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Garrison To Be Released Next Week

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Who knew Jessica Simpson was such good friends with a murderer?

As we mentioned earlier, Prison Break actor Lane Garrison will soon be released from a real prison on April 29th.

The douche was found guilty of vehicular manslaughter after he killed a 17-year-old in a 2006 drunk driving accident.

And now according to reports, Simpson, who's Lane's childhood friend, was going pick the convict up from jail, but had to schedule him a ride instead.

According to a source, "Jessica wanted to pick Lane up herself, but she can't. So she hired a limo for a few friends to be there once Lane walks out."

And even though Jess hasn't visited Garrison once in prison, apparently because of "security risks", sources say they have been in contact since he was sentenced back in 2007.

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54 comments to “Garrison To Be Released Next Week”

  1. theJB says – reply to this


    1

    first? so LAME

  2. sauer says – reply to this


    2

    this poor girl just can't find true love

  3. theJB says – reply to this


    3

    he should stay in jail. prison break has really fallen off the last few seasons.

  4. sauer says – reply to this


    4

    It looks like the proactive stuff it not working for her anymore, look at her chin!!



  5. 5

    GOOD FOR HER. EAT SHITTTT PEREZ, YOU JUDGMENTAL QUEEN…YOU'RE EVERY BIT AS BAD AS THE FUNDAMENTALISTS.



  6. 6

    Since her divorce, Jessica has had great taste in guys…NOT!



  7. 7

    Perez shut up.



  8. 8

    Perez, you are stupid. The longer I'm on your blog the clearer that becomes. So what if she was going to pick him up or provided a ride for him. He made a mistake that cost someone their life. That doesn't mean he stops being a human being. No wonder you can't find a companion; who would want your whiney, opportunistic, fame whoring self. I don't know why celebrities give any credence to what you think of them.



  9. 9

    LET'S HAVE A BIG PARTY FOR HIM!!!! YEAH!!!!



  10. 10

    And then they can swap stories like " Does convict ass taste like Dallas Cowboy ass?"

  11. theJB says – reply to this


    11

    Since I was the first post, do i really get a free gift card? this is so exciting!! thanks P-Nasty!



  12. 12

    A limo, strippers and an open bar….look at this way - he won't be driving..

  13. berri says – reply to this


    13

    If I'm not mistaken, he lived with Jessica's family as a teenager due to problems within his own family. If you *really* knew your stuff, you would have known this and wouldn't be SO surprised that she is good friends with him.



  14. 14

    hey perez i heard through a prison snitch that he supports gay mariage, whats your opinion of him now



  15. 15

    Re: theJB – Why yes you do, it's worth $8 at Chik-fil-a and it's already in the mail!



  16. 16

    it was a fucking accident you idiot.
    lets hope nothing like that ever happens to you fatass.
    btw…stop using the gay marriage thing for publicity.



  17. 17

    whats with all the "she cant find true love" and her having "bad taste in guys" comments… she's just friends with him.. no one ever said they were dating.. they've been friends for years, obviously he did a bad thing and i'm not defending him but theres no need for her to not see him when he's out of jail



  18. 18

    Judgemental much, Mario?



  19. 19

    They would make a cute couple. Better than that douchebag John Mayer or Tony Romo.



  20. 20

    Mario, you are giving him importance, PR, promotion and exposure. Thanx to you and if you keep on talking about him, he will get a new acting job son (unless his character is resucitated in "Prison Break")



  21. 21

    A murderer???? It was an accident you judgemental fucktard.



  22. 22

    Also, he is not a murderer….yes, he caused someone's death, but it was manslaughter….VERY big difference idiot!



  23. 23

    At least he stood up and took responsibility for his actions. I'll bet money he is not a repeat offender.



  24. 24

    A murderer is someone who intentionally kills someone else. If you must rant against Garrison (and I don't see why you must; he fucked up; haven't you ever fucked up Perez?)
    the worse you can call him is a killer.



  25. 25

    Re: cockface – I heard he keeps a picture of Perez in his jailhouse wallet!



