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"I wasn't prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I'd say, 'Dean, how's it looking down there? Do I need to shave?' But of course I couldn't shave. So Dean had to shave me. He'd hold up a mirror and say 'How'd I do?' Or he'd take a picture with his Blackberry to show me."

- Tori Spelling, on her hairy puss when she was sperminated, in her new book Mommywood

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  1. 1

    FIRST!!!!!! NEW THATS FUCKIN NASTY… I WOULD NEVER LET MY MAN SHAVE ME HELLLLLLLLLLLLL NO



  2. 2

    GROOOSSSSSSSSSSS



  3. 3

    Wow, seriously T.M.I…..



  4. 4

    Uuugh… I'm gonna throw up!



  5. 5

    that's bullshit — when i was pregnant, i was big; but i was still able to shave…



  6. 6

    Yuck such a stupid quote from such a stupid has-been.



  7. 7

    Euuuughhh this woman is rank in every way!



  8. 8

    SIck. That's why I'm lasering, so I won't ever have to worry too much about grooming.

  9. sauer says – reply to this


    9

    Never in my life would i let my man shave me, then let him take picture of it to see how he had muddled it up?! fuck no! I'd muddle through it myself! you can go by feel you know! or for christ sake, go get that shit waxed!



  10. 10

    with a manly face like that the bitch should wax too



  11. 11

    That's cute.



  12. 12

    T-M-I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  13. 13

    Why is this icky icky poo….whats wrong with giving your pregnant wife a hand. I shaved my wife's vag all the time when she was pregnant. What did the vagina ever do to traumatize you so, Mario? Must have been horrific to make you hate women and child birth, with all the things that go with it, so much. You are a stereotype of a stereotype in a bad joke.



  14. 14

    Its called waxing bitch! That is how you take care of hair issues in precgnancy and beyond!



  15. 15

    that's bullshit — when i was pregnant (& big!) I was still able to shave myself without needing help from my husband. She's full of it.



  16. 16

    Eww did we really need to know about her bush? I know pregnant friends of mine who had no problem shaving down there. Spread em and follow the path of hair. You dont need to be a genius to figure it out.



  17. 17

    I don't believe that someone with as much access to money as her wouldn't have had electrolysis already - or at least a wax appointment.

    Still love her though.



  18. 18

    eeeewwww.



  19. 19

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    she had to write THATinto a book, REALLY? for real??
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    TMI
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  20. 20

    you people are retarded. you'll let your man do all sorts of things to your vag but shave it….how is that gross…I can think of way grosser things to keep your man from doing to it.



  21. 21

    do you really have to post this?!!
    and do you really have to say this in public?!!!



  22. 22

    Serioously, I just had breakfast. Give a girl some warning! WHY would you commit that like anecdote to paper? Who needs to know that? Oy.



  23. 23

    WAY TO MUCH INFOS !!!!!!!



  24. 24

    I man would shave it with his teeth. Even my dog can handle it.



  25. 25

    omg so dissssgusting! if it was anyone else but her it probably would be ok. but she is so nasty i reeeeally hate everything about her. i feel sorry for her really shes so horrid looking and obnoxiously annoying, she always looks like she's sucking on a lemon!



  26. 26

    GROSS!!! Did we really need to know this about this FUGLY ass has been? The only reason why she "made" it in Hollyweird was because her Dad was a producer and also filthy rich. Her "nose job" looks like crap (the left nostril is lower than the right one) and her eyes are HUGE, but they look like they're on the side of her face … almost reminds me of a fish underwater. Luke Perry once said that her face reminded him of a CAMEL. He was right! LMAO



  27. 27

    OMFG TMI TMI!!!!!

    :( why did i need to know this? ew



  28. 28

    OKay this is the perfect example of too much information.



  29. 29

    Wow- a little TOO MUCH information there, Tori.
    Her children will be so proud to read that one day.



  30. 30

    WTF

  31. essie says – reply to this


    31

    oh god



  32. 32

    Re: Different Puppet Same Master
    Its not icky poo to have him shave her–Its icky poo to write about it in a book for everyone to read!!!



  33. 33

    Do people in the US actually pay the price of a book to read such stuff?????



