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Oh, boy. It's getting real nasty between the reigning Miss California, Carrie Prejean, and the state's pageant directors, Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler.

In a very catty move, which we LOVE, Lewis and Moakler confirmed to Access Hollywood that the Miss California pageant paid for Carrie Prejean to get breast implants six weeks before the Miss USA competition.

Meow!

She may love Jesus, but Carrie Prejean didn't love the way Jesus made her. So she changed it!

More power to ya, girl! We're all about a woman's right to choose.

[Image via AP.]

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221 comments to “Jesus Loves Fake Titties!”

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  1. 101

    She looks great!

  2. jham says – reply to this


    102

    I think it's pretty messed up that the "Ideal American Beauty" requires plastic surgery. It's so messed up. As far as I'm concerned, all of these pagents represent fake "spray on" beauty and do not represent women, but fembots. What happened to natural beauty? Isn't Carrie Prejean pretty enough to win the Miss California on her own?

  3. Bytch says – reply to this


    103

    Perez, stop this harassment. Seriously, you're fucking lame.

  4. SoCal says – reply to this


    104

    Ooh, releasing medical information without permission? That's a crime….



  5. 105

    I do think she's a dumb bitch, but the c-word would suit her perfectly.

    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake



  6. 106

    shes pretty from just below the boobs on down. i like big muffs



  7. 107

    Yes, they are BAD FAKES too! I hate those balloon looking things that look nothing like real boobs!



  8. 108

    i had always thought it's very obvious that they were fake. real boobs don't have such defined, perfectly round cleavage lines, and she's only wearing a bikini in this pic, not a pushed up bra.



  9. 109

    dude she looks good

    stop obsessing over her just because she has a different opinion than you do

    dude she looks good

    stop obsessing over her just because she has a different opinion than you do

    dude she looks good

    stop obsessing over her just because she has a different opinion than you do

    dude she looks good

    stop obsessing over her just because she has a different opinion than you do

    dude she looks good

    stop obsessing over her just because she has a different opinion than you do



  10. 110

    she looks amazing……thanks for making another poist about her Perez…keep it up…she is beautiful



  11. 111

    Whore!

    WTG Ms. NC!!



  12. 112

    The Miss California Directors should be aware of the HIPPA laws protecting privacy of Carrie Prejean!



  13. 113

    She is 100% fake…looks like a Barbie doll!
    Bitch…

  14. jham says – reply to this


    114

    Re: Shark – so your idea of smoking hot is fake boobs, fake tan, and fake teeth.



  15. 115

    The Contestants For Miss Venezuela all Go Under The Knife Courtesy Of The Pageants Director. That's Old News! Besides Stop Talking About Her! She Is Not Important!!



  16. 116

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    HER BODY IS A (SILICONE) TEMPLE!!!
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  17. 117

    Re: SWEETPIECE! – #100.
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    SWEET!!!
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    MUAH!!!
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  18. 118

    SHUT UP PEREZ!!!!! Fing something else to report on. Carrie Prejean is old news, no one cares anymore. Move on, you're digging your own grave by continuing on like this.

  19. ckent says – reply to this


    119

    Re: propp11
    OH TRUST propp11….Perez doesn't represent me at all.
    I only come here to see what the stars are up to. I'm too lazy to do all the reading and research that Perez does. I just figured I'd let him do the legwork for me and put all these stories in one place for me. HAHA!

    and as far as all this gay marriage thing goes? I'm on the backside of my 30's and have been single for the past decade. It doesn't really matter to me. Besides, if crazy ladies can make an ironclad wills leaving their millions to their cats when they die………….think about homosexual americans!!! Marriage isn't always necessary to get what you want.



  20. 120

    Rotting mold filled plastic bags inside her chest..Yummy Yummy!



