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Warning! "Cousin" Alli Sims Drops Shiteous New Single

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Oh great, as if the world wasn't polluted enough with crappy music, now Britney's backstabbing friend/former assistant, Alli Sims, is belching up a single called Driving Blind.

If you're feeling particularly self-loathing, you can listen to a 60 second sneak peek below.

Even 60 seconds is too much!

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117 comments to “Warning! "Cousin" Alli Sims Drops Shiteous New Single”

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  1. 1

    At least you can hear what her voice sounds like instead of the over produced crap spears puts out

  2. 2

    o_o er…

  3. 3

    It wasn`t that bad.

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  6. 6

    Not good

  7. 7

    Are you serious? This is terrible.

  8. 8

    Ummm…that was only 40 seconds. Still, 40 seconds too long.

  9. 9

    Wow that is shitty.

  10. 10

    It's not THAT bad…I've heard worse, ie, Heidi Montag…

  11. 11

    Well, it's really not that bad. Not great, or mind-blowing, but not bad.

  12. 12

    That is fucking hideous…she needs to shut the fuck up

  13. 13

    …and it's a lot better that Heidi Montag's singing.

  14. 14

    More like "singing tone deaf".

  15. 15

    doens't sound any worse than all the other crap on the radio. She's no britney, though

  16. 16


  17. 17

    it's good…….i like it!

  18. 18


  19. 19

    its funny - this song is a cover of Melissa O'neil (winner of Canadian Idol) it was on her 2005 cd. What a loser….

  20. 20

    yer right this time. it sucks. no voice.

  21. 21

    I've heard worse, for sure. It beats the hell out of Britney's signature "Chipmunk-With-A-Sinus-Infection" sound.

  22. 22

    She's driving blind, now I'll be driving deaf after listening to that.

  23. 23

    Well I guess BAD SINGING runs in the family!

  24. 24

    OH HELL NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. 25

    it sounds like the original singer…melissa o'neil?

  26. 26

    it fukin sucks.

  27. 27


  28. 28

    All this "new" pop music sounds the same. I can't tell any of them apart.

  29. 29

    hahah its not that bad

  30. 30

    Wow, that was terrible.

  31. 31

    Marlee Matlin might like it.

  32. 32

    god AWFUL!

  33. 33

    I kinda feel for her - she screwed herself by trying to leech onto Britney. The single is not as bad as some of the new music out there - but she'll never be taken seriously now…

  34. 34

    It's actually not that bad. It's hardly the greatest thing out there, but it's decent.

  35. 35

    What a piece of shit…

  36. 36

    The beginning of the clip kind of sounds like a female version of Daughtry's "Feels Like Tonight" or w/e it's called.

  37. 37

    All you haters are full of shit. You know she sounded good. Perez just loves to bully people. I'm sure that goes back to his childhood when nobody liked him at school. What's the matter Perez…did they call you bad names?

  38. 38

    At least Britney has been singing since she was child in Broadway, MMC, Star Search and got signed to a label based on her OWN talent and not by association. And I can't stand Alli, I remember when Britney locked herself in a room with Jayden and was getting taken away to the mental hospital she arrived on the scene with a huge grin on her face trying to hide it! Hate her.

  39. 39

    It's not that bad

  40. 40

    better voice than shitney. sounds like most the pop crap out, but her voice is better than most teenie boppers.

    not great, but not too bad.

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  42. 42

    Is her voice as autotuned as the talentless britney spears or katy perry, lady gaga, kelly clarkson etc.? all you need are talented musicians to write your music for you. It's no worse than any other mainstream music, if it was katy perry, perez would "love it".

  43. meme says – reply to this


    I like it. It's much better than most of the crap you put on here claiming to be good.

  44. 44

    I want a record deal! And if that's all it takes, I don't see why I shouldn't have one.

  45. 45

    sounds like feels like tonight by Daughtry, I LOVE that song despite how generic it is, this song is cute but generic as well, like someone said, it's not any different than the crap on the radio right now. I don't have an opinion on this chick, I think she's kind of pahtetic, but the song wasn't that bad, it's just normal. This is why nobody will ever take you seriously Perez, you are too biased, you bash those you dislike and praise those you like blindly, if your buddy Katy Perry had this NORMAL song you would be all over it, but since the song belongs to someone you for some reason HATE, you trash it. Yawn, be more objective.

  46. 46

    umm… i didnt think it was that bad

  47. denm says – reply to this


    sounds infinately better than that nasally baby-doll shitty way that britney and most of these no talent whores try to sing in. They only sing that way to hide the fact that they actually have no range or ability whatsoever, and at least this broad, (hate her anyways) was singing in her normal voice. Wasn't nearly as bad as the dreck that is britneys voice

  48. 48

    It's not bad at all…sound better than that Heidi Montag Pratt shit you've been promoting.

  49. 49

    It's actually not as awful as you make it seem, Perez. It's actually better than britney and of course better than Heidi montag. I love britney and she is a true artist, however all the electronic shiz she does now pisses me off lol.

  50. 50

    i want my 60 seconds back!

  51. 51

    There's only so many tunes left. A song is bound to sound like something else now days. It's not a big deal.

