WTF, Beyonce?
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Beyonce is becoming a bit too divalicious for her own good!
Albertina, the acclaimed art museum located in Vienna, Austria, had arranged for Beyonce to take a private tour of the museum while the diva was in town for a performance this week.
Instead of showing up herself, however, Beyonce sent a lookalike to go in her place!
And where was Miss Sasha Fierce???
Shopping, of course!
Reps for the museum are reasonably peeved at the swap and plan to take it up with B's management.
"What a cheek," said Albertina spokeswoman Verena Dahlitz. "We were a little doubtful yesterday, but weren't really sure. It could have been her."
Maybe Beyonce was partaking in some much needed retail therapy?
The word is her concert in Vienna on Tuesday night was only half-full!!!
Oh, boo-hoo!
[Image via WENN.]
She sucks…
HAHA, mario, you're just jealous because you can't have your own stand-in. i mean, really, who wants to admit they look anything REMOTELY like YOU?
She needs to get over herself …
Mariah carey 2.0
great tits and ass!!!
With those legs she shouldn't be wearing that dress…She looks like a fucking pig even though she's not.
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BITCH CLEARLY IS NOT INTERESTED IN CULTURE ONLY WHORE CLOTHES!
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that is quite rude in my opinion. if they offer you that it is impolite not to take it up. especially to try to deceive them
Possessed.
how sad she couldnt go on a tour of a museum, but she had time to go shopping. wow.
selfish.
no picture of the lookalike??
I want to say nobody cares about this bitch but several million a-holes supported her this weekend. Bunch of tools. Support HMTM ! ! ! I don't understand. Thanks Mario for pointing out what a twat she is.
If the one who went to the museum was talking like a ghetto ass bitch then she was def. Beyonce… still I'm amazed that some ppl still have NO IDEA of what a stupid DIVA B is… she even controls every picture paps are gonna publish to make sure she is mmm let's say NOT THAT DARK…
she's an idiot ! !
and she sucks ! ! !
i heard that kobe bryant fucked her and he said it was like fucking a dead person
I want a lookalike to do my bidding!
What's funny is ya'll buying this shit. lmao
She needs to get herself to a dr for a vascular study, her right leg doesn't appear to have circulation as good as her left….just sayin'
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – like you should talk you tranny slut
I got 99 problems….. oh shit nope make that 100.
Whatever she's a Diva but still that was pretty low. If you got to have a privatee tour to any art museum let alone Alberina, why wouldn't you go? Ugh so ignorant
Um they said it could have been her…how many beyonce look alikes are there in Vienna? Doubt she travels with one
what a conceited bitch
Re: lakerfan100 – #15.
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THAT'S WHAT SARWHORE THE ALASKAN SHE-BITCH SAID THE LAST TIME SHE POUNDED HER QUEERFACED HUBBY TODD ("LIKES RODS") WITH HER FIERCE COKE CAN THICK STRAP-ON!
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Re: JigSaw – #19.
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WOULD YOU PUHLEEZE LATCH ON TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S STAR???
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AND IF THAT'S TOO SOPHISTICATED FOR YA: "FUCK OFF!"
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That just sounds too weird to be true-Why would she have to send a fake into the museum? It is her tour, her life, her schedule, if she did not want to, could not fit it in, one of her people could have graciously said, 'no thank you-She needs the day off, she does not feel up to it, she had plans, etc. ' the whole story sounds like garbage.
that picture was taken at my school!
people would kill to have a private art tour..at least us art geeks, ungrateful bitch!
so much for calling herself humble …. NOT!!!! i like how she portrays herself as a sweet woman who is down to earth …
Her lower body is RIDICULOUS… I want it.
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! –
how is "WOULD YOU PUHLEEZE LATCH ON TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S STAR???"
"sophisticated" ?
looking at that sentence, "sophisticated" is the last word that popped into my mind…
Beyonce Knowles was scheduled to perform in Vienna and while there, an Austrian radio station decided to pull a prank on the local Museum by acting as Beyonce Knowles reps and calling to schedule a private tour. When the scheduled time came for Beyonce to show up at the museum, a body double arrived instead.
I don't think beyonce is so stupid to send her double right?
tummy!