  21. 121

    you represent everything that is wrong with our society. you are a talentless person who reached success by putting other people down. you think you have it all figured out because you get millions of hits per day? people like drama gee youre so smart for taking this concept and running with it? at least carrie has passion and doesnt impose her beliefs ON people like YOU do. shoving them in everyones face. she was asked a question, gave an answer, no get the hell over it. what do you think about Jehovah witnesses? they were raised that way and cant help that. so people should accept gays and you wanting to marry but not someone like carrie who was raised differently than you? you are the reason i will keep voting YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS on prop 8. i respect peoples right to choose their lifestyle BUT NOT TO bash a girl over politely speaking her mind. you deserve nothing but the misery youve created



  22. 122

    to the verbose mother fuckers- no one other than you reads your annoyingly long posts, no one cares what you have to say, shut the fuck up,, make a comment , not an essay



  23. 123

    So fucking what,your a fake human.Shut the fuck up,fag



  24. 124

    the tits are obviously fake; now, how did her vagina migrate to her armpit?



  25. 125

    WTF?? At 6 weeks post op my boobs were still swollen and up to my collerbone. It took months for them to drop and look natural. I believe they are fake…but those aint 6 week old boobs! And not a very good job either..they look hard as rocks.



  26. 126

    Re: sticky_and_sweet – nothing. he never said anything about either of those two things.

  27. MP says – reply to this


    127

    Isn't it illegal to discuss someone's private medical information? If it is and I were Carrie Prejean I'd sue Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler.

  28. Jai says – reply to this


    128

    Her fake tits match her fake smile and fake personality.



  29. 129

    Merriam-Webster definition for BLOG: : a Web site that contains an online personal journal with reflections, comments, and often hyperlinks provided by the writer.

    WHERE in there does it say it's MANDATORY that you read it, that the PERSONAL journal has to go along with your beliefs or opinions? If you don't like something, don't read it, let alone COMMENT on it. I'm brown, but I'm not stupid to visit, REGISTER, and bitch on a KKK website. I also don't go to highly conservative websites, REGISTER, and bitch on there either. Really, if you don't like bananas, don't eat them. Don't like Perez? There's MILLIONS of other websites you could be looking at right now. I don't always agree with Perez (especially on music), but I don't take the time out to log in and then bitch about him and his music tastes, let alone God or his personal sexual preferences. DEAL, people! You have choices for a reason.



  30. 130

    Perez, really. Like she gives a fuck what you think. She'll be some future sex toy, errrr, trophy wife. She'll get to live an above average lifestyle. She won't have to work. She won't have to worry about money. Setting an example for young girls? Please. Most women I know want to be a future trophy wife more than an outstanding citizen. As far as the pageant paying for her boobs, it's this simple. Boobs equal ratings. $250,000 for 50 sets of boobs. 1 percent point on the nielsen ratings earns you way more than that. Pageants are about making money. You think Trump does them just for fun? It's Trump!



  31. 131

    Ahh, your just jealous because your man boobs aren't as nice as hers.



  32. 132

    ok seriousley..if i see one more thing on this website about her im going to scream. perez…LET IT GO! we"re all done hearing about her. youre just still butt hurt because of what she said,(do u know how many more ppl out there think the same thing?) and you think if you continue writing about her will make more people hate her. who cares she made her own opinion atleast she was honest with it and didnt lie. you are making it sound like she is the only person in america who is against gay marriage. news flash! the majority of the U.S. is. i personally dont care either way about the marriage, it doest effect me in any way but dont act like you've never heard someone say that they are against it. Miss USA is honest and true(which she was about her answer), she doesn't go around and change laws, thats what our government is for. so just deal with it!



  33. 133

    Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – SHE IS SO FUCKED FOR PISSING OFF PEREZ!!!!!!!
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    LMAO



  34. 134

    her mouth scares me.

  35. wowie says – reply to this


    135

    Looks like they also bought her new teeth!!!! She talks like she has an upper retainer.!



