Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Adopting babies! Everybody's doing it! They're the new must-have accessory!
You can collect them and trade them, just like Pokemon cards!
And just like Pokemon cards, you can bet they'll end up in the celebrity yard sale known as Dancing With the Stars!
Not surprisingly, it looks like Jennifer Aniston might be gearing up to form her own baby army to compete with You-Know-Who.
A source tells Star magazine that Jen is tired of waiting, so she's taken matters into her own hands, already filing the paperwork with an agency in California. She's planning on
buying adopting a baby boy.
Adopting from the good old U.S. of A! Man is the All-American girl!
According to sources, Jen is planning on forking over $250,000 for a nursery and already has a nanny picked out.