You Must Watch This!!!!
World premiere!
CLICK HERE to watch the just-released music video for our new single, My Penis, by Larry Tee featuring Perez, directed and animated by the brilliance that is Michael Mouris.
CLICK HERE to watch the just-released music video for our new single, My Penis, by Larry Tee featuring Perez, directed and animated by the brilliance that is Michael Mouris.
CLICK HERE to watch the just-released music video for our new single, My Penis, by Larry Tee featuring Perez, directed and animated by the brilliance that is Michael Mouris.
The video is AMAZING!!!!!!! Michael did a super-stellar job. It's truly truly on another fantastic.
You must watch it!
My Penis and six faboosh remixes are available on iTunes today.
CLICK HERE to download your copy!
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You know, Perez, I LOVED your site for the Gossip factor. Not for this bullshiz. Who wrote the 'lyrics' for this gem? Took some talent, i see… You should stick to your "gossip" - not this. I have to agree w/GHT — you are making people hate gays.. And i am not that kind of person. I actually — um — RESPECT people, and after this past week with you, I'm losing respect for YOU..I'm over it and over you. You're losing "fans" — and losing them fast. Before you know it, you'll have nothing…Act like a damn MAN — gay or not! I couldn't care less what you put in your pie hole or not, act like a respectable MAN… Your little video post was very sophmoric… Grow up, will you?
Wow!!! That was pretty hot!
Re: JizzyBall – JizzyBall is an a hillbilly from the South. That is plain to see. An uneducated okie.
Hey Perez, writing because you told me at your book signing in Oak Brook that you read some of your readers comments but mostly about the music so I figure you are reading this. I have loved, loved, loved reading your gossip and loved your book. I will say there are a bit more annoying ads and it takes longer to bring up your gossip. I sometimes skip it and go to other blogs. I think you will get rich enough without it. Write another book. The video wasn't bad, it made me laugh but do what you do best, GOSSIP!!! Forget the rest!!! You Rock!!!!
Re: RudeDude42 – RudeDude42: PLEASE WIPE THE SEMEN FROM THE SIDES OF YOUR OWN MOUTH BEFORE YOU TALK ANYMORE STUPID SHIT. Stop jacking-off to gay porn on X-TUBE, FEELING GUILTY AFTERWARDS, then coming on here to talk madness about gay people.
loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it
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Are u still a virgin, P?
i dont get it ? sorry
Re: Nonbreeder – LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 minutes and 24 seconds of my life I will never get back
Thank you Mr.SelfPromotion…but no. I'd rather set myself on fire than stroke your hyper-inflated ego.
Your so edgy and hip (sarcasm). TALENTLESS HACK!
from rights for gay and lesbian marriages to this?
First Of All I Love the Video!! 2nd of All marriage Should be the person you love everyone in this country around the world deserves the write to marry whoever they choose….
Love it! All the Haters, FUCK OFF. If you don't like Perez or gay people then don't come on here.
Ha the gay revolution…..Ha thats pretty what are you going to do gross everyone out to death…..
Hey gays go find a real cause and read the old testament and call me…..
QUE MIERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Laughing at gays just isnt cool anymore cant you gays just go and tone it out and leave your iniquities and your stink to yourself…..
Re: JizzyBall –
What ever bitch, your ass is for sodomizing with a cactus.
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Oh and keep returning to this site your logic if flawed. If you are against homos then you look foolish commenting a million times and coming back to see comments.
Yo gays its fine if you want to live vicariously through your confused pink membranes but cant you gays just keep it to yourself and get off the news so I can find out about more important things than gays and gays right to make us puke…..
Yo gays you have the right to make us puke but do you really need to keep making me puke on myself…..
Fags remind me of stink but the only difference is after awhile stink goes away….
Boring and disturbing, sorry darling, bad choice, but still in love with you, work it
I love it. Rock that shit out summer anthem. Doing NYC Proud!
UUMMM..DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THE COCK-CRAVING BEHIND "RUDE DUDE 42's" OBSESSIVE COMMENTS? AND THE OLD TESTAMENT? IT IS AS FICTITIOUS AS THE "NEW ONE"! TAKE YOUR CLOSETED REMARKS TO ANALYSIS, MAN. YOU ARE FIXATED ON MAN ON MAN, PASSIONATE, SWEATY SEX. AFTER EJACULATION—PLEASE STOP COMING HERE AND ANNOYING US. YOU SHOULD HAVE THE FANTASIES OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM BY THEN.
This song is the reason I only listen to classic rock and music from the 80's. Music today is just pathetic.
LUV IT !! ITS AWESOME !
Embarassing
this think is INSANE! LOL
Re: RudeDude42 – Hey, kind of like you! Here's a tip, for future reference: Posting the same thing over and over again, just worded differently, doesn't offend anyone. It just makes you look like a desperate idiot.
ha ha I would'nt watch it again but had a catchy beat!!
Makes Heidi Montags songs look like Beethoven. Live it up Mario. When you die you are going to be warm and toasty where u r headed.
I LOVED IT! IT MAKES ME WANT TO DO XTACY AND EAT SPRIKLES!
This song is shit.
Mario, you're kind of turning me on with your cupcake jizz.
my p-e-n-i-s SUCKIT!!!
Everybody wants a piece…
ok i have a headache now
Very colourful, animation great…lyrics?…..good on u
I feel the need to inform Perez readers that "dog hates cats" is referring to a picket slogan (god hates fags… dog hates cats) commonly used by known hate group called "Wesboro Baptist Church" their Web site is www.godhatesfags.com. They like to spend their free time picketing the funerals of innocent victims of crime and Brittney Spears concerts.
google them… youtube them… whatever. you'll see the resemblance immediately
The song is aweful! get Mika to write you a decent song!