  36. 136

    6 weeks and she is in a tight bikini top? I don't think so, where is this so called proof. Shannon is the real authority here right? LOL That's a joke she can't even keep her head out of the bars let along be a pagent offical. LOL I don't believe it. You once again Mario are trying to take someone down because they didn't answer your question the way you wanted it. Get a clue pal, there are people out there who are going to say marriage is for a man and a woman get over man.



  37. 137

    Re: kissmyassobama – How tragic for you that you believe homosexuality is a choice!



  38. 138

    Re: ckent

    you are taking that wrong. To what I said generally, the public (or whoever listen too his rants read this site etc ) do not hear the opinion of the random man or woman and because perez opinions get heard by generally most of america it makes it seem like hes speaking for a majority. Rather than use the royal WE that he seems to do quite often, he should make it clear that it is only his opinion. The way perez is behaving is really immature.

    HANDBAGS OUT.

    Im not saying what miss usa said was right but everyone can have their own opinion.



  39. 139

    I didn't know pageants did that…..I knew I should have been a pagaent girl!



  40. 140

    Re: kissmyassobama – How tragic that you think homosexuality is a choic. From your Avatar and your name I would think you are a bible-punching, homophobic cracker - am I right?



  41. 141

    Did anyone ever think her boobs were real? But seriously, it's ridiculous that the pageant would pay for it.



  42. 142

    AHHAHAHA WTF IS WRONG WITH HER ARMPIT!!
    IS IT ME OR DOES IT LOOK LIKE A VAHHJJ!



  43. 143

    So this is the girl that preaches to stay "true to yourself", shouldn't that include your body as well? Loving everything that god gave you? Meh, I don't understand the religious hypocrites. Be gone hussy, be gone!



  44. 144

    What does this have to do with anything…really? You can't point one thing out and not the other. Yes we are made God's Image and he wants us to love that. But God also said something about homosexuality didn't he? This is the stupidest one sided fight I've every seen. She stated her opinion, whether you like it or not, it was her opinion. So just stop, it just make you look stupid. You are no one, and she is all over the place, because you made it a big deal. get over it.



  45. 145

    I think Jesus would tell her she looked beautiful with or without fake tits and to not mind what everybody else says!



  46. 146

    Re: jimmyjazz – #141.
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    KISSES JIMMY DARLING, AND NOT "AIR" ONES, EITHER, YOU SCRUMPTIOUS MAN-MORSEL!!!
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  47. 147

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    THIS WHOREDOG BITCH HAS BEEN ON MY WEENERS THAN FRENCH'S MUSTARD!
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  48. 148

    Re: stars101_sezBradShittIsThePits – oh shut the fuck up already!!!! broken record anyone??



  49. 149

    Perez, you're still a delusional anal idiot. Give it up. Aren't you tired of posting about this woman?



  50. 150

    God loves you Carrie and so do i..love your new boobies!



  51. 151

    Re: sticky_and_sweet

    HE only created a man and a woman. I bet he doesn't wanna talk about "GAYS".;)



  52. 152

    Carrie never mentioned Jesus in her answer to you, Mario. Go be blasphemous somewhere else.



  53. 153

    Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Men having sexual connections with other men is morally disgusting in God's eyes. As we will see in the New Testament, so is women with women. Do not believe anyone that would tell you that God thinks homosexuality is ok with Him because it is not. If you are a gay person reading this and you want to go to heaven, you are going to have to change your ways. You were not born gay and God does not approve of homosexuality. You must confess your sin to God, ask for forgiveness and change your ways. Ask Him to help you to over come the sin of homosexuality



  54. 154

    when i first heard carrie prejean's response, i disagreed with her position and felt that she wasn't a very articulate /intelligent person, and i was glad she lost the contest. at the same time, you are the biggest reason this chick isn't going away. i know you're a celebrity gossip blogger, but you are the biggest reason she is a celebrity. to be honest, no one cared about what she thinks about same sex marriage besides you, but thanks your your obsession on this issue, she has become "the victim". i understand where you are coming from, but you aren't doing the movement any service by not letting this story go.



