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John Mayer Is Single! (Or So He Says)

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John Mayer is adamantly denying the rumor that he's currently boning Hawaiian Tropic Pageant runner-up Scheana Marie Jancan.

We've heard this tune before!

Mayer was harassed by paps this weekend in Santa Monica begging for details on the singer's latest romance, but John stuck by his story!

"If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend,'" Mayer tried to explain.

To try and prove his point even further, Mayer asked an older woman in a passing car to be his girlfriend and then gave her a big ol' smooch!

What a slut!

We love it!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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33 comments to “John Mayer Is Single! (Or So He Says)”

  1. 1

    Mario Lavadicsuka is adamantly denying the rumor that he's currently boning his dog Teddy but his breath smells like a fire hydrant.

  2. 2

    John Mayer is a giant insecure famewhore desperate loser. I wonder what he is lacking that he feels the need to be such an immense jack*ss. His music is average at best… his greatest talent lies in being a giant star effing narcissistic dyckbag. When, oh when, will he go away?? Has the big depression hit yet there buddy? Why don't you twitter about it, hm? Or go and get a tattoo, hm?

  3. 3

    Perez, you're just another wannabe publicity hound. Your ilk has plagued Hollywood for years and years. You have no real talent in the business. But you manage to make yourself somewhat famous in a very tedious way.
    R.J. Johnson
    Prime-time shows on PBS, Showtime,
    Bravo, NBC (synd.), Fam. Ch., KTLA etc.

  4. 4

    That is what they all (celebs) say within the first 3 months of their relationship. Next there will be the "lunch at the ivy phase", the famous interview phase, the vacation in the carribbean phase, and plop- the highly publicized break up…on to the next cowboy….

  5. 5

    This big fat hypocrit with all his talk about hating fame and US magazine and all of the people in it only to now jump on every HOllywood bandwagon whenever he gets the chance, which he only got after dating all of the female stars he formerly dissed… oh yeah because he's such an (f)artist. he's a creep, and where I get my hair done, whenever one of his songs comes on the radio the stylists all groan and change the channel. LOL

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  7. 7

    I'm so happy jennifer is not with this famewhore anymore!! Just go away or stop writing about him MARIO

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    He's a douchebag…he deserves to be single for the rest of his life!

  9. 9

    I'll be your GF Johnny boy:)

  10. 10

    well, once I heard that Perez made out with John Mayer, I totally lost respect for John.. Just shows that John Mayer WILL do anything, and anyone. If I had to make out with Perez to become famous, I would rather stay a nobody…

  11. 11

    douchiest outfit ever!
    two peas in a pod you and him fatso

  12. 12

    He's confused on so many levels.

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  14. 14

    Sigh, poor Jenn.

  15. 15

    Lucky old lady!!!

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  17. 17

    Last night was so nice! It's been way to long. Yat all day. When you said lmiyhnhi I definitely agree. It sucks! :( yni 46 ms. Wish I could have showed you that last night if you were here. stwims You're still gbbm. aifayttwji. Let's just say F it and do it! If you gave me the word I'd make it happen in a heartbeat :)

  18. 18

    I don't even know why you post on this trash Perez…John Mayer is just a creep who pulls weird faces when he sings lol…He's just as trashy as Paris Hilton…eeewww!!

  19. 19

    Nice Mitch Hedberg line, John Mayer!

  20. 20

    I'm an old woman, come fuck me John!!! And bring lots of crack and booze. And a Big Daddy for my son.

  21. 21

    john mayer should kiss…paris hilton? and paris should kiss perez….and katy and anistan….and finally….susan "never been kissed" boyle…

    but i guess she really has been kissed. who knows!

  22. 22

    umm, of COURSE he is single- HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

  23. 23

    Re: Purple Headed Yogurt Slinging Smurf – LOL!!!!!!!! you made my day with his name hahahahaha
    Re: bugaboo78 – LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!Re: Starequisite – She is Katherine von Drachenberg (a.k.a. Kat von D :) )

  24. 24

    I guess if you can sing you can attract hot women…he sure doesn't look like he'd be with Miss Hawaiin Tropic - I guess that is why she is the runner up…probably couldn't see…

  25. 25

    Re: ItalianBella08 – You can do better ItalianBella…

  26. 26

    And who cares? He's such an ugly fuck!

  27. 27

    Gotta say this guy's too young & immature to settle down, especially with someone like Jen the Hen. What was she thinking? Anyway, John, you go boy…sow those wild oats, and have a blast while you're doing it, cuz someday….. :D

  28. 28

    Somebody please tell me why this guy is famous? Oh crappy music.

  29. 29

    So he's single, that will change the minute he's seen with anywoman. The papps have to work harder to find his next romance. John's writing and performance is what makes him a person of interest…..yeah May-er!

  30. 30

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  31. 31

    All this speculation about J. May-er. Nobody is even close to the truth. At least J. May-er can have a good lafff!

  32. 32

    Does anyone know the name of the rocker that John May-er hooked up with for 2 weeks last year?…and by rocker I mean a famous male music star…it was reported & since then J.May-er has raised his profile as a cool, bisexual…

  33. 33

    Say what you wanna say about this flakey dude Perez, but your art work is evolving nicely. Love the pooling effect.