It Couldn't Have Been Scripted Better!

Filed under: Heidi Montag

Guess who caught the bouquet at Speidi's wedding this weekend???

No, not Lauren Conrad - she sped off and left the church as soon as her contractual obligation was over.

None other than Kristin Cavallari caught the bouquet.

What a coincidence!

    Posted: Apr 26, 2009 at 2:55 pm / Email this  »

    74 comments to “It Couldn't Have Been Scripted Better!”



    1. 1

      What did you get Speidi for a wedding gift? Hell they should give you a gift for all the press you give them. Remember when MTV actually showed music videos?!? Ahhhh those were the days!!!!



    2. 2

      WHO CARES



    3. 3

      YAWWWWNNNNNN-thanks mario,did you eat too much cake?



    4. 4

      So………NEXT



    5. 5

      fricking love kristin.

      good for her. haha.

      lauren is so annoying.



    6. 6

      D'aww no one cares.



    7. 7

      F-tard fix this fucking site…………..SLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW



    8. 8

      i can not stand them!! all of them!! they make me sick!!



    9. 9

      is this wedding the miss California replacemnent? cant you talk about anything else?



    10. 10

      Hey Sharron
      Tell Ozzy we all said Hi!



    11. 11

      Big Ol' Who Gives a Ratz Ass!



    12. 12

      Re: JigSaw – What up saw?????



    13. 13

      Re: JigSaw – What up saw??????????????



    14. 14

      who the fuck even cares?



    15. 15

      who the fuck cares……..



    16. 16

      Re: JigSaw – Hey Jiggy, are u employed, because like your like always on here……..



    17. 17

      I don't know why she'd even be there. Ugh.



    18. 18

      LAWLRUS



    19. 19

      STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE!



    20. 20

      Re: RedWingsFan – your Wings are doing pretty good too bad they won't make it past the second round =P



    21. 21

      Getting her ready for her debut……another famewhore



    22. 22

      Ummm Porkez, how come you weren't invited to Speidi wedding?? You invited them to you big birthday bash a month ago… You know the one where you wore a skirt, pink boots and pink panties? That's really not nice they didn't invite you to their wedding… I would be very offended…. :(



    23. 23

      Always loved Kristin more than LC. The only thing more appealing about LC is the way she dresses. Other than that, team Kristin all the way . She has way more personality. I hate to admit I watched Laguna beach but i'm addicted to MTV and I watced it. And before I knew anything about Laguna Beach and I heard LC this and that, when I saw Kristin, I assumed Kristin must be LC, cause she was so much cooler. She is also prettier in my opinion.



    24. 24

      Always loved Kristin more than LC. The only thing more appealing about LC is the way she dresses. Other than that, team Kristin all the way . She has way more personality. I hate to admit I watched Laguna beach but i'm addicted to MTV and I watced it. And before I knew anything about Laguna Beach and I heard LC this and that, when I saw Kristin, I assumed Kristin must be LC, cause she was so much cooler. She is also prettier in my opinion. O and LC is way more snobby than Kristin was ever…..Kristin is just a normal girl that won't take shiot!



    25. 25

      Always loved Kristin more than LC. The only thing more appealing about LC is the way she dresses. Other than that, team Kristin all the way . She has way more personality. I hate to admit I watched Laguna beach but i'm addicted to MTV and I watced it. And before I knew anything about Laguna Beach and I heard LC this and that, when I saw Kristin, I assumed Kristin must be LC, cause she was so much cooler. She is also prettier in my opinion. O and LC is way more snobby than Kristin was ever…..Kristin is just a normal girl that won't take shiot!!!



    26. 26

      and OF COUSE LAUREN DIDNT Catch it, the girl ain't NEVER getting married!



    27. 27

      and OF COUSE LAUREN DIDNT Catch it, the girl ain't NEVER getting married!!!!



    28. 28

      Re: Haagen-Dazs

      Perez did go and wore a Fucking "Hoodie" under his sports jacket that had the matching Hoodie material on the lapel and at the elbows. What a stupid Fucking Tool!!!!!!



    29. 29

      and OF COUSE LAUREN DIDNT Catch it, the girl ain't NEVER getting married!!!!!!!!!



    30. 30

      and OF COUSE LAUREN DIDNT Catch it, the girl ain't NEVER getting married!!!!!!!!! She's a lesbian anyway, trying t o make heidi choose her over spencer!



    31. 31

      and OF COUSE LAUREN DIDNT Catch it, the girl ain't NEVER getting married!!!!!!!!! She's a lesbian anyway, trying t o make heidi choose her over spencer!!!!!!



    32. 32

      and OF COUSE LAUREN DIDNT Catch it, the girl ain't NEVER getting married!!!!!!!!! She's a lesbian anyway, trying t o make heidi choose her over spencer!!!!!! And right now lesbians can't get married in cali, only in mass and maybe one other state? But all her friends are straight anyway, the girls are. So Sorry LC lol



    33. 33

      and OF COUSE LAUREN DIDNT Catch it, the girl ain't NEVER getting married!!!!!!!!! She's a lesbian anyway, trying t o make heidi choose her over spencer!!!!!! And right now lesbians can't get married in cali, only in mass and maybe one other state? But all her friends are straight anyway, the girls are. So Sorry LC lollololol



    34. 34

      and OF COUSE LAUREN DIDNT Catch it, the girl ain't NEVER getting married!!!!!!!!! She's a lesbian anyway, trying t o make heidi choose her over spencer!!!!!! And right now lesbians can't get married in cali, only in mass and maybe one other state? But all her friends are straight anyway, the girls are. So Sorry LC lollolololololol



    35. 35

      Re: **LondonHockeyGurL** – Hahahaha-thanks-yea either Luongo or Da Ducks-we'll see:)!



