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Oh, boy. It's getting real nasty between the reigning Miss California, Carrie Prejean, and the state's pageant directors, Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler.

In a very catty move, which we LOVE, Lewis and Moakler confirmed to Access Hollywood that the Miss California pageant paid for Carrie Prejean to get breast implants six weeks before the Miss USA competition.

Meow!

She may love Jesus, but Carrie Prejean didn't love the way Jesus made her. So she changed it!

More power to ya, girl! We're all about a woman's right to choose.

[Image via AP.]

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221 comments to “Jesus Loves Fake Titties!”

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  1. 1

    Wow. I can't believe a pageant would pay for their contestant to get implants. Something seems wrong with that.



  2. 2

    Those are fake??? What was she before a -A?



  3. 3

    LMAO! This woman completely FUCKED her chances of EVER working in Hollywood again :) I am so glad a dumb bigoted tool like her LOST :D HAHA! Oh yea it is NOT ok to be a bigot just because "that's how you were raised". LOL!



  4. 4

    : )

    u r so mean perez, that's why i love u…

    CC



  5. 5

    What would Jesus say?



  6. 6

    They should have given her a brain implant.



  7. 7

    i can't blv she did that to herself…and that the pageant paid for it…that is just sick to me..sick.

    i think they shld make a rule that there can be no plastic surgery for these kinds of pageants. we're trying to find true beauty inside and out. not fake ta tas and fake teeth.

    disgusts me what many ppl deem attractive.

    bolted halves of oranges to the chest. sickening..

    CC

  8. u says – reply to this


    8

    God stop talking about her!!! we all ready now she is an ignorant bitch who sucks michael phels or whats hes name cock…



  9. 9

    She got all that work done for NOTHING! LMAO!



  10. 10

    While we're on the subject of Jesus what did he ever say about homosexuality or gay marriage?



  11. 11

    HOLY SHIT SURPRISE BATMAN! We're not all perfect? Get the hell out of town! Really Perez, you're posting some very petty shit on here. Who gives a damn about the fact that she has breast implants?

    You need to grow up child…



  12. 12

    Mario your the lowest form of life.



  13. 13

    yeah that makes her 10,000,001 chicks that have gottan there boobs done.
    BORING!



  14. 14

    I do NOT feel bad for her. The type of criticism she is getting now is what a gay or lesbian feels DAILY. She might just be getting a dose of her own medicine :)



  15. 15

    God dammit Perez!



  16. 16

    she's lame… and can barely speak because she's so dumb and not exactly well spoken. It sucks when you have idiots like this girl suddenly "representing" Christianity and Christian beliefs. She gives it a bad look… I and many others disagree with her soooo much, aside from the fact that she could have answered the question in a diplomatic manner while maintaining her questionable beliefs.

  17. KateM says – reply to this


    17

    I don't understand why someone who doesn't like Perez and/or his openly gay lifestyle would not only read his blog, but take the time to leave comments telling him so. That sounds pretty petty to me.



  18. 18

    isn't california bankrupt?? investing in silicone hasn't seemed to work for decades, so….



  19. 19

    This is a total lie. I know females with inmplants and at 6 weeks, the implants are still sitting VERY HIGH (collar bones). They drop after many many months. If she did the proceedure 6 weeks before the pagant, there is no way they would have settled in that picture.

    PEREZ YOU WILL TRY AND DIG UP EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING TO CURE YOUR HURT FEELINGS. GET OVER IT AND GET COUNSELING. JUST MOVE ON.



  20. 20

    Obsess Much?



  21. 21

    She is so fucked now that she pissed Perez off…. lol



  22. 22

    what a piece of shit! haha yes religion gets the best of ppl!



  23. 23

    Didn't all those girls have fake ones?



  24. 24

    Wow, holding a grudge much? get over it perez!



  25. 25

    And if she was Michael Phelps booty call…she's defintely had sex before marraige. Is that Biblically correct?



