Re: Magick – Oh thats funny…have to remember that line…thanks Magick



  35. 35

    Re: Krzysiu – I totally agree, although I would have said forty tooting and five admiring.



  36. 36

    Of course they were brushing hair. Rats nests can get so messy.



  37. 37

    Your "report" is wayyyy more offensive to the GLTB community than whatever Miss California said… ever since Linds started this lesbian commited relationship all you did was make fun of her and her choice of partner… what happened is "your" God, the one you keep on quoting on twitter not good enough for Lohan and her choices???
    HYPOCRITE BITCH!



  38. 38

    Papa Lohan must be soooo proud!!!! What happened to small sis big feet?



  39. 39

    SHE IS SOUNDING CLASSY..OPPS, TRASHY AS EVER…SHE'S SUCH A SKANK…



  40. 40

    LiLo was never lez. She just needed someone to pay her bills. She's just as broke as me and every poster on here. She hasn't made a movie is such a longtime and her spending is out of control. The last gig she has was on Ugly Betty and she even got knocked out of that!



  41. 41

    I like how they say that he's met her mom like that means he's a good guy. Ol Dina was probably at the club when them met and she probably holds Lindsay's hair back when they fuck.



  42. 42

    THREE CHEERS FOR TEAM PEEN!! YEA ! YEA! YEA!



  43. 43

    What an idiot!!!



  44. 44

    that guy is gay gay gay!!! They are probably just coke buddies that party together…she has gone from lezzie to hag!



  45. 45

    If you did you're research you'd find out that he's fucking gay, you idiot.



  46. 46

    Back to the peen? WTF you mean Sam Ronson was not a man? I'm lost…



  47. 47

    Lindsay was doing coke with her mother! at H. Wood right after she and Sam's split. It's common knowledge they broke up because of LL going back to coke but with her MOTHER? That is so sad. Doesn't anyone care about Lindsay anymore? Why does she reach out to her parents that messed her up in the first place. Maybe Samantha's family should've been supportive of Samantha by doing an intervention on Lindsay! Poor Sam must feel used tho…



  48. 48

    god can't she keep her knickers on for 2 minutes
    fat slag



  49. 49

    As if we didn't see that one coming… like the second LiLo's and Sam's "relationship" came to light.



  50. 50

    Gross! This freckled body chick is BONY as crap! Disgusting all the way around!



  51. 51

    Maybe he can help her destress.. lol



  52. 52

    SLUT + HAG = S L A G



  53. 53

    Old news and you're not even up on the old news that he's GAY



  54. 54

    PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!PEREZ IS A HATER!!!!!!!



  55. 55

    Eat something!! Holy frig.



  56. 56

    Re: britmere

    Seriously. 15 pounds wouldn't hurt!



  57. 57

    Great news she can get back to man. She is so hot she can have any guy she wants.

    Give me a call lindsay.



  58. 58

    Re: All_about_Madonna_Fan! – ok then lindsay



  59. 59

    Wow she looks frighteningly thin.



  60. 60

    Yuck! Look at her arm y'all…



  61. 61

    Lindsay looks horrible. This is just too sad. Parents?!? Aren't they supposed to be there for their children?



  62. 62

    Late with this story. And the guy is a flaming mo. If they were in a bathroom together, well lets see what could they have been doing???? SNIFF SNIFF.



  63. 63

    Oh shit….here goes another one of these bimbos who have TONS of money , plenty of intelligent people around them, millions of artistic well rounded people, and they can't get it together. Way to go Dina. Throw this skeleton a treat or give her another line and put us both out of our misery.



  64. 64

    She's probably bi or just really confused on what she really wants in life.



  65. 65

    She really needs to see a good shrink instead of re`bounding !!



  66. 66

    I'll bet what she was doing locked in the bathroom is blow!



  67. 67

    The insider says he is British - so, what country does he come from? Ireland, Scotland, England or Wales?



  68. 68

    What I hate more than anything is drama queens who quickly get into new relationships when their old one falls apart. It just shows me how shallow and impulsive this bitch is, and no-doubt about it, the relationship will be quickly over — it's a cycle. And most who are not totally delusional or warped by power and fame see it, but Miss Celebrity doesn't want to put up with people who don't tell her she's perfect and amazing, so her "real" friends will vanish. I do expect you to go to rehab soon. You don't listen to anything, but I guess you have to make your own mistakes and pay for them.



  69. 69

    They were probably in there doing lines, not having sex. Isn't he gay??



  70. 70

    Appalling….a travesty! She must be sent to Hedsor Hall straightaway! RUBBISH! An outrage…..oh the horror! Only Lady GagMe has poorer manners than she!

    GOTSTA find her sum MENZ! :-D



  71. 71

    They were probably discussing some project or gossiping like girls do, lol. She loves Samantha.
    Once you go gay you can't 'ungay', babe…