  26. 26

    i really don't think it's fair to call him a murderer, he made a mistake, albeit a huge one, it was still unintentional



  27. 27

    zitface thunderthighs



  28. 28

    I can't believe this douch bag is already getting out of jail. HE KILLED SOMEONE. for all the idiots claiming "he made a mistake" go f*ck yourselves, I'm sure the parents of the kid he KILLED don't feel that way. what was this perv doing getting little teenagers f*cked up and then driving them around. sick fuck..hopefully someone will "accidentally" kill his worthless ass. white trash!!!



  29. 29

    Is it just me, or does he look a wee bit like K.Fed in this picture???



  30. 30

    He's leaving jail in a limo after serving for manslaughter? TACKY MUCH?

  31. janda says – reply to this


    31

    i saw some of this story on e! today and i kinda figure that those teenagers shouldnt have gotten into the car with him in the first place.



  32. 32

    eww look at her zits!! looks like proactiv has failed us all.



  33. 33

    Re: kid toucher smurf – thats bottom of the barrel spanking material



  34. 34

    Oh Perez, another post to point out that you have no idea what you are talking about.
    Here's a little tip from dictionary . com:
    And btw -while its a horrible, horrible thing that happened, and I think he should have done more time - what he did was not planned or intentional. How many times have most of you gotten into a car with your friend after a dinner or a party, knowing they were not 100% sober? ( driving or being a passenger) Not putting blame on the boy that lost his life, Lane shouldn't have been driving in the first place, but just pointing out we all as humans make decisions that are questionable or are not in the best interest of ourselves and/or others.

    -man⋅slaugh⋅ter   [man-slaw-ter]
    noun
    1. Law. the unlawful killing of a human being without malice aforethought.

    mur⋅der   [mur-der] Show IPA
    –noun
    1. Law. the killing of another human being under conditions specifically covered in law. In the U.S., special statutory definitions include murder committed with malice aforethought, characterized by deliberation or premeditation or occurring during the commission of another serious crime, as robbery or arson (first-degree murder), and murder by intent but without deliberation or premeditation (second-degree murder).



  35. 35

    Oh Perez, another post to point out that you have no idea what you are talking about.
    Here's a little tip from dictionary . com:
    And btw -while its a horrible, horrible thing that happened, and I think he should have done more time - but what he did was not planned or intentional. How many times have most of you gotten into a car with your friend after a dinner or a party, knowing they were not 100% sober? ( driving or being a passenger) Not putting blame on the boy that lost his life, Lane shouldn't have been driving in the first place, , but just pointing out we all as humans make decisions that are questionable or are not in the best interest of ourselves and/or others.

    -man⋅slaugh⋅ter   [man-slaw-ter]
    noun
    1. Law. the unlawful killing of a human being without malice aforethought.

    mur⋅der   [mur-der] Show IPA
    –noun
    1. Law. the killing of another human being under conditions specifically covered in law. In the U.S., special statutory definitions include murder committed with malice aforethought, characterized by deliberation or premeditation or occurring during the commission of another serious crime, as robbery or arson (first-degree murder), and murder by intent but without deliberation or premeditation (second-degree murder).



  36. 36

    Re: italianvenus – Since your in definitions, Man Cherry:caused by anal sex. the rubbing of the dick on the asshole causes a small bubble filled with blood, which intern pops and is very painfull
    after that rough anal sex last night,i think that i might have formed a man cherry He got a few of these in prison!



  37. 37

    SO WHAT?



  38. 38

    His family sent him to live with the Simpsons when he was a teen in the hopes that Papa Joe would set him on the straight and narrow…guess you don't do any research. That's pretty sad.



  39. 39

    So human life is only worth a few months in prison these days? He definitely got off easy. This is sick. Jessica is a loser as well.

  40. c0688 says – reply to this


    40

    aww i feel so bad for her , she did nothing wrong just leave the girl alone ! at least if she going to be out of the spotlight let her live a normal life .



  41. 41

    Perez, Did you even graduate high school? Yoy seem to be lacking…something. Here is a person who has shown deep remorse and has done his time—why on earth would you target him? You are showing a deep mean streak and a lack of empathy…I wish Lane all the best. As for you, Perez, why don't you try reading a book or doing your homework. You are a shallow, silly person.