  26. 26

    You can tell by looking that they are fake, they look stuck on. Not bad though…

    but how come that the carlifornia pageant paid - thats fucked.



  27. 27

    omg and we thought seh was real HMMMMMM



  28. 28

    Wow, Perez so does half of Hollywood and L.A…..big deal



  29. 29

    THOSE THINGS ARE NOT FAKE….
    -
    ALSO MARIO WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT HER TITS???YOU'RE GAY….YOU LIKE TITTIES ALL OF A SUDDEN????
    -
    SADDEST PART MARIO'S MAN BOOBS ARE BIGGER THAN HERS!



  30. 30

    If she had just had her comment on the show and left it at that, it would be different. But now she is headlining church services saying that gay people chose to be gay. She is a moron that doesn't know what she is talking about, and deserves all of the mockery that is headed her way.



  31. 31

    Seriously, noone cares anymore but you. I know gay people who are utterly ashmed that you are representing the gay community and are embarrassed that such an ass is making them all look like preaching fools.

    Yeah the girl was honest to what she believed and just because you didnt agree with her that makes her a bitch.

    Get over yourself Perez Hilton. You are a self proclaimed celebrity and its utterly pathetic plus you talk crap.



  32. 32

    JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! LAST WEEK YOU MADE A PROCLAMATION THAT YOU WOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT HER. THE MORE YOU TALK ABOUT HER THE STUPIDER YOU LOOK! YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH HER. GET ON WITH IT, MY GOD!



  33. 33

    god hates gay people too. oh wait thats you.



  34. 34

    Re: kissmyassobama

    U sound like stoopid hillbilly cracker.



  35. 35

    WHO CARES!!!!!!!!
    Move on already, damn. It's old news



  36. 36

    i



  37. 37

    she IS beautiful. . .

    just not the best at answering pageant questions without giving her homophobic-parental-brainwashing-opions!



  38. 38

    Perez, you are making this girl famous when we all would have forgotten about her a week or two ago. She should be thanking you! Hehe



  39. 39

    Then call me Jesus!!!!!!!!! Lord tundering………



  40. 40

    MARIO, just because she made you look like the biggest fucktard on earth…..

  41. buck says – reply to this


    41

    i love Miss California…she needs her own talk show!



  42. 42

    A BEAUTY QUEEN WITH FAKE TITTIES, NEVER….I DONT BELIEVE IT…YEAH RIGHT, WHO CARES, SHE'S A BIGOT!
    AND IM SOOO SURE SHE ISNT THE FIRST PAGENT CONTESTANT WITH SILCONE…
    PERETZEL, U'LL DRAG THIS THING OUT ANYWAY YOU CAN.



  43. 43

    Re: Snacktime – how about sactime????



  44. 44

    I had no idea pagents did that - er, um, wrong message being sent???
    -
    (don't get me wrong — I believe in plastic surgery — I think Ashley Simpson's nose job was a great success, and if you want breasts, get them.)
    -
    But as the "standard" for beauty? Seems a bit wrong.



  45. 45

    why arent my comments being posted?



  46. 46

    I smell a hypocrite!!!!! This girl has got things so backwards. It makes me want to throw up!!



  47. 47

    I'm willing to bet this news getting out will upset her FAR more than . . . . good.



  48. 48

    Re: sticky_and_sweet

    exactly. only miss cal here actually HAD a chance go choose, and she choose to screw herself over.



  49. 49

    OH god shut the fuck up already Perez. Your like a damn 4 year old. So what they paid for her fake tit's. Good. You need Lipo, someone should pay for it slob. Just because she doesnt agree with your way of thinking stop trashing the girl all over the place. Grow up dickhead.



  50. 50

    Ha-Ha…does this mean then, that she disagrees with God's design plan for her too??. IF God made her so perfect then why change it? She follows everythign he says. She should have her mouth sewn shut while at it…. Just kidding! Swine Flu is 8 miles away from me! HELP!!!

  51. Jeri says – reply to this


    51

    Re: PUAinNYC – LMAO…I was thinking the same thing!