  52. 52

    Perez, you have "Shiteous" taste in music. That's the honest truth right there. Sorry, Perez! I usually agree with you!

  53. 53

    i think she sounds a heck of a lot better than heidi

  54. 54

    At least she can SING. The song sux though.

  55. 55

    she's a shiteous singer, but she's better than heidi montag. and at least it's got real instruments on it. meh.

  56. 56

    sounds like 99% of the rest of the "pop" singers sound like!!

  57. 57

    lol this bitch

    follow me on twitter


  58. 58

    It's better than that stupid Dolly Parton song above. That girl's voice hurt my brain.

  59. 59

    it sounds bad……..she has to work more to make her voice sound better……

  60. 60

    It sounds like Melissa O'Neil's version…

  61. 61

    file under icky poo…LOL

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  63. exBFF says – reply to this


    you're forcing me to say this…at least it's better than all of that Heidi Montag crap you've been posting. Or maybe it sounds better because of that.

  64. 64

    Re: I_am_me
    I agree. Nothing new .. same crappy sappy stuff.

  65. 65

    This is awful. But her voice is much better than Spears' voice. Infinitely better.

  66. mben says – reply to this


    It's bad yes… but Has anyone noticed she can still sing better than Britney!!!!

  67. 67

    I managed like 15 seconds..it was pretty poor

  68. 68

    heidi is way wayyyy worse

  69. 69

    It's not bad actually. I kind of like it. At least it's not over produced.

  70. 70

    Re: SassyChica – My thoughts exactly! You bring an excellent point!

  71. 71

    this girl is pathetic. the only reason this song which she sent to you, perez, is even on this website is because of her association with britney.

    she is a leech, famewhore, and abuses the photoshop tools on her pictures.

    she needs to go back to planning weddings and taking advantage of mentally damaged women, it's what she does best.

  72. 72

    Horrible! I sing MUCH better than her

  73. 73

    Ugh, my ears! Half the time she tonelessly sings the wrong notes. Ew.

  74. 74


  75. 75

    I don't really like the song, but her voice sounds pretty decent. I would rather listen to her than Heidi Montag's shit.

  76. 76

    not that bad. dont like her…but the song…not THAT bad…its fine.

  77. 77

    What an awful awful song.

  78. 78


  79. 79

    Not a good song but her voice is better than Heidi Montag's "voice".

  80. 80

    It's not that baad. Perez, is better than for your favoorite singer Heide Montag..

  81. 81

    first off comment #1 STFU!!! and second this bitch needs to go back to hicksville and die

  82. 82

    yeah….I got about 17 seconds before I got bored and turned it off.

  83. 83

    this isnt even that bad you cuban buttercup, half the crap that you promote is even worse and gay

  84. 84

    Perez, deberías crear una lista nueva llamada: "Beyond Z List" y ahí deberías archivar esta nota!!!

  85. 85

    i heard a lot worse…i think it was britney..oh yes it was

  86. 86

    she is seriusly terrible.

  87. 87

    This song was already done by Canadian Idol Season III Winner Melissa O'Neil…she did a way better job.

  88. 88

    Re: POIKKIMAKI – I KNEW I HAD HEARD THIS SONG BEFORE!!! thank you!!! She's covering a Canadian Idol winners song…how low can you go??

  89. 89

    why? why god why? as if she was anything anybody gave a shit about to begin with. Fame whore!

  90. 90

    Fuck you Perez douche bag. I dont see your ass trying to sing. Fucking pipe smoker.

  91. 91

    better than anything spears has put out in years.

  92. 92

    It's better then Heidi!

  93. 93

    Oh Perez. It's MUCH better than Montag's crap and yet you promote the hell out of her shiteous music. You're so paid off by them.

  94. 94

    dreadful but yet still not half as bad as heidis shit… my ears start bleeding just thinking about it…

    p.s. please stop giving free publicity to these craptastic wannabes

  95. 95

    ugh, more generic crap that will never make it. Nice try, Alli.

  96. 96

    i don't care for her but she has a better voice than shitney. i mean britney.

  97. 97

    It IS better than Heidi Montag, and she CAN sing — it doesn't sound processed and layered like every other piece of pop garbage. It's not half bad.

  98. 98

    Y'all are trippin! It ain't that bad! I actually feel sorry for her, cuz everybody's just judging her for being connected to Brit. She doesn't have a chance with the world knocking her down before she ever had the chance to showcase her voice. I think the LYRICS of the song could be a little better, or more catchy at best, but her voice is way better than her cousins. All of Britney's shit is tampered with and electronically altered, so we rarely ever hear her REAL voice… But damn, give the girl a chance and quit associating her skills with that of her fam! I think with the right song, she could give us a hit! I mean, it's AT LEAST better than Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus, or even Lindsay Lohan… PUH-LEEZE!!!

  99. 99

    It doesn't sound that bad…. not mind blowing, but it is no worse than some of the other shit you post on here and say is amazing…

  100. 100

    THIS IS A COVER!!!!!!! It was first released by Meliissa Oneil, 3rd season canadian idol winner! I REPEAT! THIS IS A MELISSA ONEIL COVER!!!! and the song is actually pretty good…

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