"I wasn't prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I'd say, 'Dean, how's it looking down there? Do I need to shave?' But of course I couldn't shave. So Dean had to shave me. He'd hold up a mirror and say 'How'd I do?' Or he'd take a picture with his Blackberry to show me."
- Tori Spelling, on her hairy puss when she was sperminated, in her new book Mommywood
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