  52. 52

    Perez is a douche



  53. 53

    Did we really need it confirmed? You can tell which tittays are fake by the look of them…



  54. 54

    Mine are real and I prefer to keep them that way, but now you are grasping at straws Perez… no one cares if she has fake ones… especially Jesus.. or God.. or whoever… well maybe Michael Phelps, but that's it =)



  55. 55

    Re: Bean-Queen – You sound like a sickening fag.



  56. 56

    horrible boobs job…..breast should never be that wide apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they're not circle - it should be teardrop shape. doesn't plastic surgeon know anything??????



  57. 57

    Breast implants are abnormal, unnatural, and a perversion of what God intended.



  58. 58

    Miss California has fake tits *ShoCked*

  59. Shark says – reply to this


    59

    she is smoking hot…why do all gay men have to perpetuate the belief that they are catty and put down individuals….try being supportive mario…she is very hot woman and gave her opinion.

    Had she changed her personal beliefs to say what you wanted to hear…or had said no comment i would have dislike her…but last time i checked the world is full of opinions. Right wrong and otherwise.

    She is allowed to have a religion and the beliefs that come with it and speak her mind honestly. Do people have to agree with your views to be accepted in the world…cuz its gonna be pretty frustrating for you then. Its something called 'free thought' and 'freedom of speech'.
    I get to chose hot young things like her as my desire…and you are free to play with all the hairy buttholes you like….knowing you do that creeps me out..but i would never tell you to stop…called freedom of thought and actions bra….mahalo



  60. 60

    what would jesus say about perez having sex with men?



  61. 61

    Oh Perez, what a sad life you live. Here is someone like you who thinks that gay and lesbians should voice their opinions and the one time that you ask someone for theirs you go on one of you little tiraids. That doesn't seem fair at all now does it. This country is based on individual ideas and opinions. There is a little thing called freedom of speech which I think someone in your position would defitinely respect and uphold. But we were all wrong. If I blew up or called someone a stupid bitch for everytime they had an opinion I didn't agree with I too would be a miserable son of a bitch. If you didn't like the answer you shouldn't have answered the question. And as for the rest of you making crude and stupid remarks about her just read what you wrote and see if that's how you want your children treating other people.



  62. 62

    What were you saying about bullying? hypocrite!. As for a beauty pageant contestant being fake, wow shock (sarcasm) you mean when they say "I want world peace" they are only saying it to further they're careers?. Most contestant's would have just lied like most celebrities who keep perez hilton in they're back pocket to curve smear campaign's and negative press.



  63. 63

    Re: stars101_sezBradShittIsThePits – Is it really necessary to type in all caps? It kind of diminishes the effect of reinforcing your point if every…single…word is capitalized.



  64. 64

    Keith Lewis is a bottom-sucking slug. When he appeared on Greta, he looked like he had just jumped out of bed after a week of sex and drugs with 20 hookers and forgot to shower and shave. And then he didn't even know how many JUDGES WERE IN THE PAGEANT! What a dumb shit! I guess he knows how to count boobs though. Except he's forgetting one boob, HIM!



  65. 65

    hmmmmm i wonder if the bible states fake boobs are an unnatural abomination! lol



  66. 66

    Nobody cares. When beauty pageants become a thing of the past, we'll look back on it all and say that "Beauty pageants jumped the shark when Perez Hilton was made a judge."



  67. 67

    If you click on access Hollywood in your post it takes you to their main page. No where there is there an article about this. So, where are you getting this? Your new best friend, Shanna Moakler? You already lied about this Keith Lewis giving you a "scoop" are you lying again? Keep it up and the lawsuit will be coming!



  68. 68

    Besides, I wouldn't believe Keith Lewis if my life depended on it.



  69. 69

    She needs to walk away from celebrity now before she makes an even bigger mess of herself!!!!



  70. 70

    Shut the fuck up already Perez. Carrie>Perez



  71. 71

    Yeah? Well, Perez couldn't get ANYBODY to pay for his ball implants. Even the doctors said it would take major skin grafts since they're currently about the size of a tic-tac!