  55. 155

    you created your own misery perez…..get over it..:)



  56. 156

    OMG beyond obvious that those tits are fake I'm sick of hearing about this bitch…as for comment #8 its *Phelps not "Phels" you fucking dumb ass bitch



  57. 157

    She's just improving her God-given gifts. And God must be happy about it. Also, Heaven rejoices now because of what she did. Good luck to all the haters out there!!!



  58. 158

    Love Miss California. It wouldn't hurt others to have high morals and values also.



  59. 159

    every flat chick deserves breat implants fagarez, you would know this if you werent so busy taking it up the ass. you should get a twat implant, since you lika da cock so much



  60. 160

    Re: LAA1979 – Yadda Yadda Yadda …..now if you believe in God and the Bible book of fairy stories then you obviously believe all this crap. Tell me, how do you know that God will forgive your sins. Did you ask HER?

  61. M_McR says – reply to this


    161

    she's nasty



  62. 162

    Let it go queer.
    Youll never be equal.
    Get AIDS and die.



  63. 163

    give it up…this is a tired subject…I mean geez! Get over it already. If you are secure in who you really are, Perez, you wouldn't continue to drag this poor girl down. You have made your point. Now find a real story and quit crying over spilt milk!!!!!!



  64. 164

    LOL she SUCKS!



  65. 165

    As I said before I do not give a fuck what this scanks position is on gay marrage, but I do know she is a money hungry scank that will do anything for a quick $$$$



  66. 166

    what a ridiculous waste of money! they look so fake! theres something really grotesque about implants



  67. 167

    Wow Perez, you're just embarrassing yourself by mocking her. You live an alternate lifestyle and some people are going to disagree with you, YOU should know this. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions and they shouldn't be policed by you of all people.



  68. 168

    Re: Wannabehack – Well aren't you just a wonderful, happy, kind uplifting character!



  69. 169

    Give it a rest. Gonna stalk this woman the rest of your life? Grow up.



  70. 170

    her armpit looks like a gross vagina



  71. 171

    NEW BFF'S SHANNA MOAKLER+PEREZ HILTON= LOSERS!!!



  72. 172

    HER BOOBS ARE NOT FAKE!! IT WOULD TAKE MORE THAN 6 SIX TO COMPLETELY HEAL THE SUGERY!!! HEY PEREZ YOU ARE SO DESPERATE , GET OVER IT! YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH HER! THAT'S CRAZINESS



  73. 173

    haha, how ironic. =P

  74. FunMe says – reply to this


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    Re: KateM

    Yeah, it is EXTREMELY funny that people come to Perez's blog when they don't like him. Shows how DUMB and STUPID they are.

    Meanwhile, Perez is laughting all the way to the $$$ bank. Every time they come here, more "clicks' and more KA $$$ CHINGS!

    Meanwhile, a very good comment I read in another blog:

    "Here's a sample comment from a Miss California fan:

    I applaud Carrie Prejean for not compromising her beliefs and refraining from being "politically correct". She remained true to herself—not intimidated by the judge who I am sure was strategically planted for the purpose of discrediting Carrie's views. Thankfully, she had enough integrity to stand on what she believes in her heart is a moral value.

    And a response to that comment, which puts it all in perfect perspective:

    And now she knows how it feels to be an also-ran, a second-class, a runner-up. Her sash as second place means about as much as a civil union. It's a cute consolation prize. "



  75. 175

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    HER BOOBS LOOK HARDER THAN BOCCE BALLS!!!
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  76. 176

    Why the fuck did the pageant pay for it? This just reflects poorly on them so I'm not entirely sure why they would release this information.



  77. 177

    This is getting ugly!!!!



  78. 178

    With regards to plastic surgery and breast implants,nobody is surprised I assume.