I hope that's not true, that's wayyy too diva for me.
WTF SHE'S BEYONCE SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS…..DON'T MESS WITH MY GURL….SHE DOES NEED TO GO SHOPPING THOUGH….LET HER SHOP
Leg's are too fat.
i heard it was a prank by a radio station and beyonce didnt know about it, so we have to get both sides of the story before we call beyonce a diva!
Knew this was coming, you're so predictible Perez. Your little remark right before her movie opened about how it was sure to suck, then she had a GREAT opening weekend with it, so you scraped the bottom of the barrel to try to find SOMETHING to say about her that was bad. You seriously have female issues and need some meds. Especially considering if Beyonce called you tomorrow and wanted you to appear in her concert (ala Britney) you would be ALL OVER IT. You give gay people a bad name.
how does she benefit from missing out on the tour? i just don't understand why she would go shopping instead unless the visit was mandatory. i mean, if they asked her if she'd like a tour she could have just said no.
That dress needs to be higher to see some black bush.
Why the flying fuck does anybody like Beyond lame? She is sooooo annoying, her voice is marginal at best and for the love of all that's holy, the bitch thinks she's the hottest shit to ever be crapped. I wish she would just die already.
Wow.
That's not classy at all.
looks EXACTLY like the dress Leona Lewis wore at X Factor when Leona sang run.
Beyonce is lame.
yeah
spell diva?
It was a radio station prank Perez
I ALWAYS HATED THIS BITCH… SHE THINKS SHES BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE
Shows how much she's interested in culture! And I'm sure there were no paintings of her hanging on the walls, so why go.
that skirt does nothing for her heavy lower body
Ugh! We've always known Bitchoncé is a "diva" well, at least she acts like one with all that bitchy stuff, but this is just lame, sad, stupid, disrespectful, and the list goes on and on…one day she'll realize she needs culture in her life, remember when X.tina asked about the Cannes Festival? Hahaha
WOW i just wanna see dis look alike
I thought you were saying wtf to that hideous '80s prom dress she's wearing..
kankles!
is the picture the look alike??
or is it just photo shopped odd?…
her legs look strange
& her face looks weird.
& i think Beyonce is FIERCE beautiful
& psh whatev seriously the woman has had
like two films out already this year & a cd to
promote the woman is B U S YYY & if she wants
to shop let her shop. Maybe she didn't even commit
to the private tour, maybe her publicist thought that would be
a nice tourist-y thing to do while she was there & she wasn't having it.
i don't blame her, when in Vienna, shop like the Austrians.
She is smuggling candy into the show. Her hips are twice the size as normal. That 's why I smuggle in candy when I watch the movie. Ha Ha.
It was actually a radio show stunt - the deejays contacted the museum and pretended that Beyonce was going to show up, then sent the double. Beyonce never knew anything about it, and the reason it's being reported that she did is the English gossip magazines did a poor job translating from the German stories.
Re: iloverebecca – s-h-e- w-i-s-h
Oh shut the fuck up Mario. You know you'd kill to have your own stand in!
Re: eatasquid – I like you, i hate lg, she is ignorant and always has to talk in the third person, besides taking up sooooo much room
DAMN! THUNDER THIGHTS.
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – LG HE FUCKING LATCHED ON TO MY STAR. MY SHINING ASS BEAUTIFUL STAR!!!!!! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE MY STAR AS WELL!!!!!!
HATE THAT RHIANNA, LADY GAGA WANNABE!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPid WHorreeee!!!!! she sux and is wayyyy tooo annoyyyying, she sings like a freaking chihuahua crying!!!! omg she should get the fuck out, and i hear her tour is sooooo pathetic and halfasses every performance and uses alot of auto tune and prerecorded vocals!!!!! bitch die!!!
she tries waaaaayyyyy tooo hard, fuck off!!!!!!
Re: JigSaw – i like you too! i've noticed some of your posts and you're one of the few that actually shows intelligence. i can see that that LG freak is not in this minority.
Im not the biggest fan of beyonce but she is NOT fat. Black women are naturally curvier than white woman. They are also more confident and like to show off there curves. Just because you BITCHES are insecure with yourselves don't call beyonce fat. I bet all of you are either horribly obese or anorexic with deep psychological issues and all you can do is sit and jugde other peoples bodies. pathetic.
