Madonna Finds Salvation Thanks To Jesus!
Filed under: Madonna
Throughout her adoption woes, horse accident and false accusation against an imaginary paparazzo, Madonna has found salvation in boytoy Jesus Luz.
In fact, Jesus is so good for Madge that her friends in the fashion biz have been hiring him, just so the Brazilian model can stay in the United States.
And Marc "The-Man-Himself" Jacobs is campaigning for Jesus' extended residency, calling him a "necessity to the label."
Gotta keep Madonna happy!
Posted: April 27, 2009 at 3:15 pm




OUT COME THE MADONNA FREAKS YET AGAIN……
cute whiteboy
lol no one under the age of 30 even cares about madonna
Well at least she knows how to pick her toys…loll Gotta give that to her…
now lets just hope she plays nicely.lol
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I don't understand a single fucking thing about this post. Why does this shit matter?
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JESUS IS RISING!
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Marc Jacobs is a nasty ass pedophile, and so is Madonna.
Eeewwwww..who wants to see her shriveled up vadge!
Nobody gives a fuck. It would be nice if Madonna would move to Mexico City and catch the swine flu…and that you would join her Perez.
i totally agree with #7
I used to worship Madonna… now I find her to be… a hag
"GRANNY PORN STAR" MADONNA IS HEADED FOR ANOTHER REALITY CHECK! JESUS WONT GO FOR THE KABBALAH CULT!
"Niiice" lol
Re: Flips11 – I don't think anyone over the age of 30 cares about her either!!
Madonna just do us all a favour,just buy a vibrator and shut up about your boy youngins. Your old face the music.
Re: Vulgar Smurf – You're super cute! *hehehe*
GAG ME! He is so gross!!!!
So there are highly qualified computer programers, optical tech's etc… who can't stay in the U.S. due to the lack of H1B Visa's, but you have Marc Jacobs….who runs a company with offices all over the world, claiming that some model is vital to his business's survival? I am shocked that they didn't laugh him out of the room.
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – I THINK MARC IS, TOO.
why would he need the extra jobs when VADGE pays him millions each month to be around her, with more millions every time he agrees to fu ck her.
Madge can't leave the young'ens alone. Can't blame her though. He is a cutie. Not my type, but I can see why she'd like him.
Re: Sweetpiece Adores the Smurfs! – YA KNOW YA WANT IT
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as much as i've always been a hater of madonna all these years I at least respected her drive - but now seeing her chase after this young boy cements the fact that the bitch has serious emotional issues…. i hope Lourdes lives with her real dad these days - and please let mercy james be free from this weird old lady…
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Brazilian Jesus Luz is rumored to be gay, doing Madonna to get a work visa, with the help of Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend Lorenzo Martone, who is also from Brazil
Re: Bigthingzpoppn – LITTLE THINGZ STOPPN
Hah I said it when word of the divorce first leaked. Now Lady Madonna will bounce from Dude to Dude. Very Liz, Liza, and Cherlike. Good Luck Sister
MADge rocking on a guitar is a fucking joke. She plays that like she rides a horse. This hag needs to know she is not an afficianado
I don't care about either one of them.
love madonnaaa!! and jesus is hawt babii
and btw its nice to see a post about a real star instead of the trash about lady gaga all the time
At your age girl, date a rich, fun, powerful man. Not some kid without a high school diploma. You look like an old fool asshole.
Madonna has some gnarly frog thighs!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is right up there with Hulk Hogan's old lady. I will give their boys $10,000. if they can name the last 5 US Presidents!!!
Which I'm sure was Jesus' plan all along…
Re: Vulgar Smurf – I do! Very much!
i swear madonna and jesus make me so bad. number one i like madonna but think shes sooooo overrated its not even funny. and shes not hot nor have a hot body- its like a mans. jesus please do us all a favor and find some 20 year old hottie to tap, not someone your mothers age. im availableeee. byeee love.
Re: Lisa W a Lil L – #25 I believe that her HIGH drive and discipline is equal to her HIGH narcissism; she is in HIGH love with her reflection and nothing else matters…never did, never will. This is pathological narcissism at best.
I'm waiting for the "Save The Children [from Madonna]" T-Shirt line… Any one wanna run with it?
GROSS! Umm, this is SO disgusting. While she should be spending time with her children, she goes whoring around with men that are about as mature as her teenage daughter! Well, she has to get them dumb or they wouldn't stick around for long. She is such a control freak, I'm sure she tells him when he can pee and for how long. Ohhh but she is sooo spiritual! That is why she dumped her husband to go chasing men half her age to make her feel young and significant. I wish she would move to Africa for awhile so we didn't have to see her nasty face or hear anything about her whoring controlling ways. EWWWW!
Why do they have to keep Madonna happy? To Hell with that psycho egomaniac hag.
go madonna.we love y.cant wait for the ghv3 and new music.
Re: Madonnasux – fuck off.madonna is an amazing woman.and guy is supporting her.if jesus is supporting her too thats good.
yay for madge! we love u!
Re: Flips11 – lol wrong im only 20 and i adore her. she has millions of young fans
Re: Flips11 – I am 41 and I love Madonna…so what are u talking about? what's your point?
Madonna was in studio writing lyrics for her new Greatest hits album…so looking forward to the new dance track.
I don't care what they say, i love u Madonna…do what u need to do.
party on madge can you imagine what their days consist of ?whatever you funcking want maybe,i like,hope ive got half the body mo has when i turn how old is she now?
seriously, who cares?
aaghhghh……you disgusting bag
MADONNA ROCKS!
Is that her son or the pool boy?
Thank you for the marvelous laugh, Perez. It's so sick that it's funny!
Re: longislandlatinaa – ovarreted??are u kind or are u blind??look at her last tour!!!everytime she does something is a huge sucess.her tour was the most sucessfull ever!1u call this ovarreted??so what do u call to shitney that no one pays atention to her.u should come to europe or japan or australia or south america.people love madonna.her concerts were all sold out and wait for her new songs.new artist are poor have no personality.she has one and a strong one.she rocks.and she and guy are having the best time with each other.jesus is just a moment.she doesnt love her.Re: Flips11 – go to her concerts.its full of young people asshole.look at her videos on youtube.u rarely see old people
Re: Flips11 – Neither do people over the age of 30.
wheres sheena.shut up.see her concerts asshole and see what kind of people are.so why all her last tour was sold out moron??get a life.madonna is number one.she still doing campaigns and no one sells like her.and her albums are always a sucess
Re: Flips11 – check the videos slut.everybody loves madonna.u people in usa maybe dont but the rest of the world loves her.and her concerts in usa were sold out too
she is amazing
I have to admit I was stupid enough to shell out hundreds of dollars to go to the "Shitty and Sour Tour". It was horrible. 80% of what she sang was crap off of her terrible new CD. She cannot play the guitar and looked ridiculous doing so. And, being in the 6th row on the floor, she looked like a gyrating corpse with a pancake ass. What happened to the Madonna of yesteryear? No longer a fan here, she has become dull and tired.
Re: SeekTruth – Who cares what you think, know-it-all?
You obviously don't like her and this is just a reflection of your biased opinion toward her.
He must love biting her clit.
Re: Moluver – #60 Glad I'm able to tell it like it is and glad I got your reaction! Adulators are compelled to defend their whore.
Re: stars101_sezBradShittIsThePits – CR SUCKS ASSHOLE