  34. 34

    she's a pig. that is beyond gross. maybe doing that on someone else, but not her! i bet that husband of her's didn't think he signed up for that when he cheated on his wife with her. jokes on him, she didn't get the mother load! he is now living hell on earth!



  35. 35

    PLEASE PEREZ FEATURE THIS MUSIC GROUP ON YOUR SITE THESE GUYZ ARE AWSOME I BOUGHT THERE CD FROM THEM IN A KROGER PARKING LOT IN TENNESSEE ALL THEY NEED IS SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO GET THEM OUT THERE THEY ARE SO GOOD IT AMAZES ME THERE CD HAS NOT 1 NOT 2 BUT 18 HIT SONGS BUT YET THEY ARE UNSIGNED JUST GIVE THEM 5 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME AND CHECK EM OUT WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LILAIZY1 OR WWW.THEVILLANBOYZ.COM



  36. 36

    EWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…
    Just when we thought this disgusting home wrecker couldn't get any more rank..



  37. 37

    does the book come with crayons? or do you have to buy them seperate?



  38. 38

    OK - she's just an ass - that way TMI, and nobody cares anyway. She needs to filter the crap that comes out of her mouth.



  39. 39

    Ugh, shit's sick. Did anybody ever want to know that?



  40. 40

    Umm EW! That is waaaayyy too much information. If you are at a point when you're pregnant where you can't even shave then who cares, does it really matter either way.



  41. 41

    TMI - and who gives a shit about Tori Spelling



  42. 42

    CAN WE SAY TOO MUCH INFO…DAMN SHE'S A NASTY BITCH. I JUST ATE MY LUNCH AND NOW I THINK IM GOING TO LOOSE IT…



  43. 43

    TMI. Some things are very private, intimate and should stay that way! Do we really need to know about her hairy labia and who shaves it??? I don't!



  44. 44

    Oh, for Pete's sake… she might as well have told us how - that one time - she edged the pond with manicure scissors. I hope this book is written in disappearing ink. At least the folk who buy it will have a nice journal to write in.



  45. 45

    Ewwwww…
    What's next? Her husband administering douche when she was pregnant? Douchebag!!! TMI



  46. 46

    TMI! wtf is wrong with her.



  47. 47

    every pregnant woman goes thru this at some point. she just wrote it in a book.



  48. 48

    Re: Different Puppet Same Master – I think we all say TMI (too much information!) and have a problem with it not just because her husband was shaving her vagina, but because SHE IS TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT IT. :(



  49. 49

    OMG- that's way tooooo much nasty information!



  50. 50

    WTF Who gives damned shit about it????? Man….she's such a loser



  51. 51

    I think I'm gonna fuckin barf.
    … well, at least he didn't have to look at her face… blechhh!!!



  52. 52

    Eww she is just nasty….I can only imagine what kind of people would buy her book…..yuck.



  53. 53

    T.M.I. That is just gross; no one needs to know that!!!!



  54. 54

    TMI



  55. 55

    Everytime she opens her mouth She loses a brain cell or two



  56. 56

    Doesn't surprise me that she has others do such intimate work - "That's so far for me…"
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    Her idea of making dinner is… reservations. I've seen her show. She gets all her friends to work like dogs so she can go lay on the beach and read a magazine. Lazy cow if you ask me. Too much maintenance. Gives women everywhere a bad name. She should try not being a spoiled brat for like, 5 seconds. Makes you wonder how eff'd up her kids will turn out.



  57. 57

    Time for another open letter from Candy to try to put a little sense in that air head. But is might be Mission Impossible. Team Candy.



  58. 58

    TMI. Tori, good grief! Thank god your father Aaron Spelling can't read your book because he is dead. But your mother is going to read it and I bet poor woman is going to have a heart attack and join her dear beloved Aaron.
    And then you'll inherit all those billions $$$$$$ !!! :(



  59. 59

    Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much info



  60. 60

    OMG HOW SICK IS THATT!!!!



  61. 61

    This…is oversharing.



  62. 62

    THAT IS WAY MORE INFO THAN I CAN TO KNOW !
    GROSS.
    THAT WILL BE WHAT I THINK OF WHEN I SEE HER NOW, DEAN SHAVING AWAY !