There was something about her I never liked. This crafty monkey business of hers is pathetic. Beyonce you suck ass.
Black people just dont get Venice. She wouldnt have noticed the museum if she was standing inside of it. Might as well send a look a like.
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – THROUGH ALL THE CRAZINESS, GOD KNOWS I LOVE YOUR STAR TOO!
hahahh wooooooow Beyowolf. You're SOOOO humble !
you are kidding!?!??! what a freakin' loser!
Can I get a comment posted here, or are is everyone afraid of a straight guy?
Re: boston – you suck
She needs to spend more time with her personal trainer and less time shopping. She might spark a fire with those thighs.
she needs to work those fat legs anyways lol
OMG HER LEGS LOOK LIKE MY DEAD GRANDMA'S AND SHE WAS FUCKED UP!!!! RIP GRANDMA! WORK THE FUCK OUT BEYONCE!!!!!
Re: straight – I LOVE STRAIGHT GUYS, ARE YOU UNDER 30 AND SMOKIN' FUCKING HOT? OR IF NOT THE THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!
Re: straight – Oh no, straight guys are a breath of fresh air on this blog!!! And please bring all your straight friends also!
Re: nutcracker – FUCKING I SAW HIM FIRST!!!! BUT IF HE BRINGS FRIENDS, WE CAN ALWAYS SHARE!!!! LOVE IT!
Re: JigSaw – I always forgot to say this: i really really like you. (i'm a gal
) you are a very persuasive guy and i find that atractive.(don't kill me Melissa 
) Re: Bipolar Bitch – Whatever. I'm not anorexic but i'm not fat either. I'm really happy with my body actually 
so i have no problem to say she is really pretty. But what i can't stand about her is her attitude, she is soooo fucking conceited.Uggh… i find it so annoying…
Re: _maty_ – WONT' KILL, JUST APPRECIATE!!!! LOVE IT!
Re: _maty_ – IS SOMEONE GIVING YOU A HARD TIME HERE???? JUST LET ME KNOW….. I'M ON IT
She has some ugly ass legs!!! She can do all the leg exercises there are in existence, it just help. She's bowlegged and they're hideous looking on top of that!!!!!!
Oh, and one leg is uglier than the other!!!
I don't believe she was involved in that. That is ridiculous. And speaking of ridiculous, that dress has to go!!!
Re: Ivy567 – What i meant to say was that even if she tries all the leg exercises there are in the world, it just wont work. Her legs will always look fucked up.
Hmmm … put a ring on THIS Miss B. Sheesh, what a diva.
Look at the tits and ass on this girl. She'll never drown.
i read on celebrity fix that it was just a prank by an austrian radio station
i hate her life.
her music sucks.
her movie sucked.
ali larter was way hotter in it.
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Luv luv luv her! I would have done the same… Prolly was just to get the camera's off her
That's just inconsiderate. Who the fuck does she think she is?
OMG! What a diva!!! seriously get over yourself. I live here in Vienna, my friends who went to the concert n didn't like it at all in comparison to last years! The Albertina is a beautiful museum! She just aint cultured enough! Pshttttttt*
(plus. who the fuck goes shopping in Vienna? so many better things to do!)
How dare those Austrians complain?! We are talking about Beyonce, er, i mean, her majesty, her royal highness, queen bee; they should be grateful that she even acknowledge them at all to send a Look-Alike. The nerve of them! They better recognize!
baaahahahahahha.. wow she gets on my nerves…
that's bitchy!
Those cankles don't work well with that dress. But she is still pretty.
Exactly the attitude you'd expect from a person like her. museums? Culture? no thank you! but i'll go to versace and chanel because lord knows they are as austrian as can be and I that I can't find those stores in the USA where I live. I truly pity this person. She should have said no instead of being so rude.
Re: lestat –
Lestat,
It s NOT "Venice" where this happened, but VIENNA!
Venice is located in ITALY! (called "Venedig" in the German language (Austrians speak GERMAN as native tongue!) Vienna is located in AUSTRIA (called "Wien" in German…)!
Those insufficient geography knowledge of Americans give me ….goosebumps? *G*
What a Cow.