  42. 42

    no wonder he was killed off prison break so early …



  43. 43

    That talentless hack may as well get "Super Captain Retard" tattooed across her uneducated forehead.



  44. 44

    You don't know what the word murder means Perez.



  45. 45

    Okay…what he did was really messed up but come on Perez…he didn't kill the kid on purpose. He should have never driven drunk BUT are you going to say you have never done something really stupid or participated in risky behavior. I am sure even when he gets out of prison he will pay every day for the rest of his life….his concience will never let him rest.



  46. 46

    April 24. RECOGNIZE THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE 1,500,000 DEAD. SHAME ON YOU TURKEY. RECOGNIZE 94 YEARS OF DENIAL. APRIL 24, 1915



  47. 47

    Anyone who follows celeb gossip knew J. Simp and Garrison were friends.

  48. Laxer says – reply to this


    48

    Welcome Back, Lane. Bottoms up!!



  49. 49

    Drinking, driving and killing someone is not a fucking accident. If your child, brother, sister etc had their brains scattered all over thr rode due to a fucking drunk driver you would not be calling it an accident. Fucking libtards.



  50. 50

    As much as drinking and driving is WRONG….the person who gets into the care with the person who is intoxicated is as much as fault as the person who is driving…..People, all that are involved should be punished accordingly!!!
    As for being a murderer….I think that is being harsh! Would he have been called a murderer if he killed himself and no one else?
    As for Jessica being his friend….friends to bail on friends when they are in need! Good for her.



  51. 51

    As much as drinking and driving is WRONG….the person who gets into the car with the person who is intoxicated is as much as fault as the person who is driving…..People, all that are involved should be punished accordingly!!!
    As for being a murderer….I think that is being harsh! Would he have been called a murderer if he killed himself and no one else?
    As for Jessica being his friend….friends don't bail on friends when they are in need! Good for her.



  52. 52

    Re: LENAGIRL – As much as drinking and driving is WRONG….the person who gets into the car with the person who is intoxicated is as much as fault as the person who is driving…..People, all that are involved should be punished accordingly!!!
    As for being a murderer….I think that is being harsh! Would he have been called a murderer if he killed himself and no one else?
    As for Jessica being his friend….friends don't bail on friends when they are in need! Good for her.



  53. 53

    I hope the kid's parents file a wrongful death suit and get every single cent he has. I hope they get millions out of that white trash. These dumbass celebrities make all the money in the world and they still don't have enough sense to hire a driver if they are going to drink. What also is so upsetting is that the celebrities always get off lightly or they never serve their full terms for getting DWI. IF it were you or me we would have the book thrown at us and we would have to serve double or triple the time he did. That poor kid lost his life because of his stupidity and I hope Garrison feels guilty for the rest of his life. AS far as Jessica sending him a limo, well what can I say, she is a dumbass too.



  54. 54

    I can't believe the stupid people on this site. It was just an accident. Tell that to the boy's parents. This white trash killed someone and the people on this website act like it is no big deal, its an accident. First of all, why was he partying with teenagers. He is a 26 year old man partying with two 15 yr old girls and a 17 yr old boy. What is wrong with him. Why can't he find people his own age to party with. Is his ego so big that he needs teenage praise. Second, he had the choice he got behind the wheel, he is the older one, the teenagers were probably star struck and got into the car with him. He chose to get behind the wheel after drinking and doing blow. Third, a DUI manslaughter charge should get a mandatory sentence of 5 yrs or more, no early release. I am tired of these celebrities getting off lightly just because they have money. celebrities are the biggest dumb asses of all. They have all the money in the world and they will not hire drivers whenever they are going to party. How dumb is that. I hope the boys parents sue him for everything he has got. Who knows if he even feels guilty? Afterall, celebrities say one thing and do another. He may be a selfish pig and not even feel guilty. Lets see 6 months from now when pictures of him show up boozing again. As far as the Simpson's giving him a ride and throwing him a party, well they have no brains or class anyhow. .