  63. 63

    EW..TMI.



  64. 64

    she looks like the "DADO" from ultra-man



  65. 65

    HASNT SHE EVER HEARD OF WAXING…THAT WOULD BE A LOT EASIER THAN FORCING HER HUBBY TO SHAVE HER HAIRY ASS PREGNANCY TWAT…



  66. 66

    I dont understand why this is so disgusting. Why is it such a horrifying thing to have your best friend, your mate, your everything, help you in an intimate area? He does other things to the area, why is this considered "disgusting"? Some women experience severe pain while pregnant. I did. I wasnt able to bend and move without being in pain, unable to take medication. Not to mention, if I moved too much I would contract, threatening early labour. So, yes, in time of pregnancy you may need help.



  67. 67

    someone needs to hax his blackberry and upload those pics

  68. MP says – reply to this


    68

    Ugh…way too much information. Doesn't she know she can pay a professional for that?



  69. 69

    That's just a little too much information for me to handle before my first cup of coffee. Really, Tori, some things are better left not told to the general public. Keep it inside your close circle of friends.



  70. 70

    TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!



  71. 71

    Removing pubic hair is a vile fetish. I hope the trend goes away very very soon.

    and did Tori say what COLOR it was/is? not bottle blond probably.

    and why does it matter how it "looks," who's looking besides…oh never mind. what a repugnant woman. Their kids can't possibly have IQs over 90.



  72. 72

    hahahaha that's funny! I love when stars say things that make us all remember they are human too! She's great:] Not gonna lie, makes me glad I got that shit lasered off! hahaha



  73. 73

    Ok, Tori. first of all, you're an idiot! When I was preggo I was still able to trim the bush still. You can't see your own vajajay? Prop your leg over the toilet and use a hand held mirror! Only an idiot wouldn't be able to shave themselves even when pregnant. WHat did you also have your Deenie do? Wipe your ass after you took a Sh*t cus you can't reach around? U just wanted attention, admit it!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  74. 74

    I wanna see the photos Dean took.



  75. 75

    Re: contrarianchick
    ROFLMFAO!!!!!! You are probably SO RIGHT!!!!!



  76. 76

    WTF???????

    TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!



  77. 77

    I did NOT need to know that. Brain-eraser, please!

  78. daniT says – reply to this


    78

    ewwww



  79. 79

    ewww



  80. 80

    ummm……. was that really necessary? theres some things…….. just TMI.



  81. 81

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.



  82. 82

    hahhahhahaahahhahahaahaha



  83. 83

    OMG, I didn't even know she could SEEM MORE DISGUSTING! TMI!



  84. 84

    TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  85. 85

    UUUUGGGGGHHHH !!

    TMI, TMI



  86. 86

    EEEEW!!!



  87. 87

    I Guess that's LOVE..Gross, but love



  88. 88

    She is soo desperate for antention!

  89. Tulip says – reply to this


    89

    At least her husband is good for something. Is this how he makes his living? No wait, he just sells his wife and babies to the highest bidder.



  90. 90

    something about this is just……weird. really really weird……like why cant she go get a wax job or something….i dont know for sure but i think waxing is still ok when youre preggo >.>



  91. 91

    Just one more reason not to read Tori's book. Way too much information.



  92. 92

    Thats gross…..How did I do LOL…Well I shaved my own crotch when i was preggers Tori…I think you just wanted to let people know your man removed all the vegetation from your forrest.



  93. 93

    wow, that's some quality reading……..



  94. 94

    what a gross bitch
    no one wants to read that shit
    gawd im pretty sure you have to read a book or two before youre allowed to write one, how much of an air head can you possibly be? thats hollywood for you.



  95. 95

    WHAT THE FUCK? arent you lopsided tits gross enough?



  96. 96

    This is the funniest shit I ever read.



  97. 97

    What she asks him to do behind closed doors is their business. Wth did she feel it necessary to write it down in a book for the public to read?



  98. 98

    ew…



  99. 99

    … what an interesting life these two lead



  100. 100

    Wow. That's love. Ew. And definitly TMI!

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