What's Funnier?
Filed under: Jessica Alba
YESsica Alba getting pulled over by police this weekend or the paparazzi loosing their shit at each other?
It's a tie.
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Idiots.
huh, this was funny?
I never get first!!!!! : (
Why did 80s Chick get banned?
the cop should have tazed those idiot paps!
No, the BEST part is the ONE WAY sign pointing in the OPPOSITE direction lmaoooooo
Gawd what's with the slow ass updates today? And some shitty ass updates too.
"That what I said to your momma last night" LMAO
lol
what a stupid circus
So she got a ticket. blah.
HOPE SHE HAD HER GREEN CARD!
I know she got a ticket for going the wrong way down an alley, but she should have been ticketed for too dark of window tint on the front windows.
Re: St00p!d is as St00p!d does – It's always slow on the weekends.
Hahaha! It cracks me up when the paps get mad at each other.
Omg how fucking borinG!
paparazzi are so dumb.
Man those paps look like skids. They look like inmates! Proabably are.
hilarious.
The paparazzi are assholes!
Where in the fuck do they find these paparazzi from? Good lord they sound like they are from mars. What type of accent was that?
It's spelled "Losing"…. ya looser.
"so if I want to fight it do I have to show up to court?, Wouldnt that be your lucky day? haha"
what a fuckin bitch…like that cop doesnt have better things to brighten his day than alba in a courtroom.
Oh the paps WIN hands-down. I thought it was funny listening at them bitch at each other.
There is nothing polite about their behaviour.
Re: April Jac – THANK YOU!!! i was just thinking that
GREAT.. 2 YR OLDS FIGHTING IN THE ALLEY. WUT, THE SKULE YARD IS OFF LIMITS?? JESSICA RACKS UP A LOT OF TICKETS. IT'S LIKE EVERY PAP VID SHE'S GETTIN TICKETED.
"Yer breath stinks, man!" Heheh.
Where are those paps from? They don't sound american.
did she seriously say "if i fight this you'll have to show up to court? wouldn't that be your lucky day?" wow she really thinks highly of herself…anyway, this video shows what scum paparazzi agencies have working for them…
hahaha i deff think that the paparazzi fighting is funnier
Re: Spooge –
Yes and "looser" is spelled "loser".
Re: April Jac –
Bahaha never mind I JUST got the joke just now *duh* :0P
fuck the paparazzi
hahahahah they're funny.
hahaha loving the paparazzi fiting!
tooo HIGHlarious!!!!!
definitely the paps loosing their shit
no the paps were way funnier.
Let's see now!! Driving down a ONE way street ~~ going the wrong way.. Bumb twat!! Ticket her I say!!
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People get pulled over all the time, the paparazzi arguing is def funnier.
hahahah dead shits
She seems so nice, dont know why you dont seem to like her perez
Are all of the paps foreign???? God I hate foreign people.
"your breath smells like shit!" hahahahaha so funny!
omgosh haha how did those papps not get in trouble with the cop?
i dont get it but i love it.
LOSING. LOSING. LOSING. NOT LOOSING. LOSING.
omg what are we kindegarteners that just learned swear?
1 Pap to another–"Your breath stinks" He He now that was funny! Alba looked HAPPY??! But I guess I would smile be happy if a ticket only coast me 8 bucks. That is what is like for rich people. Who cares about a 50 or 100 dollar ticket. THEY"RE RICH BITCH!
the paps were funny… and what was that shit Alba said at the end when asked if she would fight the ticket, she would have to show up in court and said to the cop "wouldn't THAT be your lucky day?" Like, Get over yourself Yessica!
Why do 90% of paparazzi sound like they're fresh off the boat from Libya?
She is a beotch….it's a drop in the bucket to her but I am glad she got the ticket?
i love gossip (;
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d video was alri…
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What country do all the Paps come from? They all seem to have a middle eastern accent.
Who are these TERRORIST PAPS?? They should have thier citizenship revoked. "You're expired"…?? LOL!! Yeaaa was that his English word of the day? He had to use it in a sentence. Now lets see if you can sing the National Anthem or recite the Pledge of Alegiance.
stooooopid! YAWN….
I love how theyre bad-azz with each other and most celeb's, but you NEVER see them hassling fitty cent or snoop, Nas. hmmm..wonder why…
So now I get it…the paparazzi are former 7-11 employees?
Nailed, bitch! (I dug the photog fighting, too.)
those stupid paps couldn't even speak english. Get them the fuck outta here with their cameras and ignorant asses. They were beyond rude and annoying.
who cares?