  72. 72

    There is no way in hell she got a breast surgery only SIX WEEKS before the pageant. They would still be swollen and sit way up high on her chest if that were true, so your point is invalid as always Perez.

  73. CaraC says – reply to this


    73

    The Miss USA pageant has really damaged its brand this year with sleazy behavior from its pageant directors.



  74. 74

    mmm I think then that is very artificial!! not fair for the others
    www.fredjsmilek.com



  75. 75

    Isn't it obvious? You can clearly see the circular edges of her implants. You can almost always tell instantly .. she's fooling no one.



  76. 76

    Re: kissmyassobama – thank u for making that point clear



  77. 77

    Perez is obsessed wit 'er.



  78. 78

    Re: LULU~* – 49 Agreed.



  79. 79

    like….whatever

    isnt everything fake about her?

    like those really white teeth,,,,of like…her whole face???

    I dislike her so much,…bah!



  80. 80

    perez, ur just jealous that u don't look like her!



  81. 81

    Perez! your boobs are bigger than hers.



  82. 82

    Hey, I LIKE her tits this size…and I like "A"'s as well! Frankly smaller tops are incredibly responsive in bed or anywhere else!

    OH, I really enjoyed the comment posted last night at www.fromwhereistand.info !! NICE to see that windbag Trump being held accountable!



  83. 83

    How is this news? Many many women have fake breasts Mario…you're a Tard.



  84. 84

    Come on…….I think anything fake should be instant disqualification!!!!! If it's a beauty pageant & something is fake it is CHEATING!!!!!! Hellooooooooo!!!!! (can you tell I'm not an American LOL). She's only cheating herself..& for the state directors…..what can I say! My god!!!
    The whole thing is sad…..get a real competitor..like our Jennifer Hawkins! No wonder she won the whole thing!



  85. 85

    And what about the fake titties on Paris Hilton yesterday - why did you not have fake written across those? You are so one sided, warped actually!



  86. 86

    Horse teeth



  87. 87

    you people are so naive…..believe anything and everything mario says…….fools……



  88. 88

    Of course they are fake- you can't be that thin and still have full breasts naturally…



  89. 89

    KEITH LEWIS COUNTING BOOBS: "Duh, one. Duh, three?" Math Coach: No, Keith, it's 'two.' Keith: "Duh, one. Duh, three. Duh, two." Match Coach: I quit.



  90. 90

    Perez, you need to stop your crying. EVERYONE has a right to thier own opinion of everything from homosexuality to peanut butter WITHOUT BEING PERSICUTED!!!



  91. 91

    Re: llllllllll – but that's the thing, they're not settled. they look like mangos.



  92. 92

    Re: KateM – Last I checked, the tag line for this blog was "Celebrity juice, not from concentrate". I didn't read where it said "Liberal Agenda pushing hate-filled rhetoric, straight from hell."



  93. 93

    She'd really look like a dude without them.



  94. 94

    Re: stars101_sezBradShittIsThePits – Don't worry–I didn't read it. Scream away, loser…



  95. 95

    i cant stand this girl



  96. 96

    From now on, when you post stories about Miss California or Prop-8, two subjects that you have driven into the ground, I'm simply going to comment with, "Fuck you Perez." Its enough already.

    So FU Perez.



  97. 97

    god, people like this start at a young age being prodded by their parents into this (i.e. toddlers & tiaras) it is disgustingly fake and I feel like this girls have no chance to be a REAL person. I feel sorry for her, but ultimately at this point she is old enough to educate herself and be responsible for her own actions.



  98. 98

    I am missing the point here…….



  99. 99

    I would love to see you bash Obama on here. He feels the same exact way as Carrie does that marriage is between a man and a woman. Why is it okay for him to represent the US as our President but Carrie shouldn't represent the US in a freakin beauty pageant. You look really stupid at this point so you really should let it go.



  100. 100

    Re: kerkieberkie – INDEED.

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