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whats the deal with everyone hating? i dont get it. check out www.pinksaint.com maybe youll like it more haha! anyways this songs not really my taste.
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excellent video, not so sure about the lyrics however …
Haha this is amazing!
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This sucks sweet 'n' sour donkey balls. AMAZINGLY BAD.
Re: AuberonV – Get life……
and…. stop eating CUPCAKES….Look at your face….goshhhhhhhhhhh!You´re FAT!
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Nope you are above that and you need better animation. Just get a gripe. Take time and then there ya go. You have been busy with Miss A and all the press. Collect yourself. re-group. I'll be back when you do. Take care. Pixie from Palms
Meh - this will be a big dance hit.
perez, honey, no more must-watch, must-see, must-listens, 'kay? they're always super duper disappointing. what's jenny anistonopoulous up to?
I'm not even gonna watch this crap. I am a proud gay dude and the world would have so much more respect for gays and YOU if you stopped being what I call a "TACKY GAY"
CHANGE YOU STUPID GAY ACT AND MAYBE THE WORLD WILL HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR YOU & US.
This is the time to start representing gays in a much more respectful way. It can start with you, since you are now the most talked about gay man.
START THE RE-IVENTION OF PEREZ.
hahahahaa!
Re: AuberonV – And I'm so going to iTunes right now to download a copy.
lol. you are so lame. brownie points anyone? he will never be youre friend.
Re: GETTERDUN – Perez get your fucking head examined! I thinks it's a TUMA!
oh god that was sweet. tuma awsome.
that was actually pretty intense
i like it ^^
I LOVE IT!
..congratulations, you guys did a great job! 
Ahahah that is freakin AWESOME!!! Loves it!
hahahahaah Loves it! But the song sucks!
thought i didn't like the song first, i find it quite catchy with the animation. i… i… (dare i say?) i really like it
this must be the worst song ever. So disguisting. It doens't even qualify as music. Again, you prove that you're the biggest douche in the universe. You're a disgrace for all gay guys
wow perez. usually i like your stuff, but this has got to be the worst music i've ever heard.
i like it. would be better if you didnt talk perez
Re: JizzyBall – you are beautiful - really you are such compassion is really heart warming - hope karma does not biite you in the ass - oh ooops we cant talk about asses can we - dnt want you to feel uncomfortable -
and the name jizzy ball - bet you never get laid
its hot
To describe this a juvenile would be an insult to juveniles.
What's more it is offensive to men.
Kind of ironic in a week when you are so loud about equal rights but I guess that's way over your head.
I love it! Perez, you're so fun!
Fucking LOVE IT!
i love the vid, it's so ironic, it's great!
i'm only annoyed by the people who use the internet to spread their agressive thoughts…make your own anti-perez site or something so people who like him don't have to read comments from people who can only hate n stuff
People would really buy this crap music? That electro beat has been done over and over again. I picture a bunch of femme queen boys jumping up and down humping the air and telling each other to suck it. Perez, you never grew out of your teens but if making crap club baby music is fun for you go for it. Sorry, I have to burst your fabooosh bubble and give this a thumbs down.
Brilliant!! I am a woman and I just got married to a man. I don't know what I would do if my marriage or my relationship was judged by the retarded uneducated morons that make the laws in this country (especially in CA). You go, Perez. Fuck the haters! Equal rights to all HUMANS!!!!!
faboosh indeed!
Re: Carrie Prejean rules!!! – I wonder if anybody said to MLK Jr., that they were so tired of him being soooo black! Pipe down and give everyone freedom to their own opinions and statements. If you don't like it then you can either shut your ears to it or you can move to communist China where no one is allowed to say anything that they want.
Um, do you think Perez knows Larry Tee's taking the piss? Awful, well thats just, awful….
well the cats were cute
I love it. super groovy video.
I thought it was freaking hilarious , I loved it
Very Unique
That was peen-tastic.
Well .. um .. it's just one of those things that is so stupid, it's funny. Made me laugh, so I guess it's worth the trip.
Perez, you tell all the right wing BIGOTS and religious zealots to go SUCK IT!
That was so bad my eyes are burning and my ears are bleeding. I only got half way through it before I was screaming "make it stop!" and I did. Now I have to figure out how to get it out of my head.
i feel like my I.Q. just dropped watching this retarded ass video.
Wow…. I love you Perez, but that made absolutely NO sense.
GRATE FOR THE CLUB'S. ALL OF THEM WORLD WIDE.
all I can saw is wtf. I love you perez, but wtf mang
why…
HAHA love it! I played this at a party last weekend, and everyone LOVED it and danced their asses off..fuck the haters, they're not creating SHIT…
GAY RIGHTS ARE EQUAL RIGHTS
THIS IS A FUCKING REVOLUTION, JOIN OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
and yeah perez, no more being polite…MARRIAGE EQUALITY NOW
FUCKERS!
I think it was pretty funny. I mean, L to the A to the M to the E, but funny, in a weird kind of way.
LMAO LMAO!!! To all of you talking shit about this vid then i'm pretty sure he made it for you! It's hilarious. I'm just pissed I didn't think of it…lol
Re: jimmyjazz – #85 Oh, give it a rest. You've been trying to do that for a few years now and still haven't succeeded.
suck it LOL
So fun and random!
in love