    36. 36

      oh HELL no.



    37. 37

      Did Grody catch the garter then?



    38. 38

      FUCK YOU STUPID CIG WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    39. 39

      they will be divorced in 2 years.



    40. 40

      Lauren Conrad is not only whiney, talentless and unattractive, but she has terrible manners and no class. I don't care if she hates those twats. If you go to a wedding, show some decorum. I'm glad she's done with the Hills; I can't wait till she's out of the rags and blogs. NOT that I'm at all interested in Heidi / Spencer / Audrina, and, especially Lo (I don't even watch their show, that's how much they are shoved down our throats!!) … but, I did see Laguna Beach a few times and thought Kristen Cavallari was the only watchable, redeeming one of the bunch …



    41. 41

      Re: PEREZ=ONEUGLYFATMOFO

      learn how to post you fuckin noob



    42. 42

      Re: PixieDust and Beer – Oops, I didn't know he was there … my bad…. Yes, our Porkez likes to make a fashion statement! He is totally FABOOSH. Even his dog Teddy has a cute tiny pink purse!!! ;)



    43. 43

      I am posting you moron condoms…..If i didn't know how to post, you wouldnt see a post by me lol



    44. 44

      SO!



    45. 45

      heh, it's so funny how dumb some of you are. Some of you need a life. I post here rarely, and like now i gotta go. But some of you, like the condom head over there, are truly dumbazzes. I like my posts to repeat, so that's why i post them that way! Don't like it, go somewhere else =) And get a life! =) ta ta losers!



    46. 46

      heh, it's so funny how dumb some of you are. Some of you need a life. I post here rarely, and like now i gotta go. But some of you, like the condom head over there, are truly dumbazzes. I like my posts to repeat, so that's why i post them that way! Don't like it, go somewhere else =) And get a life! =) ta ta losers!!!!!!!!



    47. 47

      heh, it's so funny how dumb some of you are. Some of you need a life. I post here rarely, and like now i gotta go. But some of you, like the condom head over there, are truly dumbazzes. I like my posts to repeat, so that's why i post them that way! Don't like it, go somewhere else =) And get a life! =) ta ta losers!!!!!!!! Stop sitting on your butts collection welfare!



    48. 48

      heh, it's so funny how dumb some of you are. Some of you need a life. I post here rarely, and like now i gotta go. But some of you, like the condom head over there, are truly dumbazzes. I like my posts to repeat, so that's why i post them that way! Don't like it, go somewhere else =) And get a life! =) ta ta losers!!!!!!!! Stop sitting on your butts collection welfare!!!



    49. 49

      heh, it's so funny how dumb some of you are. Some of you need a life. I post here rarely, and like now i gotta go. But some of you, like the condom head over there, are truly dumbazzes. I like my posts to repeat, so that's why i post them that way! Don't like it, go somewhere else =) And get a life! =) ta ta losers!!!!!!!! Stop sitting on your butts collection welfare!!!!!!!



    50. 50

      um kristin sucks the only reason why shes gonna be on the hills because she isnt making any money now go away kristin gosh and im wont be watching the hills once lauren leaves because she made the hills =]



    51. 51

      Yeah she caught it cause she was the only one there after it was over.

      && She only stayed cause she heard she could get a little publicity.



    52. 52

      Re: Long Dong Connery – Hey Bud, how goes it?



    53. 53

      Re: SuperNovaTop – Nah, if you really care, im at work right now, but dont worry about me, jiggy is ok



    54. 54

      I FUCKING LOVE KRISTIN!!!
      I WILL ACTUALLY WATCH THE HILLS IF SHE'S ON IT!!!



    55. 55

      HAHHHA thats hilaaarrriouss!



    56. 56

      Re: JigSaw – See you have a job like mine….what else do we have in common.. :) )



    57. 57

      You mean you didn't catch ball gargler? Oh, that's right, boy humpers still can't get married in this state ! WAAAAAAAAH! Keep lickin' Teedy's browneye Mario!



    58. 58

      LAME AND MORE FUCKING LAME….FOR SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS THEY DON'T LIKE THE FUCKIN HILLS AND THE CAST…YOU SURE DO REPORT ON THEM ALOT…DOES ANYONE EVEN WATCH THIS BULLSHIT "REALITY" SHOW ANYMORE????



    59. 59

      follow me twitter.com/zack_sadowski



    60. 60

      Who the fuck is crazy enough to marry that bitch?



    61. 61

      It's sort of pathetic that even their wedding day is scripted and phony.



    62. 62

      Hope she marries Jenner.. He's HOT



    63. 63

      HAAGAN-DAZ, he was invited, there are pictures of him there.

      The whole wedding is a joke. and now that LC is gone, the hills is even more pointless than ever.



    64. 64

      Lauren is fat :(



    65. 65

      Re: RedWingsFan

      Pens are gonna win the cup :)



    66. 66

      What an interesting spin. The Hills was my guilty pleasure. Not even I can stomach the crap thats being written anymore.



    67. 67

      who??



    68. 68

      Skankella Kristin…..the flowers probably immediately wilted and died upon contact with her porcine flesh! :-D



    69. 69

      Who cares??? Why do you even bother with these two losers??

    70. Laxer says – reply to this


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      How many people did Kristen injure while diving for the bouquet?



    71. 71

      they r all stupid and need to stop filming their lives because no one cares ne more.



    72. 72

      I love Heidi! I just hope Spencer will treat her with the love and respect she deserves!



    73. 73

      Fuck yeaaaa! I cannot wait to see whats upwith her! Although i do… i do this… www.myspace.com/kristincavallarifanclub



    74. 74

      i love kristin wooooooooooooooooooooo