  79. 179

    Re: kissmyassobama – wow sounds like your a biggot homophobe…who is not to mention apparently racist (by the looks of your picture)…good job. you should be proud…only NOT at all



  80. 180

    Jesus says nothing about getting impants, but He does say quite a lot about homosexuality.
    1 Corinthians 6:9-10
    Leviticus 18:22
    Romans 1:26-27



  81. 181

    Re: KateM – There are some people that have no lives, like LizardKing who comments on every post. Thank you for bringing up a good point.



  82. 182

    Well, jeez-ass was a cocksucker anyway, he didn't give a shit about her tits!



  83. 183

    Re: dasi1022 – The Bible also said about eating shrimp as a sin when it really wasn't. So stop taking everything written in the Bible as absolute and correct for they are written by men and not by God.



  84. 184

    Re: alygrl1395
    Well, you would have to be reading every post to know someone comments on every post. I guess you have no life either.



  85. 185

    Re: LAA1979 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    What a laugh riot!



  86. 186

    that is soooooooo messed up! its a BEAUTY pagent. ya know if she had won it would have been all about "fake" beauty and that is so NOT hot. What a loser! And how dare them actually get them for her? That is ridiculous!



  87. 187

    SHE MAKES BABY JESUS CRY



  88. 188

    Perez, I hate you, and I'm done coming to your site.



  89. 189

    Re: 01exclusivee – Don't let the e-door hit ya in the ass on the way out!



  90. 190

    PEREZ: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE'S PRIVATE PERSONAL LIFE?????
    "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment." JOHN 7:24
    "Therefore, whatever you want men to do to you, do also to them"Matthew 7:12
    WHY DON'T YOU READ AND STUDY THE WHOLE BIBLE BEFORE JUDGING AND POINTING OUT THE "FLAWS" OF OTHERS???? WHAT, YOU'RE SCARED OF THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH, PERVEZ??? YOU AND YOUR DISGUSTING ASS-LICKING ARMY OF DOUCHBAGS DON'T GET TIRED OF TRASHING AND TRYING TO DESTROY THIS GIRL. UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU GUYS, CARRIE HAS THE LOVE AND PROTECTION OF GOD. SHE KNOWS THAT "If God be for us, who can be against us?" ROM 8:31. SO YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

    "We're all about a woman's right to choose" YEAH, SO MUCH THAT YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEE TO WATCH A FETUS DIE, DON'T YA PERVEZ???? I MEAN, SINCE YOU SUPORT MURDER…



  91. 191

    How would jesus feel about fake tits? Both hands of course ; )



  92. 192

    She just looks like a cheesy poll dancer with fake hair, tan and tits……yuck!



  93. 193

    1) Does anybody besides this woman's friends and family care?
    2) There sure are a lot of idiots posting here. What the hell!?!



  94. 194

    Re: KateM – you are a dumb bitch, maybe people go on this site because they like to read about celebrities - it has nothing to do with likeing MARIO or his gay CHOICE



  95. 195

    OMFG! Her armpit looks exactly like a VAGINA in that picture. Gross.



  96. 196

    Shanna Moakler is a non existent mother who'd rather be schlepping like the fame whore she is at the bar then at home with her children while her husband is in the hospital recovering from a plane crash.



  97. 197

    The harrassment of this girl has attracted a lot of annoying people WHO WRITE IN BIG LETTERS



  98. 198

    HAHA HYPOCRITE.



  99. 199

    In Puerto Rico, is a very common practice. That's why I declined being in Miss Universe PR; at least I haven't finished paying the $5K required. I paid about 1200, and it was all refunded. My, then, city didn't had a contestant in 2007.



  100. 200

    Dear Perez
    How did you know what prefer the Jesus?
    Did you know him so well,or did you are him that you talking in his name?
    If you know him so good you know also he isn't a discriminator or something.
    Compassion to you dear Perez , you wanted to see in others something but you don't see this in you.Only stupid and cold an opinnion.

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